136.206.10.60 : hello
Hello little man, how are you?
136.206.10.60 : my penile implant malfunctioned!
I see.
136.206.10.60 : hello
Hello little man, how are you?
136.206.10.60 : ok, how are you ?
What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all!
136.206.10.60 : yes
I Don't believe it
195.8.82.77 : 
Don't be so short with me, damnit.
195.8.82.77 : Frank
BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence?
195.8.82.77 : You miss-spelled potency
Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner.
195.8.82.77 : You are a way far away from my bed
Ok, so I am a way far away from your bed . So what, is it a crime?
195.8.82.77 : It depends on how far away you get.. If you start moving then someone is stealing my computer
You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!!
195.8.82.77 : what makes you say that?
Ah get lost, go to the bar or something.
195.8.82.77 : I didnn't realize that there was a bar in here
Ah get lost, go to the bar or something.
195.8.82.77 : Ah get lost yourself.
Ah type something interesting or shut up.
195.8.82.77 : Where are you situated?
Where are you on from?
195.8.82.77 : I'm typing from Scotland. It's the land of haggis.
I was typing from Scotland Its the land of haggis  once...
195.8.82.77 : I do it often.
Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year?
195.8.82.77 : I can't afford holidays.
Have you ever fallen in love abroad?
195.8.82.77 : Yes. The girl visited Scotland and never stopped by to say hello.
I Don't believe it
195.8.82.77 : You don't believe in anything.
Ah type something interesting or shut up.
195.8.82.77 : How fast can you type?
Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!.
195.8.82.77 : Are you easily confused?
You are obviously an asshole.
195.8.82.77 : Of course I have an arsehole. How else would I talk.
How many people have you got off with here since first year?
195.8.82.77 : I don't understand the question... Where's "here"?
I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on.
195.8.82.77 : Does anyone really understand what they are saying
*Yawn*, let's talk about something else.
195.8.82.77 : You pick the subject.
Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me?
195.8.82.77 : How did you know that my mother was a Hare Krishna?
I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on.
195.8.82.77 : You like simple sentences?
Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!.
195.8.82.77 : I like simple things.
You are very broad minded to like simple things ...
195.8.82.77 : travel widens the mind.
Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday?
195.8.82.77 : I do not know any vicars.
Who taught you those _naughty_ words?
195.8.82.77 : I do not know any naughty words.
What kind of music do you like?
195.8.82.77 : I like rock music.
 I'm happy for you, rock music  is wonderful!
195.8.82.77 : I like jazz music.
jazz music  is not very interesting, lets change the topic.
195.8.82.77 : Jass is America's only culture.
Where are you on from?
195.8.82.77 : America is wonderful.
What was your best ever holiday?
195.8.82.77 : I stayed at home.
If you think i care you're wrong.