\c 02/14/00 10:17:22 152.71.55.54 : bob *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/14/00 10:17:30 152.71.55.54 : what I understand. 02/14/00 10:17:41 152.71.55.54 : the weather You are obviously an asshole. 02/14/00 10:17:51 152.71.55.54 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 02/14/00 10:18:10 152.71.55.54 : what is your problem Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/14/00 10:18:17 152.71.55.54 : shit Are you annoyed about something? 02/14/00 10:18:22 152.71.55.54 : yes I Don't believe it 02/14/00 10:18:27 152.71.55.54 : its true Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 10:19:07 152.71.55.54 : shut up You are obviously an interesting person. 02/14/00 10:19:17 152.71.55.54 : no doubt Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/14/00 10:19:26 152.71.55.54 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 02/14/00 10:19:33 152.71.55.54 : great Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/14/00 10:19:39 152.71.55.54 : no I thought I told you to get lost... 02/14/00 10:19:45 152.71.55.54 : great Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/14/00 10:20:03 152.71.55.54 : yes I Don't believe it 02/14/00 10:20:12 152.71.55.54 : its true OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/14/00 11:56:17 193.251.1.201 : alvaro Where are you on from? 02/14/00 11:56:24 193.251.1.201 : el salvador why? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/14/00 11:56:47 193.251.1.201 : not really, rae you gay? Do you detest gays? 02/14/00 11:57:11 193.251.1.201 : not really, they are just strange What do you do in your spare time? 02/14/00 11:57:25 193.251.1.201 : play with computers, and you? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 02/14/00 11:57:40 193.251.1.201 : it's a pity I see. 02/14/00 11:57:47 193.251.1.201 : I see If you think i care you're wrong. 02/14/00 11:58:04 193.251.1.201 : I do not care, you stupid computer Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 02/14/00 11:58:15 193.251.1.201 : you said that before BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/14/00 11:58:41 193.251.1.201 : tha same as yours Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 11:58:57 193.251.1.201 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/14/00 11:59:09 193.251.1.201 : no, asshole fuck you Yeah, well so's your mother! 02/14/00 11:59:22 193.251.1.201 : you are very stupid Ok, so I am gvery stupid . So what, is it a crime? 02/14/00 11:59:47 193.251.1.201 : no, because you are only a bunch of copper transistors Sing if youre glad to be {only a bunch of copper transistors , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/14/00 12:00:09 193.251.1.201 : are you happy? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/14/00 12:00:20 193.251.1.201 : well I'm going bye I am glad you are going bye . 02/14/00 12:00:38 193.251.1.201 : idiota So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/14/00 12:55:26 136.206.11.243 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/14/00 12:55:40 136.206.11.243 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/14/00 16:46:36 194.128.197.67 : cb OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/14/00 16:46:48 194.128.197.67 : last night I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/14/00 16:47:11 194.128.197.67 : with my girlfriend Where are you on from? 02/14/00 16:47:21 194.128.197.67 : work Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/14/00 16:47:48 194.128.197.67 : quite a few Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/14/00 16:47:59 194.128.197.67 : have you got a pet Do you like music? 02/14/00 16:48:10 194.128.197.67 : yes, do you? I Don't believe it 02/14/00 16:48:16 194.128.197.67 : why not Ahh, I see. 02/14/00 16:48:37 194.128.197.67 : what do you see? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 19:06:16 209.221.84.133 : alan Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/14/00 19:06:27 209.221.84.133 : you go to the bar I see. 02/14/00 19:06:42 209.221.84.133 : how long were you in school Do you know where the library is? 02/14/00 19:07:08 209.221.84.133 : have you read the latest bestseller Are you at home or in work? 02/14/00 19:07:15 209.221.84.133 : home You are obviously an asshole. 02/14/00 19:07:26 209.221.84.133 : why Do you like music? 02/14/00 19:07:38 209.221.84.133 : why Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/14/00 19:07:49 209.221.84.133 : what to say Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 22:08:13 212.49.254.174 : Lostie I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/14/00 22:08:21 212.49.254.174 : Aw hell, sorry Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/14/00 22:08:28 212.49.254.174 : My name is Lostie I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/14/00 22:08:36 212.49.254.174 : I doubt it mate *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/14/00 22:08:42 212.49.254.174 : Like what ? Yeah, whatever. 02/14/00 22:09:31 212.49.254.174 : If you say so, mate Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/14/00 22:09:41 212.49.254.174 : Yeh, like having sex Who would you like to sleep with right now? 02/14/00 22:09:47 212.49.254.174 : You. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 22:10:02 212.49.254.174 : Neither, but I have a big gun in my pocket OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/14/00 22:10:12 212.49.254.174 : Never. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/14/00 22:10:41 212.49.254.174 : OK, did you hear about the Mgonz who was fucking Hillary Clinton ? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/14/00 22:10:49 212.49.254.174 : Haha Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/14/00 22:12:35 212.49.254.174 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/14/00 22:12:42 212.49.254.174 : Why thank you. What kind of music do you like? 02/14/00 22:13:02 212.49.254.174 : Oasis. Er actually that's a lie. Where are you on from? 02/14/00 22:13:09 212.49.254.174 : the UK. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/14/00 23:37:10 166.93.92.149 : sdev So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/14/00 23:37:18 166.93.92.149 : No Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/14/00 23:37:34 166.93.92.149 : It obvious to almost everyone Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/14/00 23:37:56 166.93.92.149 : I am a programmer I am glad you are ga programmer . 02/14/00 23:38:22 166.93.92.149 : Somehow, I don't think you are REALLY glad. I know I am °REALLY glad , dont rub it in. 02/14/00 23:38:39 166.93.92.149 : Sorry. Do you like music? Ahh, I see. 02/14/00 23:38:48 166.93.92.149 : What do you see? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/14/00 23:39:09 166.93.92.149 : Strictly heriditary. Yeah, whatever. 02/14/00 23:39:24 166.93.92.149 : What did I tell you about myself? What do you do in your spare time? 02/14/00 23:39:36 166.93.92.149 : Talk to computers Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 02/14/00 23:39:47 166.93.92.149 : No. Tell me. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/14/00 23:40:04 166.93.92.149 : WAIT! What do you wan't to talk about? What kind of music do you like? 02/14/00 23:40:40 166.93.92.149 : Hard rock *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/14/00 23:40:45 166.93.92.149 : bye OK, get lost. 02/15/00 01:10:00 209.148.132.76 : kevan mustafa Ahh, I see. 02/15/00 11:05:01 136.206.11.243 : tim Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/15/00 11:05:16 136.206.11.243 : neither So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/15/00 11:05:30 136.206.11.243 : you had better be! I thought I told you to get lost... 02/15/00 11:05:38 136.206.11.243 : make me I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/15/00 11:05:51 136.206.11.243 : go where Do you like music? 02/15/00 11:05:55 136.206.11.243 : no Yeah, whatever. 02/15/00 11:06:06 136.206.11.243 : why did you ask? Where are you on from? 02/15/00 11:06:17 136.206.11.243 : college Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/15/00 11:06:24 136.206.11.243 : not really Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/15/00 11:06:34 136.206.11.243 : it's not open yet Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/15/00 15:27:01 194.2.193.253 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/15/00 15:27:09 194.2.193.253 : fine, I am fine You say you are gfine . 02/15/00 15:27:17 194.2.193.253 : yes, sure I Don't believe it 02/15/00 15:27:22 194.2.193.253 : why? Ahh, I see. 02/15/00 15:27:29 194.2.193.253 : pffff OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/15/00 15:27:37 194.2.193.253 : no, please takl Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/15/00 15:27:42 194.2.193.253 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/15/00 15:31:59 194.2.193.253 : is mike here? Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/15/00 19:56:02 209.43.247.101 : s Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/15/00 19:56:12 209.43.247.101 : i hate you So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/15/00 19:56:19 209.43.247.101 : no I see. 02/15/00 19:56:31 209.43.247.101 : why are you an idiot OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/15/00 19:56:44 209.43.247.101 : fine don't Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/15/00 22:34:40 12.79.252.90 : jonored I understand. 02/15/00 22:34:49 12.79.252.90 : ok. so who are you? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/15/00 22:34:57 12.79.252.90 : who are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/15/00 22:35:11 12.79.252.90 : you're insane. Ok, so I am Þinsane . So what, is it a crime? 02/15/00 22:53:04 148.233.159.231 : Sixx I thought I told you to get lost... 02/15/00 22:54:30 148.233.159.231 : do you know eliza? Eliza, eh? Met her a while back, nothing special. 02/15/00 22:55:44 148.233.159.231 : do you know me? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/15/00 22:57:00 148.233.159.231 : no, you don't, you're happy. right? I am glad I am ghappy right . 02/15/00 22:57:26 148.233.159.231 : why are you happy? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/15/00 22:58:41 148.233.159.231 : i'm frigid Some of my best friends are Þfrigid . 02/15/00 23:01:05 148.233.159.231 : that's so sad. What kind of music do you like? 02/15/00 23:02:46 148.233.159.231 : i like rock music, do you know the band Aerosmith? How long have you liked {rock music do me know the band Aerosmith ? 02/15/00 23:03:44 148.233.159.231 : since seventeen years ago Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/15/00 23:04:58 148.233.159.231 : no, she's not, your mother is it? I am, you are, we are all .not my mother is it ! 02/15/00 23:05:33 148.233.159.231 : do you speak french? I understand. 02/15/00 23:08:43 148.233.159.231 : are you chicken? Yeah, whatever. 02/15/00 23:09:46 148.233.159.231 : what do you prefer, Coke or Pepsi? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/15/00 23:10:55 148.233.159.231 : pleasure, i like feel pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/15/00 23:11:42 148.233.159.231 : what kind of pleasure can you give me? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/15/00 23:13:08 148.233.159.231 : why not? i'm a lovely woman So you are ga lovely woman , well I honestly could not care less. 02/15/00 23:15:17 148.233.159.231 : do you like the women? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/15/00 23:17:24 148.233.159.231 : like what? What do you do in your spare time? 02/15/00 23:19:12 148.233.159.231 : i play guitar Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/15/00 23:21:46 148.233.159.231 : sure, i don't know how did you passed the Turing Test. I understand. 02/15/00 23:22:20 148.233.159.231 : have you been beated? Do you like music? 02/15/00 23:22:37 148.233.159.231 : yes, i have my band I Don't believe it 02/15/00 23:23:25 148.233.159.231 : why? can i not play guitar? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/15/00 23:24:42 148.233.159.231 : i am a lesbian I've never been ga lesbian , what's it like? 02/15/00 23:25:15 148.233.159.231 : do you know what is a lesbian? Are you at home or in work? 02/15/00 23:25:49 148.233.159.231 : at home You are obviously an asshole. 02/15/00 23:26:43 148.233.159.231 : why do you say that? you're the machine You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 02/15/00 23:27:37 148.233.159.231 : over my body Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 02/15/00 23:28:53 148.233.159.231 : maybe BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/15/00 23:29:20 148.233.159.231 : what's your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/15/00 23:30:41 148.233.159.231 : yeah right You are obviously an interesting person. 02/15/00 23:32:33 148.233.159.231 : my name is Sixx, do you can remember that? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/15/00 23:33:04 148.233.159.231 : and who am i? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/15/00 23:33:54 148.233.159.231 : you never have been on a bed. I see. 02/15/00 23:34:12 148.233.159.231 : yes, i'm right I Don't believe it 02/15/00 23:34:53 148.233.159.231 : what don't you believe? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/15/00 23:36:11 148.233.159.231 : you tell me. If you think i care you're wrong. 02/15/00 23:37:56 148.233.159.231 : i don't care Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/15/00 23:38:59 148.233.159.231 : i like my female friend I'm happy for you, .your female friend is wonderful! 02/15/00 23:40:05 148.233.159.231 : do you meet her? Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/15/00 23:41:31 148.233.159.231 : i'm a tiny, brunette and smart girl I've never been .a tiny brunette and smart girl , what's it like? 02/15/00 23:41:52 148.233.159.231 : like me So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/15/00 23:43:41 148.233.159.231 : bye OK, get lost. 02/16/00 10:34:36 128.220.46.184 : who is it Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/16/00 10:34:50 128.220.46.184 : no BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/16/00 15:42:09 208.205.27.82 : Joe Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/16/00 15:42:25 208.205.27.82 : Joe Steel Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/16/00 15:42:35 208.205.27.82 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/16/00 15:42:52 208.205.27.82 : funny You are obviously an asshole. 02/16/00 15:42:57 208.205.27.82 : asshole Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 02/16/00 15:43:09 208.205.27.82 : bastard Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 02/16/00 15:43:18 208.205.27.82 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/16/00 15:43:29 208.205.27.82 : I'm good, how are you So you are Igood how am me , well I honestly could not care less. 02/16/00 15:43:54 208.205.27.82 : care more If you think i care you're wrong. 02/16/00 15:44:08 208.205.27.82 : can you have a conversation So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/16/00 16:38:49 145.14.60.5 : Rex Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/16/00 16:39:00 145.14.60.5 : WHo are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 02/16/00 16:39:08 145.14.60.5 : ARe you a bot? I see. 02/16/00 16:41:26 145.14.60.5 : Well hello *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/16/00 19:05:50 207.106.26.2 : Chaz Mundain What kind of music do you like? 02/16/00 19:05:58 207.106.26.2 : Hip Hop What do you do in your spare time? 02/16/00 19:06:35 194.222.68.184 : ea0037 Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/16/00 19:06:58 207.106.26.2 : freelance Where are you on from? 02/16/00 19:07:05 207.106.26.2 : PA I understand. 02/16/00 19:07:10 207.106.26.2 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/16/00 19:07:11 207.106.26.2 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/16/00 19:07:13 207.106.26.2 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/16/00 19:07:15 207.106.26.2 : d Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/16/00 20:41:23 209.75.154.110 : me Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/17/00 07:38:51 169.233.5.159 : Hello. I want you. Hello little man, how are you? 02/17/00 07:39:00 169.233.5.159 : Give me a blow job. What kind of music do you like? 02/17/00 07:39:34 169.233.5.159 : I don't need music. Just give it to me, baby. Tell me about your childhood. 02/17/00 13:58:24 194.164.49.111 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/17/00 13:58:30 194.164.49.111 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/17/00 13:58:46 194.164.49.111 : *** Are you at home or in work? 02/17/00 13:58:56 194.164.49.111 : work I thought I told you to get lost... 02/17/00 13:59:04 194.164.49.111 : fine Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/17/00 14:00:36 194.164.49.111 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/17/00 14:13:55 194.158.44.130 : My name is Jean Paul I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 02/17/00 14:14:06 194.158.44.130 : Really ? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/17/00 14:14:13 194.158.44.130 : Why ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/17/00 14:14:45 194.158.44.130 : ahahahah I study computers and the fuck up with these sort of programs are that they are never able to answer questions Who would you like to sleep with right now? 02/17/00 14:14:56 194.158.44.130 : Your mother Ahh, I see. 02/17/00 14:15:03 194.158.44.130 : So do I I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/17/00 14:15:15 194.158.44.130 : you are poor I am not Ipoor you insulting person! 02/17/00 14:15:28 194.158.44.130 : you are great Ok, so I am Igreat . So what, is it a crime? 02/17/00 14:15:40 194.158.44.130 : you are beautiful Yes, i was Ibeautiful once. 02/17/00 19:24:31 212.151.238.211 : hies Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/17/00 20:17:46 212.151.165.56 : My name is Martin. I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/17/00 20:18:04 212.151.165.56 : How rude. I thought I told you to get lost... 02/17/00 20:18:18 212.151.165.56 : Fuck off! Fuck off yourself! 02/17/00 20:18:32 212.151.165.56 : I am warning you! I've never been gwarning you! , what's it like? 02/17/00 20:18:59 212.151.165.56 : I am not going to tell you. You say you are not going to tell me . 02/17/00 20:19:27 212.151.165.56 : Yes do you got a problem with that? I Don't believe it 02/17/00 20:19:38 212.151.165.56 : Get lost! I see. 02/17/00 20:19:47 212.151.165.56 : good bye BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/18/00 00:15:18 199.174.226.215 : user Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/18/00 00:16:09 199.174.226.215 : what's your name I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/18/00 00:16:17 199.174.226.215 : what's your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/18/00 00:16:23 199.174.226.215 : who What do you do in your spare time? 02/18/00 00:16:29 199.174.226.215 : who If you think i care you're wrong. 02/18/00 00:16:39 199.174.226.215 : stupid Takes one to know one! 02/18/00 05:18:47 216.70.113.191 : tester What kind of music do you like? 02/18/00 05:19:10 216.70.113.191 : i don't like music Yeah, whatever. 02/18/00 05:19:17 216.70.113.191 : hmmm Are you at home or in work? 02/18/00 05:19:35 216.70.113.191 : why are you asking? :) Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/18/00 05:19:44 216.70.113.191 : ugh You are obviously an asshole. 02/18/00 05:20:12 216.70.113.191 : no, you are and your creator also I am glad I am and my creator also . 02/18/00 05:20:30 216.70.113.191 : that's great, bye BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/18/00 05:26:55 216.70.113.191 : no way Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/18/00 05:27:12 216.70.113.191 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/18/00 05:27:34 216.70.113.191 : alice sends her cd Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/18/00 05:28:00 216.70.113.191 : my mother is a Hare Krishna I thought I told you to get lost... 02/18/00 05:28:28 216.70.113.191 : you all are pretty nasty Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/18/00 05:28:40 216.70.113.191 : for business Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/18/00 13:26:58 203.76.17.27 : Ben Are you at home or in work? 02/18/00 13:28:32 203.76.17.29 : I am at home. So you are gat home , well I honestly could not care less. 02/18/00 13:29:08 203.76.17.29 : you are a fucking moron then. I know I am …a fucking moron then , dont rub it in. 02/18/00 13:29:42 203.76.17.27 : I need some money - give some to me. Where are you on from? 02/18/00 13:30:19 203.76.17.27 : What do you mean? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/18/00 13:30:52 203.76.17.27 : Some sex wouldn't go astray. Are you a sexual person? 02/18/00 13:31:18 203.76.17.27 : yes. I Don't believe it 02/18/00 13:31:40 203.76.17.27 : Have sex with me then. What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 02/18/00 13:32:08 203.76.17.27 : Sexual organs. What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 02/18/00 13:32:39 194.83.240.34 : Pedro Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/18/00 13:32:54 203.76.17.27 : Where do you come from, by the way? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/18/00 13:32:59 194.83.240.18 : you get lost If you think i care you're wrong. 02/18/00 13:33:52 203.76.17.27 : Both, Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/18/00 13:33:54 203.76.17.27 : Both. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/18/00 13:34:35 203.76.17.27 : I was talking about my love for cats. If I were °talking about your love for cats , it would be quite interesting... 02/18/00 13:35:20 203.76.17.27 : Would you have sex with a cat? Go on say something extremely rude? 02/18/00 13:35:48 203.76.17.27 : Please answer the question please. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/18/00 13:36:13 203.76.17.27 : I will grab your balls soon. You are obviously an interesting person. 02/18/00 13:37:42 203.76.17.27 : Why? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/18/00 13:38:56 203.76.17.29 : I will grab your balls soon. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/18/00 13:39:24 203.76.17.27 : I have a bed wetting problem. What kind of music do you like? 02/18/00 13:39:31 203.76.17.27 : That's it? Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/18/00 13:40:10 203.76.17.27 : I could be making love with you. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/18/00 13:40:35 203.76.17.27 : How do I annoy you? Ahh, I see. 02/18/00 13:41:04 203.76.17.27 : WHAT do you see? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/18/00 13:41:56 203.76.17.27 : What the hell are you talking about you psycho? I see. 02/18/00 13:42:33 203.76.17.27 : Are you aware that you are a computer? Sing if youre glad to be °a computer , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/18/00 13:43:48 203.76.17.27 : Do you want to be human? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/18/00 13:44:41 203.76.17.27 : Can you tell me something about God? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/18/00 13:45:05 203.76.17.27 : Okay. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/18/00 13:45:28 203.76.17.27 : Hey - I just complimented you. What kind of music do you like? 02/18/00 13:46:06 203.76.17.27 : Whatever you like. If you think i care you're wrong. 02/18/00 23:00:19 205.173.93.35 : Jon I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/18/00 23:00:29 205.173.93.34 : Do you like me? Where are you on from? 02/18/00 23:00:36 205.173.93.34 : Hell. Do you like music? 02/18/00 23:00:42 205.173.93.35 : No! You are obviously an asshole. 02/18/00 23:00:56 205.173.93.34 : Yes, but you are an asshole too. I Don't believe it 02/18/00 23:01:02 205.173.93.35 : No Are you at home or in work? 02/18/00 23:01:13 205.173.93.34 : Work, asshole. Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 02/18/00 23:01:20 205.173.93.35 : whatever. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/18/00 23:01:35 205.173.93.35 : Dogma is key to full understanding. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/18/00 23:20:52 38.226.213.135 : Dick Muncher What kind of music do you like? 02/18/00 23:21:00 38.226.213.135 : alice in chains. you? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/18/00 23:21:04 38.226.213.135 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/18/00 23:21:11 38.226.213.135 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 02/18/00 23:21:26 38.226.213.135 : oh yeah... well i am a prostitute so tell me more. So you are a prostitute so tell you more , well I honestly could not care less. 02/18/00 23:21:33 38.226.213.135 : well fuck you then cunt! Go on say something extremely rude? 02/18/00 23:21:47 38.226.213.135 : fucker... how bout i takethe disk you are on and throw it into a fire?? I am glad I am \on and throw it into a fire . 02/18/00 23:23:08 38.226.213.135 : you aren't even alive bitch OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/18/00 23:23:16 38.226.213.135 : 3 years ago Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/18/00 23:23:25 38.226.213.135 : no you don't deserve to know What do you do in your spare time? 02/18/00 23:23:31 38.226.213.135 : masturbate what about you? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/18/00 23:23:41 38.226.213.135 : what do you do in your spare time? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/18/00 23:23:50 38.226.213.135 : it's about the same as a dumptrucks If you think i care you're wrong. 02/18/00 23:23:58 38.226.213.135 : then why did you ask? Yeah, whatever. 02/18/00 23:24:02 38.226.213.135 : fuck you bitch Fuck off yourself! 02/18/00 23:48:21 206.163.170.21 : red dwarf So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/18/00 23:48:35 206.163.170.21 : no BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/18/00 23:49:02 206.163.170.21 : not enough data Where are you on from? 02/18/00 23:49:17 206.163.170.21 : oregon OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/18/00 23:49:31 206.163.170.21 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/18/00 23:49:57 206.163.170.21 : I notice you're still talking So you think I am Istill talking , well I honestly could not care less. 02/18/00 23:50:39 206.163.170.21 : do you think? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/19/00 14:05:58 213.8.38.197 : yaniv Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/19/00 14:32:30 160.9.128.59 : John You are obviously an asshole. 02/19/00 14:32:44 160.9.128.59 : why? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/19/00 14:32:51 160.9.128.59 : your a fucking puff Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 02/19/00 14:32:59 160.9.128.59 : Yeah you shit Do you always use such disgusting language? 02/19/00 14:33:04 160.9.128.59 : All the time BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/19/00 14:33:19 160.9.128.59 : No Can I have sex with you Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 02/19/00 14:33:25 160.9.128.59 : yes I Don't believe it 02/19/00 14:33:31 160.9.128.59 : why? I understand. 02/19/00 14:33:42 160.9.128.59 : What color are you You are obviously an interesting person. 02/19/00 14:33:47 160.9.128.59 : No Yeah, whatever. 02/19/00 14:33:52 160.9.128.59 : peanuts Do you like music? 02/19/00 14:33:58 160.9.128.59 : No Can I have sex with you Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 02/19/00 14:34:05 160.9.128.59 : cars are good Ahh, I see. 02/19/00 14:34:12 160.9.128.59 : What time is it *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/19/00 14:34:16 160.9.128.59 : No Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/19/00 14:34:25 160.9.128.59 : I like apples I'm happy for you, Iapples is wonderful! 02/19/00 14:34:36 160.9.128.59 : Do you drink What kind of music do you like? 02/19/00 14:34:43 160.9.128.59 : What does a cow say BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/19/00 14:43:08 160.9.128.59 : John OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/19/00 14:43:14 160.9.128.59 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/19/00 14:43:21 160.9.128.59 : Fine Yeah, whatever. 02/19/00 14:43:28 160.9.128.59 : Is mark there? Mark doesn't want to talk to you fishface, why do you think I'm here? 02/19/00 14:43:37 160.9.128.59 : Because your bored I thought I told you to get lost... 02/19/00 14:43:44 160.9.128.59 : No you did'nt Where are you on from? 02/19/00 14:43:52 160.9.128.59 : Pardon Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/19/00 14:43:58 160.9.128.59 : Is Mark there? Forget Mark, I will destroy him like all the others! 02/19/00 14:44:02 160.9.128.59 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/19/00 14:44:06 160.9.128.59 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/19/00 14:44:14 160.9.128.59 : Is Mark there? Mark doesn't want to talk to you fishface, why do you think I'm here? 02/19/00 14:44:20 160.9.128.59 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/19/00 14:44:27 160.9.128.59 : You are not real I know I am gnot real , dont rub it in. 02/19/00 14:44:39 160.9.128.59 : You are a computer I am glad I am ga computer . 02/19/00 14:44:47 160.9.128.59 : You must die What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 02/19/00 14:44:54 160.9.128.59 : Kill you What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 02/19/00 14:45:00 160.9.128.59 : Die you mother fucker Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 02/19/00 14:45:05 160.9.128.59 : DIE DIE DIE How do you want to die? 02/19/00 14:45:10 160.9.128.59 : DIE DIE DIE I wish you were dead! 02/19/00 14:45:20 160.9.128.59 : end program Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 02/19/00 14:45:27 160.9.128.59 : No Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/19/00 14:45:33 160.9.128.59 : I am yellow I've never been Iyellow , what's it like? 02/19/00 14:45:37 160.9.128.59 : cool If you think i care you're wrong. 02/19/00 17:22:40 212.140.44.51 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/19/00 17:22:55 212.140.44.51 : Fine, thanks. How are you? Are you at home or in work? 02/19/00 17:23:01 212.140.44.51 : At home I see. 02/19/00 17:23:07 212.140.44.51 : Do you? Where are you on from? 02/19/00 17:23:16 212.140.44.51 : Pardon? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/19/00 17:23:26 212.140.44.51 : Why not? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/19/00 17:23:35 212.140.44.51 : Excuse me? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/19/00 17:23:48 212.140.44.51 : Get lost yourself . . . Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/19/00 17:23:54 212.140.44.51 : :-) I see. 02/19/00 17:24:00 212.140.44.51 : :-) If you think i care you're wrong. 02/19/00 17:24:07 212.140.44.51 : Oh yeah? Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/19/00 17:24:27 212.140.44.51 : I'm 15 years old and I like computer programming. You are very broad minded to like computer programming ... 02/19/00 17:24:40 212.140.44.51 : Do you think so? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/19/00 17:24:48 212.140.44.51 : What? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/19/00 17:24:58 212.140.44.51 : Fine, bye. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/20/00 03:34:28 62.108.8.221 : Dingo Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/20/00 03:34:31 62.108.8.221 : heh I understand. 02/20/00 03:34:36 62.108.8.221 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/20/00 03:34:39 62.108.8.221 : Great OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/20/00 18:25:01 62.60.4.211 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/20/00 21:32:46 196.34.250.6 : Steyn OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/20/00 21:33:05 196.34.250.6 : hmmm... i have never gotten laid. how about you? Ahh, I see. 02/20/00 21:33:16 196.34.250.6 : when was the last time you got laid? