130.83.244.129 : Djembe I thought I told you to get lost... 130.83.244.129 : what What kind of music do you like? 130.83.244.129 : rock Where are you on from? 130.83.244.129 : germany Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 130.83.244.129 : waht the heck do you mean? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 130.83.244.129 : the night before yesterday Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 130.83.244.129 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 130.83.244.129 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 130.83.244.129 : ok, yes What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 130.83.244.129 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 130.83.244.129 : i´m sorry I understand. 130.83.244.129 : i don´t believe you do Go away fool and stop annoying me. 130.83.244.129 : your just a machine. so what? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 130.83.244.129 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 130.83.244.129 : you repeat yourself OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 130.83.244.129 : ages ago Do you like music? 202.54.37.18 : m_t_fuad@hotmail.com I understand. 202.54.37.18 : the world is full of donkeys like me Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 202.54.37.18 : do many other people realize youre completely dim Sing if youre glad to be completely dim , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 202.54.37.18 : dont repeat yourself BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 202.54.37.18 : dont repeat yourself Do you like music? 202.54.37.18 : do you like music? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 202.54.37.18 : neither do i Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 202.54.37.18 : ah you get lost too Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 202.54.37.18 : asswipe yourself Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 202.54.37.18 : i was worried that you were going to disappear for a moment You aren't the only one, I was worried that i were going to disappear for a moment once. 202.54.37.18 : oh, really? Yeah, whatever. 202.54.37.18 : oh, really? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 202.54.37.18 : are you human? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 202.54.37.18 : no, i want to know whether you are human or not Ah go on, say yes :) 202.54.37.18 : no, i want to know whether you are human or not Ah go on, say yes :) 202.54.37.18 : yes :) I Don't believe it 202.54.37.18 : bye OK, get lost. 63.10.88.229 : Amanda Higgins Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 63.10.88.229 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 63.10.88.229 : o.k. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 63.10.88.229 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 63.10.88.229 : yeah whatever Are you here for business or pleasure? 63.10.88.229 : pleasure and you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 63.10.88.229 : two days ago BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 63.10.88.229 : When was the last time you got laid? If you think i care you're wrong. 63.10.88.229 : care about what OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 63.10.88.229 : why not? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 63.10.88.229 : You're the one that said you weren't talking to me anymore. I just want to know why not. Sing if youre glad to be the one that said i werent talking to you anymore you just want to know why not , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 63.10.88.229 : You are really fucked up. Sing if youre glad to be really fucked up , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 63.10.88.229 : You can sing. I don't have much of a voice. I thought I told you to get lost... 195.92.194.72 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 208.254.229.178 : My name is Owen. I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 208.254.229.178 : i see. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 208.254.229.178 : no, and i don't spell realize with an "s" Ah go on, say yes :) 208.254.229.178 : too bad for you. Tell me a bit about yourself. 208.254.229.178 : I'm from California. You say you are from California . 208.254.229.178 : Yes. I Don't believe it 208.254.229.178 : Allright, do you want me to tell you how many bridges we have over the bay in San Francisco? Ahh, I see. 208.254.229.178 : I'm glad you see things my way. Big deal, so you're glad i see things your way . 208.254.229.178 : Who programmed you to be so rude? Don't you have better things to be doing? 208.254.229.178 : Not at the moment. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.254.229.178 : ummm.... no. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.254.229.178 : ugnauiern Are you at home or in work? 208.254.229.178 : At home. I thought I told you to get lost... 208.254.229.178 : You never did, actually... I understand. 194.168.65.207 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 194.168.65.207 : fine Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.168.65.207 : shut up yourself Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 194.168.65.207 : awful Are you still scarred by the memories? 194.168.65.207 : no, i think I can get over it. Ah go on, say yes :) 194.168.65.207 : I don't want to. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 24.220.14.126 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 24.220.14.126 : Melissa BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 24.220.14.126 : I'm Not You say you are Not . 24.220.14.126 : Yest I understand. 24.220.14.126 : What is your name I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 24.220.14.126 : Where do you live? I understand. 24.220.14.126 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 24.220.14.126 : Melissa Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 24.220.14.126 : Yes I Don't believe it 24.220.14.126 : Of course, I have. Do you know where the library is? 24.220.14.126 : Sure, it's downtown. Are you here for business or pleasure? 24.220.14.126 : pleasure I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 24.220.14.126 : I have a son. I thought I told you to get lost... 24.220.14.126 : That's not very nice. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 24.220.14.126 : My son's name is Brian. I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 24.220.14.126 : Sure you are. So you think I am , well I honestly could not care less. 24.220.14.126 : Don't you understand sarcasm? What do you do in your spare time? 24.220.14.126 : Read books. What do you do in your spare time? 24.220.14.126 : Play the piano. I see. 24.220.14.126 : What do you do? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 24.220.14.126 : a couple of weeks ago. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 24.220.14.126 : No, when did you get laid? Ah go on, say yes :) 38.30.79.118 : bill Don't you have better things to be doing? 38.30.79.118 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 194.105.226.6 : Ingvar Where are you on from? 194.105.226.6 : Ólafsvík Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.105.226.6 : Pleasure Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 194.105.226.6 : I like phasers! You are very broad minded to like phasers! ... 194.105.226.6 : Phasers are like life.. you always get your hair out of udding I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.105.226.6 : you go on Are you at home or in work? 194.105.226.6 : shh.. don't yell What kind of music do you like? 194.105.226.6 : I like phasers No, stay away from phasers , for it will destroy you! 194.105.226.6 : I like phasers Yeah well if you ask me, phasers sucks 194.105.226.6 : I like phasers I'm happy for you, phasers is wonderful! 194.105.226.6 : Where are you from Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 194.105.226.6 : what? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.105.226.6 : That's allright I have Winnie the pooh Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 194.105.226.6 : You buttfuck sheep! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.105.226.6 : something interesting BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.105.226.6 : ehh.. I like sexual things How long have you liked sexual things ? 194.105.226.6 : since beirut Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.105.226.6 : I like ike Yeah well if you ask me, ike sucks 194.105.226.6 : I hate bmoetrmgomeo *Yawn*, let's talk about something else.