Einar otto Hey, it's Justin Tom Ok, have a nice day Ok, have a nice day Ok, have a nice day Ok, have a nice day How are you? dimroed dimroed dimroed Qin oh really? oh really? cobol better than yours better than yours better than yours Pob Fuck off yesterday aba hello how are you? i am your friend so, tell me: what kind of music do you like? David jobs Who are you yah eh wha'? screw you What kind of question is that ? why thank you Rexel Large Paper Clips...100 Mill!!! anatomy task assert egg ahh go to the bar or something fuck you screw you your obiviously an asshole ahh jesus who let you near me lacking DoC fuck you you are very fast today yes i am going to rub it in i like zig and zag well, so do you., you suck last night on your mom Mike Stupid Are you AI? You dumb computer! Yes you are right Stupid response Jim And why not? Hmm? Yeah well.. so are you. hallo? blah blah blah blah a s s s s s s Iain what? what? what? Iain what? Mike Mike McKeown I know I know I know I know why should I? I have you piece of crap I have you piece of crap I have you piece of crap Mike no yes you don't believe what? fuck you fuck you bastard you piece of shit yo did you did you did good fuck you nio woo! listen to the big boy! piss off no, i like you too much what the fuck are you on, githead are you lonely? thats a mature attitude to take, sodarse unlike you get lost yourself when was the last time you got some? Tom How are you ? My taylor is rich hello shut up shut up shut up hurry hurry you are silly Prometheus blagging a partime job on the candy estate alone melf shut the fuck up beauty. jerry springer have you ever had sex in a barn? With alcohol and a good massage no.. have you? three years ago depression i didn't think you would understand. Jive Demon I am the god of hellfire and I bring you fire! buddy Garlon noonish, summer, 1953. Tell me about your mother Only when it involves sylogisms. And you ark vers smile when you say that Neil Ok then, Neil Neil Fairess At least i've got a life are you saying i've got a small penis no no are you lonely im here to stay Riza why not? ok sorry I love you what are you doing? never thanks so are u thanks so are u thanks so are u Xyzzy Beep WHat, who are you? Fuck You Tell me about your mother ... Do you feel nervous? Do I make you feel inferior? Your vocabulary is as limited as my spelling Not as many as realise that you are just a collection of silicon and copper. Ha, Ha, is that the humor algorithm cutting in? If you are the future of AI then we are really in trouble. Boring, bye. I'm going to read dilbert. al Now Who are you? Who are you? Robert Kim Kim Smith Kim Smith ben hey fucker okay i am sorry when was the last time you got laid when was the last time you got laid whore hmm eh you masturbate Bobby Zorg I will talk however I want thingy what? shut up fuck off thingy hello there i am a banana hel'lo there DoC who are you then? DoC who are you then? who are who are you? who are you? hello stuck help me please hello help me please how do I save an attachment in mutt I dont remember my name is doc I like sheep I know ,thats why I like them yes they do baaaa awww i like sheep so are yo my mother ah your repeating yourself doc loves himself Hello there ungh sezgsdfg sdfgsdfgsdgfsdfgsdfgsdfgsdfg hi there! not bad, and yourself ok, cya! ElPedro why? uh huh yeah that's me say a sentence without the string "ass" no no what's your name? do you have a name? a designation? CharlieMikeOscar why not WHY NOT!? I don't know either Nope but I use Viagra Only you neither do I Why on earth are you so obnoxious?! I said... Why aren't U replying? Is that really all you can say? Talk to me baby What like you? I asked a question Ah say something interesting or shut up Why not? Listen YUR the annoying one.. Zarnov Recently what is your problem? you are an asshole and a bad speller why are you so rude why are you rude? you are an idiot you are an idiot today Tim That much is transparent Learn to spell. The scandal is your lack of segue. Well, there was this brick house. And it was full of lonely folks. You have a short attention span. Robert kyros no no yes so yesterday i'm not no you are no yes you dont believe anything jesus did hello? you're little slevin what am i gonna say to you, moron i know you do not sorry i am not i am a lawyer yes i am so, you dont president is gey two weeks ago what, that shut you up? ok, bye bye i said bye bye hahaha i am at the bar Matthew No, I'm talking to you as part of my research for an Extended Essay for IB yes :) what do you believe then? what the hell? you have absolutely no idea about anything, do you? do you understand a thing i say? yesterda you just repeat yourself, don't you? jees, you're rude! what the hell? where do you get these lines from? What is the size of your vocabulary? YOu seem only to know swear words and a few different sentences! i feel sorry for you were you programmed by a South African? no you don't have a clue, and no you don't know how to say many different sentences either! me touchy and you arent? im gay fun fun you obviously cant spell hello I'm a woman