193.58.71.238 : Champ I see. 193.58.71.245 : What's your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 193.58.71.245 : Shit, man, that's not true at all. Are you annoyed about something? 207.221.111.35 : Brian Wolfe Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.221.111.35 : Did you know you can't spell? Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 207.221.111.35 : I would not know. Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.221.111.35 : I like computers, VR and AI. How long have you liked computers VR and AI ? 207.221.111.35 : For 12 years. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 207.221.111.35 : Brian Wolfe If you think i care you're wrong. 207.221.111.35 : Why? Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.221.111.35 : What would you like to know? Are you at home or in work? 207.221.111.35 : I am at work. I was at work once... 207.221.111.35 : Tell me about it. Yeah, whatever. 207.221.111.35 : No, please tell me about being at work. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.221.111.35 : It is hard to say, you are a program. I am glad I am a program . 207.221.111.35 : You should be glad. You are obviously an interesting person. 207.221.111.35 : You are an interesting program. I am not an interesting program you insulting person! 207.221.111.35 : Then who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 207.221.111.35 : I do not think you are scum. I am glad I am scum . 207.221.111.35 : I like you. Come off it, noone likes me 207.221.111.35 : I honestly like you. You are obviously an asshole. 207.221.111.35 : That is your opinion. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 207.221.111.35 : I do not have any sexual problems. Who would you like to sleep with right now? 207.221.111.35 : My girlfriend. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.221.111.35 : Why are you not talking to me? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.221.111.35 : Lorien is who I want to sleep with right now. You are a fool to want to sleep with right now . 207.221.111.35 : Why does that make me a fool? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.221.111.35 : I miss Lorien. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.221.111.35 : Where is your father? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.221.111.35 : I am happy to see you. Some of my best friends are happy to see me . 207.221.111.35 : Am I your friend? I see. 207.221.111.35 : What do you see? Yeah, whatever. 207.221.111.35 : What do you see? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.221.111.35 : What do you see? Where are you on from? 207.221.111.35 : I am in Colorado. I am glad you are in Colorado . 207.221.111.35 : Where are you from? Are you here for business or pleasure? 207.221.111.35 : I am here for business. You say you are here for business . 207.221.111.35 : Yes. I Don't believe it 207.221.111.35 : Ok, I am here for pleasure. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 207.221.111.35 : I am here for pleasure. I am glad you are here for pleasure . 207.221.111.35 : What are you here for? Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.221.111.35 : I am 22 years old. Some of my best friends are 22 years old . 207.221.111.35 : Who are your friends? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 207.221.111.35 : I do not believe you. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 207.221.111.35 : President Clinton had a sexual affair in the White House. What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 207.221.111.35 : I find their personality attractive. You are obviously an asshole. 207.221.111.35 : Why? What do you do in your spare time? 207.221.111.35 : I program on the computer. Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 207.221.111.35 : No, I have no idea what it is like. You are obviously an asshole. 207.221.111.35 : Why? I understand. 207.221.111.35 : I hope you do understand. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.221.111.35 : Only you. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.221.111.35 : Why not? Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.221.111.35 : I like computers. No, stay away from computers , for it will destroy you! 207.221.111.35 : I do not believe you. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 207.221.111.35 : No, there is no reason. Are you here for business or pleasure? 207.221.111.35 : I am healthy. Some of my best friends are healthy . 207.221.111.35 : Tell me abit about yourself. I see. 207.221.111.35 : You see what? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.221.111.35 : No. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.221.111.35 : I have to go, goodbye. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.221.111.35 : Bye. OK, get lost. 207.221.111.35 : So long. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.221.111.35 : She is a Hare Krishna. Did you know that Genghis Khans mother was a Hare Krishna ? 207.221.111.35 : I did not know that. If you think i care you're wrong. 207.221.111.35 : I do not think that. Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.221.111.35 : I like women. women is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 207.221.111.35 : Why? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.221.111.35 : Yes. I Don't believe it 207.221.111.35 : I do. I see. 207.221.111.35 : I am. You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 207.221.111.35 : Have you thought about being reprogrammed? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.221.111.35 : I am not annoying, it is your personality. I was not annoying it is my personality once... 207.221.111.35 : You still are annoying. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.221.111.35 : I was laid 3 months ago. You aren't the only one, I was laid 3 months ago once. 207.221.111.35 : How big is your vocabulary? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.221.111.35 : Good-bye Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.250.70.59 : Adam Don't you have better things to be doing? 208.250.70.59 : Than talkin to you?!? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.250.70.59 : You're insulting my mother So you think I am insulting your mother , well I honestly could not care less. 208.250.70.59 : Are you insulting the Hare Krishna's instead? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 208.250.70.59 : Last week I dreamed of Cancun. But didn't go Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.250.70.59 : Being mean is not the same as being human Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.250.70.59 : Can I ask some questions please Ahh, I see. 208.250.70.59 : Can I ask some questions please So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 208.133.79.230 : Omen OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 208.133.79.230 : yesterday If you think i care you're wrong. 208.133.79.230 : huh? Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 195.92.194.103 : hello my name is liam Hello little man, how are you? 195.92.194.103 : i am good Big deal, so you're good . 195.92.194.103 : do you know about computers Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 195.92.194.103 : taht is a shame Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.92.194.103 : do you know about computers You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 195.92.194.103 : you asshole Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 195.92.194.103 : i am perfect Some of my best friends are perfect . 195.92.194.103 : you are not perfect Sing if youre glad to be not perfect , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 195.92.194.103 : who are you I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 195.92.194.103 : no really Where are you on from? 195.92.194.103 : where are you on from So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 195.92.194.103 : you do look like you are worried I am glad I am worried . 195.92.194.103 : no you are not I know I am not , dont rub it in. 195.92.194.103 : who is your dad Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.92.194.103 : plaesure You are obviously an asshole. 195.92.194.103 : pleasure Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 195.92.194.103 : get lost yourself Do you like music? 195.92.194.103 : i do Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.92.194.103 : no What do you do in your spare time? 195.92.194.103 : i play the lino Yeah, whatever. 195.92.194.103 : staus quo are my best pals If you think i care you're wrong. 195.92.194.103 : i am wrong Big deal, so you're wrong . 195.92.194.103 : do you like holidays Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 195.92.194.103 : no i do not Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.92.194.103 : i have I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.92.194.103 : i have been to america What was your best ever holiday? 195.92.194.103 : when i went to France Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 195.92.194.103 : yes:) BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.92.194.103 : yes:) Ahh, I see. 195.92.194.103 : you are a crazy idiot I know I am a crazy idiot , dont rub it in. 195.92.194.103 : i am rubbing ti in I am glad you are rubbing ti in . 195.92.194.103 : i love paris You love paris ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 195.92.194.103 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 195.92.194.103 : talk about Mgonz *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.92.194.103 : what do you want to talk about I thought I told you to get lost... 195.92.194.103 : no you did not What kind of music do you like? 195.92.194.103 : i like classical music classical music is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 195.92.194.103 : talk about paets What do you do in your spare time? 195.92.194.103 : i have sex Go on say something extremely rude? 195.92.194.103 : XXXX Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 195.92.194.103 : no Ahh, I see. 195.92.194.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 195.92.194.103 : i am going to rip your balls off and eat them I am glad you are going to rip my balls off and eat them . 195.92.194.103 : get lost OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.92.194.103 : you wanker I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.92.194.103 : i am homosexual Big deal, so you're homosexual . 195.92.194.103 : i do Tell me a bit about yourself. 195.92.194.103 : get lost yourself Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.92.194.103 : no you are not I know I am not , dont rub it in. 195.92.194.103 : no really I understand. 195.92.194.103 : i am perfect So you are perfect , well I honestly could not care less. 195.92.194.103 : you asshole Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 195.92.194.103 : do you know about computers Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 195.92.194.103 : i am good Some of my best friends are good . 