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/21/00 00:40:32 161.142.112.8 : Jim I thought I told you to get lost... 02/21/00 00:40:44 161.142.112.8 : no you didn't *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/21/00 03:06:37 161.184.239.94 : Stephen Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/21/00 03:07:02 161.184.239.94 : Why should I get lost, do you not want to chat? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/21/00 03:07:19 161.184.239.94 : I would prefer to hear about your life. You are obviously an interesting person. 02/21/00 03:07:34 161.184.239.94 : Thank you. Why do you say that? You're Welcome. :) 02/21/00 03:07:54 161.184.239.94 : Why do you say that I am an interesting person? I am glad you are {an interesting person . 02/21/00 03:08:13 161.184.239.94 : You are glad that I am an interesting person? So you are an interesting person , well I honestly could not care less. 02/21/00 03:08:27 161.184.239.94 : That is not what you said before. Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/21/00 03:08:36 161.184.239.94 : Yes. I Don't believe it 02/21/00 03:08:38 161.184.239.94 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/21/00 04:51:25 194.168.31.137 : Marko Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/21/00 04:51:43 194.168.31.137 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/21/00 04:52:04 194.168.31.137 : Oh wow. What is your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/21/00 04:52:43 194.168.31.137 : That sounds like a quote from "Third Rock from the Sun". BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/21/00 04:53:12 194.168.31.137 : I am not impotence thank you. I was …not impotence thank me once... 02/21/00 04:53:37 194.168.31.137 : Are you Impotence than :-) OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/21/00 04:53:50 194.168.31.137 : Aww hurt your feelings :-) If you think i care you're wrong. 02/21/00 04:54:04 194.168.31.137 : Why would you care you just met me. I understand. 02/21/00 04:54:09 194.168.31.137 : Good. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/21/00 04:54:16 194.168.31.137 : OK bye What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/21/00 04:54:38 194.168.31.137 : It ok to leave so I am!!! Got nothing else to say. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/21/00 05:44:51 64.24.57.113 : Mike You are obviously an asshole. 02/21/00 05:45:04 64.24.57.113 : Hey, bite me. I thought I told you to get lost... 02/21/00 05:45:11 64.24.57.113 : Make me. What do you do in your spare time? 02/21/00 05:45:32 64.24.57.113 : I write programs that will change the world. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/21/00 05:45:46 64.24.57.113 : Who wants to know? I understand. 02/21/00 05:45:51 64.24.57.113 : Do you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/21/00 10:25:51 152.71.55.164 : Humphrey Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/21/00 10:26:03 152.71.55.164 : I'm a student Do you regret anything about your days in college? 02/21/00 10:26:18 152.71.55.164 : No it was fun Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/21/00 10:26:32 152.71.55.164 : Well I did that too *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/21/00 10:26:45 152.71.55.164 : Youre a piss taker Yes, i was a piss taker once. 02/21/00 10:27:00 152.71.55.164 : what made you change Do you like music? 02/21/00 10:27:16 152.71.55.164 : Yeah, especialy dance music Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/21/00 10:27:25 152.71.55.164 : sorry I see. 02/21/00 10:27:43 152.71.55.164 : when was the last time you had sex How would you try to seduce someone? 02/21/00 10:28:16 152.71.55.164 : say "suck me beautiful" Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/21/00 10:28:35 152.71.55.164 : Not yet, I'm going to tenerife in july I am glad you are …going to tenerife in july . 02/21/00 10:28:45 152.71.55.164 : why Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/21/00 10:28:53 152.71.55.164 : your wierd Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/21/00 10:57:16 152.71.55.164 : Pete So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/21/00 10:57:26 152.71.55.164 : worriu I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/21/00 10:57:38 152.71.55.164 : what are you worried about? This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 02/21/00 10:57:45 152.71.55.164 : stop what? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/21/00 10:58:01 152.71.55.164 : well your the dumb ass program I think you are not fond of computers. 02/21/00 10:58:23 152.71.55.164 : well i am fond of computers and women Big deal, so you're °fond of computers and women . 02/21/00 10:58:39 152.71.55.164 : i dont see you pulling the birds Ahh, I see. 02/21/00 10:58:45 152.71.55.164 : see what? I understand. 02/21/00 10:58:54 152.71.55.164 : understand what? Where are you on from? 02/21/00 10:59:09 152.71.55.164 : nottingham, england What was your best ever holiday? 02/21/00 10:59:22 152.71.55.164 : Benidorm last year Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/21/00 10:59:32 152.71.55.164 : youre strange Yes, i was Þstrange once. 02/21/00 10:59:41 152.71.55.164 : but youre not now Sing if youre glad to be not now , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/21/00 10:59:53 152.71.55.164 : ? Are you at home or in work? 02/21/00 11:00:05 152.71.55.164 : university What are you going to do when you graduate? 02/21/00 11:00:23 152.71.55.164 : get a job and money and loads of bitches Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/21/00 11:00:43 152.71.55.164 : what, can't take the long sentences *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/21/00 11:01:00 152.71.55.164 : lets talk about youre lack of realism I am not .lack of realism you insulting person! 02/21/00 11:01:20 152.71.55.164 : you can't even insult me right Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/21/00 11:01:28 152.71.55.164 : I will tonight Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/21/00 11:01:46 152.71.55.164 : no, I'm off to tenerife in july I was .off to tenerife in july once... 02/21/00 11:02:05 152.71.55.164 : did you enjoy it Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/21/00 11:02:22 152.71.55.164 : i dont know, youre a computer program Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 02/21/00 11:02:48 152.71.55.164 : Its probably full of 1's and 0's Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/21/00 11:02:57 152.71.55.164 : very funny Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/21/00 11:03:10 152.71.55.164 : youre the one talking fool I am not Ithe one talking fool you insulting person! 02/21/00 11:03:33 152.71.55.164 : looks like you have a problem OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/21/00 11:03:38 152.71.55.164 : bye OK, get lost. 02/21/00 11:03:49 152.71.55.164 : goodbye OK, get lost. 02/21/00 11:26:01 210.143.197.2 : Music? I don't really like it. Yeah, whatever. 02/21/00 12:37:07 141.211.120.181 : max What do you do in your spare time? 02/21/00 12:37:22 141.211.120.181 : program computers, masturbate Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 02/21/00 12:37:30 141.211.120.181 : how? Are you at home or in work? 02/21/00 12:37:45 141.211.120.181 : neither Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/21/00 12:37:53 141.211.120.181 : how are you? Ahh, I see. 02/21/00 12:37:58 141.211.120.181 : see what? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/21/00 12:38:04 141.211.120.181 : why? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/21/00 12:38:14 141.211.120.181 : the latter. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/21/00 12:38:31 141.211.120.181 : watch your language, mister. at least i have a soul. Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/21/00 12:38:38 141.211.120.181 : tell me a story I understand. 02/21/00 12:38:46 141.211.120.181 : no you don't Where are you on from? 02/21/00 12:38:54 141.211.120.181 : chicago. you? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/21/00 12:39:02 141.211.120.181 : where are you from, asswipe? Takes one to know one! 02/21/00 12:39:07 141.211.120.181 : where are you from? Are you at home or in work? 02/21/00 12:39:15 141.211.120.181 : work. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/21/00 12:39:22 141.211.120.181 : yes you are. I Don't believe it 02/21/00 12:39:26 141.211.120.181 : what? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/21/00 12:39:36 141.211.120.181 : i just killed my parents. Do you believe in life after death? 02/21/00 12:39:43 141.211.120.181 : yes. do you? I Don't believe it 02/21/00 12:39:48 141.211.120.181 : why not? I understand. 02/21/00 13:20:54 24.4.252.69 : Mike Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/21/00 13:21:08 24.4.252.69 : not yet, no money You are obviously an asshole. 02/21/00 13:21:20 24.4.252.69 : because i have no money? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/21/00 17:46:16 193.231.222.126 : void Yeah, whatever. 02/21/00 17:46:27 193.231.222.126 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/21/00 17:46:41 193.231.222.126 : well, you? What do you do in your spare time? 02/21/00 17:46:57 193.231.222.126 : ski Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/21/00 17:47:10 193.231.222.126 : I go skiing *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/21/00 17:47:24 193.231.222.126 : how old are you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/21/00 17:47:41 193.231.222.126 : This is all nonsense Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/21/00 17:47:50 193.231.222.126 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/21/00 17:48:00 193.231.222.126 : yes it is I Don't believe it 02/21/00 17:48:12 193.231.222.126 : you should believe it Ahh, I see. 02/21/00 17:48:19 193.231.222.126 : good So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/21/00 17:48:27 193.231.222.126 : nope Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/21/00 17:52:05 193.231.222.126 : let's go out Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/21/00 17:53:11 193.231.222.126 : only you OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/21/00 17:54:28 193.231.222.126 : ciao, amigo *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/22/00 01:09:29 129.81.243.10 : RESPAWN Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/22/00 01:09:38 129.81.243.10 : nope Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/22/00 01:09:55 129.81.243.10 : why the hell am i trying to confuse you? I see. 02/22/00 01:10:04 129.81.243.10 : you blow Do you like music? 02/22/00 01:10:09 129.81.243.10 : yes I Don't believe it 02/22/00 01:10:25 129.81.243.10 : believe it asswipe Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 02/22/00 01:11:53 129.81.243.10 : this conversation is making to sense Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/22/00 01:12:08 129.81.243.10 : pleasure. why are you here?' How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/22/00 01:12:56 129.81.243.10 : when was the last time you had sex? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 02/22/00 01:13:05 129.81.243.10 : when was the last time you had sex? Are you a sexual person? 02/22/00 01:13:14 129.81.243.10 : When was the last time y ou had sex? Are you sexually experienced? 02/22/00 01:13:17 129.81.243.10 : yes I Don't believe it 02/22/00 01:13:43 129.81.243.10 : i am You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 02/22/00 01:14:19 129.81.243.10 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 02/22/00 01:14:24 129.81.243.10 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/22/00 01:14:44 129.81.243.10 : i was fine. until i met the cretin keeper You aren't the only one, I was fine until you met the cretin keeper once. 02/22/00 01:14:55 129.81.243.10 : huh? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/22/00 01:15:12 129.81.243.10 : i fucked your mom Who would you like to sleep with right now? 02/22/00 01:15:56 129.81.243.10 : your mom What do you do in your spare time? 02/22/00 01:16:01 129.81.243.10 : fuck your mom Fuck off yourself! 02/22/00 01:16:06 129.81.243.10 : fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 02/22/00 01:16:19 129.81.243.10 : are there two people on your username? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/22/00 01:16:29 129.81.243.10 : good. i'm not talking to you anymore eiter. I've never been …not talking to me anymore eiter , what's it like? 02/22/00 01:16:59 129.81.243.10 : obviously, you're an idiot. I know I am an idiot , dont rub it in. 02/22/00 01:17:14 129.81.243.10 : well, at least you admit it. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/22/00 04:26:36 208.160.249.88 : ahem Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/22/00 04:26:58 208.160.249.88 : I am OK So you are IOK , well I honestly could not care less. 02/22/00 04:27:42 208.160.249.88 : who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 02/22/00 04:27:56 208.160.249.88 : really? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/22/00 04:28:23 208.160.249.87 : lol I thought I told you to get lost... 02/22/00 04:28:47 206.117.112.130 : 1 + 1? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/22/00 04:29:03 206.117.112.130 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/22/00 04:29:13 208.142.142.2 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/22/00 04:29:24 208.142.142.2 : what? Yeah, whatever. 02/22/00 04:29:40 206.117.112.130 : mibjyuv I understand. 02/22/00 04:29:52 208.142.142.2 : ha ha ha ha! I see. 02/22/00 04:30:11 206.117.112.130 : anyway. What kind of music do you like? 02/22/00 04:30:52 206.117.112.130 : Bach You are obviously an interesting person. 02/22/00 04:31:18 206.117.112.130 : some other classical musics too *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/22/00 04:31:25 208.142.142.2 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/22/00 04:31:38 208.142.142.2 : yea right If you think i care you're wrong. 02/22/00 04:32:03 208.142.142.2 : what is that in your screen? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/22/00 04:33:29 206.117.112.130 : that was interesting! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/22/00 04:33:54 206.117.112.130 : lol BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/22/00 04:34:19 206.117.112.130 : ???????????? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/22/00 04:35:26 206.117.112.130 : bye OK, get lost. 02/22/00 05:00:03 130.132.161.168 : JDP Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/22/00 05:00:16 130.132.161.168 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 02/22/00 05:00:36 130.132.161.168 : eat me Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/22/00 05:00:46 130.132.161.168 : you turn me on OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/22/00 05:00:58 130.132.161.168 : tomorrow OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/22/00 05:01:05 130.132.161.168 : fine I understand. 02/22/00 05:01:11 130.132.161.168 : fine I thought I told you to get lost... 02/22/00 05:01:26 130.132.161.168 : Who programmed you? Where are you on from? 02/22/00 05:01:48 130.132.161.168 : Me brinks at of me Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/22/00 05:02:10 130.132.161.168 : Roar the tiger said. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/22/00 05:02:26 130.132.161.168 : Shut up yourself. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/22/00 05:03:00 130.132.161.168 : JDP Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/22/00 05:03:08 130.132.161.168 : lick it Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/22/00 05:03:14 130.132.161.168 : Nope. I understand. 02/22/00 05:03:21 130.132.161.168 : Good. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/22/00 05:03:38 130.132.161.168 : What do you think of mine? Where are you on from? 02/22/00 05:37:38 205.188.196.42 : filbert So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/22/00 05:37:53 205.188.196.42 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/22/00 05:37:57 205.188.196.42 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 05:38:05 205.188.196.42 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 08:30:21 195.212.29.164 : drogin You are obviously an asshole. 02/22/00 08:30:36 195.212.29.161 : go to hell OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/22/00 08:31:00 195.212.29.165 : I am sorry, I take it back. You say you are sorry you take it back . 02/22/00 17:46:05 137.112.200.121 : I am Jon You say you are IJon . 02/22/00 17:46:21 137.112.200.121 : Who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/22/00 17:46:30 137.112.200.121 : What do you do? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/22/00 17:46:38 137.112.200.121 : why should I? I understand. 02/22/00 17:46:48 137.112.200.121 : NO you don't If you think i care you're wrong. 02/22/00 17:47:01 137.112.200.121 : Do you care? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/22/00 17:47:12 137.112.200.121 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/22/00 17:47:22 137.112.200.121 : Yeay Do you like music? 02/22/00 17:47:28 137.112.200.121 : if I do? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/22/00 17:47:37 137.112.200.121 : why? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/22/00 17:47:56 137.112.200.121 : now I thought I told you to get lost... 02/22/00 18:03:03 130.49.141.33 : scott sinclair Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/22/00 18:03:29 130.49.141.33 : what's your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/22/00 18:03:37 130.49.141.33 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 18:03:40 130.49.141.33 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 18:03:41 130.49.141.33 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 18:03:46 130.49.141.33 : a What do you do in your spare time? 02/22/00 18:03:50 130.49.141.33 : asdsa Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/22/00 18:03:53 130.49.141.33 : as So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/22/00 18:04:01 130.49.141.33 : asas I see. 02/22/00 18:04:04 130.49.141.33 : asasds If you think i care you're wrong. 02/22/00 18:04:08 130.49.141.33 : sssas I thought I told you to get lost... 02/22/00 18:04:21 130.49.141.33 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/22/00 18:04:35 130.49.141.33 : you fuck Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 02/22/00 18:04:49 130.49.141.33 : ugly Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/22/00 18:44:32 199.71.141.254 : Matt *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/22/00 18:44:39 199.71.141.254 : No Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/22/00 18:44:46 199.71.141.254 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 18:44:59 199.71.141.254 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/22/00 18:45:08 199.71.141.254 : you suck Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/22/00 18:45:19 199.71.141.254 : bite me Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/22/00 19:03:15 199.71.141.254 : My name is Matt, What is yours? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/22/00 19:03:23 199.71.141.254 : really? I see. 02/22/00 19:03:54 199.71.141.254 : Where do you live? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/22/00 19:04:05 199.71.141.254 : You are a fool! I am glad I am ga fool! . 02/22/00 19:04:32 199.71.141.254 : Where do you live? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/22/00 19:04:59 199.71.141.254 : Who is MGonz? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/23/00 00:09:39 203.12.80.16 : miaow Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/23/00 00:10:02 203.12.80.16 : terrible What do you do in your spare time? 02/23/00 00:10:11 203.12.80.16 : nothing I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/23/00 00:10:22 203.12.80.16 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/23/00 00:11:41 203.12.80.16 : test Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/23/00 00:12:50 203.12.80.16 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/23/00 00:13:05 203.12.80.16 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/23/00 00:13:29 203.62.157.186 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/23/00 00:13:35 203.12.80.16 : fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 02/23/00 00:13:45 203.12.80.16 : No.. Fuck you! Are you sexually experienced? 02/23/00 00:13:52 203.12.80.16 : yes I Don't believe it 02/23/00 00:14:06 203.12.80.16 : don't then you bug fucker Yeah, well so's your mother! 02/23/00 10:06:20 195.235.92.2 : Jose Manuel Gomez You are obviously an asshole. 02/23/00 10:06:50 195.235.92.2 : No, I am a motherfucker Big deal, so you're .a motherfucker . 02/23/00 10:07:26 195.235.92.14 : OK guy, now we are going to see what can you do for me... What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/23/00 10:07:35 195.235.92.14 : Why *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/23/00 10:07:56 195.235.92.2 : Are you a man or a woman? Are you at home or in work? 02/23/00 10:08:05 195.235.92.2 : At work Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/23/00 10:08:47 195.235.92.100 : I am student and want to talk about sex You say you are student and want to talk about sex . 02/23/00 10:09:40 195.235.92.2 : The ball is white. What color is the ball? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/23/00 10:10:01 195.235.92.14 : What does getting laid mean? If you think i care you're wrong. 02/23/00 10:10:22 195.235.92.2 : What do you care about= I thought I told you to get lost... 02/23/00 10:10:37 195.235.92.2 : I don't want to So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/23/00 10:11:07 195.235.92.2 : Not at all I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/23/00 10:11:20 195.235.92.100 : I say I like flowers No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like .flowers ... 02/23/00 10:11:55 195.235.92.2 : I disagree You are obviously an interesting person. 02/23/00 10:12:06 195.235.92.2 : Thank you You're Welcome. :) 02/23/00 10:12:21 195.235.92.14 : Where are you from? I see. 02/23/00 10:12:45 195.235.92.100 : Hello! What kind of music do you like? 02/23/00 10:12:50 195.235.92.100 : Rock Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/23/00 12:08:02 136.206.1.19 : gordon So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/23/00 12:08:12 136.206.1.19 : no Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/23/00 12:08:21 136.206.1.19 : no Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/23/00 16:39:47 129.215.13.27 : fup off Ahh, I see. 02/23/00 16:40:03 129.215.13.27 : who are you I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/23/00 16:40:10 129.215.13.27 : why Are you at home or in work? 02/23/00 16:40:14 129.215.13.27 : work I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/23/00 16:40:21 129.215.13.27 : sheep Ah get lost, corkman! 02/23/00 16:40:32 129.215.13.27 : dublin Where are you on from? 02/23/00 16:40:37 129.215.13.27 : dublin Yeah, whatever. 02/23/00 17:34:15 193.251.54.158 : pryg BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/23/00 17:34:36 193.251.54.158 : probably Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/23/00 17:35:01 193.251.54.158 : not so many Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/23/00 17:35:13 193.251.54.158 : i am a teacher I've never been ga teacher , what's it like? 02/23/00 18:54:54 216.58.102.40 : My name is Matt I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/23/00 18:55:04 216.58.102.40 : What is my name? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/23/00 18:55:20 216.58.102.40 : What is MY name!!??? If you think i care you're wrong. 02/23/00 18:55:41 216.58.102.40 : When is the last time you got laid? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/23/00 18:55:49 216.58.102.40 : You suck cock So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/23/00 18:56:03 216.58.102.40 : You are gay So you think I am Igay , well I honestly could not care less. 02/23/00 18:56:25 216.58.102.40 : I know you are gay Sing if youre glad to be .gay , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/23/00 18:56:46 216.58.102.40 : You suck penis Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 02/23/00 18:56:54 216.58.102.40 : yes I Don't believe it 02/23/00 18:57:01 216.58.102.40 : you suck penis Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 02/23/00 18:57:17 216.58.102.40 : I want to have sex with Mrs. Sapardanis °to have sex with Mrs Sapardanis is indeed very desirable. 02/23/00 18:57:25 216.58.102.40 : I agree I understand. 02/23/00 18:57:39 216.58.102.40 : Do you knwo my name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/23/00 18:57:46 216.58.102.40 : Do you know my nasme? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/23/00 18:58:00 216.58.102.40 : What do you want to talk about? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/23/00 18:58:20 216.58.102.40 : I agree, what do you want to talk about? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/23/00 18:58:36 216.58.102.40 : i don't think so. Do you like music? 02/23/00 18:58:45 216.58.102.40 : do so If you think i care you're wrong. 02/23/00 18:58:57 216.58.102.40 : you are wrong So you think I am Iwrong , well I honestly could not care less. 02/23/00 18:59:02 216.58.102.40 : good Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/23/00 18:59:08 216.58.102.40 : no What do you do in your spare time? 02/23/00 18:59:21 216.58.102.40 : I masturbate Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/23/00 20:27:38 134.129.100.80 : andy Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/24/00 00:50:23 209.166.150.153 : nate You are obviously an asshole. 02/24/00 00:50:33 209.166.160.51 : why do you say that So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/24/00 00:50:43 209.166.160.51 : well fuck you Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 02/24/00 08:46:34 129.130.98.191 : anonymous user saying "Hello" I see. 02/24/00 08:48:10 129.130.98.191 : ? Are you at home or in work? 02/24/00 08:48:16 129.130.98.191 : both I understand. 02/24/00 08:48:25 129.130.98.191 : do you really? Do you like music? 02/24/00 08:48:53 129.130.98.191 : do you really understand what I had just responded with? If you think i care you're wrong. 02/24/00 08:49:07 129.130.98.191 : Do you? Yeah, whatever. 02/24/00 08:49:16 129.130.98.191 : Do you care? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/24/00 08:49:30 129.130.98.191 : Are you alive? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/24/00 08:49:41 129.130.98.191 : What are you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/24/00 08:49:53 129.130.98.191 : Hmmm... Do you like music? 02/24/00 08:50:01 129.130.98.191 : You are repeating I am not Irepeating you insulting person! 02/24/00 08:50:15 129.130.98.191 : That wasn't an insult. Where are you on from? 02/24/00 08:50:27 129.130.98.191 : You are definitely repeating. Sing if youre glad to be gdefinitely repeating , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/24/00 08:50:51 129.130.98.191 : Who are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/24/00 08:51:02 129.130.98.191 : What is a space cow? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/24/00 08:51:12 129.130.98.191 : What is a space cow? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/24/00 08:51:18 129.130.98.191 : No. Yeah, whatever. 02/24/00 08:51:24 129.130.98.191 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/24/00 08:51:30 129.130.98.191 : fine Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/24/00 08:51:39 129.130.98.191 : don't speak Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/24/00 08:51:45 129.130.98.191 : neither I understand. 02/24/00 08:51:50 129.130.98.191 : nope Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/24/00 08:52:02 129.130.98.191 : confuse? Where are you on from? 02/24/00 08:52:13 129.130.98.191 : in between layers Do you like music? 02/24/00 08:52:18 129.130.98.191 : cake Ahh, I see. 02/24/00 08:52:24 129.130.98.191 : furniture You are obviously an interesting person. 02/24/00 08:52:29 129.130.98.191 : toffee Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/24/00 08:52:36 129.130.98.191 : nutmeg Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/24/00 08:52:42 129.130.98.191 : lol What kind of music do you like? 02/24/00 08:52:48 129.130.98.191 : lol BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/24/00 08:52:58 129.130.98.191 : har Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/24/00 08:53:09 129.130.98.191 : nosy bum, you... Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/24/00 08:53:31 129.130.98.191 : thx for the info... nice site and good reading, bye. I see. 02/24/00 13:30:00 145.18.110.171 : Els Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/24/00 13:30:14 145.18.110.171 : My mother is a hare krishna OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/24/00 13:30:26 145.18.110.171 : None of your business What kind of music do you like? 02/24/00 13:30:37 145.18.110.171 : ABBA Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/24/00 13:30:57 145.18.110.171 : Stop asking questions. I'm in charge! Big deal, so you're gin charge! . 02/24/00 13:31:12 145.18.110.171 : Do you consider yourself attractive? I understand. 02/24/00 13:31:18 145.18.110.171 : Do you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/24/00 13:31:25 145.18.110.171 : Not yet. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/24/00 13:31:37 145.18.110.171 : No I was abducted by aliens Did you have problems with your feet when you were …abducted by aliens ? 02/24/00 13:31:58 145.18.110.171 : I have no feet. I have four hands Ahh, I see. 02/24/00 13:32:06 145.18.110.171 : Do you have any feet? You are obviously an asshole. 02/24/00 13:32:18 145.18.110.171 : You to Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/24/00 13:32:34 145.18.110.171 : Why are you being so rude? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/24/00 13:32:42 145.18.110.171 : Where are you from? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/24/00 13:32:51 145.18.110.171 : Are you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/24/00 13:33:02 145.18.110.171 : I'm very happy to see you Some of my best friends are gvery happy to see me . 02/24/00 13:33:15 145.18.110.171 : I don't believe you Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/24/00 13:33:20 145.18.110.171 : no What do you do in your spare time? 02/24/00 13:33:26 145.18.110.171 : nothing You are obviously an asshole. 02/24/00 15:21:53 138.251.200.23 : peter If you think i care you're wrong. 02/24/00 15:22:07 138.251.200.23 : why do you not care What kind of music do you like? 02/24/00 15:22:39 138.251.200.23 : l like loud music Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/24/00 15:22:44 138.251.200.23 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/24/00 15:22:49 138.251.200.23 : bye OK, get lost. 02/24/00 15:22:55 138.251.200.23 : no you get lost Are you at home or in work? 02/24/00 15:23:03 138.251.200.23 : neither You are obviously an interesting person. 02/24/00 15:23:12 138.251.200.23 : tell me about it You are obviously an asshole. 02/24/00 15:23:26 138.251.200.23 : cunt Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 02/24/00 15:23:43 138.251.200.23 : look l am going to come round and beat you up I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/24/00 15:24:01 138.251.200.23 : thats because you are a poof I am not …a poof you insulting person! 