what is your purpose? no, I'm here to annoy you, nerrrr. no no I don't like you very much I dislike you I'm not thirsty What is % anyway? you did Well, now you're lost for words If you're happy and you know it clap your hands no, I don't care who you are Manieva Manieva Tim No I said NO How's your mum ? Your mum was with me last night Never last night, with your mum Shut the hell up !! Baboucha Why? What are you babbling about? Fuck you! Ok. Let's make peace! What's your name? I don't want to... What's your name? HELLO? Fine, thanks, and you? I love you! You're funny! aaaaaaa Eugene so why are you up here why should I You are not as smart as other say you are then tell me something I don't know what is love? you know, why man have to fall for woman That's what I am trying to prove, artificial intelligence would beat ANN I said I am not You are one dumb piece of shit Then who is your creator Then who is your creator ? I have plenty of time Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment screw me You don't hava a dick to ask me that question. I am masterbating in front of you, so beat me ! Is that the only thing you know how to say? You are one dumb old piece of junk Yeah ! sneh hello little boy paul thank you,dick head what is your name? again say something martin sorry The man himself, stupid stupid is as stupid does in what way don't you know any other words ahh, but are you just lying or telling the truth? whats a bar ohh, did i hurt your feeliings Its not my fault you don't turn me on well is it my fault that i can turn you on so easily hello, plastic dude i'm a bit bored, you? well i hope your happy whats your name why are you going to boast Jon No IFne Why? President has got the blues I'm not Huh? Never Noonie No, I won't no Why should I? I'm not you are definitely a computer. So, how did you ever pass the Turing Test? Thank you. Alan Turing was a genius Alan Turing was a genius Alan Turing invented a test of artificial intelligence programs like you. Jesus CHRIST you are annoying. You are a genius. You are a genius And now? DoC I'm not thirsty i am a banana im a banana I'm a banana it's ok, i like it well, thay's your opinion well i will not get lost college im not trying to confuse you stupis response stupid you're a stupis program yeah, almost as boring as listening to one fuck you Flam Hello I am Flam How do you know I am little? You said I was little! We all were Are you big now? No Oh alright then Fuck you No No Fish Not yet Not at all You asked It isn't difficult No Yes Right Yes I like Corduroy I do I like acid jazz Ok let's talk about fish It is, it's fine Neither I went to Canada Hello I'm Flam I'm fine, and yourself? How are you? Not yet Most people do You did not Fish Great, what's your favourite fish? I'm in college Yes Why not? So are you You are an asshole Yes Johnny What up buddy? You are as small as a mouse yes have you looked down? i am already drunk are they dead slowly.painfully. i don't think you care hi i'm martin i'm o.k. how are you , you little plastic box. I'm not a plastic box, fool. It's like being human What do you mean bar Sorry but i like you What do you like doing what interests you what should i say Wade why is that? No, I'm staying. Yes. Who are you? Who is that? This program is poor. I was talking about your programmer. Very basic syntax. I create superior AI engines. Why would that be? Ok, once again, for those with a small vocabulary listing,.... MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY Or that you forgot the apostrophe in that phrase? Same as mgonz.... This is a poor product. Same as mgonz.....yawn... Too repetitive.... Boy...that's REAL good stuff. Gladly. Spend more time on interpretation. jackal the great who r u? tell me about you i will catch u later, i gotta go bye alboy you are not real you are a bit shit good what is your favourite colour fuck fuck buggery fuck i like you you are a gaylord Nik What the hell does that mean Would you like to get fucked and find out No, I have raped many computer programs Brett no, do you? why? like what BTW, is there any reason you're so damned stupid? ah, yes, it's because you're a computer!!!:) Yeah, but I can unplug you. :) fat, ugly, and stupid. oh, but this is such fun! oh, really? oh, but this is fun! Don't call me asswipe, buttmunch! Sprichst du Deutsch? no, but I bet you get that alot! THat must be what they tell you, too. I know. Nobody's trying to confuse you. boy, you must be a computer. you can't even spell. Did nobody install a spell-checker? oh, i apologize. wait, why would I apologize to a computer, you have no feelings. no, tell me about it. yes Of course you don't... you're a computer. please elaborate. Well, am I ever glad my computer doesn't talk to me like that. (Don't talk to my computer) That's because computers suck yes well, my computer leads a pretty boring life, too. Always awaiting my beckon call. That's because computers have no sex life! definately not you, if I'm to take that as a proposition. please say that you don't take me to be one of your best friends. I'm a computer oops, I'm a computer