Well, it's true. Anyways, I figured i'd make up my own idea of how the official creed of the Gazel Ministry would go, so here it is!

(Sung to the tune of the Stonecutters Theme from The Simpsons)

Who controls the aveh crown?
Who keeps -lamb- rebellions down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Etrenank off the maps?
Who keeps the soylent under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric gear?
Who makes Mahanon appear?
We dooo, we dooo!
Who robs citizens of their rights?
Who makes Kahran Ramsus cry?
Weeeeee do, weeeeee dooooooooo!

And now, I am done. Thank you and goodnight. ^^

By Preacher on Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 05:12 am:

*clap, clap, clap*

By Kale on Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 05:15 am:

*snickers*

I like it!

By Jalon on Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 04:43 pm:

*laughs*

I never would've came up with that.

By Xeero on Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 07:59 pm:

You've got way too much time on your hands Sirus, and for that I am thankful ;)