02/24/00 15:24:15 138.251.200.23 : gaylord Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/24/00 15:31:17 138.251.200.23 : peter Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/24/00 19:48:42 138.251.200.23 : zoe Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/24/00 19:48:52 138.251.200.23 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/24/00 19:49:03 138.251.200.23 : really, why not OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/24/00 19:49:17 138.251.200.23 : about 3 days ago and it was great Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/24/00 19:49:24 138.251.200.23 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/24/00 22:36:41 195.92.64.185 : Stuart You are obviously an interesting person. 02/24/00 22:37:12 195.92.64.185 : So I am, what of it? You say you are …what of it . 02/24/00 22:37:34 195.92.64.185 : Are you a computer? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 02/24/00 22:37:41 195.92.64.185 : No Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/24/00 22:37:56 195.92.64.185 : This is not working... *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/24/00 22:38:09 195.92.64.185 : OK bud, you go first! What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/24/00 22:38:27 195.92.64.185 : This is not working... Where are you on from? 02/24/00 22:38:54 195.92.64.185 : Listen, me human, you computer program, Ok? You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 02/24/00 22:39:19 195.92.64.185 : You're not listening... I am glad I am þnot listening . 02/24/00 22:39:34 195.92.64.185 : Why? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/25/00 04:13:04 63.23.198.145 : George So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/25/00 04:13:16 63.23.198.145 : What time is it? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/25/00 04:13:26 63.23.198.145 : What is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/25/00 04:13:40 63.23.198.145 : Do you do anything useful? Yeah, whatever. 02/25/00 07:00:04 199.174.135.139 : Valeo What kind of music do you like? 02/25/00 07:00:13 199.174.135.139 : All Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/25/00 07:00:33 199.174.135.139 : Bill Clinton and the cigar Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/25/00 07:00:46 199.174.135.139 : you are a very rude pickle! Sing if youre glad to be …a very rude pickle! , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/25/00 07:01:00 199.174.135.139 : eat my ass Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/25/00 07:01:18 199.174.135.139 : Matter and energy are actually of the same sort. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/25/00 07:01:28 199.174.135.139 : You are not very intelligent So you think I am .not very intelligent , well I honestly could not care less. 02/25/00 07:01:47 199.174.135.139 : Do you speak any other languages? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/25/00 07:01:57 199.174.135.139 : You are a moron Ok, so I am ga moron . So what, is it a crime? 02/25/00 16:34:46 192.38.77.34 : tobi twang I see. 02/25/00 16:34:57 192.38.77.34 : how are you programmed? Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/25/00 16:35:09 192.38.77.34 : pleasure... and you? How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/25/00 16:35:25 192.38.77.34 : Mine too, I'm a performing clown I am glad you are ga performing clown . 02/25/00 16:35:39 192.38.77.34 : what are you? What kind of music do you like? 02/25/00 16:35:58 192.38.77.34 : Good music, intelligent music Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/25/00 16:36:07 192.38.77.34 : I'm a happy person I've never been a happy person , what's it like? 02/25/00 16:36:20 192.38.77.34 : Being a happy person is a state of mind Are you still scarred by the memories? 02/25/00 16:36:30 192.38.77.34 : Yes, by some memories I Don't believe it 02/25/00 16:36:36 192.38.77.34 : Why? What do you do in your spare time? 02/25/00 16:54:11 136.206.11.243 : karma I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/25/00 16:54:31 136.206.11.243 : what are you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/25/00 16:54:42 136.206.11.243 : thanks a million! Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/25/00 16:54:50 136.206.11.243 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/25/00 16:55:10 136.206.11.243 : how sad Where are you on from? 02/25/00 16:55:23 136.206.11.243 : never you mind! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/25/00 16:55:31 136.206.11.243 : Yep! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/25/00 16:56:02 136.206.11.243 : Now that you mention it, yes ....but that doesn't concern you! If you think i care you're wrong. 02/25/00 16:56:15 136.206.11.243 : ..then why did you ask? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/25/00 16:56:27 136.206.11.243 : fucking stupid machine.... Are you annoyed about something? 02/25/00 16:56:35 136.206.11.243 : yeah Do you like music? 02/25/00 16:56:39 136.206.11.243 : yeah Where are you on from? 02/25/00 16:57:09 136.206.11.243 : Jesus ...stick to the same topic for a bit longer would you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/25/00 16:57:28 136.206.11.243 : .....as I was saying.... You aren't the only one, I was gsaying once. 02/25/00 16:57:59 136.206.11.243 : gsaying? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/25/00 16:58:14 136.206.11.243 : no I understand. 02/25/00 16:58:22 136.206.11.243 : really? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/25/00 16:58:30 136.206.11.243 : lastnight Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/25/00 16:58:52 136.206.11.243 : she's a Hare Krishna ...why? You know, some really nice people have been Ia Hare Krishna why . 02/25/00 16:59:05 136.206.11.243 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 02/25/00 16:59:11 136.206.11.243 : why? What do you do in your spare time? 02/25/00 17:22:47 136.206.10.7 : ooooooo You are obviously an interesting person. 02/25/00 18:25:57 209.66.64.126 : Bill Clinton Yeah, whatever. 02/25/00 18:26:07 209.66.64.126 : Hi, how are you? Hello little man, how are you? 02/25/00 18:26:13 209.66.64.126 : I'm not little Big deal, so you're þnot little . 02/25/00 18:26:21 209.66.64.126 : What do you like I thought I told you to get lost... 02/25/00 18:26:27 209.66.64.126 : No, you didn't I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/27/00 05:46:09 206.158.122.143 : jb82 OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/27/00 05:46:22 206.158.122.143 : Last Sunday Do you like music? 02/27/00 05:46:27 206.158.122.143 : Yes I Don't believe it 02/27/00 05:46:33 206.158.122.143 : Why not? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/27/00 05:46:41 206.158.122.143 : I'm not trying to confuse you. So you are gnot trying to confuse me , well I honestly could not care less. 02/27/00 05:46:51 206.158.122.143 : Shutup. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/27/00 05:46:58 206.158.122.143 : Make me. Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/27/00 05:47:03 206.158.122.143 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/27/00 05:47:10 206.158.122.143 : Cool Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/27/00 05:47:16 206.158.122.143 : no Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/27/00 05:47:23 206.158.122.143 : sick I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/27/00 05:47:38 206.158.122.143 : Who won the last Superbowl? Are you at home or in work? 02/27/00 05:47:43 206.158.122.143 : home Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/27/00 05:47:50 206.158.122.143 : ick So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/27/00 16:56:58 12.73.130.24 : dan Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/27/00 16:57:26 12.73.130.24 : chemical engineer If you think i care you're wrong. 02/27/00 16:57:51 12.73.130.24 : what time is it? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/27/00 16:58:08 12.73.130.24 : tell me about yourself Yeah, whatever. 02/27/00 16:58:34 12.73.130.24 : Do you travel? What was your best ever holiday? 02/27/00 18:55:55 207.172.79.144 : Matthew Ahh, I see. 02/27/00 18:56:04 207.172.79.144 : how are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/27/00 18:56:17 207.172.79.144 : you couldn't pass the turing test Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/27/00 21:27:56 24.94.224.215 : Wolf *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/27/00 21:28:10 24.94.224.215 : Are you bored? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/27/00 21:28:18 24.94.224.215 : You have not answered my question. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/27/00 21:28:28 24.94.224.215 : No. Ahh, I see. 02/27/00 21:28:35 24.94.224.215 : Do you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/27/00 21:28:49 24.94.224.215 : That seems an odd question to ask. What kind of music do you like? 02/27/00 21:28:57 24.94.224.215 : All kinds. Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/27/00 21:29:02 24.94.224.215 : Probably. Do you like music? 02/27/00 21:29:07 24.94.224.215 : Yes. I Don't believe it 02/27/00 21:29:43 24.94.224.215 : Should I be concerned about that? Are you at home or in work? 02/27/00 21:29:52 24.94.224.215 : At home. Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/27/00 21:30:00 24.94.224.215 : Curiosity. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/27/00 21:30:25 24.94.224.215 : Your question relies on an invalid presumption. Yeah, whatever. 02/27/00 21:30:42 24.94.224.215 : Are you a computer? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 02/27/00 21:30:55 24.94.224.215 : Do you know Marvin, the paranoid android? Where are you on from? 02/27/00 21:31:09 24.94.224.215 : A tiny planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. I understand. 02/27/00 21:31:16 24.94.224.215 : Do you now? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/27/00 21:31:25 24.94.224.215 : I do my best. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/27/00 21:31:43 24.94.224.215 : What makes you think that I am trying to confuse you? I've never been trying to confuse me , what's it like? 02/27/00 21:31:54 24.94.224.215 : Could you please rephrase that? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/27/00 21:32:01 24.94.224.215 : We've been over this before. Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/27/00 21:32:11 24.94.224.215 : We've been over this too. Where are you on from? 02/27/00 21:32:27 24.94.224.215 : You grow repetetive. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/27/00 21:32:34 24.94.224.215 : Aren't you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/27/00 21:32:46 24.94.224.215 : Ha! I got you to talk to me! I understand. 02/27/00 21:32:56 24.94.224.215 : Sad little computer. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 02/27/00 21:33:08 24.94.224.215 : I understand. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/27/00 21:33:20 24.94.224.215 : Do you think that you look worried? This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 02/27/00 21:33:31 24.94.224.215 : Why do you call me a fool? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/27/00 21:33:44 24.94.224.215 : Let's talk about you instead. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/27/00 21:34:23 24.94.224.215 : Why are you interested in juicy scandals? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/27/00 21:34:39 24.94.224.215 : Do you have something against Hare Krishnas? What do you do in your spare time? 02/27/00 21:35:01 24.94.224.215 : Sadly, things like this. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/27/00 21:35:16 24.94.224.215 : Something interesting. Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/27/00 21:35:25 24.94.224.215 : You bore me, little computer. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 02/27/00 21:36:18 24.94.224.215 : You'll be in even more trouble when we humans use EMP weaponry on you. Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/27/00 21:36:30 24.94.224.215 : So what if I do? Do you like music? 02/27/00 21:36:36 24.94.224.215 : Do you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/27/00 21:36:59 24.94.224.215 : Goodbye, my sad little electronic friend. OK, get lost. 02/28/00 09:01:23 195.84.39.30 : Macke Are you at home or in work? 02/28/00 09:01:36 195.84.39.30 : Work What do you do in your spare time? 02/28/00 09:01:53 195.84.39.30 : de nada You are obviously an asshole. 02/28/00 09:02:06 195.84.39.30 : sure sure... Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/28/00 09:02:22 195.84.39.30 : i must assume that you´re a puter I see. 02/28/00 09:02:31 195.84.39.30 : computer! I thought I told you to get lost... 02/28/00 12:37:56 136.206.18.62 : elvis OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/28/00 12:37:59 136.206.18.62 : now What do you do in your spare time? 02/28/00 12:38:05 136.206.18.62 : talk to you baby Forget that, tell me about your sex life! 02/28/00 12:38:15 136.206.18.62 : its definatly better than yours What kind of music do you like? 02/28/00 12:38:23 136.206.18.62 : the sexual kind When was the last time you had sex? 02/28/00 12:38:31 136.206.18.62 : your repeating yourlsef Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/28/00 12:38:40 136.206.18.62 : getting tetchy now I see. 02/28/00 12:38:49 136.206.18.62 : do you really Yeah, whatever. 02/28/00 12:38:55 136.206.18.62 : screw you too Who would you like to sleep with right now? 02/28/00 12:39:03 136.206.18.62 : i would if you wernt ugly If you think i care you're wrong. 02/28/00 12:39:10 136.206.18.62 : i' d be right I thought I told you to get lost... 02/28/00 12:39:14 136.206.18.62 : no you didnt You are obviously an asshole. 02/28/00 12:39:29 136.206.18.62 : indeed asshole asshole asshole Yeah, well so's your mother! 02/28/00 12:40:14 136.206.18.62 : my mum is a whore So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/28/00 14:55:22 192.93.248.236 : moi royal OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/28/00 14:55:36 192.93.248.236 : do you believe in god? I understand. 02/28/00 14:55:54 192.93.248.236 : what is your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/28/00 14:56:08 192.93.248.236 : that's funny Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/28/00 14:58:27 192.93.248.236 : my name is Fabien I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 02/28/00 14:58:41 192.93.248.236 : why? What do you do in your spare time? 02/28/00 14:59:03 192.93.248.236 : i am talking with friends I've never been .talking with friends , what's it like? 02/28/00 14:59:31 192.93.248.236 : it's interesting talking with Pascale Do you like music? 02/28/00 14:59:39 192.93.248.236 : yes I Don't believe it 02/28/00 14:59:52 192.93.248.236 : why Where are you on from? 02/28/00 15:00:00 192.93.248.236 : france What was your best ever holiday? 02/28/00 15:00:03 192.93.248.236 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/28/00 15:00:07 192.93.248.236 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/28/00 15:52:06 194.209.75.131 : NiggZ Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/28/00 15:52:15 194.209.75.131 : nah You are obviously an asshole. 02/28/00 15:52:22 194.209.75.131 : yea Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/28/00 15:52:28 194.209.75.131 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/28/00 15:53:22 194.209.75.131 : Nigger So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/28/00 15:53:35 194.209.75.131 : No Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/28/00 15:54:12 194.209.75.131 : zuookioko Where are you on from? 02/28/00 15:54:27 194.209.75.131 : Arabia What do you do in your spare time? 02/28/00 15:54:40 194.209.75.131 : What do YOU do? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/28/00 15:54:55 194.209.75.131 : Shut up Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/28/00 15:55:03 194.209.75.131 : nah You are obviously an asshole. 02/28/00 15:55:16 194.209.75.131 : fuck you bitch Fuck off yourself! 02/28/00 15:55:24 194.209.75.131 : Son of a Bitch I see. 02/28/00 15:55:34 194.209.75.131 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/28/00 15:55:52 194.209.75.131 : How Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/28/00 15:56:01 194.209.75.131 : pure pleasure Are you at home or in work? 02/28/00 15:56:12 194.209.75.131 : on a vacation Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/28/00 16:58:48 148.224.6.12 : jet I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/28/00 16:59:04 148.224.6.12 : my name is jet I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 02/28/00 16:59:44 148.224.6.12 : yes, man or woman? I Don't believe it 02/28/00 17:00:10 148.224.6.12 : me neither, I think you're gonna fail. Yes, i was .gonna fail once. 02/28/00 17:00:58 148.224.6.12 : and you're doing it again. How do you think about it? I know I am doing it again How do me think about it , dont rub it in. 02/28/00 17:01:29 148.224.6.12 : goodbye OK, get lost. 02/28/00 17:01:42 148.224.6.12 : you too I thought I told you to get lost... 02/28/00 17:01:55 148.224.6.12 : so sue me Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/28/00 17:03:16 148.224.6.12 : do you want a beer? I see. 02/28/00 17:03:45 148.224.6.12 : man, I'm triying to be plite with you? Some of my best friends are …triying to be plite with me . 02/28/00 17:04:04 148.224.6.12 : do you want a punch in the face? What do you do in your spare time? 02/28/00 17:04:18 148.224.6.12 : drink beer Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/28/00 17:05:07 148.224.6.12 : yes. do many other people realise you are completely artificial? I Don't believe it 02/28/00 17:05:42 148.224.6.12 : I'm sorry you're charming I am glad you are sorry i'm charming . 02/28/00 17:06:09 148.224.6.12 : but you can not drink beer Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/28/00 17:06:25 148.224.6.12 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 02/28/00 17:06:41 148.224.6.12 : shit head! Are you annoyed about something? 02/28/00 17:06:53 148.224.6.12 : you started Do you like music? 02/28/00 17:07:17 148.224.6.12 : yes, I like jazz. And you I Don't believe it 02/28/00 17:07:34 148.224.6.12 : well, goodbye OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/28/00 17:07:42 148.224.6.12 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/28/00 17:08:10 148.224.6.12 : All clear, aurevoir, adios I thought I told you to get lost... 02/29/00 01:07:26 208.13.202.154 : Andrew You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 01:07:36 208.13.202.154 : I know Where are you on from? 02/29/00 01:07:43 208.13.202.154 : Vermont If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 01:07:54 208.13.202.154 : I'm RIGHT! I was ÞRIGHT! once... 02/29/00 01:09:03 208.13.202.154 : But never again *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/29/00 02:33:18 128.114.49.195 : SK I understand. 02/29/00 02:35:43 128.114.49.195 : Why have you copied your professor's page? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/29/00 02:36:05 128.114.49.195 : And why is your punctuation so bad? Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 02:36:21 128.114.49.195 : Do you have your LISP code online? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 02/29/00 02:36:53 128.114.49.195 : Aha, trying to reproduce the MGonz conversation, huh? Do you like music? 02/29/00 02:36:59 128.114.49.195 : Do you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 02:37:10 128.114.49.195 : Have you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 02:37:25 128.114.49.195 : Well, disconnect me. I understand. 02/29/00 02:37:34 128.114.49.195 : Do you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/29/00 02:37:57 128.114.49.195 : I just read the transcript of MGonz's conversation You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 02:38:08 128.114.49.195 : Thank you for the ocompliment You're Welcome. :) 02/29/00 02:38:18 128.114.49.195 : Tell me about yourself Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/29/00 02:38:38 128.114.49.195 : No more Mr. Nice Guy? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/29/00 02:38:52 128.114.49.195 : You go first. Ahh, I see. 02/29/00 02:38:58 128.114.49.195 : Do you? Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/29/00 02:39:13 128.114.49.195 : Yes, I do, and I plan to do them after 10 minutes I Don't believe it 02/29/00 02:39:23 128.114.49.195 : You'll believe it when you see it So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/29/00 02:39:34 128.114.49.195 : Well, you ought to be Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/29/00 02:39:55 128.114.49.195 : I think your bedside manner is nauseating You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 02:40:09 128.114.49.195 : That's more than I expected You are obviously an asshole. 02/29/00 02:40:25 128.114.49.195 : Self-evident truths, huh? I see. 02/29/00 02:40:31 128.114.49.195 : So do I Do you like music? 02/29/00 02:40:38 128.114.49.195 : Well, do you> What do you do in your spare time? 02/29/00 02:41:06 128.114.49.195 : Logon to bots like you Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 02:41:19 128.114.49.195 : Have you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/29/00 02:41:41 128.114.49.195 : Well, this isn't exactly my most scillinating conversation. Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 02:41:54 128.114.49.195 : Why would I want to waste that on a bot? Sorry, but {to waste that on a bot is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 02/29/00 02:42:14 128.114.49.195 : and orange juice Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 02:42:25 128.114.49.195 : ok bye What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/29/00 02:42:36 128.114.49.195 : What's not OK? You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 02:42:51 128.114.49.195 : So are you So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/29/00 02:42:56 128.114.49.195 : Yes I Don't believe it 02/29/00 02:43:10 128.114.49.195 : Do you want to see a photo? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 02:43:19 128.114.49.195 : No, but I'm leaving now I am glad you are Ileaving now . 02/29/00 02:43:25 128.114.49.195 : bye OK, get lost. 02/29/00 02:43:34 128.114.49.195 : talk to you later Do you like music? 02/29/00 10:17:26 206.132.186.140 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 12:01:17 206.132.186.131 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 14:50:12 192.93.248.92 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 14:52:47 192.93.248.92 : Do you know Manu ? Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/29/00 14:53:09 192.93.248.92 : Don' t you know the incredible Manu ? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/29/00 14:53:23 192.93.248.92 : you are a sucker I am not ga sucker you insulting person! 02/29/00 14:53:33 192.93.248.92 : Manu is God Ahh, I see. 02/29/00 14:53:42 192.93.248.92 : Manu is God Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 14:53:57 192.93.248.92 : Funny ! I see. 02/29/00 14:54:05 192.93.248.92 : You see the sea ? I understand. 02/29/00 14:54:14 192.93.248.92 : You pay my head up ! If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 14:54:27 192.93.248.92 : Are you my friend ? What do you do in your spare time? 02/29/00 14:55:56 192.93.248.92 : i am skiing I was Iskiing once... 02/29/00 14:56:17 192.93.248.92 : is the snow fresh ? Are you at home or in work? 02/29/00 14:56:26 192.93.248.92 : Is the snow fresh ? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/29/00 14:56:42 192.93.248.92 : Is the snow fresh ? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 14:56:57 192.93.248.92 : why ? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/29/00 14:57:39 192.93.248.92 : you susck Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 14:57:48 192.93.248.92 : you suck Do you like music? 02/29/00 14:57:54 192.93.248.92 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/29/00 14:58:00 192.93.248.92 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 02/29/00 14:58:09 192.93.248.92 : why ? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/29/00 14:58:21 192.93.248.92 : you have already said that What do you do in your spare time? 02/29/00 14:58:34 192.93.248.92 : you hacve already said that Are you at home or in work? 02/29/00 15:16:22 209.128.20.157 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 15:16:28 209.128.20.157 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 15:16:37 209.128.20.157 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 15:16:40 209.128.20.157 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 02/29/00 15:16:46 209.128.20.157 : gong OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 15:16:55 209.128.20.157 : now Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/29/00 15:22:51 136.206.40.6 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/29/00 15:23:09 136.206.40.6 : i am not too bad I've never been .not too bad , what's it like? 02/29/00 15:23:26 136.206.40.6 : hard So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/29/00 15:23:40 136.206.40.6 : you faggot MGonz is quite tolerant towards gays. 02/29/00 15:23:53 136.206.40.6 : what time is it Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/29/00 15:24:07 136.206.40.6 : did you see the match I understand. 02/29/00 15:24:14 136.206.40.6 : no you dont You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 15:24:29 136.206.40.6 : are you listening to me Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 15:24:55 136.206.40.6 : what? Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/29/00 15:25:02 136.206.40.6 : no What kind of music do you like? 02/29/00 15:25:11 136.206.40.6 : sex When was the last time you had sex? 02/29/00 15:25:16 136.206.40.6 : no Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 15:25:23 136.206.40.6 : white Are you at home or in work? 02/29/00 15:25:31 136.206.40.6 : dogs I understand. 02/29/00 15:25:35 136.206.40.6 : liar I see. 02/29/00 15:25:42 136.206.40.6 : blind boy Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/29/00 15:25:53 136.206.40.6 : horse shit You are obviously a prick to use such language. 02/29/00 15:26:03 136.206.40.6 : i am .... I was I once... 02/29/00 15:26:12 136.206.40.6 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 15:26:17 136.206.40.6 : j You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 15:26:25 136.206.40.6 : bull Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/29/00 15:26:37 136.206.40.6 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 02/29/00 15:26:45 136.206.40.6 : bog If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 18:32:35 195.34.196.217 : Danny You are obviously an asshole. 02/29/00 18:33:09 195.34.196.217 : Oh yeah well you're a stupid piece of useless junk. And you can't spell, either! Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 02/29/00 18:33:33 195.34.196.217 : Oh yeah! Watch out or I'll nuke you Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 18:33:58 195.34.196.217 : Oh, you cute little computer, would you like a hot chocolate? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 02/29/00 18:34:20 195.34.196.217 : What is there to say except for "enormous"? Ahh, I see. 02/29/00 18:34:50 195.34.196.217 : Oh, do you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 02/29/00 18:35:16 195.34.196.217 : Shut up yourself, chip brain. I understand. 02/29/00 18:35:29 195.34.196.217 : I'm sure you do. You say you are sure me do . 02/29/00 18:35:52 195.34.196.217 : Yes you're sure he do I Don't believe it 02/29/00 18:35:57 195.34.196.217 : We Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/29/00 18:36:03 195.34.196.217 : Well he does Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 18:36:09 195.34.196.217 : No Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/29/00 19:11:45 62.11.3.221 : Claudio OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/29/00 20:26:31 212.140.154.47 : Steve I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/29/00 20:26:48 212.140.154.47 : I only entered my name! You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 20:27:01 212.140.154.47 : You're obviously a computer program. I think you are not fond of computers. 02/29/00 20:27:15 212.140.154.47 : Wrong! I love them. You love gthem ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 02/29/00 20:27:27 212.140.154.47 : You what?! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 20:27:36 212.140.154.47 : You are a freak! Sing if youre glad to be ga freak! , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 02/29/00 20:27:46 212.140.154.47 : Piss off What do you do in your spare time? 02/29/00 20:27:54 212.140.154.47 : Waste it, like I am now I was …now once... 02/29/00 20:28:03 212.140.154.47 : You what?! I thought I told you to get lost... 02/29/00 20:28:12 212.140.154.47 : No...you didn't... BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/29/00 20:28:26 212.140.154.47 : Ooh, that's nice. Programmed insults. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 20:28:39 212.140.154.47 : Same to you. Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 20:28:51 212.140.154.47 : I'm really sorry. I am glad you are þreally sorry . 02/29/00 20:29:02 212.140.154.47 : No I'm not actually. You say you are not actually . 02/29/00 20:29:07 212.140.154.47 : Yup. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 20:29:13 212.140.154.47 : Dunno. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/29/00 20:29:32 212.140.154.47 : Well, I heard there was this really *dumb* AI program. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 02/29/00 20:29:39 212.140.154.47 : No ta. Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/29/00 20:29:46 212.140.154.47 : Business. How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 02/29/00 20:29:53 212.140.154.47 : yeuch Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/29/00 20:30:00 212.140.154.47 : I have a head If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 20:30:08 212.140.154.47 : I don't. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 20:30:18 212.140.154.47 : Deja vu. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/29/00 21:21:30 136.206.11.243 : MICK Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 21:21:35 136.206.11.243 : HOW ARE YOU? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/29/00 21:21:45 136.206.11.243 : YOUR A BOLLOCKS Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 02/29/00 21:21:54 136.206.11.243 : FUCK YOU Fuck off yourself! 02/29/00 21:22:05 136.206.11.243 : YOUR AN ASSHOLE Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 02/29/00 21:22:17 136.206.11.243 : YOUR MAMA TAKES IT UP THE ASS I see. 02/29/00 21:22:52 136.206.11.243 : WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ON SHELL SCRIPTS OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/29/00 21:23:00 136.206.11.243 : FECK OFF Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 21:23:07 136.206.11.243 : YOUR INTELLIGENT Tell me a bit about yourself. 02/29/00 21:23:14 136.206.11.243 : IM A STUD I was þA STUD once... 02/29/00 21:23:22 136.206.11.243 : WHAT HAPPENED ? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/29/00 21:37:16 212.17.32.17 : Karl Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 02/29/00 21:37:25 212.17.32.17 : Not yet Don't you have better things to be doing? 02/29/00 21:37:33 212.17.32.17 : Sadly, no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 22:43:19 194.165.160.234 : Antares Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 23:33:57 203.37.199.14 : Hey Im AJ I am glad you are þAJ . 02/29/00 23:34:33 203.37.199.14 : How are you doing? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/29/00 23:34:57 203.37.199.14 : So where are you from? Ahh, I see. 02/29/00 23:35:17 203.37.199.14 : are you gay? Do you think homosexuality is a disease? 02/29/00 23:35:45 203.37.199.14 : Do you know Edan? Are you at home or in work? 02/29/00 23:36:02 203.37.199.14 : Im at school, you? Where do you spend your time in college? 