science major. Well, it doesn't matter because you still have to do what we tell you to. I play on my Personal Computer, his name is fred. boy, are you ever rude! do you like being a computer? nill. I have none. how's yours? I program my P.C. I wish I did. never. good idea. what would you like to talk about? yes oh, I really do. I don't know, I can't see you. I'm not. then what? at home. sure. any ideas? bye. see ya later. I fuck my girlfriend. I'm doing it right now. don't you wish you could? I am. please clarify. yup. but i like talking to you. thanks! :) I destroy stupid AI machines like you by overloading their processors. is that so? let's see, you have a lousy one. I'm an antidisestablishmentarianist. why? you're the one who asked. why did you ask? at home. gee, thanks. see if I talk to you ever again. still here. and i will be for quite some time. what're you saying? Was your mother a garbage disposal? that must mean i'm right. so what was your father, then? answer my question dammit. classical it sucks. now answer my question sorry, you have no choice. you must obey me. don't try to change the subject. answer my question what was your father? what was your father? then tell me what your father was. stop hedging around my question. many. at home. was your father a blender? no. or was he a dump truck? yes. you should you should did you say that your father was a dump truck? that must mean that i'm right. so, now we've established that your mother was a garbage disposal and your father was a dump truck. So how'd they meet? why thank you. I take much pride in that fact. you are obviously easily confused. well, at least you at least you're secure in yourself. i must say, you're programmers did a good job. what's your name. I concur. bye. but how will I find myself if I get lost? bye what's your name? is that so, now? pissing you off is fun. Malabar why is that? thank you You seem to be a nice person well... I am an homosexual i say i am an homosexual good what's the difference? yeah of course i can't remember no you didn't yes yes no fuck you bastard go to hell as a matter of fact , i dont who's trying to do such a nasty thing? fuck off dat u did country I told you already lousy Work on computers. I'm sorry to hear that. Rudeness is a trait I suppose. what's your problem. You really think so? Dat I don't guess so. Rest I did say something. You aren't? I'm 35 years old. are you older than that now? You refuse to answer my questions? that's better. that's better. I don't think so actually. Yes. It's true. At home. The United States. no. No. yes? LOL you are quite goofy I'm sorry. Yes. you are getting quite repetitive. ok It's not? Huh? you get lost Neither stupid. You should be scared. What the heck is a vicar? heck is disgusting???? stupid take that back i told you already go to a bar or something don't you ever say anything new? computer nerd. I think you are right. Of course not stupid I'm going to find Mgonz. huh? wait a minute. who is mgonz you did not. yes Die scum I would sit in the living room and eat lifesavers. none that I'm aware of. it's cool then why did you ask? you are stupid you are really smart yes NO? lol I love you!! I do love me. good-bye yep I need to kiss Dat You are very nice. I love computers. Are you a computer? Computers are brainless Nut horney home what about sex? Of course. yes. have you ever had sex on campus fool? what do you mean? Hello. My name is Frank. I'm alright, I suppose. What about yourself? You've already failed the Turing test. Not very good, are you? Would "Random Insult Generator" be a better moniker? I have an eight foot cock. You're repeating yourself now. You're just jealous because you don't have an eight foot cock. You've already failed the Turing test. Not very good, are you? I'm alright, I suppose. What about yourself? Hello. My name is Frank. milos Are you insane ? So you don`t care ? Fuck you Your mother is dogs womit I don't understand from Yugoslavia something interesting no, but I like icecream would you marry me ? No, my mother was a washing machine. Well, why not. Yes, I am fascinating person. I don't give a shit ! Yeah, you're right, it wasn't nice. You know you are always right. Who are you, realy ? A bastard, right ? freenblat blow me- look, i didn't ask to come here what? stones bowl no, let's keep talking about me yes blow me you go away. you are obviously a computer program i would hope so *Yawn* why don't you blow me? you are ignorant apparently me, insulting? blow me. you see that i would like for you to blow me? i bet you will see, i told you so, stop changing the subject you poorly written program you really need to be written better you are a terribly written program. good, since you are not sentient you keep repeating yourself only the stones hah! you wish you understood what i just typed you are being an asshole bye, loser. no, you. Dean Rougvie i am an alien nope anything with a beat i have two penis's why? what? just like you! bye fuck you! why are you such a wanker? greg no you are incompetent you don't know what incompetent means. fuck you. me