Summer Blockbuster -- Or Sign of the Apocolypse?
Xenogears MUCK: OOC Messages, Part Deux.: Summer Blockbuster -- Or Sign of the Apocolypse?
[Dramatic Music fades in. Logos of Square, etc, fade in and out.]
In the far and distant future....
[Fade into various scenes of Gears excavating in the ruins around Aveh. Fade to black.]
One man planned to ressurect God...
[Various shots of Krellian working in his lab... settling on an image of Khiea floating in a nanoreactor. Subtitles superimposed over her as the camera zooms in..]
But in doing so...
He opened up the Gates of Hell...
[Khiea's eyes open with an unearthly blue light... but the camera then pans across to show a whole row of nanoreactors, each with its own version of Khiea within. Their eyes flash open with a red glow...]
[Musical tension increases. Cut to scenes of the Khiea clones all being suited up in Jugend outfits and provided with Ether stones...]
KRELLIAN: (v.o.) Now that we have found the source of her power, our little "princess" will cover the face of the earth with her powers... those annoying insects from Aveh will be unable to stand up against her.
RAMSUS: (v.o.) Is she truly that powerful?
KRELLIAN: (v.o.) Not only that...
[Cut to close-up of Krellian. A grin crosses his aqualine face...]
KRELLIAN: ... How could they EVER kill something so "cute"? [Dark chuckle.]
[Music picks up even more. Cut to various shots of the Khiea clones being airdropped into Ignas, immediately using their powers to subjugate people.]
KHIEA: (o.s.) But Mister Bart, I'd never hurt anyone! Not unless they try to hurt me or my friends...
[Cut to Bart and company talking to the real Khiea, trying to explain things.]
BART: Well... it's not really... YOU. Really. It's the... OTHER YOUs...
[Khiea blinks, confusedly.]
BART: ... Aw, crap.
[More shots of various militaries trying to fight the Khiea armies, but most of them failing miserably.]
SIGURD: (o.s.) If we can find a way to destabilize them, then we stand a chance of surviving.
BART: (o.s.) But how do we do that?
SIGURD: (o.s.) Into the lion's den, Young Master.
[Close-up of Sigurd and Bart talking.]
SIGURD: We'll have to go into Solaris... right into Krellian's lab.
BART: And what're our chances?
SIGURD: ... Slim, sire.
BART: [Grins.] Sounds like fun.
[Shots of the Ygg III strafing past Solaris, Siebzehn puncturing the outermost Gate for a stream of Gears to fly in...]
[Cut to Gabriel, Kyle, Ryu, and Bastion walking down a Solarian corridor.]
RYU: They'll kill ANY of us on sight, so keep a low profile...
[They round a corner and enter a large bunk room. On most of the beds or milling about are what have to be hundreds of Khiea clones. They all turn and stare at the protagonists as they enter.]
KYLE: ... So much for THAT...
GABRIEL: ... Erm... we come in peace? Heh...
[The girl's eyes all being to glow a sinister red. The boys turn and run out faster than legs should move.]
This Summer...
[Shots of the protagonists leaping up into their Gears and launching from the Ygg.]
There Will Be FAR Too Much...
[Shots of all of them standing in a line in front of a Khiarmy... but the girls all begin to glow, concentrating in unison.... when a massive Gear is forged above them of pure Ether...]
Of A Good Thing...
KYLE: (Gear) You don't suppose tea or cookies would mollify them, would you?
BART: (Gear) Oh, shut up.
[Dramatic music nears its peak, with shots of more combat happening on-foot--- and then, various Yggers fighting clones of themselves?]
Square Pictures presents...
[Music stops. Cut to Khiea standing across from one of her clones. She extends her arm, a sword of pure blue Ether forming... the clone smirks and forges one of red Ether. There is a second of total silence, then the two begin their charge with a cry...]
Xenogears: Attack of the Clones
BART: (o.s., panting) I can't keep doin' this...
[Cut to Bart leaning on Andvari, talking to Kyle.]
BART: Backup plan... tell Maison to start baking cookies. LOTS... of cookies.
[Cut to credit screen. Then,]
Summer - 10,002
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I think I've found my most favorite movie -ever-.
...Dammit, Gabriel, now I want to -watch- it. Make the movie, NOW! *keels over laughing* coookie...
*giggles* Somehow I have an image of Khiea being like Yoda, but not.
^_^ Cookies. Lots of cookies. *helps bake*
MISS KHIEA! o_o
... ... so, uhm...
... ... Reminds me of the Kyo Kusanagi clone army of KOF'99. o_o
Hey, you know, if someone drew all the animation things for this, it could actually be done in Flash x_x
o.o One of MY demented creations in animation?
::shudders:: Then again, it would also be strangely gratifying. ^^;