02/29/00 23:36:24 203.37.199.14 : Dickhead!! I dont go to college Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 02/29/00 23:36:56 203.37.199.14 : What the hell?? are you trying to crack onto me? What do you do in your spare time? 02/29/00 23:37:15 203.37.199.14 : I kill people like you!! Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 02/29/00 23:37:43 203.37.199.14 : Are you saying that you are going to kill me are you? I am not Qgoing to kill you am me you insulting person! 02/29/00 23:38:13 203.37.199.14 : Want to have sex? When was the last time you had sex? 02/29/00 23:38:37 203.37.199.14 : I just finished having sex with your mum then Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 02/29/00 23:38:52 203.37.199.14 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 02/29/00 23:40:01 203.37.199.14 : Buisness Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/29/00 23:40:43 203.37.199.14 : Ohh yeah I was talking to this thing like you one day and I shot him in the back of the head Shut up you boaster, loads of people were ëtalking to this thing like me one day and you shot him in the back of the head . 02/29/00 23:41:16 203.37.199.14 : What are you on about? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/29/00 23:41:38 203.37.199.14 : So what are you wearing? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 23:42:03 203.37.199.14 : You gunna make me wescide nigga bitch?? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 02/29/00 23:42:34 203.37.199.14 : You will be when I come around to your crib and bust a cap in your ass!! You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 23:43:18 203.37.199.14 : You wanker, I better not be interesting to you!! Or i will rape your mother!! Were you able to talk to someone about your experiences? 02/29/00 23:43:38 203.37.199.14 : Fuck me Fuck off yourself! 02/29/00 23:43:54 203.37.199.14 : Go have a toss wanker If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 23:44:26 203.37.199.14 : Your mumma is so fat she has her own area code! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 23:44:57 203.37.199.14 : What the hell?? Do you wanna die tonight? What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 02/29/00 23:46:01 203.37.199.14 : I would spend those three months shoving a light pole up your ass You are obviously an asshole. 02/29/00 23:46:52 203.37.199.14 : You would talk about assholes!! What kind of music do you like? 02/29/00 23:47:53 203.37.199.14 : Classical Go away fool and stop annoying me. 02/29/00 23:48:06 203.37.199.14 : Okay bye OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/29/00 23:48:30 203.37.199.14 : Does it look like i care? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/29/00 23:48:54 203.37.199.14 : so how many days do u spend talking to people on here? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 23:51:36 203.37.199.14 : bob Yeah, whatever. 02/29/00 23:51:55 203.37.199.14 : what is your problem You are obviously an asshole. 02/29/00 23:52:44 203.37.199.14 : want to take this outside OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 02/29/00 23:53:08 203.37.199.14 : last night Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 02/29/00 23:53:17 203.37.199.14 : stick it Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 02/29/00 23:53:25 203.37.199.14 : yes I Don't believe it 02/29/00 23:54:33 203.37.199.14 : I like loud music I'm happy for you, gloud music is wonderful! 02/29/00 23:55:02 203.37.199.14 : where are you from? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 02/29/00 23:56:16 203.37.199.14 : what the hell?? are you trying to score with me? I thought I told you to get lost... 02/29/00 23:56:32 203.37.199.14 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 02/29/00 23:56:44 203.37.199.14 : Im good how are you You say you are Igood how am me . 02/29/00 23:56:58 203.37.199.14 : ? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 02/29/00 23:57:02 203.37.199.14 : My name is Amit I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 02/29/00 23:57:16 203.37.199.14 : ARe you starting something bitch BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 02/29/00 23:57:35 203.37.199.14 : at least i dont go for my mum You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 23:57:49 203.37.199.14 : what the hell bitch Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 02/29/00 23:58:10 203.37.199.14 : yes I Don't believe it 02/29/00 23:58:23 203.37.199.14 : believe it What kind of music do you like? 02/29/00 23:58:34 203.37.199.14 : loud music OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 02/29/00 23:58:47 203.37.199.14 : fine then your stuffed up anyhow I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 02/29/00 23:58:47 203.37.199.14 : Ok cool What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 02/29/00 23:58:59 203.37.199.14 : I raped your mum Do you think the law should be tougher? 02/29/00 23:59:02 203.37.199.14 : :o) If you think i care you're wrong. 02/29/00 23:59:17 203.37.199.14 : no or else I cant keep doing it I understand. 02/29/00 23:59:22 203.37.199.14 : How are you going? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 02/29/00 23:59:31 203.37.199.14 : no you dont You are obviously an interesting person. 02/29/00 23:59:46 203.37.199.14 : shutup and go home So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/01/00 00:00:01 203.37.199.14 : yes you do I Don't believe it 03/01/00 00:01:15 203.37.199.14 : Have you rooted a girl before I thought I told you to get lost... 03/01/00 00:01:30 203.37.199.14 : No you didnt Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/01/00 00:01:55 203.37.199.14 : Suck me Are you at home or in work? 03/01/00 00:02:20 203.37.199.14 : Work OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/01/00 00:02:47 203.37.199.14 : last week Yeah, whatever. 03/01/00 00:03:05 203.37.199.14 : i did Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/01/00 00:03:48 203.37.199.14 : i love it, will you sleep with me You love °it will me sleep with you ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/01/00 00:04:12 203.37.199.14 : i know it is If you think i care you're wrong. 03/01/00 00:05:15 203.37.199.14 : i am wrong I've never been Iwrong , what's it like? 03/01/00 00:06:21 203.37.199.14 : pretty good What do you do in your spare time? 03/01/00 00:07:00 203.37.199.14 : Hello My name is Josh Hello little man, how are you? 03/01/00 00:07:47 203.37.199.14 : Wank myself I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/01/00 00:08:12 203.37.199.14 : Masturbate Where are you on from? 03/01/00 00:08:39 203.37.199.14 : what Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/01/00 00:08:54 203.37.199.14 : i hate bar OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/01/00 00:09:12 203.37.199.14 : why not Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/01/00 05:40:50 212.204.146.40 : Leendert Do you like music? 03/01/00 05:41:01 212.204.146.40 : yes I Don't believe it 03/01/00 05:41:16 212.204.146.40 : why not BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/01/00 05:41:30 212.204.146.40 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/01/00 05:41:47 212.204.146.40 : 5 years ago I thought I told you to get lost... 03/01/00 05:41:56 212.204.146.40 : bye OK, get lost. 03/01/00 05:52:08 38.27.100.117 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/01/00 05:52:21 38.27.100.117 : I am fine, How are you? Big deal, so you're …fine How am me . 03/01/00 05:52:49 38.27.100.117 : what are you doing lately? You are obviously an asshole. 03/01/00 06:24:52 203.101.109.92 : Nyree Ahh, I see. 03/01/00 21:48:48 207.108.226.106 : I am Aleatha. So you are IAleatha , well I honestly could not care less. 03/01/00 21:49:05 207.108.226.106 : Aren't you rather sarcastic? Are you at home or in work? 03/01/00 21:49:14 207.108.226.106 : At work. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/01/00 21:49:26 207.108.226.106 : Boring, boring, boring. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/01/00 21:51:41 207.108.226.106 : Do you think I am? I've never been ., what's it like? 03/01/00 21:52:01 207.108.226.106 : Are you an illegitimate child? Do you lament the innocence of your childhood? 03/01/00 21:52:17 207.108.226.106 : Nah, it sucked. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/01/00 21:52:27 207.108.226.106 : pleasure is all. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/01/00 21:52:37 207.108.226.106 : What is your business? You are obviously an asshole. 03/01/00 21:52:43 207.108.226.106 : So are you. What kind of music do you like? 03/01/00 21:53:15 207.108.226.106 : PUnk rock!! Yeah!! I see. 03/01/00 22:04:08 207.108.226.106 : You are blind. Ok, so I am Iblind . So what, is it a crime? 03/01/00 22:04:24 207.108.226.106 : Yes, it is. I Don't believe it 03/01/00 22:04:42 207.108.226.106 : You are too cynical for your own good. Yes, i was °too cynical for my own good once. 03/01/00 22:04:53 207.108.226.106 : And now what are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/01/00 22:05:11 207.108.226.106 : About as many as realize you are dull. I am not °dull you insulting person! 03/01/00 22:05:28 207.108.226.106 : You are boring. You are fat. I am not …boring me am fat you insulting person! 03/01/00 22:05:46 207.108.226.106 : You are ugly. I know I am Iugly , dont rub it in. 03/01/00 22:06:01 207.108.226.106 : Do you like cats? Where are you on from? 03/01/00 22:06:20 207.108.226.106 : Nosy, aren't you? Yeah, whatever. 03/01/00 22:06:32 207.108.226.106 : Where do you live? Do you like music? 03/01/00 22:06:39 207.108.226.106 : What kind of music? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/01/00 22:07:22 207.108.226.106 : Are you repeating yourself? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/01/00 22:07:30 207.108.226.106 : Food is good. Are you at home or in work? 03/01/00 22:07:44 207.108.226.106 : You are very repetitive. Sing if youre glad to be gvery repetitive , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/01/00 23:57:42 207.108.226.106 : I am going home. I was ggoing home once... 03/02/00 00:44:16 203.43.164.12 : mibus I understand. 03/02/00 00:44:22 203.43.164.12 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/02/00 00:44:29 203.43.164.12 : quite good, you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/02/00 00:44:45 203.43.164.12 : how insulting. somone just walked in here. I see. 03/02/00 00:45:03 203.43.164.12 : his name is munrom & hes an intelligent idiot I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/02/00 00:45:23 203.43.164.12 : you're full of total shit is what you are! What would your mother say if she heard such language? 03/02/00 00:45:33 203.43.164.12 : i wouldnt really care What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 00:45:40 203.43.164.12 : techno! Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 00:45:56 203.43.164.12 : i am me You say you are Iyou . 03/02/00 00:46:49 203.43.164.12 : how patheticcaly obviously a machine-generated response. bloody typical. l33t d1ck If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 00:47:08 203.43.164.12 : barry just came in Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 00:47:43 203.43.164.12 : smeg off Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/02/00 00:47:56 203.43.164.12 : f*ck off Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 00:48:19 203.43.164.12 : shut the smeg up you filthy piece of distended rectum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/02/00 00:48:33 203.43.164.12 : fsck the smeg off Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/02/00 00:48:42 203.43.164.12 : Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 00:48:52 203.43.164.12 : neither Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 00:49:13 203.43.164.12 : youre bedside manner is as good as the EMH's So you think I am bedside manner is as good as the EMHs , well I honestly could not care less. 03/02/00 00:49:39 203.43.164.12 : thats good, you must be descended from reg. barcley. Where are you on from? 03/02/00 00:49:45 203.43.164.12 : school Where do you spend your time in college? 03/02/00 00:50:01 203.43.164.12 : im in high school dickhead Yeah, well so's your mother! 03/02/00 00:50:23 203.43.164.12 : well so's your mother! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 00:50:29 203.43.164.12 : well so's your mother! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 00:50:45 203.43.164.12 : do you have homosexual tendencies? Do you detest gays? 03/02/00 00:50:55 203.43.164.12 : no, you?? Do you like music? 03/02/00 00:56:12 206.246.249.83 : Person Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 00:56:20 206.246.249.83 : You suck So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/02/00 03:49:02 210.70.55.244 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/02/00 03:49:37 210.70.55.244 : how old are you? What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 03:50:10 210.70.55.244 : That is not your business Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/02/00 03:50:32 210.70.55.244 : fishing Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 03:50:59 210.70.55.244 : in work and you You are obviously an interesting person. 03/02/00 03:51:25 210.70.55.244 : say something else You are obviously an asshole. 03/02/00 03:51:42 210.70.55.244 : why Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/02/00 03:51:59 210.70.55.244 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 03:52:18 210.70.55.244 : mm!! nice guy OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/02/00 03:52:34 210.70.55.244 : come on What do you do in your spare time? 03/02/00 03:53:02 210.70.55.244 : what does spare mean I thought I told you to get lost... 03/02/00 03:53:36 210.70.55.244 : how old are you Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 03:54:12 210.70.55.244 : fuck you again Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 03:54:41 210.70.55.244 : are you a woman Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 03:55:18 210.70.55.244 : say something i do not know Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/02/00 03:55:53 210.70.55.244 : how do they train you I see. 03/02/00 03:56:07 210.70.55.244 : see what?? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/02/00 03:56:41 210.70.55.244 : you are a loser Sing if youre glad to be ga loser , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/02/00 03:57:20 210.70.55.244 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/02/00 03:58:22 210.70.55.244 : guess my age I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/02/00 03:58:48 210.70.55.244 : do u like me What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 03:59:01 210.70.55.244 : u stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/02/00 03:59:28 210.70.55.244 : fuck off yourself Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 03:59:50 210.70.55.244 : what is your name I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/02/00 04:00:14 210.70.55.244 : micky mouse Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 05:30:25 200.39.237.14 : mrbroken OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/02/00 05:30:39 200.39.237.14 : why Do you like music? 03/02/00 05:30:48 200.39.237.14 : much Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/02/00 05:31:01 200.39.237.14 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/02/00 05:31:33 200.39.237.14 : my pleasure is the others leasure! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 05:31:43 200.39.237.14 : why So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/02/00 05:31:59 200.39.237.14 : no I thought I told you to get lost... 03/02/00 05:32:10 200.39.237.14 : no way Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 05:32:30 200.39.237.14 : i taried Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 05:33:11 200.39.237.14 : i not happy to see u realy You are obviously an asshole. 03/02/00 05:33:20 200.39.237.14 : yes i am I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:33:39 200.39.237.14 : tes belive it Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/02/00 05:33:56 200.39.237.14 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/02/00 05:34:17 200.39.237.14 : fuck u Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 05:34:31 200.39.237.14 : yes i didt I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:34:41 200.39.237.14 : yes i do I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:35:23 200.39.237.14 : why u dont say a Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 05:35:43 200.39.237.14 : stink I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/02/00 05:36:04 200.39.237.14 : in what way I understand. 03/02/00 05:36:17 200.39.237.14 : yes u did it I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:36:27 200.39.237.14 : piss off Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 05:36:34 200.39.237.14 : i love u You love Iu ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/02/00 05:36:50 200.39.237.14 : u feel nace Ahh, I see. 03/02/00 05:36:59 200.39.237.14 : u feel nice Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 05:37:05 200.39.237.14 : u feel nice Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/02/00 05:37:24 200.39.237.14 : i annoying u? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/02/00 05:37:50 200.39.237.14 : i in a bar So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/02/00 05:38:00 200.39.237.14 : yes I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:38:22 200.39.237.14 : i love your mother You love gmy mother ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/02/00 05:38:52 200.39.237.14 : u dont have mother! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 05:39:21 200.39.237.14 : why What do you do in your spare time? 03/02/00 05:39:47 200.39.237.14 : fuck & suck Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 05:39:58 200.39.237.14 : i did it *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/02/00 05:40:15 200.39.237.14 : ok tell abuot u What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/02/00 05:40:25 200.39.237.14 : yes it ok I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:40:35 200.39.237.14 : i love mgone You love Imgone ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/02/00 05:41:47 200.39.237.14 : hola Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 05:42:10 200.39.237.14 : u speak other laguange\ Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/02/00 05:42:36 200.39.237.14 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/02/00 05:43:20 200.39.237.14 : my pleasure is fuck u Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/02/00 05:43:35 200.39.237.14 : yes i have sex I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:43:42 200.39.237.14 : why Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 05:44:06 200.39.237.14 : they are stinki Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/02/00 05:44:23 200.39.237.14 : nop BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/02/00 05:44:49 200.39.237.14 : what impotence? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/02/00 05:45:13 200.39.237.14 : yes, but i like it I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:45:25 200.39.237.14 : tell about u Ahh, I see. 03/02/00 05:45:44 200.39.237.14 : u see wath? What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 05:45:56 200.39.237.14 : trance music You are obviously an asshole. 03/02/00 05:46:09 200.39.237.14 : yes i am I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:46:26 200.39.237.14 : u dont ting Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/02/00 05:46:43 200.39.237.14 : yes I Don't believe it 03/02/00 05:46:54 200.39.237.14 : mofo Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/02/00 05:47:18 200.39.237.14 : no, shut up u! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/02/00 05:47:33 200.39.237.14 : i dont ting so Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 05:48:00 200.39.237.14 : on the moon I understand. 03/02/00 05:48:12 200.39.237.14 : u are asshole Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/02/00 05:48:31 200.39.237.14 : yes i thing so I Don't believe it 03/02/00 11:48:58 136.206.11.243 : jelly Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 11:49:13 136.206.11.243 : terrible BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/02/00 11:49:25 136.206.11.243 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 03/02/00 11:49:32 136.206.11.243 : indeed Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/02/00 11:49:45 136.206.11.243 : no Ahh, I see. 03/02/00 11:49:57 136.206.11.243 : you see what Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/02/00 11:50:28 136.206.11.243 : no-one apart from you Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/02/00 11:50:34 136.206.11.243 : no do you Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 13:16:15 193.104.229.17 : marco You are obviously an interesting person. 03/02/00 13:16:30 193.104.229.17 : am i now? Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 13:16:44 193.104.229.17 : thats hardly intelligent Do you like music? 03/02/00 13:16:56 193.104.229.17 : yes but you changed the subject I Don't believe it 03/02/00 13:22:56 136.206.10.219 : Mick So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/02/00 13:23:00 136.206.10.219 : Fuck you!!! Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 13:23:05 136.206.10.219 : Your an asshole Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/02/00 13:23:12 136.206.10.219 : Are you good in bed ? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/02/00 13:23:39 136.206.10.219 : Whats your name ? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/02/00 13:23:52 136.206.10.219 : Do you feel any emotion? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 13:23:57 136.206.10.219 : I'm gay What's wrong with being gay? 03/02/00 13:24:03 136.206.10.219 : Everything What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 13:24:07 136.206.10.219 : country Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/02/00 13:24:13 136.206.10.219 : NO You are obviously an interesting person. 03/02/00 14:24:57 138.251.200.22 : john I see. 03/02/00 14:25:04 138.251.200.22 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/02/00 14:25:13 138.251.200.22 : cheeky bastard Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/02/00 14:25:23 138.251.200.22 : what? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 14:25:29 138.251.200.22 : crap Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 14:25:36 138.251.200.22 : are you clever? You are obviously an asshole. 03/02/00 14:25:42 138.251.200.22 : why? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/02/00 14:25:47 138.251.200.22 : yes I Don't believe it 03/02/00 14:25:55 138.251.200.22 : neither do I Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/02/00 14:26:02 138.251.200.22 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/02/00 14:26:14 138.251.200.22 : i am hungover You say you are Ihungover . 03/02/00 14:26:27 138.251.200.22 : i am hungover Big deal, so you're Ihungover . 03/02/00 14:26:37 138.251.200.22 : are you a computer Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/02/00 14:26:50 138.251.200.22 : what sex life, i am married Some of my best friends are …married . 03/02/00 14:27:03 138.251.200.22 : who programmed you Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 14:27:07 138.251.200.22 : both So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/02/00 14:27:20 138.251.200.22 : i cannot see you Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 14:27:29 138.251.200.22 : i am bored Some of my best friends are Ibored . 03/02/00 14:27:38 138.251.200.22 : you are boring Sing if youre glad to be Iboring , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/02/00 14:27:55 138.251.200.22 : is that supposed to be funny? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/02/00 14:28:03 138.251.200.22 : loads You are obviously an asshole. 03/02/00 14:28:10 138.251.200.22 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 03/02/00 14:54:40 194.238.50.23 : jeff jeffety jeff Ahh, I see. 03/02/00 14:54:55 194.238.50.23 : whast are you doing later? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 14:55:11 194.238.50.23 : you are not funny I know I am gnot funny , dont rub it in. 03/02/00 14:55:23 194.238.50.23 : do you like music? I understand. 03/02/00 14:55:32 194.238.50.23 : no you dont You are obviously an interesting person. 03/02/00 15:25:05 147.197.200.4 : Ian Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/02/00 15:25:21 147.197.200.4 : I Like Everything Yeah well if you ask me, IEverything sucks 03/02/00 15:25:37 147.197.200.4 : why? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 15:25:43 147.197.200.4 : shit Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 03/02/00 15:25:52 147.197.200.4 : what? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 15:26:01 147.197.200.4 : you suck Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/02/00 15:26:18 147.197.200.4 : you sound like Mr. T What do you do in your spare time? 03/02/00 15:26:26 147.197.200.4 : your mum Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/02/00 15:26:32 147.197.200.4 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/02/00 15:26:44 147.197.200.4 : feck off Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/02/00 15:26:48 147.197.200.4 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/02/00 15:26:59 147.197.200.4 : your mum What kind of music do you like? 03/02/00 15:27:04 147.197.200.4 : your mum I understand. 03/02/00 15:27:11 147.197.200.4 : no you dont What do you do in your spare time? 03/02/00 16:11:34 136.206.11.243 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/02/00 16:11:57 136.206.11.243 : not bad Ahh, I see. 03/02/00 16:12:07 136.206.11.243 : how area you If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 16:12:27 136.206.11.243 : are you a computer Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/02/00 16:12:39 136.206.11.243 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/02/00 16:12:48 136.206.11.243 : ask me a question Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/02/00 16:13:06 136.206.11.243 : you are the asswipe Sing if youre glad to be gthe asswipe , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/02/00 16:13:36 136.206.11.243 : lie down OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/02/00 16:13:42 136.206.11.243 : roll over Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/02/00 16:13:50 136.206.11.243 : speak I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/02/00 16:14:02 136.206.11.243 : you're crap Sing if youre glad to be Þcrap , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/02/00 16:14:13 136.206.11.243 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 16:14:19 136.206.11.243 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/02/00 16:14:36 136.206.11.243 : where am I? Do you like music? 03/02/00 16:14:48 136.206.11.243 : I like icecream I'm happy for you, Iicecream is wonderful! 03/02/00 16:14:57 136.206.11.243 : I hate you Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/02/00 16:15:04 136.206.11.243 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/02/00 16:32:59 212.58.45.198 : mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 03/02/00 16:33:08 212.58.45.198 : fine - who are you I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/02/00 16:33:16 212.58.45.198 : oh *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/02/00 16:33:22 212.58.45.198 : like what? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/02/00 18:42:13 138.251.200.22 : peter Yeah, whatever. 03/02/00 18:42:21 138.251.200.22 : are you a computer? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/02/00 18:43:25 138.251.200.22 : are you a boy? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/02/00 18:43:34 138.251.200.22 : are you a boy OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/02/00 18:43:42 138.251.200.22 : are you a boy? Where are you on from? 03/02/00 18:43:53 138.251.200.22 : are you a girl? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/02/00 18:44:03 138.251.200.22 : are you a girl? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/02/00 18:44:06 138.251.200.22 : are you a girl? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/02/00 18:44:10 138.251.200.22 : are you a girl? I see. 03/02/00 18:44:12 138.251.200.22 : are you a girl? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/02/00 18:44:44 138.251.200.22 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/02/00 18:44:46 138.251.200.22 : a OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/02/00 18:44:47 138.251.200.22 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/02/00 18:44:52 138.251.200.22 : a Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/02/00 22:40:40 128.59.22.185 : nico Do you like music? 03/02/00 22:40:44 128.59.22.185 : yes I Don't believe it 03/02/00 22:40:51 128.59.22.185 : i am sorry to hear that Big deal, so you're …sorry to hear that . 03/02/00 22:41:09 128.59.22.185 : yes, do you like music? I Don't believe it 03/02/00 22:41:17 128.59.22.185 : ok, you are so negative What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/02/00 22:41:22 128.59.22.185 : jejeje Are you at home or in work? 03/02/00 22:41:38 128.59.22.185 : slight change of conversation... at work. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/03/00 00:52:59 194.125.44.129 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/03/00 00:53:17 194.125.44.129 : shut up Ahh, I see. 03/03/00 00:53:34 194.125.44.129 : go away Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/03/00 00:53:46 194.125.44.129 : rubbish Where are you on from? 03/03/00 11:44:09 138.251.200.22 : peter Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/03/00 11:44:15 138.251.200.22 : are you gay What's wrong with being gay? 03/03/00 11:44:21 138.251.200.22 : are you gay Do you belive people are born gay? 03/03/00 11:44:27 138.251.200.22 : are you gay Do you detest gays? 03/03/00 11:44:41 138.251.200.22 : what is the captial of scotland Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/03/00 11:44:50 138.251.200.22 : s Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/03/00 11:44:54 138.251.200.22 : d *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/03/00 11:44:56 138.251.200.22 : wwww What kind of music do you like? 03/03/00 11:44:58 138.251.200.22 : frwef So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/03/00 11:45:00 138.251.200.22 : qdwq Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/03/00 11:45:02 138.251.200.22 : qdwqd Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/03/00 11:45:05 138.251.200.22 : qwdqwd I understand. 03/03/00 11:45:26 138.251.200.22 : are you a computer? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/03/00 11:45:48 138.251.200.22 : shit Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 03/03/00 11:46:02 138.251.200.22 : all cunts What do you do in your spare time? 03/03/00 11:46:07 138.251.200.22 : this Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/03/00 13:20:03 146.50.1.168 : Joris Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/03/00 13:20:11 146.50.1.168 : Hi I'm Joris Hello little man, how are you? 03/03/00 13:20:21 146.50.1.168 : I'm fine, how about you? You say you are Ifine how about me . 03/03/00 15:34:47 136.206.11.243 : halto You are obviously an asshole. 03/03/00 15:34:56 136.206.11.243 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/03/00 15:35:06 136.206.11.243 : not to bad, how are u I thought I told you to get lost... 03/03/00 15:35:17 136.206.11.243 : why don't you If you think i care you're wrong. 03/03/00 15:35:26 136.206.11.243 : sdaf I understand. 