New First Class Solarian, recently finished Jugend, very vicous, seeks military group to join. Expert in Long-range warfare/sniping. If interested please page "Lycus" or e-mail him at powers67@hotmail.com

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I am brand new and I need some help. I have nothing to do, so please contact me and sign me up!

By Clarth on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 03:22 am:

Damn! It looks like my boast as being the only good Solarian marksmen may be gone forever...meh, I have experience...

By Amaliel on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 03:04 pm:

If you're just out of Jugend, then it's likely that you'll have a job in the Solarian Militairy. You could of course - always join Cobalt Wing!

By Sera on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 03:46 am:

Amaliel, would you quit pimpin' CW? ^^; (I kid I kid! I kid 'cause I love!)

By Clarth on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 04:31 am:

Bah! Join the Imperial guard...even though we have no Cain to guard!

By Ryoji on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 04:38 am:

Sera, you crack me up. Reminds me of some comic talking puppet dog I saw on Conan O Brian, and he made fun of Germany and David Hasselhoff's singing skills, and then said, "Aha, ah, David, I kid with you, I kid with Germany, god knows I love you all," you'd have to see it, it was quite funny. Then this dogs line that he always says is "It's good...for me to poop on!" and he said it in german! I gotta learn that. Strange eh? Totally off topic, um yeah, join the..uh...Shevat Military Defense Forces, you get to get yer daily dirty and death impending looks from Kaori, and, Did I mention Shevat is a great vantage point to snipe from? Sinful Hermits? No. Don't believe everything you hear, plus, we don't kill peoples and market it as "mmm mmm good!"

By Luka on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 02:23 pm:

No, you kill people and then bury them in the back lot for fertilizer for your vegetables.

Hasn't anyone else wondered where Shevat's found room for at least 500 years of dead bodies? I mean, really, Zephyr!

*sends her a postcard with the Soylent System on it and a big happy face on the back*

But on the more practical note, the Imperial Guard might have more action, depending on what Vaughner's up to. Apart from that, I'd recommend being Ethos security if you're bright and don't scare the devotees.

By Ryoji on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 09:41 pm:

*Ding Ding Ding* Correct you are Luka, that's why we never have to go grocery shopping, we have an entire organic system deep within the depths of Shevat, using the dead bodies as compost, we get lotsa fiber and calcium though!

By Kenji on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 02:25 am:

This is one of many reasons Solaris needs to be saved. Never fear, Kenji is here to protect you from those evil people who...well...they aren't me! This obviously presents quite a real danger to Solaris! Must fix!

::Kenji is immediately taken to the asylum::

By Krelian on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 03:39 am:

There are no asylums on Solaris.

You can wager a guess to what the replacement is.

By Ayame on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 05:33 am:

Mmmmmmm....Kenji-burgers....

By Amaliel on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 09:04 pm:

I'm not eating anything with Kenji in it. *Picks out the Kenji Bits*

By Kenji on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 02:52 am:

Nomatter what you do, you can not kill Bastard EMPEROR Kenji!

One of you will be the cornerstone of a new, order. MY world order BUT....

...Anyone want any cookies?

By Casske on Sunday, September 02, 2001 - 04:54 am:

*stands up to Kenji, being a brave and marginally stupid soul* You'll never stop me with your cookies, Bastard Emperor! For I possess the power of blue hair! That's right- BLUE HAIR! *waves his sword threateningly* Haha! Watcha gonna do, cookie-man!?

By Ahduri on Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 10:22 pm:

Cookies! *eats* yay! ..... *feeds one of her mystical GB cookies to...SOMEONE! eat one!*
also.....gwa, I want an Etone! *grabs an Etone*