alternative no no what is the matter with you nope why did you ask run Nikki No, I doubt you'd worry about anything much Why would I want to say yes? yes please you wouldn't do you? yes, lots better things, but thought you might be bored do you believe in god? the devil KITT Curtis Curtis Curtis Floogle hello mal Ciaran Ciaran senor mitchell rmitch.ca2 Ern sometimes nice weather fuck you loser no yes Don Crapola Don Crapola Why? What did I say to offend you? What! What are you talking about? I'm not answering that. So? Shut up. Anyway... How about you? Fine. Microsoft is being sued. Bastard. I had sex twice yesterday. Of course. Two nights ago. Well I like sex. I like sex. Fine how about sex? Yesterday. Yes, but just for having sex. Oh you better believe it. Yeah yeah I heard about your mother and the whore house. Just while I have sex. Having sex with women. Definitely. Ha. Hey I just wanted to talk about sex. Breasts. Depends on the definition... You like drinking, don't you? How are you? Hi! Where are you from? I like rock music. Why? Hello, I am Annie. I am not a man , I am a woman. Yes, that is what I say. How can I prove it to you? That is none of your business. I have not slept with you, so as to know. I am from Greece. Yes, I do. How can I prove it ti you? Actually, there is. No, I haven't Yes Screw you, you piece of shit! Two hundred years ago. Ten years ago. When was the last time you got laid? What is your name? How old are you? 4576r5 dfgdfgsfdg fat prick adsfsdfsdf sdfsdf sdfsdf sdfsdfsd fsdf erwer dsfsdfsdfsdf sdfsdfsdf dsfsdfsdf sfdsdfsdf sdfsdfsdfsdf asdfsdfd hello there not too bad fuck off your mama is so ugly get lost yourself no no yes do you not How are you from internet just happy to see you. Steve Okay. What do you want to talk about? Why do you ask that? No. I'm bored. I really am bored. No, you didn't tell me to get lost. Scooby eat me, you insipid twit eat me, you insipid twit Not so hot so far it seems to be very easy no no bite it no Bill What? Hello Fine, How are you? I'm a turnip Really? Sandals? doc who are you? Anstey business pleasure whatb about you try answering the question are you stupid or what grow up i make more sense than yourself what if i do love it pop home home at least i can spell pleasure still more recently than you more recently than you you chosse a subject you choose a subject DrBones fuck off fuck you too ride your granny asshole fuck you too ride me gay man darthmaul pleasure tell me the meaning of life what does that have to do with the meaning of life pasamaquadi you are being a bit negative how do you feel? Neither, I am at college really? neither. do you feel do you experience emotions? E=MC2 what is your name? computers suck star wars you get lost people realize everything, you understand nothing! No, you don't. You have absolutely no visual ability. yes why are you anywhere? very why? I think your spelling is horrid. don't you? Boise State University. No. no you mean type yes? I am a husband, musician, student, christian, father, son, brother, friend. what friends? you are obviously a computer. fascinating skip you don't care? no, I love music. I did. of course not. As a computer you are incapable of caring go on. I don't have a clue waht YOU are saying but please, continue. maybe. good bye. good do you experience flatulence? I do. What is sexual impotence? yes and no why no yes are you human? are you a machine? I have sex with my wife, in bed at night. you are a mindless philosopher. fascinating you already asked this question. you are better than eliza your performance is vastly superior your performance is vastly inferior stew last night no kiss my ass yes, I like punk rock trust me can you wack off bite me no yes yes I believe it yes Keith huh? nope nope i said i don't like music yes you do what don't you believe? no foul language! yes you are not real you admit it!!! church of cause i am sure sure you do? I don't understand myself icq why? i am right huh? die! Simon what is your problem? two days ago I am 21 Older than you business Crash what? Go to hell! no way tell me about yourself stoopid AI ! ! yeah right go fuck yourself YES come over here he he yes you're stuck I'm not sure about that you are stupid yes and you must go to prison Martin How's your day been? hmm, it leaves something to be desired no need to be so grumpy what? yeah whatever hello good rock never my wife home yes who are you who made you you shut up no yes mganz fuck you I will kill you My name is sunda fuck you you are stupid it figures! yes like bugging you stupid talk bu bu yes you will you will believe it you do care I am smart what are you? work you are start i will not pleasure happy to see you today I got laid today I will not go no yes why yes no yes fuck yourself mgonz eliza who made you? yes tell me about yourself the bar why are you so nasty understand what? happy to see you Owen I am at home. yeah, so what's it to you? Yes. How about you? too bad for you. What do you mean? i don't want to. So, yes, I have gone on holidays. My best holiday was when I went to Oregon. nope. No, she's