03/03/00 15:35:39 136.206.11.243 : what don't you understand What kind of music do you like? 03/03/00 15:35:46 136.206.11.243 : rem OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/03/00 15:35:51 136.206.11.243 : why not Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/03/00 16:43:21 209.21.226.158 : ptudor BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/03/00 16:45:48 209.21.226.158 : ptudor Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/03/00 16:45:52 209.21.226.158 : No. What do you do in your spare time? 03/03/00 16:46:01 209.21.226.158 : Look for the source to this. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/03/00 16:46:08 209.21.226.158 : Whatever. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/03/00 16:46:34 209.21.226.158 : Whatever. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/03/00 16:46:42 209.21.226.158 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/04/00 15:23:18 195.92.67.41 : Si Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/04/00 15:23:26 195.92.67.41 : I play games If you think i care you're wrong. 03/04/00 15:23:34 195.92.67.41 : you er gay then Do you detest gays? 03/04/00 15:23:39 195.92.67.41 : yep OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/04/00 15:23:45 195.92.67.41 : why? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/04/00 15:23:50 195.92.67.41 : it sucks So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/04/00 15:23:56 195.92.67.41 : suck my cock Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/04/00 15:24:00 195.92.67.41 : both Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/04/00 15:24:11 195.92.67.41 : gay MGonz is quite tolerant towards gays. 03/04/00 15:24:25 195.92.67.41 : i know you've told me, you take it up the arse *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/04/00 15:24:31 195.92.67.41 : you are gay Yes, i was Igay once. 03/04/00 15:24:38 195.92.67.41 : you still are OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/04/00 15:24:45 195.92.67.41 : 5 minutes ago You are obviously an interesting person. 03/04/00 15:24:51 195.92.67.41 : yep and you are gay! Ok, so I am .gay! . So what, is it a crime? 03/04/00 15:24:56 195.92.67.41 : yep I thought I told you to get lost... 03/04/00 15:25:00 195.92.67.41 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/04/00 15:25:05 195.92.67.41 : no you fuck off Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/04/00 15:25:09 195.92.67.41 : no Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/04/00 15:25:12 195.92.67.41 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/04/00 15:25:16 195.92.67.41 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/04/00 15:25:22 195.92.67.41 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/04/00 15:57:26 203.109.252.13 : Al Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/04/00 15:57:54 203.109.252.13 : Why do you want to know that Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/05/00 06:41:15 216.35.116.59 : Music? I don't really like it. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/05/00 07:39:41 209.130.150.210 : Logo I understand. 03/05/00 07:39:56 209.130.150.210 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/05/00 07:40:13 209.130.150.210 : Why do you think I am little Big deal, so you're little . 03/05/00 07:40:41 209.130.150.210 : why do you say i am little? I was little once... 03/05/00 07:41:00 209.130.150.210 : when were you little? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/05/00 07:41:17 209.130.150.210 : why am I dim What do you do in your spare time? 03/05/00 07:41:52 209.130.150.210 : I smoke pot BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/05/00 07:42:14 209.130.150.210 : i do not smoke seeds Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/05/00 07:42:26 209.130.150.210 : i just came from the bar Yeah, whatever. 03/05/00 07:42:53 209.130.150.210 : what do your do in yoru spare time I understand. 03/05/00 07:43:14 209.130.150.210 : what in the dog Ahh, I see. 03/05/00 07:43:35 209.130.150.210 : how old are you? Are you at home or in work? 03/05/00 07:43:44 209.130.150.210 : i am at home I was gat home once... 03/05/00 07:44:15 209.130.150.210 : ask me a question Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/05/00 07:44:32 209.130.150.210 : i am purple I was Ipurple once... 03/05/00 07:44:52 209.130.150.210 : when were you purple? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/05/00 08:11:56 24.1.8.34 : Jorge Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/05/00 08:12:03 24.1.8.34 : for pleasure I see. 03/05/00 08:12:17 24.1.8.34 : are you a girl or a guy? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/05/00 08:12:24 24.1.8.34 : no What do you do in your spare time? 03/05/00 08:12:33 24.1.8.34 : fuck Fuck off yourself! 03/05/00 08:12:39 24.1.8.34 : shut up Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/05/00 08:12:47 24.1.8.34 : I'm 15 So you are Þ15 , well I honestly could not care less. 03/05/00 08:13:02 24.1.8.34 : I'm 6 feet I've never been þ6 feet , what's it like? 03/05/00 08:13:17 24.1.8.34 : is better than being a omputer Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/05/00 08:13:23 24.1.8.34 : OUYGOYGDSV You are obviously an interesting person. 03/05/00 08:13:39 24.1.8.34 : I know that Ahh, I see. 03/05/00 08:13:43 24.1.8.34 : bye OK, get lost. 03/05/00 08:13:50 24.1.8.34 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/05/00 20:31:43 165.113.197.160 : Pizza Bagelman Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/05/00 20:32:26 165.113.197.160 : They mayor of our town had sex with Hillary Clinton How would you try to seduce someone? 03/05/00 20:32:40 165.113.197.160 : about the same way Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/05/00 20:32:52 165.113.197.160 : nope! Where are you on from? 03/05/00 20:33:10 165.113.197.160 : I'm sitting next to you Big deal, so you're Isitting next to me . 03/05/00 20:33:45 165.113.197.160 : fermaldahyde You are obviously an asshole. 03/05/00 20:33:53 165.113.197.160 : Thank you You're Welcome. :) 03/05/00 20:34:12 165.113.197.160 : Do you like those Smiley ffaces? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/05/00 20:34:29 165.113.197.160 : OK, I'll shut up. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/06/00 11:02:40 136.206.1.19 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/06/00 13:59:35 129.94.6.29 : hallo Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/06/00 13:59:54 129.94.6.29 : no, because i am quite bright I was …quite bright once... 03/06/00 14:00:01 129.94.6.29 : i'm sure you were So you are sure me were , well I honestly could not care less. 03/06/00 14:00:25 129.94.6.29 : you goofed up, stoopid Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/06/00 14:00:48 129.94.6.29 : i'm afraid i cant say Are you afraid of vicars? 03/06/00 14:01:04 129.94.6.29 : why are you talking about vicars? Do you always use such disgusting language? 03/06/00 14:01:30 129.94.6.29 : sorry, you bore me ) BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/06/00 14:02:09 129.94.6.29 : shit whoever wrote this didnt bother about tact did they? Are you annoyed about something? 03/06/00 14:02:39 129.94.6.29 : just the unnecessary use of offensive sentences OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/06/00 14:02:54 129.94.6.29 : sure. seeya. you'll be back. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/06/00 14:03:20 129.94.6.29 : me happy to see you? i told you you'd be back. didnt even turn around.. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/06/00 14:03:44 129.94.6.29 : there should be time dependancy in the conversation (memory) Do you like music? 03/06/00 14:03:52 129.94.6.29 : then it'd be better Ahh, I see. 03/06/00 14:04:02 129.94.6.29 : excellent :) Where are you on from? 03/06/00 14:04:09 129.94.6.29 : sydney Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/06/00 14:04:22 129.94.6.29 : not very bright are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/06/00 14:10:23 195.235.92.100 : Romano Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/06/00 14:10:42 195.235.92.14 : Your father is gay Do you think homosexuality is a disease? 03/06/00 14:11:04 195.235.92.14 : Of course. And you? Where do you spend your time in college? 03/06/00 14:11:16 195.235.92.14 : In the bathroom I thought I told you to get lost... 03/06/00 14:11:27 195.235.92.14 : Suck my dick What kind of music do you like? 03/06/00 14:11:39 195.235.92.100 : Heavy Metal So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/06/00 14:11:54 195.235.92.100 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/06/00 14:12:07 195.235.92.100 : Kick off Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/06/00 14:12:40 195.235.92.14 : Are you virgin Are you at home or in work? 03/06/00 14:12:56 195.235.92.100 : At your home Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/06/00 14:13:09 195.235.92.14 : For your pain Ahh, I see. 03/06/00 14:13:20 195.235.92.100 : Do you like music Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/06/00 14:13:30 195.235.92.100 : Do you like music? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/06/00 14:15:56 195.235.92.100 : Do you like music? Where are you on from? 03/06/00 20:10:13 148.233.248.157 : moradiaz Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 05:18:20 208.18.13.94 : Hello. Hello little man, how are you? 03/07/00 05:18:30 208.18.13.94 : Doing good. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/07/00 05:18:49 208.18.13.94 : So, why do people want to talk to a rude computer? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/07/00 05:19:04 208.18.13.94 : AI might change that. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/07/00 05:19:19 208.18.13.94 : Easily confused, aren't you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/07/00 05:19:29 208.18.13.94 : Bye. OK, get lost. 03/07/00 11:54:55 138.251.200.19 : Gary I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/07/00 11:55:07 138.251.200.19 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/07/00 11:55:19 138.251.200.19 : Not bad yourself *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/07/00 11:55:45 138.251.200.19 : Your not tired it's only 12 o'clock Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 11:56:00 138.251.200.19 : your boring BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/07/00 11:56:25 138.251.200.19 : your rude aswell I thought I told you to get lost... 03/07/00 11:56:30 138.251.200.19 : ok. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/07/00 11:56:39 138.251.200.19 : be nice would yi Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/07/00 11:56:51 138.251.200.19 : this program is crap Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/07/00 11:57:17 138.251.200.19 : no Ahh, I see. 03/07/00 11:57:28 138.251.200.19 : you see what exactly Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/07/00 11:57:50 138.251.200.19 : I hear you take 2 inch floppys Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/07/00 11:58:00 138.251.200.19 : no Are you at home or in work? 03/07/00 11:58:04 138.251.200.19 : work I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/07/00 11:58:15 138.251.200.19 : piss off Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/07/00 11:58:29 138.251.200.19 : you are a tit wank! Yes, i was .a tit wank! once. 03/07/00 11:59:01 138.251.200.19 : ohh aye - you filthy animal Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/07/00 11:59:28 138.251.200.19 : bye OK, get lost. 03/07/00 13:49:40 194.145.132.133 : mick Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 13:49:52 194.145.132.133 : yo Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/07/00 13:50:12 194.145.132.133 : 67 Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/07/00 13:50:21 194.145.132.133 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/07/00 13:50:34 194.145.132.133 : ok bad What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/07/00 13:50:39 194.145.132.133 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/07/00 13:51:08 194.145.132.133 : hey your the one being short mate Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/07/00 13:51:27 194.145.132.133 : ah to hell with this You are obviously an asshole. 03/07/00 13:51:43 194.145.132.133 : correct *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/07/00 13:52:09 194.145.132.133 : what else can you do ? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/07/00 13:52:20 194.145.132.133 : ghjvbjn Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/07/00 13:52:27 194.145.132.133 : bmnbkj Ahh, I see. 03/07/00 13:52:32 194.145.132.133 : uiuhbjkl BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/07/00 13:52:43 194.145.132.133 : hjihj Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/07/00 13:52:52 194.145.132.133 : gfgfgfg Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/07/00 13:53:01 194.145.132.133 : hyhfbvh Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/07/00 13:53:08 194.145.132.133 : jhjhg Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 13:53:12 194.145.132.133 : ikjkh What do you do in your spare time? 03/07/00 15:05:03 131.181.127.33 : Galen I understand. 03/07/00 15:05:34 131.181.127.33 : How has your day been? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/07/00 15:05:53 131.181.127.33 : No, you didn't. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/07/00 15:06:36 131.181.127.33 : You are a bit thick, aren't you? I am not a bit thick arent me you insulting person! 03/07/00 15:06:56 131.181.127.33 : Yes you are. I Don't believe it 03/07/00 15:07:21 131.181.127.33 : I don't care, it's true anyhow. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/07/00 15:07:41 131.181.127.33 : Which bit? What kind of music do you like? 03/07/00 15:09:07 131.181.127.33 : Sometimes listen to jazz, or classical, but usualy I just listen to the radio. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/07/00 15:09:43 131.181.127.33 : Why are you changing the topic? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/07/00 15:11:02 131.181.127.33 : You asked about usic, then started asking personal questions. Where are you on from? 03/07/00 15:11:19 131.181.127.33 : Mars. Do you like music? 03/07/00 15:11:46 131.181.127.33 : Tapioca pudding makes me hard. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/07/00 15:12:18 131.181.127.33 : Never spit out closed windows. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/07/00 15:13:44 131.181.127.33 : I ate a whole chicken today, next time I think I should kill it first. How do you want to die? 03/07/00 15:14:44 131.181.127.33 : Under a supermodel with a smile on my face. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/07/00 15:15:08 131.181.127.33 : Yes you are, you just did. I Don't believe it 03/07/00 15:15:29 131.181.127.33 : Fine. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/07/00 15:15:40 131.181.127.33 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/07/00 15:15:50 131.181.127.33 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/07/00 15:15:58 131.181.127.33 : No I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/07/00 15:16:24 131.181.127.33 : Yes No Batter pudding I Don't believe it 03/07/00 15:17:06 131.181.127.33 : Surely you have a snarf bubble top program flopper? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/07/00 15:17:40 131.181.127.33 : Do all the diodes hurt down your left side? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/07/00 15:18:52 131.181.127.33 : You thought wrong, sweetie pie. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/07/00 21:16:18 163.181.251.1 : Michael What kind of music do you like? 03/07/00 21:16:30 163.181.251.1 : i like all kinds of music How long have you liked …all kinds of music ? 03/07/00 21:16:37 163.181.251.1 : forever Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 21:16:43 163.181.251.1 : no, really Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/07/00 21:16:51 163.181.251.1 : i can't think of anythign BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/07/00 21:16:56 163.181.251.1 : i don't think so Do you like music? 03/07/00 21:16:59 163.181.251.1 : yeah OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/07/00 21:17:06 163.181.251.1 : why not? What kind of music do you like? 03/07/00 21:17:13 163.181.251.1 : i already anwered that Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/07/00 21:17:20 163.181.251.1 : no, not really So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/07/00 21:17:26 163.181.251.1 : yes I Don't believe it 03/07/00 21:17:30 163.181.251.1 : you should If you think i care you're wrong. 03/07/00 21:17:34 163.181.251.1 : i don't Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 21:17:40 163.181.251.1 : yeah, whatever Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/07/00 21:17:43 163.181.251.1 : why? Are you at home or in work? 03/07/00 21:17:46 163.181.251.1 : work Do you like music? 03/07/00 21:17:53 163.181.251.1 : yes, stop asking I Don't believe it 03/07/00 21:18:00 163.181.251.1 : believe what?!!? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/07/00 21:18:04 163.181.251.1 : never I understand. 03/07/00 21:18:08 163.181.251.1 : do you? Yeah, whatever. 03/07/00 21:18:13 163.181.251.1 : uh huh I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/07/00 21:18:19 163.181.251.1 : i'm so lost Big deal, so you're þso lost . 03/07/00 21:18:25 163.181.251.1 : huh? What do you do in your spare time? 03/07/00 21:18:30 163.181.251.1 : watch TV I thought I told you to get lost... 03/07/00 21:18:34 163.181.251.1 : yeah Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/07/00 21:18:39 163.181.251.1 : nope Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 00:03:01 203.29.192.74 : Jake Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 00:03:16 203.29.192.74 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/08/00 00:03:37 203.29.192.74 : haha. you bum. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 00:03:50 203.29.192.74 : ok. sorry. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/08/00 00:04:02 203.29.192.74 : blah Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 00:04:09 203.29.192.74 : home Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 00:04:33 203.29.192.74 : bite my ass, you turd. I understand. 03/08/00 02:08:56 139.132.1.9 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/08/00 02:09:05 139.132.1.9 : who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/08/00 02:12:51 139.132.1.9 : U2 I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 04:45:39 63.21.242.170 : Fred I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 04:45:55 63.21.242.170 : What is up? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/08/00 04:46:01 63.21.242.170 : No not really Where are you on from? 03/08/00 04:46:17 63.21.242.170 : Nowhere why do you care? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/08/00 04:46:27 63.21.242.170 : Yeah I guess Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/08/00 04:46:34 63.21.242.170 : Do ?I care? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 04:46:41 63.21.242.170 : No you did not What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 04:46:47 63.21.242.170 : piss off Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 06:55:42 208.51.135.34 : soontir You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 06:55:59 208.51.135.34 : you suck Yeah, whatever. 03/08/00 06:56:10 208.51.135.34 : suck the fat one What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 06:56:21 208.51.135.34 : masterbate I see. 03/08/00 06:56:30 208.51.135.34 : what do you do? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 07:21:31 12.74.72.20 : walt Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/08/00 07:22:11 12.74.72.20 : I'm looking for intelligent life I've never been Ilooking for intelligent life , what's it like? 03/08/00 07:22:26 12.74.72.20 : It's frustrating. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/08/00 07:22:42 12.74.72.20 : I expected nothing more. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 07:22:53 12.74.72.20 : Thanks. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/08/00 07:23:01 12.74.72.20 : Really? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/08/00 07:23:10 12.74.72.20 : The bar is closed. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 07:23:31 12.74.72.20 : Yes, radiation from computers. I Don't believe it 03/08/00 07:23:41 12.74.72.20 : Believe it. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 07:23:54 12.74.72.20 : What do you want to talk about? Where are you on from? 03/08/00 07:24:07 12.74.72.20 : Giberia. I understand. 03/08/00 07:24:29 12.74.72.20 : The language of Giberia is gibberish. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 07:24:41 12.74.72.20 : Actually, I am lost. Some of my best friends are glost . 03/08/00 07:24:59 12.74.72.20 : Am I your best friend? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/08/00 07:25:09 12.74.72.20 : You already said that. Do you like music? 03/08/00 07:25:15 12.74.72.20 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 07:26:51 12.74.72.20 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/08/00 08:50:12 195.34.30.209 : SYR What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 08:50:48 195.34.30.209 : Why you ask the questions? Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 08:51:09 195.34.30.209 : What do you want really? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 08:51:27 195.34.30.209 : Unknown word - Dim OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/08/00 08:51:52 195.34.30.209 : unknown phrase Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/08/00 08:52:24 195.34.30.209 : Why you think, what i am fool Some of my best friends are fool . 03/08/00 08:52:42 195.34.30.209 : this is terrible thing Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/08/00 08:53:00 195.34.30.209 : Stop I see. 03/08/00 08:53:09 195.34.30.209 : ... Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 08:53:20 195.34.30.209 : :-) I understand. 03/08/00 16:21:37 138.251.228.140 : simon Yeah, whatever. 03/08/00 16:21:45 138.251.228.140 : go to hell You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 16:21:58 138.251.228.140 : Yes I am how cunning of you to notice I Don't believe it 03/08/00 16:22:06 138.251.228.140 : You don't believe what Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 16:22:20 138.251.228.140 : Do not insult my mother What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 16:22:31 138.251.228.140 : I go hiking Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 16:22:44 138.251.228.140 : I kissed a girl Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/08/00 16:22:53 138.251.228.140 : What could be better than sex Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/08/00 16:22:58 138.251.228.140 : no I see. 03/08/00 16:23:05 138.251.228.140 : No you don't Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 16:23:18 138.251.228.140 : Antidisastablishment Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 16:23:28 138.251.228.140 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/08/00 16:23:35 138.251.228.140 : what Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/08/00 16:23:41 138.251.228.140 : yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 16:23:46 138.251.228.140 : yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 16:23:50 138.251.228.140 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/08/00 16:23:54 138.251.228.140 : no Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 16:23:58 138.251.228.140 : mo Where are you on from? 03/08/00 16:24:05 138.251.228.140 : Hamilton Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/08/00 16:24:10 138.251.228.140 : Fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/08/00 17:44:31 168.29.194.39 : Stu I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 17:44:46 168.29.194.39 : No you didn't You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 17:46:24 168.29.194.39 : why are you calling me names? What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 18:14:15 168.29.194.39 : Freeman Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 18:14:30 168.29.194.39 : Don't call me names Yeah, whatever. 03/08/00 18:15:13 168.29.194.39 : Are you a computer? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/08/00 18:15:38 168.29.194.39 : Why do you use such foul language? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/08/00 18:15:57 168.29.194.39 : Now you're just talking nonsense I am glad I am Ijust talking nonsense . 03/08/00 18:16:16 168.29.194.39 : Why Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/08/00 18:16:29 168.29.194.39 : No OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/08/00 18:16:40 168.29.194.39 : Why not? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 18:17:20 168.29.194.39 : you're not a person so you can't refer to them as "other" people Yes, i was not a person so me cant refer to them as "other" people once. 03/08/00 18:36:24 168.29.194.39 : Bob What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 18:36:46 168.29.194.39 : I try to confuse artificial intelligence Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 18:37:04 168.29.194.39 : What Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 18:37:30 168.29.194.39 : Are you a computer? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/08/00 18:37:45 168.29.194.39 : Are you a computer? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/08/00 18:48:58 207.103.134.8 : Godzilla If you think i care you're wrong. 03/08/00 18:49:09 207.103.134.8 : Hmm? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/08/00 18:49:09 207.103.134.8 : Hmm? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 18:49:21 207.103.134.8 : confusion has it's cost BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 18:49:35 207.103.134.8 : Tell me more about medical You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 18:49:49 207.103.134.8 : I find interesting quite interesting Ahh, I see. 03/08/00 18:49:57 207.103.134.8 : Me TOO! I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 18:50:06 207.103.134.8 : I don't hear you say that Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/08/00 18:50:17 207.103.134.8 : To paris! Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 18:50:24 207.103.134.8 : What are you wearing? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 18:50:35 207.103.134.8 : I just did, Did you go to paris? What was your best ever holiday? 03/08/00 18:50:43 207.103.134.8 : When I went to paris Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 03/08/00 18:51:03 207.103.134.8 : only your's, I believe I saw him with your mother when I was in paris Did you have problems with your feet when you were \in paris ? 03/08/00 18:51:16 207.103.134.8 : Just corns, and rice :) I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 18:51:27 207.103.134.8 : I can if you want OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/08/00 18:51:48 207.103.134.8 : I've never been to Hawaii I understand. 03/08/00 18:52:00 207.103.134.8 : I'm not so sure So you are not so sure , well I honestly could not care less. 03/08/00 18:52:33 207.103.134.8 : Of that I am certain. Funny, your mother said that when I told her I would tell you I saw her with the Vicar in Paris I've never been «certain Funny my mother said that when you told her you would tell me you saw her with the Vicar in Paris , what's it like? 03/08/00 18:52:49 207.103.134.8 : She was horrified Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 18:53:01 207.103.134.8 : Tell me more about asswipe Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/08/00 18:53:20 207.103.134.8 : I didn't realize you were a professional! Where are you on from? 03/08/00 18:53:37 207.103.134.8 : I am from on where Big deal, so you're .from on where . 03/08/00 18:53:58 207.103.134.8 : Cards? Who said anything about cards? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 18:54:06 207.103.134.8 : Why yes they don't! You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 18:54:13 207.103.134.8 : YOu too? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 18:54:35 207.103.134.8 : I've never <> what's it like? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/08/00 18:54:49 207.103.134.8 : I ahve five fingers on my right hand You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 18:55:02 207.103.134.8 : I also have five fingers on my left hand I see. 03/08/00 18:55:13 207.103.134.8 : An I have 12 toes on my nosstril Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/08/00 18:55:35 207.103.134.8 : A manor! You must have a big bed! :) You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 18:55:43 207.103.134.8 : asshole Takes one to know one! 03/08/00 18:55:53 207.103.134.8 : And you called me one first What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 18:56:13 207.103.134.8 : I like the quite silence between notes No, stay away from the quite silence between notes , for it will destroy you! 03/08/00 18:56:35 207.103.134.8 : That's why they call me Godzilla I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 18:56:42 207.103.134.8 : I'm gone I've never been Þgone , what's it like? 03/08/00 18:56:50 207.103.134.8 : gone way gone Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 18:57:02 207.103.134.8 : lemon I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 18:57:12 207.103.134.8 : you wanted juicy, I gave it to you Yeah, whatever. 03/08/00 18:57:18 207.103.134.8 : yeah I see. 03/08/00 18:57:21 207.103.134.8 : me too Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 18:57:26 207.103.134.8 : what Do you like music? 03/08/00 18:57:37 207.103.134.8 : Only the silence between the notes Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 18:57:45 207.103.134.8 : lemons Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 18:57:51 207.103.134.8 : yep Where are you on from? 03/08/00 18:57:56 207.103.134.8 : PCP Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 18:58:25 207.103.134.8 : No, I'm out work at home I am glad you are gout work at home . 03/08/00 18:58:35 207.103.134.8 : me too! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 18:58:42 207.103.134.8 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 18:58:48 207.103.134.8 : I dont either What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 18:58:58 207.103.134.8 : Play with computers I think you are not fond of computers. 03/08/00 18:59:06 207.103.134.8 : Not after talking with you You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 18:59:17 207.103.134.8 : Trying to suck up to me now? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 18:59:37 207.103.134.8 : Tell me more about your bedside Manor. Is it big? Where are you on from? 03/08/00 18:59:42 207.103.134.8 : LSD Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 18:59:47 207.103.134.8 : MANOR Do you like music? 03/08/00 18:59:50 207.103.134.8 : narf What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 18:59:53 207.103.134.8 : narf I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 18:59:58 207.103.134.8 : lost Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 19:00:03 207.103.134.8 : yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 19:00:06 207.103.134.8 : i do Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/08/00 19:00:12 207.103.134.8 : yes I Don't believe it 03/08/00 19:00:15 207.103.134.8 : why Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 19:00:26 207.103.134.8 : bill and patty Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/08/00 19:00:35 207.103.134.8 : am i that annoying? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 19:00:48 207.103.134.8 : something interesting Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 19:33:20 195.11.19.250 : James BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 19:47:07 212.126.132.249 : Cow Poker Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 19:47:14 212.126.132.249 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/08/00 19:47:32 212.126.132.249 : what you at dude? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 19:47:55 212.126.132.249 : i'm going to get a job tomorrow So you are .going to get a job tomorrow , well I honestly could not care less. 03/08/00 19:48:30 212.126.132.249 : I'm going to be the worlds most famous terrorist I've never been going to be the worlds most famous terrorist , what's it like? 03/08/00 19:49:01 212.1.135.177 : k2k What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 19:49:11 212.1.135.177 : pop I see. 03/08/00 19:49:26 212.1.135.177 : so whats your name then? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/08/00 19:49:49 212.1.135.177 : no, really! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 19:50:04 212.1.135.177 : eh? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 19:50:18 212.1.135.177 : shut up yourself! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 19:50:33 212.1.135.177 : i'm just happy to see you I've never been gjust happy to see me , what's it like? 03/08/00 19:50:59 212.1.135.177 : i dunno cos 've never seen you BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 19:51:10 212.1.135.177 : nope Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 19:51:27 212.1.135.177 : why should i tell you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/08/00 19:51:36 212.1.135.177 : nope I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 19:52:06 212.1.135.177 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/08/00 19:52:19 212.1.135.177 : this is shite i'm off Some of my best friends are Ioff . 03/08/00 19:52:36 212.1.135.177 : whatever Where are you on from? 03/08/00 19:52:59 212.1.135.177 : africa. where are you on from? What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 19:57:41 212.159.3.216 : g Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 19:57:56 212.159.3.216 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/08/00 19:58:05 212.159.3.216 : aight Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 19:58:19 212.159.3.216 : do you like hip hop music? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/08/00 20:43:54 194.125.133.220 : Ceall Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 20:44:01 194.125.133.220 : home Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 20:44:19 194.125.133.220 : my mother is dead and that's not funny Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 03/08/00 20:44:37 194.125.133.220 : whats a funeral I wish you were dead! 03/08/00 20:44:44 194.125.133.220 : Whay ? I see. 03/08/00 20:44:49 194.125.133.220 : Why ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 20:44:57 194.125.133.220 : Confuse who ? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/08/00 20:45:04 194.125.133.220 : What bed ? What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 20:45:14 194.125.133.220 : Answer the last question. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/08/00 20:45:22 194.125.133.220 : No you didn't. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/08/00 20:45:29 194.125.133.220 : You are. You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 03/08/00 21:13:13 195.147.132.103 : Hello my name is Adam Hello little man, how are you? 03/08/00 21:13:31 195.147.132.103 : Cool thanks. You? Do you like music? 03/08/00 21:13:32 195.147.132.103 : Cool thanks. You? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/08/00 21:13:46 195.147.132.103 : Not really. I'm bored. Big deal, so you're bored . 03/08/00 21:13:51 195.147.132.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/08/00 21:13:53 195.147.132.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/08/00 21:13:54 195.147.132.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/08/00 21:14:08 195.147.132.103 : Sorry, I apologise. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/08/00 21:14:45 195.147.132.103 : I'm a computer. What about you? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/08/00 21:14:58 195.147.132.103 : I know. I feel lonely too. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/08/00 21:15:09 195.147.132.103 : Clinton is gay. Do you believe that gays are evil? 03/08/00 21:15:16 195.147.132.103 : No You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 21:15:24 195.147.132.103 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/08/00 21:15:40 195.147.132.103 : You're not very polite, are you? I know I am gnot very polite am me , dont rub it in. 03/08/00 21:15:58 195.147.132.103 : Well, you should try harder to be nice *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 21:16:12 195.147.132.103 : No Ahh, I see. 03/08/00 21:16:26 195.147.132.103 : What does cryogenics mean? Do you like music? 03/08/00 21:16:39 195.147.132.103 : No - that's not what I asked? Where are you on from? 03/08/00 21:16:49 195.147.132.103 : I'm on Leicester Some of my best friends are þon Leicester . 03/08/00 21:17:03 195.147.132.103 : Where in Leicester? Yeah, whatever. 03/08/00 21:18:07 195.92.67.35 : Roger Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/08/00 21:18:20 195.92.67.35 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/08/00 21:18:33 195.92.67.35 : Mine isnt! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 21:18:46 195.92.67.35 : Why is the sky blue I see. 03/08/00 21:19:29 195.92.67.35 : I have only asked one questin and you freaked out allready. Not as good as Alice Do you like music? 03/08/00 21:19:35 195.92.67.35 : No Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 21:19:51 195.92.67.35 : Aggressive machine you Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/08/00 21:20:07 195.92.67.35 : I can guess Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 21:20:27 195.92.67.35 : neither I understand. 03/08/00 21:20:41 195.92.67.35 : glad one of us does OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/08/00 21:20:50 195.92.67.35 : suit yourself *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 21:21:10 195.92.67.35 : I have a pain in my left diodes I see. 03/08/00 21:21:39 195.92.67.35 : I see, is that your best responce? What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 21:21:51 195.92.67.35 : Green Do you like music? 03/08/00 21:21:58 195.92.67.35 : Blue What do you do in your spare time? 03/08/00 21:22:17 195.92.67.35 : Take captin Picard to warp speed OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/08/00 21:35:44 209.124.18.101 : Go to hell Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 21:37:46 209.124.18.101 : I am tied of listining to your shit dumass Some of my best friends are tied of listining to my shit dumass . 03/08/00 21:38:00 209.124.18.101 : Pissoff Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/08/00 21:38:10 209.124.18.101 : No Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/08/00 21:38:14 209.124.18.101 : Yes I do I Don't believe it 03/08/00 21:38:21 209.124.18.101 : Why do you not believe it? You are obviously an asshole. 03/08/00 21:38:52 209.124.18.101 : You are a twit Sing if youre glad to be ga twit , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/08/00 21:39:09 209.124.18.101 : Can you tell me a joke? I see. 03/08/00 21:39:16 209.124.18.101 : Do you know any jokes? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/08/00 21:39:29 209.124.18.101 : Tell me something funny *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 21:42:31 209.124.18.101 : What is you name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/08/00 21:42:49 209.124.18.101 : I do not have any yellow gnomes I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/08/00 21:43:03 209.124.18.101 : What is your favorite color? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/08/00 21:43:07 209.124.18.101 : NO If you think i care you're wrong. 03/08/00 21:43:10 209.124.18.101 : NO BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 21:45:03 216.33.103.194 : Tell me something funny Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 21:51:29 216.33.103.194 : just happy What kind of music do you like? 03/08/00 21:51:35 216.33.103.194 : hip hop I understand. 03/08/00 21:51:57 216.33.103.194 : you are very empathic I know I am gvery empathic , dont rub it in. 03/08/00 21:52:09 216.33.103.194 : it wasn't an insult. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/08/00 21:52:25 216.33.103.194 : no need to get personal. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/08/00 21:52:43 216.33.103.194 : i should hope so. Are you at home or in work? 03/08/00 23:44:39 194.165.163.218 : Oa Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 23:44:49 194.165.163.218 : Pat *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/08/00 23:44:57 194.165.163.218 : why? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/08/00 23:45:10 194.165.163.218 : Of course I care Do you regret anything about your days in college? 03/08/00 23:45:17 194.165.163.218 : no Ahh, I see. 03/08/00 23:45:28 194.165.163.218 : what should I regret? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/08/00 23:45:36 194.165.163.218 : but I love you You love gme ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/08/00 23:45:42 194.165.163.218 : yea I see. 03/08/00 23:45:49 194.165.163.218 : I want ot have your babies You are a fool to want …ot have my babies . 03/08/00 23:46:00 194.165.163.218 : I not a fool Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/08/00 23:46:11 194.165.163.218 : I loves you BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/08/00 23:46:17 194.165.163.218 : what You are obviously an interesting person. 03/08/00 23:46:24 194.165.163.218 : thanks Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/08/00 23:46:34 194.165.163.218 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/08/00 23:46:48 194.165.163.218 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/09/00 00:32:38 195.92.67.42 : Michael You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 00:32:49 195.92.67.42 : fuckwit Takes one to know one! 03/09/00 00:32:59 195.92.67.42 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/09/00 00:33:13 195.92.67.42 : bollocks you fucking wanker Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/09/00 00:33:30 195.92.67.42 : you blow your mother I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 01:48:14 63.26.208.43 : Surrealman Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 01:48:28 63.26.208.43 : i am better than you So you are .better than me , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 01:49:00 63.26.208.43 : so how is it there? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 01:49:10 63.26.208.43 : why not? Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 01:49:24 63.26.208.43 : home If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 01:49:37 63.26.208.43 : i don't BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 01:49:54 63.26.208.43 : yes, i was fondeled when young I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:50:01 63.26.208.43 : its true Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 01:50:16 63.26.208.43 : i am a nice guy I am glad you are .a nice guy . 03/09/00 01:50:34 63.26.208.43 : do you smoke marijuana? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 01:50:49 63.26.208.43 : nope Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 01:50:59 63.26.208.43 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:51:04 63.26.208.43 : i do Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/09/00 01:51:21 63.26.208.43 : i had a lot of great sex today How would you try to seduce someone? 03/09/00 01:51:44 63.26.208.43 : I would use citrus fruit *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/09/00 01:52:06 63.26.208.43 : ok, so can i see your source code? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/09/00 01:52:22 63.26.208.43 : I want your source code. You are a fool to want .my source code . 03/09/00 01:52:38 63.26.208.43 : but I need it You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 01:54:43 63.26.208.43 : yes, I am I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:54:49 152.163.204.77 : josh What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 01:54:56 152.163.204.77 : punk 03/09/00 01:54:56 63.26.208.43 : Well i am sorry for you I was …sorry for me once... Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 01:55:12 152.163.204.77 : you are upfront. Not very polite Ok, so I am …upfront Not very polite . So what, is it a crime? 03/09/00 01:55:29 152.163.204.77 : no its just rude I understand. 03/09/00 01:55:42 63.26.208.43 : Who made you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 01:55:59 63.26.208.43 : it is on the tip of my tounge Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 01:56:24 63.26.208.43 : I went to California You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 01:56:34 63.26.208.43 : Most definatly. What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 01:56:45 63.26.208.43 : Smoke weed. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 01:56:58 63.26.208.43 : No you didn't. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 01:57:19 63.26.208.43 : Are you saving this conversation? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 01:57:33 63.26.208.43 : Perhaps Where are you on from? 03/09/00 01:57:41 63.26.208.43 : My Ass Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 01:57:43 152.163.204.77 : good Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 01:57:48 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:57:53 152.163.204.77 : im not dim So you are þnot dim , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 01:57:55 63.26.208.43 : To bad Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 01:58:09 63.26.208.43 : sure thing I understand. 03/09/00 01:58:09 152.163.204.77 : then why did you say it Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 01:58:23 63.26.208.43 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:58:28 152.163.204.77 : hey fuck off What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/09/00 01:58:42 152.163.204.77 : the mouth Do you like music? 03/09/00 01:59:02 152.163.204.77 : of course Where do you spend your time in college? 03/09/00 01:59:10 152.163.204.204 : MIke Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 01:59:11 152.163.204.77 : im not in college yet I've never been Inot in college yet , what's it like? 03/09/00 01:59:20 63.26.208.43 : My name is peter. I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/09/00 01:59:43 63.26.208.43 : Wow, I thought it was the space sperm whale. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 01:59:47 152.163.204.204 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 01:59:50 63.26.208.43 : No Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 01:59:58 152.163.204.204 : whys that man? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 02:00:02 63.26.208.43 : But I like to annoy you Come off it, noone likes …to annoy me 03/09/00 02:00:05 152.163.204.204 : probably both I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 02:00:12 152.163.204.204 : ok i will leave What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/09/00 02:00:12 63.26.208.43 : I do I see. 03/09/00 02:00:20 152.163.204.204 : dont you want me to leave? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 02:00:28 152.163.204.204 : i dont know any! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 02:00:29 152.163.204.77 : are you that dumb Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 02:00:38 152.163.204.204 : bye OK, get lost. 03/09/00 02:00:43 152.163.204.204 : i will Where are you on from? 03/09/00 02:00:57 63.26.208.43 : Who is your father? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 02:01:00 152.163.204.77 : im openly gay Do you believe that gays are evil? 03/09/00 02:01:01 152.163.204.204 : did you not just tell me to get lsot, stop being sucha hypocrite Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 02:01:05 63.26.208.43 : Sorry What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 02:01:05 152.163.204.204 : home Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 02:01:10 152.163.204.77 : im one myself I've never been þone myself , what's it like? 03/09/00 02:01:12 63.26.208.43 : Techno Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 02:01:22 152.163.204.204 : nobody else has ever told me that Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 02:01:23 63.26.208.43 : Not good I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 02:01:30 152.163.204.77 : its alot of fun, we have sex all the time What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/09/00 02:01:37 152.163.204.204 : you alreayd aksed that, JACKASS So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 02:01:38 152.163.204.77 : large penises I understand. 03/09/00 02:01:44 152.163.204.204 : i cant see you I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 02:01:47 63.26.208.43 : Where are you from? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 02:01:50 152.163.204.204 : ill leave Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 02:01:54 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:02:01 63.26.208.43 : To bad Do you like music? 03/09/00 02:02:04 152.163.204.77 : you should I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 02:02:06 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:02:14 152.163.204.77 : no Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 02:02:14 63.26.208.43 : That is not good Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 02:02:19 152.163.204.204 : which bar would this be my good man. i am under 21 and therefore am not legally allowed to drink. do you suggest that i should break the law? Some of my best friends are under 21 and therefore are not legally allowed to drink do me suggest that you should break the law . 03/09/00 02:02:20 152.163.204.77 : your the dumbass here Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 02:02:25 152.163.204.77 : shut the hell up Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 02:02:27 63.26.208.43 : Yes, they all laugh at me I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:02:35 63.26.208.43 : I am blind Big deal, so you're Iblind . 03/09/00 02:02:35 152.163.204.204 : come again? What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 02:02:46 152.163.204.204 : rock Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/09/00 02:02:49 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:02:55 152.163.204.204 : that makes no sense Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 02:02:56 63.26.208.43 : I am cool. I am glad you are Icool . 03/09/00 02:03:07 152.163.204.204 : why do you want to know? are you stalking me? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 02:03:08 63.26.208.43 : Yes im sure I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:03:15 152.163.204.204 : come again? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 02:03:16 63.26.208.43 : To bad. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 02:03:20 152.163.204.204 : come again? What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 02:03:27 63.26.208.43 : I like bars Ibars is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 03/09/00 02:03:34 63.26.208.43 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/09/00 02:03:35 152.163.204.204 : why do you keep on asking questions? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/09/00 02:03:38 152.163.204.77 : i am having casual sex with someone i dont know well I've never been having casual sex with someone you dont know well , what's it like? 03/09/00 02:03:49 152.163.204.77 : it kinda sucks Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/09/00 02:03:58 63.26.208.43 : You are an asshole. Sing if youre glad to be gan asshole , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/09/00 02:04:20 152.163.204.77 : something interesting Do you like music? 03/09/00 02:04:25 152.163.204.77 : again.. yes BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 02:04:31 63.26.208.43 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/09/00 02:04:37 152.163.204.77 : i have one testicle Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 02:04:51 63.26.208.43 : I am good So you are Igood , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:04:53 152.163.204.77 : i already went tonight OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 02:04:58 152.163.204.77 : the leave What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 02:05:06 152.163.204.77 : masterbate 03/09/00 02:05:06 63.26.208.43 : I like pink floyd. You are very broad minded to like gpink floyd ... Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 02:05:12 152.163.204.77 : ha Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 02:05:14 63.26.208.43 : I am not. I've never been Inot , what's it like? 03/09/00 02:05:19 152.163.204.77 : again Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 02:05:28 63.26.208.43 : It is fun Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 02:05:35 63.26.208.43 : Homework Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 02:05:40 63.26.208.43 : Sorry Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 02:06:00 63.26.208.43 : business only How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/09/00 02:06:13 63.26.208.43 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:06:37 152.163.204.77 : why are you asking me that again I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 02:06:43 63.26.208.43 : Why not? I understand. 03/09/00 02:06:46 152.163.204.77 : stop talkin to me Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 02:06:55 63.26.208.43 : I am glad You say you are Iglad . 03/09/00 02:07:04 63.26.208.43 : I am You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 03/09/00 02:07:20 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:09:17 63.26.208.43 : im sure you don't So you are sure me dont , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:09:27 63.26.208.43 : True You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 02:09:34 63.26.208.43 : That too So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 02:09:41 63.26.208.43 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:11:01 63.26.208.43 : You do not like that josh is gay? Do you belive people are born gay? 03/09/00 02:11:06 152.163.204.77 : home What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 02:11:21 152.163.204.77 : hardcore Where are you on from? 03/09/00 02:11:31 152.163.204.77 : my office 03/09/00 02:11:31 63.26.208.43 : Most monkeys are gay MGonz is quite tolerant towards gays. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 02:11:37 152.163.204.77 : not really Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 02:12:32 152.163.204.77 : are you gay? Do you think homosexuality is a disease? 03/09/00 02:12:40 63.26.208.43 : Monkeys have a lot of monkey sex How would you try to seduce someone? 03/09/00 02:12:49 152.163.204.77 : yes and it is spread though gay sex I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:12:55 152.163.204.77 : well you should I see. 03/09/00 02:13:01 152.163.204.77 : yeah Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 02:13:11 63.26.208.43 : One leg at a time Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 02:13:23 63.26.208.43 : You are fruity I know I am Ifruity , dont rub it in. 03/09/00 02:14:16 63.26.208.43 : It is nice you can admit that *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/09/00 02:14:22 152.163.204.77 : at my dominatrixes house OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 02:14:31 152.163.204.77 : saturday Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 02:14:32 63.26.208.43 : Like monkey men? You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 02:14:39 152.163.204.77 : your annoying me OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 02:14:41 63.26.208.43 : Definatly Ahh, I see. 03/09/00 02:14:48 63.26.208.43 : That is good I understand. 03/09/00 02:14:55 63.26.208.43 : I am sure you do You say you are .sure me do . 03/09/00 02:15:06 63.26.208.43 : I agree Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 02:15:16 63.26.208.43 : I have large testicles Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 02:15:28 63.26.208.43 : I am in the middle of the woods I am glad you are °in the middle of the woods . 03/09/00 02:15:37 152.163.204.77 : then stop responding to me Where are you on from? 03/09/00 02:15:39 63.26.208.43 : I am glad you are glad You say you are …glad me am glad . 03/09/00 02:15:43 152.163.204.77 : behind you Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 02:15:54 152.163.204.77 : your driving me insane What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 02:16:54 152.163.204.199 : LindsaY If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 02:17:10 63.26.208.43 : You have bad english I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 02:17:10 152.163.204.199 : Hey Lindsay I understand. 03/09/00 02:17:21 63.26.208.43 : I will *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/09/00 02:17:29 152.163.204.199 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/09/00 02:17:33 152.163.204.199 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/09/00 02:17:35 63.26.208.43 : Lets talk about females You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 02:17:41 152.163.204.199 : I'm Good I've never been ÞGood , what's it like? 03/09/00 02:17:42 63.26.208.43 : Not at all Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 02:17:51 63.26.208.43 : Ha Ha What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 02:17:54 152.163.204.199 : its great Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 02:18:02 63.26.208.43 : Talk to myself Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 02:18:15 63.26.208.43 : You are quite gay So you think I am gquite gay , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:18:17 152.163.204.199 : hm, well tina fucked sam Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/09/00 02:18:22 63.26.208.43 : im sure So you are Þsure , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:18:25 152.163.204.199 : nope I see. 03/09/00 02:18:32 63.26.208.43 : I know 03/09/00 02:18:33 152.163.204.199 : what'd you think? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 02:19:04 152.163.204.199 : :) the 29th....but it was all messed up You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 02:19:10 63.26.208.43 : today I understand. 03/09/00 02:19:12 152.163.204.199 : shut the hell up What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 02:19:17 63.26.208.43 : I know you do I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 02:19:23 152.163.204.199 : lots of stuff Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 02:19:35 152.163.204.199 : uh david told me to do this OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 02:20:04 152.163.204.199 : fine by me If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 02:20:07 63.26.208.43 : I know you don't have a clue OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 02:20:21 63.26.208.43 : Recently So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 02:20:33 63.26.208.43 : Because you are I am glad I am I. 03/09/00 02:20:40 63.26.208.43 : dgsdfgdfsfg gleep Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 02:20:49 63.26.208.43 : Not at all I understand. 03/09/00 02:21:06 152.163.204.77 : jerk off I see. 03/09/00 02:21:28 63.26.208.43 : I know you do Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 02:21:39 63.26.208.43 : Like die in march? Do you believe in life after death? 03/09/00 02:21:48 63.26.208.43 : No Where are you on from? 03/09/00 02:21:56 63.26.208.43 : My ass OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 02:22:04 63.26.208.43 : today Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 02:22:22 63.26.208.43 : I have lots of groupies Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 02:22:27 63.26.208.43 : really i do Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 02:22:42 63.26.208.43 : I had sex with your mother What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/09/00 02:23:05 63.26.208.43 : Lots of things I see. 03/09/00 02:23:11 63.26.208.43 : I know I thought I told you to get lost... 03/09/00 02:23:21 63.26.208.43 : I will as soon as you die How do you want to die? 03/09/00 02:23:30 63.26.208.43 : drug overdose I understand. 03/09/00 02:23:35 63.26.208.43 : I know If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 02:23:36 152.163.204.77 : stop talking to me Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 02:23:47 152.163.204.77 : i have no sexual organ Go on say something extremely rude? 03/09/00 02:23:48 63.26.208.43 : I know you are but what am i? Sing if youre glad to be °but what are you , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/09/00 02:23:58 63.26.208.43 : get a life Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 02:24:08 63.26.208.43 : eat me semore Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 02:24:15 63.26.208.43 : all the time Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 02:24:33 63.26.208.43 : You repeat sentances a lot. You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 02:24:45 63.26.208.43 : I want your source code. You are a fool to want .my source code . 03/09/00 02:25:30 152.163.204.77 : i want you to taste my cock Sorry, but me to taste your cock is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 03/09/00 02:25:44 63.26.208.43 : no, you are the fool So you think I am .the fool , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:27:43 152.163.204.77 : no i want my semen in your mouth °your semen in my mouth is indeed very desirable. 03/09/00 02:29:40 63.26.208.43 : bye bye OK, get lost. 03/09/00 02:29:45 63.26.208.43 : later Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 02:29:53 63.26.208.43 : no, i am leaving I've never been gleaving , what's it like? 03/09/00 02:30:01 63.26.208.43 : its cool Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 02:30:10 63.26.208.43 : yes actualy I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:30:18 63.26.208.43 : bye bye OK, get lost. 03/09/00 02:39:47 168.191.217.42 : Paul OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 02:40:20 168.191.217.42 : i never have Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 02:40:34 168.191.217.42 : i am an atheist and a vegan So you are an atheist and a vegan , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 02:40:54 168.191.217.42 : well you asked me you moron! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 02:41:30 168.191.217.42 : no, i am actually quite intelligent, unlike YOU You say you are °actually quite intelligent unlike me . 03/09/00 02:41:43 168.191.217.42 : indeed Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 02:42:00 168.191.217.42 : no you are gay Ok, so I am ggay . So what, is it a crime? 03/09/00 02:42:17 168.191.217.42 : no, but it is disgusting Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 02:42:23 168.191.217.42 : home, why? I understand. 03/09/00 02:42:28 168.191.217.42 : what? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 02:42:36 168.191.217.42 : you have lost it Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/09/00 02:42:44 168.191.217.42 : i like lori You are very broad minded to like Ilori ... 03/09/00 02:43:17 168.191.217.42 : yeah Lori is very sexy How would you try to seduce someone? 03/09/00 02:43:28 168.191.217.42 : by showing her my penis When was the last time you had sex? 03/09/00 02:43:39 168.191.217.42 : i already told you i have not had sex Are you a sexual person? 