139.62.207.196 : charlie
I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on.
204.161.58.144 : Joseph McGillicuty
Don't you have better things to be doing?
204.161.58.144 : Maybe, but I was curious
I've never been curious , what's it like?
204.161.58.144 : You must be rather boring
Are you here for business or pleasure?
204.161.58.144 : Just curious
You are obviously an interesting person.
204.161.58.144 : thank you
You're Welcome. :)
204.161.58.144 : No, you're welcome
So you think I am welcome , well I honestly could not care less.
204.161.58.144 : You're not so welcome as I think you are
I am glad I am .
24.5.120.174 : Killer
Ah type something interesting or shut up.
24.5.120.174 : 
Don't be so short with me, damnit.
24.5.120.174 : you suck
Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!.
24.5.120.174 : I think we should try and fall in love
What kind of music do you like?
203.101.12.196 : smurfette
BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence?
203.101.12.196 : do you have a pussy
Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex?
203.101.12.196 : i was talking about a cat
You aren't the only one, I was talking about a cat  once.
148.197.100.134 : stragen
Go on tell me some really juicy scandal.
148.197.100.134 : no
Do you like music?
148.197.100.134 : no
Are you here for business or pleasure?
148.197.100.134 : no
I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on.
148.197.100.134 : ok what is the average wingspeed velocity of an unladen migratorary swallow
What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all!
148.197.100.134 : what is the average wingspeed velocity of an unladen migratorary swallow
So what? Do I look like I'm worried?
164.11.204.2 : Jim
Ahh, I see.
164.11.204.2 : WTF?
Do many other people realise youre completely dim?
164.11.204.2 : You mean like you?
Yeah, whatever.
164.11.204.2 : I just insulted you
I understand.
164.11.204.2 : Why?
Ah get lost, go to the bar or something.
164.11.204.2 : Err... no
I see.
164.11.204.2 : You are a stupid computer program whose only claim to faim is being the illegitimate son of a vulgar ELIZA clone
I am glad I am a stupid computer program whose only claim to faim is being the illegitimate son of a vulgar ELIZA clone .
164.11.204.2 : Small things please small minds !
What do you do in your spare time?
164.11.204.2 : Insult computer programs
Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life.
164.11.204.2 : Really?
OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more.
164.11.204.2 : Yes you are
I Don't believe it
164.11.204.2 : Yes you are
I Don't believe it
164.11.204.2 : Yes you are
I Don't believe it
164.11.204.2 : What?
You are obviously an asshole.
195.50.84.99 : Daffy
You are obviously an interesting person.
195.50.84.99 : What makes you say that I'm an interesting person?
So you are an interesting person , well I honestly could not care less.
195.50.84.99 : Well that's your loss pal.  If you've got a problem, so be it!
Do many other people realise youre completely dim?
195.50.84.99 : They're not as insidiously perceptive as you.
Ah type something interesting or shut up.
195.50.84.99 : OK You are the lamest Eliza I have ever encountered.
What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all!
195.50.84.99 : You're right, it's not OK.  
Ok, so I am right its not OK . So what, is it a crime?
195.50.84.99 : Yes, you're so lame you should be locked up.
I Don't believe it
195.50.84.99 : Believe it.
Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year?
195.50.84.99 : No, I never do.
So what? Do I look like I'm worried?
195.50.84.99 : Alan Turing would be turning in his grave.
Do you believe in life after death?
195.50.84.99 : Why do you want to know?
Ah get lost, go to the bar or something.
195.50.84.99 : fuck off.
Fuck off yourself!
195.50.84.99 : Screw you, bot brain.
Ok, straight out, are you a virgin?
195.50.84.99 : kiss my ass, lame bot!
Yeah, whatever.