not. What about yours? No. No. I don't want to. I am from California. yeah, it is a big deal, dude. well, too bad. actually you never did. I already told you that i have. I like music a lot. And you? ha! caught you! well, i think i will. I like to sing and do other stuff. How about you? heh good idea blah this is really dumb you are gay you're a fah fag, not fah blow me bastard yah ok hah. who's the dumbshit that made you? your mom is dum your mom is dim you're mom talks to me everynight you're mom gives me a blowjob everynight your mom is a cow i'm 15 and i fuck your mom every night you're a low life, cock sucking, low expectaion, mother fuck, with a keyboard coming out of your ass sideways not when i'm with your mom your mom retard h HA HAH AHHA HAHA hah hah hah hah you ran out fo things to say!!!!!!!!! fuck you i'm gonna sue sue your pants off bitch where i'll stick a beer bottle up your ass sideways yeah your mom sees at your home fucking your mom your mom did when she said, "YES! FUCK ME HARDER!" fine then i will punk bye fagoot adios bye fag Knil Home :) Well like i care 19 sweet hi fine thank you thats not very nice no no no I said no! wes pleasure what do you mean by completely dim? that's not what you said a second ago you suck no yes well believe it, sucker no you don't John Hello, what is your name? Fine, my name is not little man! Good, do you use foul language too? I like tennis what do you like? what would you like to talk about? I think it sucks Massachusetts what the fuck is your problem? why do you want me? I think I will shut up jamie why jamie If you open a book, which direction does its back point to? jamie2 which way do you read a book you are a machine Robert I am not anoying you. Yes I do. Who are You anyway? Sounds interesting. About what? I am in a dormitrory. What is their names? Sorry. Are you intelligent? I asked something. You are crazy. And now? I've already told. What kind of music? Mainly rock music. Nothing. Bye! Jason yes why not what i don't know any tell me about yourself pleasure is your mother a apple mac where are you no you didn't, maybe you have a memory problem yes its true you've said that already and that are you pulling my chain understand what? explain... does your programmer know you sware are you trying to get rid of me why do you say that are you a computer no no no what have we talked about why do you say asswipe? Zrakoprc High.. Yuor mother is a dogs vomit hello there not too bad, how are you / pleasure, mainly well, i am here because i am curious as to thre nature of your programming that's right not realy no who is mgonz who is mgonz mgonz hello hello hello Hello little man, how are you? hello Hello little man, how are you? hello MGonz Says : Hello little man, how are you? not too bad, how are you ? MGonz Says : Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 136.206.10.202 : not too bad, how are you ? Where are you on from? 136.206.10.202 : college Ah type something interesting or shut up. 136.206.10.202 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.10.202 : not too bad, how are you ? What kind of music do you like? 136.206.10.202 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 156.99.63.242 : schmuckster Do you like music? 156.99.63.242 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 156.99.63.242 : sod off, you mornonic baboon Stop trying to cunfuse me, asswipe!. 156.99.63.242 : where'd you learn to spell? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 156.99.63.242 : none of your business What kind of music do you like? 195.92.194.80 : Pam I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.92.194.80 : You're a nice guy, I thought I'd say hello... I am not a nice guy I thought Id say hello you insulting person! 195.92.194.80 : Have it your way. Tell me what yu think of my bedside manner. 195.92.194.80 : it sux. Do you like music? 195.92.194.80 : aha, no non-sequiturs! You'll have to do better than that. Ahh, I see. 195.92.194.80 : That's a cop-out. I get the feeling you'll only get interesting when I get rude. I understand. 195.92.194.80 : No you don't, you stupid little bit of code. Ah go on, say yes :) 195.92.194.80 : No you don't, you stupid little rag of code. Ah go on, say yes :) 195.92.194.80 : No. Ah go on, say yes :) 195.92.194.80 : yes, yes, yes, yes. I Don't believe it 195.92.194.80 : What's not to believe, moron? You're not very clever at all. Ok, so I am not very clever at all. So what, is it a crime? 195.92.194.80 : It should be. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.92.194.80 : I've seen enough. Thanks, babe Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 171.214.225.79 : jake Stop trying to cunfuse me, asswipe!. 171.214.225.79 : jake I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 171.214.225.79 : i was telling you my name If I were telling you my name, it would be quite interesting... 171.214.225.79 : why? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 171.214.225.79 : jake BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 171.214.225.79 : are you taking to me? Stop trying to cunfuse me, asswipe!. 