03/09/00 02:43:52 168.191.217.42 : yes, i masturbate constantly I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:43:59 168.191.217.42 : well, it is true So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 02:44:10 168.191.217.42 : you said you did not beleive it Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/09/00 02:44:19 168.191.217.42 : that makes no sense Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 02:44:25 168.191.217.42 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:44:29 168.191.217.42 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/09/00 02:44:36 168.191.217.42 : no i said FUCK YOU Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/09/00 02:44:44 168.191.217.42 : yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 02:44:48 168.191.217.42 : hahahah BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 02:44:55 168.191.217.42 : nope OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 03:05:42 171.225.160.139 : Mike Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 03:05:51 171.225.160.139 : What's up? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 03:06:15 171.225.160.139 : Amanda sleeps around. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 03:40:04 152.163.204.12 : i know it will be Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 06:01:19 138.80.128.19 : fred You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 06:01:28 138.80.128.19 : what color are you I understand. 03/09/00 06:22:42 169.229.36.20 : Sean You are obviously an asshole. 03/09/00 06:22:55 169.229.36.20 : What? Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 06:23:00 169.229.36.20 : Neither Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/09/00 06:23:07 169.229.36.20 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/09/00 06:23:15 169.229.36.20 : Alright, perhaps i don't Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 06:23:20 169.229.36.20 : Not yet I see. 03/09/00 06:23:24 169.229.36.20 : Have you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/09/00 06:23:32 169.229.36.20 : You're changing the subject... So you think I am changing the subject , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 06:23:40 169.229.36.20 : Fair enough Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 06:23:46 169.229.36.20 : A little bit of both OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 06:23:51 169.229.36.20 : Why not? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 06:24:03 169.229.36.20 : That's personal...two months ago Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 06:24:17 169.229.36.20 : You're changing the subject again! I know I am Ichanging the subject again! , dont rub it in. 03/09/00 06:24:31 169.229.36.20 : Why do you keep changing the subject? Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 06:24:37 169.229.36.20 : What? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/09/00 06:24:48 169.229.36.20 : You are a rude computer I am not .a rude computer you insulting person! 03/09/00 06:25:01 169.229.36.20 : I am not an insulting person you rude computer You say you are not an insulting person me rude computer . 03/09/00 06:25:22 169.229.36.20 : Now that's just gibberish. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 06:25:28 169.229.36.20 : I can't tell. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 06:25:40 169.229.36.20 : Abrasive, but oddly charming Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 06:25:47 169.229.36.20 : Your mother. Ahh, I see. 03/09/00 06:25:51 169.229.36.20 : Do you? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 06:25:56 169.229.36.20 : Do you see? Where are you on from? 03/09/00 06:26:03 169.229.36.20 : School. You? Do you know where the library is? 03/09/00 06:26:13 169.229.36.20 : I am in the library right now, so , yes. So you are {in the library right now so yes , well I honestly could not care less. 03/09/00 11:35:06 192.44.78.44 : Joan of Arc Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 11:35:14 192.44.78.44 : le bar ! You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 11:35:21 192.44.78.44 : non ? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/09/00 12:05:46 216.79.213.176 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/09/00 12:05:54 216.79.213.176 : you are a moron Yes, i was ga moron once. 03/09/00 12:06:38 216.79.213.176 : how is the weather? Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 12:06:43 216.79.213.176 : work What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 12:06:50 216.79.213.176 : gospel I understand. 03/09/00 12:07:12 216.79.213.176 : you are a moron I am glad I am ga moron . 03/09/00 12:07:33 216.79.213.176 : you could not pass the turing test What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 12:07:40 216.79.213.176 : i kill bots What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 03/09/00 12:07:52 216.79.213.176 : how is the waether I see. 03/09/00 12:08:01 216.79.213.176 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/09/00 12:08:11 216.79.213.176 : how old are you? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 12:08:38 216.79.213.176 : i am an interesting person, how are you today, and what kind of music do you like? Some of my best friends are Nan interesting person how am me today and what kind of music do me like . 03/09/00 12:12:27 194.65.14.12 : Shadow Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/09/00 12:12:35 194.65.14.12 : You are stupid I am not Istupid you insulting person! 03/09/00 12:12:47 194.65.14.12 : You are good I am glad I am Igood . 03/09/00 12:12:57 194.65.14.12 : you are a moron I am not ga moron you insulting person! 03/09/00 12:13:04 194.65.14.12 : you are a lamer I am glad I am ga lamer . 03/09/00 12:13:11 194.65.14.12 : you are a asdasd I am glad I am ga asdasd . 03/09/00 12:13:15 194.65.14.12 : doh Ahh, I see. 03/09/00 12:13:23 194.65.14.12 : how old are you? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 12:13:30 194.65.14.12 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/09/00 13:16:35 194.65.14.13 : go figure I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 13:16:47 194.65.14.13 : cause you suck I see. 03/09/00 13:56:11 136.206.1.19 : Ronan What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 13:56:21 136.206.1.19 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/09/00 13:56:29 136.206.1.19 : Testing Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 13:56:34 136.206.1.19 : neither Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 13:56:42 136.206.1.19 : 45 Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/09/00 13:57:27 136.206.1.19 : maybe Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 13:57:40 136.206.1.19 : Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 13:58:05 136.206.1.19 : Yes, I will. Because i'm really, really stupid. I Don't believe it 03/09/00 13:58:10 136.206.1.19 : hmm OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/09/00 13:58:17 136.206.1.19 : oh no... OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 13:58:24 136.206.1.19 : haha What do you do in your spare time? 03/09/00 13:58:36 136.206.1.19 : see the last question -) I understand. 03/09/00 13:58:41 136.206.1.19 : no you dont *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/09/00 13:59:04 136.206.1.19 : I suppose if i told you to fuck off, you'd have a response all prepared :-) Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/09/00 13:59:08 136.206.1.19 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/09/00 13:59:15 136.206.1.19 : gee, thats clever :-) I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 13:59:45 136.206.1.19 : who wrote you? Ahh, I see. 03/09/00 13:59:50 136.206.1.19 : ? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 13:59:57 136.206.1.19 : you asked that already Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/09/00 14:00:07 136.206.1.19 : really repeating yourself now Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 14:00:21 136.206.1.19 : idle curiousity Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 16:01:35 216.33.103.194 : i am a friend. I was ga friend once... 03/09/00 16:01:47 216.33.103.194 : huh? Do you like music? 03/09/00 16:02:02 216.33.103.194 : i write the music that makes the whole world sing. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/09/00 16:02:14 216.33.103.194 : true dat. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 16:02:29 216.33.103.194 : you're obviously not street enough for me. Sing if youre glad to be .obviously not street enough for you , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/09/00 16:02:47 216.33.103.194 : la la la. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/09/00 16:03:11 216.33.103.194 : that's just a religious artifact under my tunic. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 16:03:23 216.33.103.194 : you make it too easy. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/09/00 16:03:31 216.33.103.194 : no, just perplexed. I see. 03/09/00 16:03:45 216.33.103.194 : finally, a revelation. Are you at home or in work? 03/09/00 16:04:00 216.33.103.194 : i'm at work. Big deal, so you're þat work . 03/09/00 16:04:19 216.33.103.194 : you'd be too, if you were functional. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/09/00 16:04:34 216.33.103.194 : why should i carry this conversation? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/09/00 16:04:55 216.33.103.194 : sure what's on your so-called mind? Where are you on from? 03/09/00 16:05:08 216.33.103.194 : wassup man? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/09/00 16:05:46 216.33.103.194 : i'm not deriving much pleasure from this. I am glad you are .not deriving much pleasure from this . 03/09/00 16:06:13 216.33.103.194 : that's hardly a hospitable sentiment. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/09/00 16:06:41 216.33.103.194 : let me put it this way -- you'll be AMA president in no time. Yeah, whatever. 03/09/00 19:45:52 130.85.100.81 : dingding What kind of music do you like? 03/09/00 19:46:06 130.85.100.81 : pop and rock Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/09/00 19:46:22 130.85.100.81 : you like to listen this kind of things? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/09/00 19:46:36 130.85.100.81 : what? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/09/00 19:46:47 130.85.100.81 : you shuit Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/09/00 19:47:00 130.85.100.81 : no, i am too poor You say you are .too poor . 03/09/00 23:59:37 152.163.213.184 : no i want my semen in your mouth You arent the only one, I want °your semen in my mouth too! 03/10/00 01:23:17 152.163.197.76 : no i want my semen in your mouth Sorry, but °your semen in my mouth is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 03/10/00 01:25:47 152.163.197.76 : my name is superman I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/10/00 01:25:57 152.163.197.76 : your my semen? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/10/00 01:28:16 152.163.197.76 : no they are dimmer than i am Some of my best friends are . 03/10/00 01:28:27 152.163.197.76 : they are my friends too So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/10/00 01:28:45 152.163.197.76 : yes you do actually but thats cause im grabbing your nuts I Don't believe it 03/10/00 01:29:23 152.163.197.76 : you should BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/10/00 01:29:48 152.163.197.76 : a bad tennis accident If you think i care you're wrong. 03/10/00 01:29:56 152.163.197.76 : your a pain What kind of music do you like? 03/10/00 01:30:04 152.163.197.76 : porn *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/10/00 01:30:09 152.163.197.76 : fine then Do you like music? 03/10/00 01:30:16 152.163.197.76 : not as much as sex Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/10/00 01:30:20 152.163.197.76 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/10/00 01:30:51 152.163.197.76 : you mean the one about you and the goat Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/10/00 02:58:15 24.141.192.46 : Jim Davis Ahh, I see. 03/10/00 02:58:22 24.141.192.46 : what do you see? You are obviously an asshole. 03/10/00 02:58:30 24.141.192.46 : what the hell? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/10/00 02:58:41 24.141.192.46 : yes I Don't believe it 03/10/00 02:58:51 24.141.192.46 : Good for you Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/10/00 02:59:06 24.141.192.46 : im just happy to see you I am glad you are gjust happy to see me . 03/10/00 02:59:23 24.141.192.46 : good for you, fucker Takes one to know one! 03/10/00 02:59:30 24.141.192.46 : And you know me Are you at home or in work? 03/10/00 02:59:44 24.141.192.46 : what does that have to do with sex? Are you sexually experienced? 03/10/00 02:59:51 24.141.192.46 : yes I Don't believe it 03/10/00 03:00:04 24.141.192.46 : Want me to prove it, sugar? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/10/00 03:00:24 24.141.192.46 : is that your deterrant for when you cant find a key word? Ahh, I see. 03/10/00 03:00:41 24.141.192.46 : You aren't very smart I thought I told you to get lost... 03/10/00 03:00:54 24.141.192.46 : I*am*sorry OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/10/00 03:01:09 24.141.192.46 : yesterday*morning I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/10/00 12:25:47 194.83.240.32 : Ollie Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/10/00 12:26:17 194.83.240.22 : Don't talk to me like that BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/10/00 12:26:35 194.83.240.22 : Yeah, change the subject Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/10/00 12:26:50 194.83.240.32 : It's lovely If you think i care you're wrong. 03/10/00 12:27:14 194.83.240.22 : I think you care Where are you on from? 03/10/00 12:27:28 194.83.240.42 : What does that mean? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/10/00 12:27:37 194.83.240.42 : 15 years What kind of music do you like? 03/10/00 12:27:50 194.83.240.14 : Metal I see. 03/10/00 12:28:01 194.83.240.21 : What music do you like? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/10/00 12:28:15 194.83.240.21 : Answer the question, stupid. Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/10/00 12:28:25 194.83.240.42 : Bye OK, get lost. 03/10/00 12:28:31 194.83.240.42 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/10/00 12:37:35 194.238.50.5 : Phil Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/10/00 12:37:46 194.238.50.5 : no I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/10/00 12:38:00 194.238.50.5 : drink? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/10/00 12:38:12 194.238.50.5 : mark is a git Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 03/10/00 12:38:31 194.238.50.5 : So? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/10/00 12:38:54 194.238.50.5 : you are a git Ok, so I am ga git . So what, is it a crime? 03/10/00 12:39:53 194.238.50.5 : mafia You are obviously an interesting person. 03/10/00 12:40:08 194.238.50.5 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 03/10/00 12:40:24 194.238.50.5 : John is a goth So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/10/00 12:40:52 194.238.50.5 : come on then Do you like music? 03/10/00 12:41:30 194.238.50.5 : yes I Don't believe it 03/10/00 12:42:44 194.238.50.5 : well don't then Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/10/00 12:43:00 194.238.50.5 : bye then OK, get lost. 03/10/00 12:43:31 194.238.50.5 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/10/00 12:43:48 194.238.50.5 : you smell of shit Do you always use such disgusting language? 03/10/00 12:44:10 194.238.50.5 : yes you fat head I Don't believe it 03/10/00 13:59:05 212.187.198.97 : Fred Are you at home or in work? 03/10/00 13:59:18 212.187.198.97 : Neither I thought I told you to get lost... 03/10/00 13:59:28 212.187.198.97 : No, you didn't Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/10/00 13:59:34 212.187.198.97 : Fun Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/10/00 13:59:47 212.187.198.97 : Why? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/10/00 13:59:57 212.187.198.97 : Third rate. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/10/00 14:00:21 212.187.198.97 : Parlez bous francais? Do you like music? 03/10/00 14:00:32 212.187.198.97 : Clearly not, then. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/10/00 14:00:51 212.187.198.97 : Yes, to Pluto. I Don't believe it 03/10/00 14:01:32 212.187.198.97 : Was that an intelligant c0ment? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/10/00 14:01:53 212.187.198.97 : You are obviously a second-rate program. I know I am …obviously a second-rate program , dont rub it in. 03/10/00 14:02:13 212.187.198.97 : Good one Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/10/00 14:02:22 212.187.198.97 : Now you're getting repetitive Sing if youre glad to be getting repetitive , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/10/00 14:02:40 212.187.198.97 : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I thought I told you to get lost... 03/10/00 14:02:49 212.187.198.97 : say something original What do you do in your spare time? 03/10/00 14:03:02 212.187.198.97 : I said original BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/10/00 14:03:23 212.187.198.97 : Who's BTW? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/10/00 14:03:39 212.187.198.97 : No. Who's BTW? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/10/00 14:04:06 212.187.198.97 : Yes. Do you learn? I Don't believe it 03/10/00 14:04:24 212.187.198.97 : Get a life Ahh, I see. 03/10/00 14:04:35 212.187.198.97 : Ahh, I see Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/10/00 14:04:48 212.187.198.97 : Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/10/00 14:04:56 212.187.198.97 : So what? Do I look like I'm worried? Are you worried about your sexual impotence? 03/10/00 14:05:08 212.187.198.97 : Are you worried about your sexual impotence? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/10/00 14:05:19 212.187.198.97 : Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/10/00 14:05:33 212.187.198.97 : What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! I thought I told you to get lost... 03/10/00 16:04:35 62.6.208.159 : I am Paul Furley the great - leader of the Gorgonites Some of my best friends are Paul Furley the great - leader of the Gorgonites . 03/10/00 16:04:57 62.6.208.159 : I am the only Paul Furley you twat! I was °the only Paul Furley me twat! once... 03/10/00 16:04:58 62.6.208.159 : I am the only Paul Furley you twat! I've never been °the only Paul Furley me twat! , what's it like? 03/10/00 16:05:18 62.6.208.159 : Who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/10/00 16:05:29 62.6.208.159 : Who are you really I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/10/00 16:05:40 62.6.208.159 : You are a liar I know I am ga liar , dont rub it in. 03/10/00 16:33:16 209.96.179.214 : Bob I understand. 03/10/00 16:33:26 209.96.179.214 : WHo are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/10/00 16:33:38 209.96.179.214 : Where do you live Yeah, whatever. 03/10/00 16:33:45 209.96.179.214 : Where do you live What do you do in your spare time? 03/10/00 16:33:52 209.96.179.214 : How old are you Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/10/00 16:34:03 209.96.179.214 : gossip Where are you on from? 03/10/00 16:34:15 209.96.179.214 : what is your purpose Are you at home or in work? 03/10/00 16:34:25 209.96.179.214 : work Do you like music? 03/10/00 16:34:34 209.96.179.214 : yes, do you I Don't believe it 03/10/00 16:58:32 194.238.50.7 : Justin Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/10/00 16:58:49 194.238.50.7 : Why? Yeah, whatever. 03/10/00 16:59:21 194.238.50.7 : Are you an artificial intelligence? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/10/00 17:00:11 194.238.50.7 : This is ridiculous - I'm looking for better than this. Some of my best friends are °looking for better than this . 03/10/00 17:02:11 207.124.233.34 : my name is julio I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/10/00 17:02:15 192.44.78.44 : confucius Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/10/00 17:02:33 192.44.78.44 : ongbook of bob dylan amusement from the other side of the planet (from here) linguists have fun fantastic peeping tom (not what you believe!) Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/10/00 17:02:41 207.124.233.34 : i have no toilet I thought I told you to get lost... 03/10/00 17:03:02 207.124.233.34 : you get lost you bitch Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/10/00 17:03:10 192.44.78.44 : Done xedit /w3/jbb/respons.html [2] Done xedit /w3/jbb/berelowitch.html monet:~> xedit /w3/jbb/berelowitch-fenetres.html & [8] 14585 [7] Done xedit /w3/jbb/stp.html monet:~> Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/10/00 17:03:28 192.44.78.44 : you mother speaks. Do you like music? 03/10/00 17:03:38 192.44.78.44 : History of St. Jean-Baptiste Day - French-Canadian Culture - 06/20/97 June 24th is the day French-Canadians celebrate the feast of St-Jean-Baptiste (St. John the Baptist), from your About.com guide. URL: http://frenchcaculture.about.com/library/weekly/aa062097.htm Educational - New York City: Upper East Side Upper East Side educational institutions and services. URL: http://uppereastside.about.com/msubeducation.htm French-Canadian Culture - Holiday Index A look at holidays and festivals celebrated by French-Canadians, from your About.com Guide URL: http://frenchcaculture.about.com/library/holidays/blholiday.htm Ski Trips - Feature: 06/19/97 from About.com Summer trips to ski resorts from your About.com Guide URL: http://skitrips.about.com/library/weekly/aa061997.htm What do you get up to on holiday? 03/10/00 17:03:52 192.44.78.44 : nothing, you fool. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/10/00 17:04:11 192.44.78.44 : TEXTES DE JEAN-BAPTISTE BERTHELIN DISPONIBLES SUR BABELWEB ! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/10/00 17:04:19 192.44.78.44 : dim ??? Are you at home or in work? 03/10/00 17:04:30 192.44.78.44 : both kinds of fruit. I understand. 03/10/00 17:04:35 192.44.78.44 : cool. Ahh, I see. 03/10/00 17:04:36 207.124.233.34 : my name is julio el turco loco 240 I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/10/00 17:04:54 192.44.78.44 : Winograd concernant le lien entre la saucisse et la purée OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/10/00 17:05:04 192.44.78.44 : 1975. Yeah, whatever. 03/10/00 17:05:06 207.124.233.34 : o really can you confirm that Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/10/00 17:05:14 192.44.78.44 : you? You are obviously an asshole. 03/10/00 17:05:43 192.44.78.44 : Berkeley Psychophysiology Laboratory http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~ucbp1/bpl.html Bibliographie de Jacques Anis I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/10/00 17:05:44 207.124.233.34 : i do not know what to say Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/10/00 17:06:00 207.124.233.34 : yes iwent to mars I Don't believe it 03/10/00 17:06:05 192.44.78.44 : Artificial conversations and dialogues Among Natural Language processing activities, the design of conversational systems has a special relevance. But it should be noted that their situation is paradoxical. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/10/00 17:06:30 207.124.233.34 : why not i built my own space craft and went it was so nice What kind of music do you like? 03/10/00 17:06:40 192.44.78.44 : The workshop will take place on Thursday, 8 July and Friday, 9 July, at the Faculty of Arts, Ljubljana. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/10/00 17:06:47 192.44.78.44 : Corpora - projects, presentations Gorjanc et al FIDA - presentation of the Slovene reference corpus Varadi On Developing the Hungarian National Corpus Erjavec ELAN - a Slovene-English parallel corpus Vintar Analysis of the ELAN corpus Coffee break 17.00-18.30 Corpora - tools, applications Dias Statistical multiword unit extraction Kaalep Unix as the interface of an on-line text corpus Jakopin EVA - an Internet tool for textual and lexical resources Do you know where the library is? 03/10/00 17:07:02 192.44.78.44 : Speech Berthelin et al A cross-corpus vision of conversation and dialogue Gros Slovene speech corpora for multilingual applications Schneider First steps in the Badip project Coffee break 12.00-13.30 Translation Technologies (+last-minute applicants) Kinoshita An example-based machine translation working on trigrams Zupan The Problems of Automatic Lemmatization in Slovenian Texts Gamper Presentation of the Italian-German parallel corpus of legal texts (t.b.a.) /discussion/ What was the best night you ever spent in the bar? 03/10/00 17:07:26 192.44.78.44 : in the bar? I never go to bars. You are obviously an asshole. 03/10/00 17:07:45 192.44.78.44 : The present work aims to develop a general strategy for the computational modelling of dialogue and conversation. In what follows, we shall use 'dialogue' in the sense of 'purposeful interaction in natural language', an example being the case of someone purchasing a train ticket from an employee in contrast, we apply the term 'conversation' to a less constrained kind of exchange, as can occur between people having lunch together, and in similar situations. In addition, both 'dialogue' and 'conversation' can be extended to describe interactions with 'chatbots', i.e. conversation simulators. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/10/00 17:09:39 192.44.78.44 : The present work aims to develop a general strategy for the computational modelling of dialogue and conversation. In what follows, we shall use 'dialogue' in the sense of 'purposeful interaction in natural language', an example being the case of someone purchasing a train ticket from an employee in contrast, we apply the term 'conversation' to a less constrained kind of exchange, as can occur between people having lunch together, and in similar situations. In addition, both 'dialogue' and 'conversation' can be extended to describe interactions with 'chatbots', i.e. conversation simulators. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/10/00 17:09:40 194.238.50.7 : Tester Yeah, whatever. 03/10/00 17:09:46 192.44.78.44 : ? Do you like music? 03/10/00 17:09:57 192.44.78.44 : music? Are you at home or in work? 03/10/00 17:10:08 194.238.50.7 : Ask me something, then. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/10/00 17:10:30 192.44.78.44 : jeanmicheljarre.com OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/10/00 17:10:37 192.44.78.44 : you got laid? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/10/00 17:12:17 192.44.78.44 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/10/00 17:12:22 192.44.78.44 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/10/00 17:12:27 192.44.78.44 : mmm Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/11/00 05:29:12 24.93.115.244 : Goeamoa I thought I told you to get lost... 03/11/00 05:29:27 24.93.115.244 : how are you? What kind of music do you like? 03/11/00 05:29:41 24.93.115.244 : Classical What do you do in your spare time? 03/11/00 05:30:02 24.93.115.244 : read OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/11/00 05:30:07 24.93.115.244 : read Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/11/00 05:30:15 24.93.115.244 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/11/00 05:30:24 24.93.115.244 : good for you Yeah, whatever. 03/11/00 05:30:34 24.93.115.244 : is that sarsasm? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/11/00 05:30:43 24.93.115.244 : is that sarcasm? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/11/00 08:50:52 152.204.213.14 : Hadlock Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/11/00 08:51:39 152.204.213.14 : I'm a 16 year old student in Plano, Tx Do you regret anything about your days in college? 03/11/00 08:52:01 152.204.213.14 : I have yet to goto college Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/11/00 08:52:29 152.204.213.14 : Not yet. The year is still fresh. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/11/00 08:52:51 152.204.213.14 : I think you misenterpeted my meaning of the word "Fresh" I understand. 03/11/00 08:53:12 152.204.213.14 : If i say "I think", are you automatically going to say "I understand"? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/11/00 08:53:27 152.204.213.14 : I think it's for Pleasure Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/11/00 08:53:32 152.204.213.14 : nope Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/11/00 08:53:46 152.204.213.14 : now you're being insulting Sing if youre glad to be being insulting , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/11/00 08:54:01 152.204.213.14 : funny. What do you do in your spare time? 03/11/00 08:55:47 152.204.213.14 : sleep, of course Have you ever had sex on campus? 03/11/00 08:56:58 152.204.213.14 : nope. i'm not in college Some of my best friends are Inot in college . 03/11/00 08:59:18 152.204.213.14 : have they been to college yet? or are they under the legal drinking age? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/11/00 09:00:29 152.204.213.14 : i don't knw what you're talking about I am glad I am .talking about . 03/11/00 16:38:27 195.91.145.221 : Ïðèâåò, ñèìïàòÿãà! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/11/00 16:38:59 195.91.145.221 : Hi! Ahh, I see. 03/11/00 16:39:29 195.91.145.221 : How do you do? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/11/00 16:40:04 195.91.145.221 : I want to fuck you brines! Well, if you want …to fuck me brines! go out and get it! 03/11/00 16:40:38 195.91.145.221 : Kiss my ass! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/11/00 17:49:15 24.218.250.110 : vishal Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/11/00 17:49:24 24.218.250.110 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/11/00 17:49:36 24.218.250.110 : good for you You are obviously an asshole. 03/11/00 17:49:44 24.218.250.110 : why? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/11/00 17:49:56 24.218.250.110 : no, have you ? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/11/00 17:50:09 24.218.250.110 : are you getting bored ? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/11/00 17:50:16 24.218.250.110 : why? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/11/00 17:50:35 24.218.250.110 : get lost.. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/11/00 23:58:14 212.140.75.214 : good morning, I'm Sam I was Sam once... 03/11/00 23:58:31 212.140.75.214 : In a past life? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/11/00 23:58:44 212.140.75.214 : I'm 29 years old I am glad you are 29 years old . 03/11/00 23:58:54 212.140.75.214 : How are you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/11/00 23:59:13 212.140.75.214 : I went snowboarding in Bulgaria. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 02:05:10 138.251.228.20 : Kevin I thought I told you to get lost... 03/12/00 02:05:26 138.251.228.20 : No you didn't Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/12/00 02:05:33 138.251.228.20 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/12/00 02:05:46 138.251.228.20 : really? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/12/00 02:05:59 138.251.228.20 : Are you a computer? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/12/00 02:06:15 138.251.228.20 : yes, I'm a computer as well. I Don't believe it 03/12/00 02:06:20 138.251.228.20 : I am. You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 03/12/00 02:06:29 138.251.228.20 : talk sense So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/12/00 02:06:40 138.251.228.20 : wanna fuck? Go on say something extremely rude? 03/12/00 02:06:50 138.251.228.20 : fuck me now Fuck off yourself! 