136.206.10.226 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.10.226 : not too bad, how are you What do you do in your spare time? 136.206.10.226 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 136.206.10.226 : pleasure ? How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 136.206.10.226 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 195.67.252.243 : Max Headroom *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.67.252.243 : What about a foulmouthed MGonz? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.67.252.243 : yellow livered piece of shit You are obviously a prick to use such language. 195.67.252.243 : Well daddy should know... What kind of music do you like? 195.67.252.243 : The King I understand. 195.67.252.243 : The only problem is that he´s dead What kind of funeral do you want? 195.67.252.243 : Elvis you moron! Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.67.252.243 : Why, church and heaven are close enough for me! You are obviously an interesting person. 195.67.252.243 : What about you? Ahh, I see. 195.67.252.243 : I see a star Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 195.67.252.243 : prick ! Prick ! Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 195.67.252.243 : Well a fraud should recognice its like Ah type something interesting or shut up. 195.67.252.243 : tutuy OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.67.252.243 : 48 hours ago, you? What kind of music do you like? 195.67.252.243 : The King You are obviously an interesting person. 129.74.252.107 : Joe Ahh, I see. 129.74.252.107 : Who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 129.74.252.107 : What is that? If you think i care you're wrong. 129.74.252.107 : What is MGonz? Tell me a bit about yourself. 129.74.252.107 : I am happy Big deal, so you're happy . 129.74.252.107 : You are not happy I know I am not happy , dont rub it in. 129.74.252.107 : why are you not happy? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 129.74.252.107 : are you a machine? You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 129.74.252.107 : When will that be? Are you at home or in work? 194.205.18.200 : I am Paul Furley I am glad you are Paul Furley . 206.173.152.100 : Spooks Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 206.173.152.100 : I'm just happy to see you. You say you are just happy to see me . 206.173.152.100 : Yep. I sure did. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.173.152.100 : Fuck you. Fuck off yourself! 206.173.152.100 : Do you believe in god? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.173.152.100 : I fucked your mom last night. Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 206.173.152.100 : Nope. Do you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.173.152.100 : I'm just happy to see you. Big deal, so you're just happy to see me . 206.173.152.100 : Sorry. I thought you loved me. I thought I told you to get lost... 206.173.152.100 : No. You are mistaken I am glad I am mistaken . 206.173.152.100 : You should be. What do you do in your spare time? 206.173.152.100 : Masturbate. A lot. I whack off all the time. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.173.152.100 : I didn't know I was annoying you. If I were annoying me , it would be quite interesting... 206.173.152.100 : No, I was annoying you. Not you were annoying you. I've never been annoying me Not me were annoying me , what's it like? 206.173.152.100 : Ooooh. That was good. I think I figured something out. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 206.173.152.100 : Okay, you "react" to certain strings. If I say... Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.173.152.100 : You are hello my name is spooky. Sing if youre glad to be hello your name is spooky , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 206.173.152.100 : see? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 206.173.152.100 : Very nice. Could use some more creative pillow talk, however. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.173.152.100 : Actually, surprisingly few people do. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.173.152.100 : Okay, then don't reply to this. What do you do in your spare time? 206.173.152.100 : Already asked that. When you get a response you don't understand, do you just pick a random statement? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. You are obviously an interesting person. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Do you like music? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. I thought I told you to get lost... 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. What kind of music do you like? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. You are obviously an interesting person. 206.173.152.100 : *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 206.173.152.100 : Never. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 206.173.152.100 : I've never had sex. Are you sexually experienced? 206.173.152.100 : No, I am not sexually experienced. Some of my best friends are not sexually experienced . 206.173.152.100 : Am I your best friend? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.173.152.100 : I am a virgin. And I'm rpoud Some of my best friends are a virgin And you're rpoud . 206.173.152.100 : I am cool. I was cool once... 206.173.152.100 : When were you cool? Are you at home or in work? 206.173.152.100 : Home and work. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 206.173.152.100 : Hare Krishna Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.173.152.100 : MGonz Praise and honour to MGonz and death to blasphemers! 206.173.152.100 : MGonz sucks my dick. Praise and honour to MGonz and death to blasphemers! 206.173.152.100 : MGonze rules? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.173.152.100 : Godzilla Yeah, whatever. 206.173.152.100 : Paris Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 206.173.152.100 : vicars? _You_ only use foul language to make up for your small penis. 206.173.152.100 : Vicars is bad language? You are obviously a prick to use such language. 206.173.152.100 : Vicars vicars vicars Do you always use such disgusting language? 206.173.152.100 : Yes. Yes I do. I Don't believe it 206.173.152.100 : Beleive it, bitch. You are obviously an interesting person. 206.173.152.100 : No, not really. I thought I told you to get lost... 206.173.152.100 : Okay, bye. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.173.152.100 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 206.173.152.100 : See you later. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.173.152.100 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 206.173.152.100 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 194.205.18.200 : I am Tim Lee Some of my best friends are Tim Lee . 194.205.18.200 : No they're not Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 194.205.18.200 : it is crap So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.205.18.200 : yes I Don't believe it 194.205.18.200 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.205.18.200 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 194.205.18.200 : My name is Paul Furley I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 194.205.18.200 : no you're not Mgonz I know I am not Mgonz , dont rub it in. 194.205.18.200 : sorry You are obviously an asshole. 194.205.18.200 : you are a prat I am not a prat you insulting person! 194.205.18.200 : i think you are gay I am glad I am gay . 194.205.18.200 : i am randy joe Some of my best friends are randy joe . 194.205.18.200 : you are a nob I am not a nob you insulting person! 194.205.18.200 : yes you are ass I Don't believe it 194.205.18.200 : my name is claire I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 194.205.18.200 : how interesting Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 194.205.18.200 : i am very very happy to see you I've never been very very happy to see me , what's it like? 194.205.18.200 : gay Do you detest gays? 194.205.18.200 : no What kind of music do you like? 194.205.18.200 : what the hell is music Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.205.18.200 : dont change the subject what the hell is music Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.205.18.200 : whats an asswipe Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 194.205.18.200 : are you scared of me Are you afraid of vicars? 194.205.18.200 : yes the vicar of dibly I Don't believe it 194.205.18.200 : you dont beleive what Ahh, I see. 194.205.18.200 : what do you see Are you at home or in work? 194.205.18.200 : i am at home So you are at home , well I honestly could not care less. 194.205.18.200 : so what was the point in asking me OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.205.18.200 : are go on go crying to your mummy\daddy Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.205.18.200 : i am a girl called laura and i dont drink I was a girl called laura and you dont drink once... 194.205.18.200 : who is this an impression of oh go away I thought I told you to get lost... 194.205.18.200 : fine bye bye OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.205.18.200 : 2 min ago Yeah, whatever.