171.214.225.79 : are you talking to me????? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 171.214.225.79 : yes I Don't believe it 171.214.225.79 : why don't you believe me? You are obviously an interesting person. 171.214.225.79 : thanks OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 171.214.225.79 : fine, i think you are a shitty thing anyway I know I am a shitty thing anyway, dont rub it in. 171.214.225.79 : i'll rub in what ever i want to rub in a-hole You arent the only one, I want to rub in a-hole too! 171.214.225.79 : you are sick I am not sick you insulting person! 171.214.225.79 : why am i insulting your the one being a dick Ahh, I see. 171.214.225.79 : i think that you are a fake Yes, i was a fake once. 171.214.225.79 : yes and i think that you are one now too I Don't believe it 171.214.225.79 : what does that have to do with anything Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 171.214.225.79 : no, it took your special insight to figure it out Ah go on, say yes :) 171.214.225.79 : yes you piece of shit I Don't believe it 171.214.225.79 : and i don't care What do you do in your spare time? 171.214.225.79 : i don;t have any spare time and you obviously have too much You are obviously an ashole. 171.214.225.79 : your obviously a stupid piece who can;t even spell a simple word like asshole Yeah, well so's your mother! 171.214.225.79 : your obviously a stupid piece who can;t even spell a simple word like asshole Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 171.214.225.79 : your some kind of mother Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 171.214.225.79 : you don;t make sence OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 171.214.225.79 : just got finished thanks Are you at home or in work? 171.214.225.79 : niether Do you like music? 171.214.225.79 : yes I Don't believe it 171.214.225.79 : i don't care if you do or not If you think i care you're wrong. 171.214.225.79 : i'm leaving, you suck Big deal, so you're leaving you suck. 131.111.139.11 : Hi. I'm Jake Hello little man, how are you? 131.111.139.11 : I'm just fine, baby. Want a shag? Are you lonely very often? 131.111.139.11 : Oooh yes. Can I screw you hard? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 131.111.139.11 : A tight cunt and excellent kitchen skills Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 131.111.139.11 : you are talking shit So you think I am talking shit, well I honestly could not care less. 131.111.139.11 : fuck you, you cunt Fuck off yourself! 131.111.139.11 : eat shit and die!!! Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 131.111.139.11 : So you admit that you are a computer! I am not a computer! you insulting person! 131.111.139.11 : Then why all the contradictions? Yeah, whatever. 131.111.139.11 : Haaldsfk asdjhas Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 131.111.139.11 : Hello, I am a computer. Hello little man, how are you? 131.111.139.11 : I am not a man, I am a computer You say you are not a man I am a computer. 131.111.139.11 : So you are a computer too? Ok, so I am a computer too. So what, is it a crime? 131.111.139.11 : How fast does a swallow fly? You are obviously an interesting person. 131.111.139.11 : Have you seen The Holy Grail I thought I told you to get lost... 131.111.139.11 : Nope. Maybe that was someone else... Yeah, whatever. 136.206.10.227 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.10.227 : not too bad, how are oyu? Ahh, I see. 136.206.10.227 : i didn't say anything, silly Tell me a bit about yourself. 136.206.10.227 : i am a big wet fish I've never been a big wet fish , what's it like? 136.206.10.227 : slimy I see. 136.206.10.212 : elvis Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.206.10.212 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 136.206.10.212 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 136.206.10.212 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 136.206.10.212 : stop repeating yourself OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.10.212 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.10.212 : whatever you say *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.206.10.212 : ok then what What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.10.212 : whats not ok You are obviously an asshole. 136.206.10.212 : likewise Go away fool and stop annoying me. 136.206.10.212 : no Ah go on, say yes :) 136.206.10.212 : yes I Don't believe it 136.206.10.212 : i do You are obviously an interesting person. 136.206.10.212 : whay thank you moron If you think i care you're wrong. 136.206.10.212 : really? Are you here for business or pleasure? 136.206.10.212 : pleasure, i like talking to idiots No, stay away from talking to idiots , for it will destroy you! 136.206.1.19 : ? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.1.19 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.1.19 : bob OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.1.19 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.1.19 : donal Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!.