| The posters advertised the hiking clubs
Easter trip to Wales as a
"Dirty Weekend" and I'm telling you that's exactly what it was (in all
respects for some, ain't that right John! -And don't think we've
forgotten about you Rob!).
The chaos started on Good
Friday morning when our panic-stricken
chairperson Niamh (who had the tickets) couldn't find the bus stop to
Dublin Port with only ½ hr to sailing. Luckily after a quick
phone call, Aoife sorted it all out by abducting a minibus outside the
terminal and ordering the driver to the Quays, knight-in-shining-armour
style! So with everyone on board,
the booze cruise could start. On the ferry we were definitely in good
company with drunken punters from all over availing of the novelty of
drinking in a bar on Good Friday, which included Sindy, the
leotard-clad rugby player from Sheffield University and sighting of
Harry Potter's evil twin Larry. Some of us thought the beer wasn't
tasting the best so Cathy decided to drink a pint of Miller with a
packet of cheese and onion hunky-dorys thrown in. Three hours later, we
arrived in Holyhead and after picking up our crate of beer we set of to
Llanberis. By Friday evening, we were wrecked after travelling by train
and taxi to the campsite in Nant Peris in the middle of Snowdonia.
After the hard work of pitching the tents, we had sobered up so it was
off to The Vanyl Arms across the road. It proved to be a very
successful night for the girls, as Ursula and Rachel arrived back to
the tents with a naked picture of the barman (and a lampshade and a
barstool smuggled out the fire escape) but they were definitely outdone
by the two Aoifes who managed to bring home the barman himself!
Saturday was glorious so some hiking was in order to sort out the
hangovers. Some were more hung over than others and faded out at the
early stages of the hike. The rest of us, lead by John, reached the
summits of Y Garn (947m) and Foel Gach (831m),
mainly thanks to the 10 minutes breaks every 5 minutes.
Saturday night came and things got ugly, the weather changed
dramatically and our Welsh paradise turned into scenes from the
Blair Witch Project. Tents blew down and were flooded, all our gear was
soaked but we made the most of the situation by getting drunk on Easter
Sunday morning and barbecuing some rashers inside the tent. Others were
brave, got the rain gear on and hiked up Mount Snowdon itself (fair
play).
Sunday afternoon and everyone visited the legendary Pete's Eats and
then it was on to The Heights Hotel bar. There the locals were hit full
force by the Irish singing El-E-VA-TION and jumping around on the
furniture. Rachel outdid us all by performing a sun dance around the
pool table with drugged up lunatic. Maria went even further and did
some dirty dancing with the lucky bloke ON the pool table! Back in The
Vanyl Arms, the rock climbing club were still talking about rocks...
and...climbing..and..mountains..and......rocks over a pint while the
hikers tried to distract them with the suggestion of a lesbian orgy but
with no success at all.
Monday morning and guess what, it was still raining. Packing away
soaking wet tents is not fun. But Kevin cheered us all up by travelling
the whole journey home in a pair of shorts and Arsenal football socks,
rarrrrrr.
So what did we learn from 4 days spent in Snowdonia: the true meaning
of the deep lyrics of Shakira "Lucky my breasts are small and humble so
you don't confuse them with mountains".
Well done to the committee for organising such a successful
weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to
Maria/Aoife/Cathy for the pics
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