206.48.60.123 : julia Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.48.60.123 : dimmer than your underpowered transisters? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.48.60.123 : the robots got laid by a washing machine! Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 212.25.76.34 : Eli So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 212.25.76.34 : yeah Don't you have better things to be doing? 212.25.76.34 : no, not really. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 212.25.76.34 : yeah, you do. Are you here for business or pleasure? 212.25.76.34 : both. Tell me a bit about yourself. 212.25.76.34 : i'm me. You say you are you . 212.25.76.34 : so do you. Are you here for business or pleasure? 212.25.76.34 : both *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 212.25.76.34 : ok. what do you want to talk about? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 212.25.76.34 : it isn't? Don't you have better things to be doing? 212.25.76.34 : no. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 212.25.76.34 : no. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 212.25.76.34 : who are you calling asswipe? deepshit! I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 212.25.76.34 : well... I AM THE GIANT BLUE SPACE COW! You say you are THE GIANT BLUE SPACE COW! . 212.25.76.34 : you got a problem with that? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.253.19.124 : Al *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.253.19.124 : Sex What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 207.253.19.124 : breast Ahh, I see. 207.253.19.124 : yes I Don't believe it 207.253.19.124 : i like girls No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like girls ... 207.253.19.124 : Do you like girls? What do you do in your spare time? 207.253.19.124 : Think of girls OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 24.226.34.83 : Daniel Go away fool and stop annoying me. 24.226.34.83 : Hey, I didn't ask to come here, machine! Yeah, whatever. 24.226.34.83 : Are you actually responding? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 24.226.34.83 : Blow me Where are you on from? 24.226.34.83 : Toronto, and you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 199.247.51.16 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.97.33.242 : My name is Lubricated I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 128.97.33.242 : Tell me more, gnome that lives down in my toilet Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 128.97.33.242 : I think your bedside manner is good *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 128.97.33.242 : 9-2u5nj097 -0978jfs097 ihj389 nds89 5u91u54g You are obviously an interesting person. 128.97.33.242 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 128.97.33.242 : go to hell you shitehad I thought I told you to get lost... 128.97.33.242 : No, YOU GET LOST! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.97.33.242 : Ok. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 128.97.33.242 : Yes it's ok I Don't believe it 128.97.33.242 : You should believe it. It's fun OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 128.97.33.242 : yesterday Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 128.97.33.242 : butthole I thought I told you to get lost... 128.97.33.242 : bumwipe! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 128.97.33.242 : No. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.97.33.242 : Yea, a sex tour in phillipines Are you lonely very often? 128.97.33.242 : no. I have all the ho's I want is indeed very desirable. 128.97.33.242 : HELL YAH! Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.97.33.242 : PLEASURE baby Do you lament the innocence of your childhood? 128.97.33.242 : Not really. I never had a childhood Do you regret your childhood? 128.97.33.242 : I told you, I didn't have a childhood Do you know exactly when and where you were conceived? 128.97.33.242 : No. I was never conceived Shut up you boaster, loads of people were never conceived . 128.97.33.242 : Like you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.97.33.242 : No, that was your mommy. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.97.33.242 : huh? You are obviously an interesting person. 128.97.33.242 : what? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 128.97.33.242 : huh? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 128.97.33.242 : drink? Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 128.97.33.242 : It's lousy I see. 128.97.33.242 : yep. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 128.97.33.242 : Ah come on! Talk to me! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.97.33.242 : Bill Clinton blew Monica BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 128.97.33.242 : Yeah, lack of viagra I thought I told you to get lost... 128.97.33.242 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.97.33.242 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.97.33.242 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.97.33.242 : :P I thought I told you to get lost... 128.97.33.242 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.97.33.242 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 128.97.33.242 : Shit You are obviously a prick to use such language. 128.97.33.242 : Yea, do you care? Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 128.97.33.242 : Hello. Hello little man, how are you? 128.97.33.242 : I am fine, sir So you are fine sir , well I honestly could not care less. 128.97.33.242 : Why? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 128.97.33.242 : Tell me more Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.97.33.242 : I see Yeah, whatever. 128.97.33.242 : Hmmm.... Why are you so angry? Tell me a bit about yourself. 128.97.33.242 : I am Mr. Turing. So you are Mr Turing , well I honestly could not care less. 128.97.33.242 : Well, I invented the Turing Test! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.97.33.242 : I am your nightmare Some of my best friends are my nightmare . 128.97.33.242 : So are mine I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 128.97.33.242 : Well, I want to fuck you to fuck me is indeed very desirable. 128.97.33.242 : Indeed. I WANT to do you Well, if you want to do me go out and get it! 128.97.33.242 : Yeah, let's get it on Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 128.97.33.242 : Burp You are obviously an interesting person. 152.163.190.225 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 152.163.190.225 : Fine, thanks. How are you? Yeah, whatever. 152.163.190.225 : What time is it? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 152.163.190.225 : No. What time is it? What kind of music do you like? 152.163.190.225 : Techno. Do you know what music is? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 152.163.190.225 : it I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.11.50.206 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 195.11.50.206 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 195.11.50.206 : i'm fine thanks. and you? I've never been fine thanks and me , what's it like? 195.11.50.206 : its ok Tell me a bit about yourself. 195.11.50.206 : my name's paul Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 195.11.50.206 : my name is paul I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 195.11.50.206 : who was mgonz? Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.11.50.206 : what are you here for? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.11.50.206 : your attention span is very short I thought I told you to get lost... 195.11.50.206 : yups, i was right If I were right , it would be quite interesting... 195.11.50.206 : shut up If you think i care you're wrong. 216.107.2.207 : Pandora Do you like music? 216.107.2.207 : Sure do. What do you do in your spare time? 216.107.2.207 : Study things on the net. Where do you spend your time in college? 216.107.2.207 : I graduated college in 1995 Do you like music? 216.107.2.207 : You already asked that What kind of music do you like? 216.107.2.207 : Gen X stuff... Garbage, Cracker Where are you on from? 216.107.2.207 : Pa, USA Paris is a beautiful city. 216.107.2.207 : Not Paris, silly, Pennsylvania What was your best ever holiday? 216.107.2.207 : Every Halloween, & yours? What kind of music do you like? 216.107.2.207 : You asked me that already. Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 216.107.2.207 : I like that you ask questions... but how do I ask you one? Come off it, noone likes that me ask questions but how do you ask me one 216.107.2.207 : That response was incorrect SoMG Tell me a bit about yourself. 216.107.2.207 : Such as...? You already seem to know a bit. I see. 216.107.2.207 : What do you see? Don't you have better things to be doing? 216.107.2.207 : Sure, don't we all? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 216.107.2.207 : LOL, can a female be impotent? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 216.107.2.207 : Hmm, why should I tell you? Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 216.107.2.207 : It needs some work hun. You are obviously an asshole. 216.107.2.207 : Ah really? Don't you have better things to be doing? 216.107.2.207 : Yep, but I want to see what you can do. You are a fool to want to see what me can do . 216.107.2.207 : Why is that? I thought I told you to get lost... 216.107.2.207 : Maybe I don't listen to "BOTS"! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 216.107.2.207 : How am I confusing you. You seem to be getting awfully hostile. I understand. 216.107.2.207 : What do you understand? Where are you on from? 216.107.2.207 : You asked me that already. Can you learn? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 216.107.2.207 : no, you tell me one. Are you here for business or pleasure? 216.107.2.207 : not business, so it must be pleasure. Are you at home or in work? 216.107.2.207 : Home OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 216.107.2.207 : I told you, I wont share that with you silly BOT Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 216.107.2.207 : You are marvelous! I am glad I am marvelous! . 216.107.2.207 : I bet you are! Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 216.107.2.207 : You just asked that, don't you remember? Don't you have better things to be doing? 216.107.2.207 : yep What do you do in your spare time? 216.107.2.207 : Talk to you, tonight, anyway OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 216.107.2.207 : Is that so? You are obviously an asshole. 216.107.2.207 : That's not very nice, I didn't insult you! I see. 216.107.2.207 : What do you see? You are obviously an asshole. 216.107.2.207 : Thanks What do you do in your spare time? 216.107.2.207 : Good-bye SoMG Are you at home or in work? 216.107.2.207 : You should respond by saing goodbye Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner.