(Picture this in an old gangster-style message with the letters cut out of magazines. It'll be a lot easier on your brain.)

deAr pLayERs oF The XenoMUCK, i Am GLAd tHAt YoU HAvE expreSSed IntEreST iN THE Virus TP i PRopOseD EArLIER. i HavE bEEN taLKINg WITh A fEW kEY pLaYerS aNd iT'z lOOKiNg lIke tHiS TP wIlL Be gReaT. leT mE CLAriFy a Few tHIngs THOUGH.

SoME oF YOu aRE aWARe thAT mY cHArACteR, Ryukumu, hAZ beEn CHaSEd anD caPTUreD bY THe Gazel's ForCez. THat'Z aLl FinE and gOoD. alL THat'Z leFt nOW IS For Ryukumu to Be BROught To tHE Gazel for InTeRROGAtiON oR wHATEveR.

DAt wUz tHIRty daYZ Ago reAl-tiME. UnTIl i CaN rezoLVe thingZ WiTh thE Gazel, ThE Virus TP iZ HElD HOSTAGE!!!

*insert picture of Chibi-Ryukumu running off with a box labeled 'Virus TP' laughing like a mad chibi-madman*

TO Gazel-rpER:

I rEALiZe THat YoU aRe A BUsY pERSOn. BUt sO THaT i caN fOcuS aLl mY eFforTz On thE Virus TP, cAn wE PLEaSe wRAP thIngZ uP sOoN?