This is meant to be a small joke, and was in no way intended to offend in any form or manner.

Sung to the tune of the old Spider-Man theme:

Sirus-Man,
Sirus-Man,
Does whatever a wizard can.
Shoots at Kale with his gun,
Sirus is the worst scum.
Look out!
Here comes the Sirus-Man.

Is he dumb?
Listen bud,
His brain's got to be a dud.
Is he strong?
No he's not,
He's got radioactive snot.
Hey there!
There goes the Sirus-Man

In the heat of night,
If you're a player that is new,
With the speed of light,
He's there to insult you.

Sirus-Man,
Sirus-Man,
Fighting you with his garbage can.
He smacks you with his face,
He throws you in that place,
The Realm of Ph33r,
There goes the Sirus-Man!
Watch out it's the Sirus-Man!!!
Here comes the Sirus-Man!!!!!!

By Brin on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 08:31 pm:

Yuo realise you've volumously increased the size of Sirus' head once again? ^^

By Sirus on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 11:44 pm:

*blinks* Well, he gets points for being creative. Though I could probably guess who this is... *loads shotgun*

By Kale on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 12:05 am:

In a page-pose to you, Sirus puts a shotgun to your head, "Was it you?"

Nope. Kale it was not.

By Stratski on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 03:20 am:

That was strangely brilliant. And no, Sirus, it wasn't me either.

By Luka on Thursday, July 26, 2001 - 09:37 pm:

It's almost a shame that didn't happen when Sirus's name was still banned. ^^

By Bart on Saturday, July 28, 2001 - 05:04 am:

Would it have sounded like this?

***** Man?

Gwai, and no it wasn't me.

You know what? I like oranges, and any other form of fruit. Grapes? Sure! I like Apples.

That was also very random.

By Billy on Saturday, July 28, 2001 - 10:43 pm:

Bart, hold still. Time for your ridalin dosage.

By Billy on Saturday, July 28, 2001 - 10:46 pm:

Ritalin, that is. Sheesh. Maybe I ought to dose myself, too.

By Amaliel on Wednesday, August 01, 2001 - 03:40 pm:

I think we all need Ritalin after /that/ little bit of inspiration....

By Luka on Wednesday, August 01, 2001 - 09:50 pm:

Must resist... urge to draw....

By Bart on Saturday, August 04, 2001 - 06:28 am:

Ritalin? No, silly! I don't need Ritalin! I'm not insane in the least.

Of course...

Fresh Fruit enriches everyone.
Takes the thirst out of everyday time.
A pure whiff of oxygen.
Painting over a monochrome world in primary colors.
We all know that.
It's why everyone loves fruit.

I love fruit.

Useless Quote of the day: Each of them were wearing dresses. Frilly pink dresses.