It's that time of year again, and so we're all required to make fools of ourselves by singing off-key. In order to make this a little more enjoyable for all you Xenophiles (Lover of either Xenogears or things with many tentacles) out there, here's "We three kings" reworded to "Gebler Men"

Gebler men, Solarian are
Bearing beer and traveling far.
Westward leading,
Still proceding,
Searching for an open bar.

OoooohhhOOOOoooh....

Bar of vodka,
Bar of gin.
Bar of drinks both thick and thin.
Are we paying?
We ain't staying!
Let's go find another bar!

This song was brought to you by the letter T, the number 8, and the Islamic Fundamentalist Abul'Janid.

By Bart on Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 03:00 am:

If anyone must sing off-key, we must all get together and sing...well...Together!

Together proomise to make a neeeew *hackack, I feel a little better!*.

Maybe we should just sing that song, instead. Or we could all talk about the weather.

By Duran on Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 07:40 am:

You can get wit' this, or you can get with that.
You can get wit' this, or you can get wit' that.
Hip, hop, hippy to the hippy to the hip hop hop it don't stop.

Your daily fill of Christmas needs forcefully neglected by your neighborhood Gebler! Hooray!!

By Ryukumu on Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 11:11 pm:

*shoots Duran*

By Billy and Isolde on Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 12:58 am:

*Billy is quite afraid*

*Isolde thinks it amusing to watch the men make utter fools of themselves*

By Ashton on Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 10:30 pm:

But not as amusing as this!!

*watches Xiao Xiao over and over again.*