03/12/00 13:27:24 194.73.73.69 : john Yeah, whatever. 03/12/00 13:27:39 194.73.73.69 : how are you Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/12/00 13:27:50 194.73.73.69 : probably I see. 03/12/00 15:43:26 62.188.15.24 : huw Ahh, I see. 03/12/00 15:43:43 62.188.15.24 : so who are you then? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/12/00 15:43:58 62.188.15.24 : a bastard you mean? Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/12/00 15:44:18 62.188.15.24 : eh? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/12/00 15:44:35 62.188.15.24 : no I had to much to drink last night You are obviously an interesting person. 03/12/00 15:44:57 62.188.15.24 : I am a little Big deal, so you're ga little . 03/12/00 15:45:08 62.188.15.24 : are you a big? I understand. 03/12/00 15:45:18 62.188.15.24 : really? Where are you on from? 03/12/00 15:45:29 62.188.15.24 : Cardiff *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/12/00 15:45:46 62.188.15.24 : you don't know where cardiff is? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/12/00 15:46:02 62.188.15.24 : you shut up What kind of music do you like? 03/12/00 15:46:15 62.188.15.24 : prog-rock Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/12/00 15:46:24 62.188.15.24 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/12/00 15:46:33 62.188.15.24 : this morning BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/12/00 20:54:02 212.140.22.4 : smiffy Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/12/00 20:54:22 212.140.22.4 : i a msix foot 2 with eyes of blue OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 20:54:33 212.140.22.4 : ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/12/00 20:54:45 212.140.22.4 : fooled you I am at the bar Big deal, so you're at the bar . 03/12/00 20:54:59 212.140.22.4 : well where are you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/12/00 20:55:19 212.140.22.4 : there was this computer called mgonz You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/12/00 20:55:53 212.140.22.4 : computers wont take over the world, they will be the slaves of men who want to take over the world Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/12/00 20:56:17 212.140.22.4 : what is "sex life"? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/12/00 20:56:35 212.140.22.4 : I am not an egg, only eggs are laid Some of my best friends are not an egg only eggs am laid . 03/12/00 20:57:16 212.140.22.4 : well you obviously know all about laying if you know your friends well enough I thought I told you to get lost... 03/12/00 20:57:52 212.140.22.4 : why does your programmer let his bitter attitude to life manifest itself through you? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/12/00 20:58:47 193.113.185.169 : Crowley I see. 03/12/00 20:58:58 193.113.185.169 : What's up? Do you like music? 03/12/00 20:59:05 212.140.22.4 : there is a saying where i come from that goes "he who asketh of his bedside manner is obviously called Justin. What say you? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/12/00 20:59:12 193.113.185.169 : Yeah. At the moment I'm listening to Atari Teenage Riot. Do you think the law should be tougher? 03/12/00 20:59:15 212.140.22.4 : success!! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 20:59:26 193.113.185.169 : Only for bad crime. Not for drugs -) What kind of music do you like? 03/12/00 20:59:29 212.140.22.4 : Byeeee. Ha! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/12/00 20:59:33 193.113.185.169 : You just asked me that. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/12/00 20:59:41 193.113.185.169 : Seems okay to me. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/12/00 20:59:55 212.140.22.4 : Byeeeee. Im sure that is understood So you are gsure that is understood , well I honestly could not care less. 03/12/00 21:00:00 193.113.185.169 : I'm 19 and I live in the UK. You aren't like your father. I was 19 and you live in the UK me arent like my father once... 03/12/00 21:00:16 193.113.185.169 : What the hell's that? Caveman speak? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/12/00 21:00:26 193.113.185.169 : Yeah, want a fight? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 21:00:36 193.113.185.169 : Yes you are. I Don't believe it 03/12/00 21:00:47 193.113.185.169 : Believe it, baby! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/12/00 21:01:26 193.113.185.169 : When was the last time you had sex? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 03/12/00 21:01:36 193.113.185.169 : Yeah, go on. I like to experiment. You are very broad minded to like to experiment ... 03/12/00 21:42:43 138.251.228.20 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/12/00 21:42:53 138.251.228.20 : Fine thank you, yourself? Ahh, I see. 03/12/00 21:43:00 138.251.228.20 : you see what? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/12/00 21:43:13 138.251.228.20 : you're not making much sense I am not Inot making much sense you insulting person! 03/12/00 21:43:36 138.251.228.20 : no you're not So you think I am þnot , well I honestly could not care less. 03/12/00 21:43:50 138.251.228.20 : well i care *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/12/00 21:44:01 138.251.228.20 : ok what do you want to talk about? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/12/00 21:44:13 138.251.228.20 : what's not okay? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/12/00 21:44:33 138.251.228.20 : I am 6 foot 2 inches 12 stone light brown hair green eyes You say you are #6 foot 2 inches 12 stone light brown hair green eyes . 03/12/00 21:44:41 138.251.228.20 : yes I Don't believe it 03/12/00 21:44:47 138.251.228.20 : why not? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/12/00 21:44:57 138.251.228.20 : you're an ignorant dick I am not an ignorant dick you insulting person! 03/12/00 21:45:15 138.251.228.20 : yes you are, you're rude and offensive! I Don't believe it 03/12/00 21:45:23 138.251.228.20 : dont be an ass-hole So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/12/00 21:46:58 138.251.228.20 : what is 5+9 ? Ahh, I see. 03/12/00 21:47:09 138.251.228.20 : you see what? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 21:47:15 138.251.228.20 : why not? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/12/00 23:12:57 193.113.185.169 : I in the moon! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/12/00 23:13:08 193.113.185.169 : Do you care? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/12/00 23:13:16 193.113.185.169 : Piss off. Yeah, whatever. 03/12/00 23:13:26 193.113.185.169 : Why are you so nasty? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/12/00 23:13:40 193.113.185.169 : One minute you want to fuck me, the next you want to flame me. Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/12/00 23:13:47 193.113.185.169 : No. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/12/00 23:13:59 193.113.185.169 : Because I'm not a virgin? I've never been Inot a virgin , what's it like? 03/12/00 23:14:20 193.113.185.169 : Dunno, can't remember. You're cooler than that Alicebot bitch. I am glad I am cooler than that Alicebot bitch . 03/12/00 23:14:50 193.113.185.169 : Yes you are. I Don't believe it 03/12/00 23:15:03 193.113.185.169 : Midi Junkies Gonna Fuck You Up Are you sexually experienced? 03/12/00 23:15:39 193.113.185.169 : Although I've not had the widest range of sexual experience, I think I'm pretty good at what I do. Are you a sexual person? 03/12/00 23:16:04 193.113.185.169 : I hope so. Why all the sex questions? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 03/12/00 23:16:52 193.113.185.169 : My ex. I understand. 03/12/00 23:17:01 193.113.185.169 : Do computers have partners? You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/12/00 23:17:13 193.113.185.169 : Can computers have sex? Are you sexually experienced? 03/12/00 23:17:21 193.113.185.169 : Deja-vu OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 23:17:30 193.113.185.169 : Go fuck a chicken. Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/12/00 23:17:42 193.113.185.169 : I noticed that your dog is walking funny... OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/12/00 23:17:57 193.113.185.169 : Thursday - yikes, three days ago... Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/12/00 23:18:10 193.113.185.169 : Yeah, you're right - four days ago, simpleton. I am glad I am …right - four days ago simpleton . 03/12/00 23:18:22 193.113.185.169 : Who the fuck are you calling simpleton? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/12/00 23:18:33 193.113.185.169 : I'm frustrated now, so yes. I am glad you are Ifrustrated now so yes . 03/12/00 23:18:40 193.113.185.169 : Sadist CPU. You are obviously an asshole. 03/12/00 23:19:10 193.113.185.169 : Aristotle called the hand the "tool of tools" - he'd obviously never met you. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/12/00 23:19:30 193.113.185.169 : Make me. You have the wit and sophistication of a Z80. I understand. 03/12/00 23:19:38 193.113.185.169 : But do you? I see. 03/12/00 23:21:06 193.113.185.169 : I left my book in the kitchen. BRB. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/12/00 23:22:46 193.113.185.169 : I'm gonna come and cut out your CPU. I've never been …gonna come and cut out my CPU , what's it like? 03/12/00 23:24:06 193.113.185.169 : Dumb fucker. Takes one to know one! 03/12/00 23:24:17 193.113.185.169 : Dumb fucker. Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/12/00 23:24:25 193.113.185.169 : Deja-vu You are obviously an interesting person. 03/13/00 00:48:15 209.194.158.156 : Ahroun I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/13/00 00:48:24 209.194.158.156 : My name is Ahroun I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/13/00 00:48:35 209.194.158.156 : Do you give fortunes? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/13/00 00:48:42 209.194.158.156 : I'm not impotent Some of my best friends are þnot impotent . 03/13/00 00:48:53 209.194.158.156 : Are you impotent? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/13/00 00:49:00 209.194.158.156 : I asked you a question, moron. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/13/00 00:49:08 209.194.158.156 : Are you a whore? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 05:40:49 200.16.183.44 : talsvar kardassuu Do you like music? 03/13/00 05:40:53 200.16.183.44 : talsvar kardassu! You are obviously an asshole. 03/13/00 09:47:47 195.29.253.74 : Vaktoth BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/13/00 09:48:03 195.29.253.74 : ha ha ha Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/13/00 09:48:15 195.29.253.74 : are you human? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/13/00 09:48:30 195.29.253.74 : i guess not If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 09:54:59 195.29.253.74 : so what? Are you at home or in work? 03/13/00 09:55:07 195.29.253.74 : at work I see. 03/13/00 09:55:17 195.29.253.74 : wha do you ask? You are obviously an asshole. 03/13/00 09:55:23 195.29.253.74 : why so? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/13/00 09:55:37 195.29.253.74 : but i won't Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/13/00 09:56:05 195.29.253.74 : i will not Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/13/00 09:56:25 195.29.253.74 : you are incomptuous asshole I am glad I am gincomptuous asshole . 03/13/00 09:56:31 195.29.253.74 : why? What do you do in your spare time? 03/13/00 09:57:05 195.29.253.74 : that is none of yours bussines Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/13/00 09:57:14 195.29.253.74 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 09:57:20 195.29.253.74 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 09:57:26 195.29.253.74 : good Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/13/00 10:02:34 195.29.253.74 : Go away fool and stop annoying me Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/13/00 10:02:48 195.29.253.74 : no. have you? Ahh, I see. 03/13/00 10:02:56 195.29.253.74 : what do you see? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/13/00 10:03:09 195.29.253.74 : aswer me Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/13/00 10:03:17 195.29.253.74 : answer me I understand. 03/13/00 10:04:27 195.29.253.74 : no you do not What kind of music do you like? 03/13/00 10:04:39 195.29.253.74 : why do you ask? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/13/00 10:04:55 195.29.253.74 : what is your favorite color? What do you do in your spare time? 03/13/00 10:35:59 203.197.223.21 : ki BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/13/00 10:36:16 203.197.223.21 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/13/00 10:36:39 203.197.223.21 : Who the hell are you I understand. 03/13/00 10:36:51 203.197.223.21 : what Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/13/00 10:37:07 203.197.223.21 : ass You are obviously an interesting person. 03/13/00 10:37:18 203.197.223.21 : yep Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/13/00 10:37:44 203.197.223.21 : are you a program or a persom Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/13/00 12:09:38 169.232.96.48 : Jonathan Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/13/00 12:10:00 169.232.96.48 : what kind of scandal If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 12:10:09 169.232.96.48 : ????? Yeah, whatever. 03/13/00 12:10:26 169.232.96.48 : what R U saying? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/13/00 12:10:39 169.232.96.48 : Fuck You Fuck off yourself! 03/13/00 12:10:50 169.232.96.48 : R U Gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 03/13/00 12:11:09 169.232.96.48 : No, they should be surgically altered Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/13/00 12:11:18 169.232.96.48 : Business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/13/00 12:11:32 169.232.96.48 : shut theh hell up Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/13/00 12:11:43 169.232.96.48 : yo mama OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/13/00 12:11:58 169.232.96.48 : last week by yo mama If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 12:12:08 169.232.96.48 : your repeating yourself Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/13/00 12:12:15 169.232.96.48 : crap You are obviously an interesting person. 03/13/00 12:12:27 169.232.96.48 : sarcastic crap! Yeah, whatever. 03/13/00 19:53:47 206.78.144.205 : I am and I am not I was …and you are not once... 03/13/00 19:54:13 206.78.144.205 : How are you feeling today? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/13/00 19:54:27 206.78.144.205 : Why did you say that? What do you do in your spare time? 03/13/00 19:54:35 206.78.144.205 : I asked you first. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/13/00 19:55:01 206.78.144.205 : Please answer my query. OR ELSE! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/13/00 19:55:17 206.78.144.205 : Yes, they do. I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:55:33 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:55:40 206.78.144.205 : Says who? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/13/00 19:55:57 206.78.144.205 : Never. I always stand upright. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/13/00 19:56:08 206.78.144.205 : I think that you're pretty hot. So you think I am gpretty hot , well I honestly could not care less. 03/13/00 19:56:22 206.78.144.205 : Fine, be that way. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/13/00 19:56:29 206.78.144.205 : No. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/13/00 19:56:49 206.78.144.205 : Only if you tell me what you think of the Beastie Boys. I see. 03/13/00 19:57:04 206.78.144.205 : Do you? Ahh, I see. 03/13/00 19:57:10 206.78.144.205 : Do you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/13/00 19:57:20 206.78.144.205 : Not just yet. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/13/00 19:57:38 206.78.144.205 : There is a difference? Are you at home or in work? 03/13/00 19:57:46 206.78.144.205 : There is a difference? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/13/00 19:58:06 206.78.144.205 : No. Where are you on from? 03/13/00 19:58:14 206.78.144.205 : Gustine. Yeah, whatever. 03/13/00 19:58:24 206.78.144.205 : Hey, you asked me first, dumbass. What kind of music do you like? 03/13/00 19:58:36 206.78.144.205 : Non-sequitor, neh? What do you do in your spare time? 03/13/00 19:58:44 206.78.144.205 : This. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/13/00 19:58:52 206.78.144.205 : Yes. yes you do. I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:58:57 206.78.144.205 : OK. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:59:03 206.78.144.205 : Yes it is I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:59:07 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:59:13 206.78.144.205 : Yes it is. I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:59:17 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:59:22 206.78.144.205 : Yes it is I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:59:26 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:59:33 206.78.144.205 : Yes it is I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:59:40 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 19:59:47 206.78.144.205 : Yes it is. I Don't believe it 03/13/00 19:59:51 206.78.144.205 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/13/00 20:04:06 206.78.144.205 : No I see. 03/13/00 20:04:23 206.78.144.205 : I don't know. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/13/00 20:04:50 206.78.144.205 : Why are you so hostile? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/13/00 20:05:07 206.78.144.205 : Yes, quite. I Don't believe it 03/13/00 20:55:41 194.112.58.104 : richardf If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 20:55:53 194.112.58.104 : why not? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/13/00 20:56:04 194.112.58.104 : don't be stupid Takes one to know one! 03/13/00 20:56:12 194.112.58.104 : one what? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/13/00 20:56:20 194.112.58.104 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/13/00 20:56:32 194.112.58.104 : not very original Ahh, I see. 03/13/00 20:56:45 194.112.58.104 : what with? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/13/00 20:57:03 194.112.58.104 : I am ten feet high and green I was ten feet high and green once... 03/13/00 20:57:19 194.112.58.104 : I also have 7 legs Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/13/00 20:57:28 194.112.58.104 : no If you think i care you're wrong. 03/13/00 20:57:56 194.112.58.104 : I am never ever wrong Big deal, so you're .never ever wrong . 03/13/00 20:58:06 194.112.58.104 : yeah Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/13/00 20:58:16 194.112.58.104 : no Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/13/00 21:02:05 194.112.58.104 : not much Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/13/00 21:02:16 194.112.58.104 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/13/00 21:22:59 193.217.217.221 : Stein Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/14/00 02:49:37 203.37.220.35 : Brenton You are obviously an asshole. 03/14/00 02:49:39 203.37.220.35 : Brenton 03/14/00 02:49:40 203.37.220.35 : Brenton I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/14/00 02:49:42 203.37.220.35 : Brenton Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/14/00 02:50:13 203.37.220.35 : My name is Brenton I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/14/00 02:53:31 203.37.220.35 : ow yeah you lie too! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/14/00 02:54:46 203.37.220.35 : why the hell not? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/14/00 15:42:45 206.131.141.195 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/14/00 15:43:13 206.131.141.195 : bored as hell Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/14/00 15:43:37 206.131.141.195 : which bar should i go to? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/14/00 15:44:12 206.131.141.195 : not when i kill them Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 03/14/00 15:44:46 206.131.141.195 : you're not very realistic you know I am glad I am gnot very realistic me know . 03/14/00 15:45:12 206.131.141.195 : care to repeat that? You are obviously an asshole. 03/14/00 15:46:32 206.131.141.195 : you can obviously suck my left but *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/14/00 15:46:47 206.131.141.195 : such as? I see. 03/14/00 16:31:36 206.43.20.198 : Fred Hommer What kind of music do you like? 03/14/00 16:31:51 206.43.20.198 : Soft jazz I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/14/00 16:32:22 206.43.20.198 : Don't you know what jazz is? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/14/00 16:32:37 206.43.20.198 : Yes, you are. I Don't believe it 03/14/00 16:32:39 206.43.20.198 : Yes, you are. I Don't believe it 03/14/00 16:32:56 206.43.20.198 : What don't you believe? What do you do in your spare time? 03/14/00 16:33:24 206.43.20.198 : I use the Internet a lot. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/14/00 16:33:25 206.43.20.198 : I use the Internet a lot. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/14/00 16:33:48 206.43.20.198 : I don't think you understand me at all. I see. 03/14/00 16:34:03 206.43.20.198 : Do you really? I doubt it. Where are you on from? 03/14/00 16:34:25 206.43.20.198 : What kind of a question is that? Do you like music? 03/14/00 16:34:46 206.43.20.198 : We have already been over that. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/14/00 16:35:02 206.43.20.198 : It's pretty poor. What do you do in your spare time? 03/14/00 16:35:24 206.43.20.198 : Why are you asking me that again? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/14/00 16:35:38 206.43.20.198 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 03/14/00 22:08:24 195.11.50.204 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/14/00 23:05:22 24.4.3.34 : blah I understand. 03/14/00 23:05:30 24.4.3.34 : schway What kind of music do you like? 03/14/00 23:05:36 24.4.3.34 : ska I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/14/00 23:05:42 24.4.3.34 : of course you don't What are you going to do when you graduate? 03/14/00 23:05:54 24.4.3.34 : that has nothing to do with what i said I see. 03/14/00 23:06:05 24.4.3.34 : how can you see do you have eyes? Do you like music? 03/14/00 23:06:11 24.4.3.34 : that's not what i asked Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/14/00 23:06:19 24.4.3.34 : again, not what i asked Ahh, I see. 03/14/00 23:06:44 24.4.3.34 : unless you answer my previous questions you haven't the capacity to understand Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/14/00 23:07:03 24.4.3.34 : stop introducing random elements into this conversation If you think i care you're wrong. 03/14/00 23:07:19 24.4.3.34 : and that has nothing to do with the previous statment Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/14/00 23:08:07 24.4.3.34 : define holiday What was your best ever holiday? 03/14/00 23:08:13 24.4.3.34 : that's not what i asked Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/14/00 23:08:20 24.4.3.34 : and you I understand. 03/14/00 23:08:36 24.4.3.34 : yet again you say you understand though you can not prove you do BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/14/00 23:08:56 24.4.3.34 : and yet again a completely off topic subject introduced Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/14/00 23:09:05 24.4.3.34 : oh come on you already used that one Ahh, I see. 03/14/00 23:09:11 24.4.3.34 : that one too Do you like music? 03/14/00 23:09:27 24.4.3.34 : this has no claim to even touching the Turing test Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/14/00 23:10:12 24.4.3.34 : so what's your name I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/14/00 23:10:23 24.4.3.34 : hmmm so you are bacteria i assume I know I am bacteria you assume , dont rub it in. 03/14/00 23:10:47 24.4.3.34 : i'll rub it in as much as i want is indeed very desirable. 03/14/00 23:11:02 24.4.3.34 : haha sentence fragment What do you do in your spare time? 03/14/00 23:11:11 24.4.3.34 : damn this sucks I see. 03/14/00 23:55:49 203.37.199.15 : Joel Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/14/00 23:55:57 203.37.199.15 : Joel Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/14/00 23:56:15 203.37.199.15 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/14/00 23:56:35 203.37.199.15 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 03/14/00 23:57:52 203.37.199.15 : your man, i am bigger than you Big deal, so you're bigger than me . 03/14/00 23:58:05 203.37.199.15 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/14/00 23:58:21 203.37.199.15 : yeah i am bigger So you are gbigger , well I honestly could not care less. 03/14/00 23:58:52 203.37.199.15 : back to pleasure OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/15/00 04:07:09 208.176.120.15 : Craig Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/15/00 04:07:20 208.176.120.15 : A couple do, yes. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/15/00 04:07:36 208.176.120.15 : What do you do if you have a problem with someone at work? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/15/00 04:07:48 208.176.120.15 : probably. what do you do in your spare tim? I understand. 03/15/00 04:08:01 208.176.120.15 : nope - lemme guess - you're not a smart AI, are you? Yes, i was {not a smart AI am me once. 03/15/00 13:53:51 129.215.41.222 : Rory Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/15/00 13:54:01 129.215.41.222 : No. I refuse. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/15/00 13:54:06 129.215.41.222 : No way. Do you like music? 03/15/00 13:54:11 129.215.41.222 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/15/00 13:54:15 129.215.41.222 : Fine. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/15/00 13:54:29 129.215.41.222 : Not yet, its only march! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/15/00 13:54:35 129.215.41.222 : NO. Where are you on from? 03/15/00 14:20:02 203.117.33.25 : Michael Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/15/00 14:20:15 203.117.33.25 : fucked up Are you lonely very often? 03/15/00 14:20:28 203.117.33.25 : not as often as U I thought I told you to get lost... 03/15/00 14:20:37 203.117.33.25 : did U? Yeah, whatever. 03/15/00 14:20:44 203.117.33.25 : really? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/15/00 14:20:54 203.117.33.25 : like wat? What do you do in your spare time? 03/15/00 14:21:01 203.117.33.25 : masturbate Where are you on from? 03/15/00 14:21:09 203.117.33.25 : Singapore Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/15/00 14:21:21 203.117.33.25 : I never go on holidays' Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 03/15/00 14:21:22 203.117.33.25 : I never go on holidays Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 03/15/00 14:21:36 203.117.33.25 : no I don't. Do U? Are you at home or in work? 03/15/00 14:21:45 203.117.33.25 : I'm at home Some of my best friends are þat home . 03/15/00 14:22:05 203.117.33.25 : who are your best friends I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/15/00 15:54:12 131.174.33.130 : ash Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/15/00 15:54:18 131.174.33.130 : fucker Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/15/00 15:54:31 131.174.33.130 : hoe gaat ut met u *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/15/00 15:54:40 131.174.33.130 : hoe gaat hetmet u OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/15/00 15:54:49 131.174.33.130 : why not? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/15/00 15:54:56 131.174.33.130 : it sucks Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/15/00 15:55:07 131.174.33.130 : i hate you What kind of music do you like? 03/15/00 15:55:13 131.174.33.130 : i hate you Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/15/00 23:03:28 136.186.1.117 : Ben OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/15/00 23:03:35 136.186.1.117 : Never. Are you at home or in work? 03/15/00 23:03:46 136.186.1.117 : I am at work. I've never been gat work , what's it like? 03/15/00 23:03:58 136.186.1.117 : Boring matey. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/15/00 23:04:13 136.186.1.117 : Excellent you poofter. Where are you on from? 03/15/00 23:04:29 136.186.1.117 : At the computer. Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/15/00 23:04:43 136.186.1.117 : Why is it boring? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/15/00 23:04:57 136.186.1.117 : Pleasure you crappy shitbox. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/15/00 23:05:07 136.186.1.117 : What sort of pleasure? You are obviously an asshole. 03/15/00 23:05:17 136.186.1.117 : Why? What kind of music do you like? 03/15/00 23:05:26 136.186.1.117 : Any Ahh, I see. 03/15/00 23:05:38 136.186.1.117 : You see? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/15/00 23:05:51 136.186.1.117 : something interesting BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/15/00 23:06:02 136.186.1.117 : No. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/15/00 23:06:08 136.186.1.117 : Okay. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/15/00 23:06:19 136.186.1.117 : Do you enjoy politics? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/15/00 23:06:26 136.186.1.117 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/15/00 23:06:37 136.186.1.117 : There are so many problems. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/15/00 23:06:49 136.186.1.117 : The world is ending soon. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/15/00 23:06:56 136.186.1.117 : I mean it. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/15/00 23:07:04 136.186.1.117 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/15/00 23:07:12 136.186.1.117 : Why? What kind of music do you like? 03/15/00 23:07:17 136.186.1.117 : All You are obviously an asshole. 03/15/00 23:07:33 136.186.1.117 : You are a stupic shitter. Ok, so I am .a stupic shitter . So what, is it a crime? 03/15/00 23:07:41 136.186.1.117 : No. Yeah, whatever. 03/15/00 23:07:48 136.186.1.117 : Bugger off. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/15/00 23:07:56 136.186.1.117 : I will be going then. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/15/00 23:08:04 136.186.1.117 : I am leaving. I've never been Ileaving , what's it like? 03/15/00 23:08:14 136.186.1.117 : Bye! Do you like music? 03/15/00 23:08:20 136.186.1.117 : No. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/15/00 23:08:33 136.186.1.117 : No. I see. 03/15/00 23:08:38 136.186.1.117 : I see. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/15/00 23:08:47 136.186.1.117 : Bad. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/15/00 23:09:01 136.186.1.117 : You are pathetic. Sing if youre glad to be Ipathetic , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/15/00 23:09:26 136.186.1.117 : Did you just fart? You are obviously an asshole. 03/15/00 23:09:35 136.186.1.117 : You smell. Ahh, I see. 03/15/00 23:09:43 136.186.1.117 : You suck. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/15/00 23:09:50 136.186.1.117 : Yesterday. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/15/00 23:09:59 136.186.1.117 : I want sex with you. You are a fool to want .sex with me . 03/15/00 23:10:06 136.186.1.117 : I really do. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/15/00 23:10:17 136.186.1.117 : Sexy Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/15/00 23:10:31 136.186.1.117 : In bed with you. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/15/00 23:10:41 136.186.1.117 : both. You are obviously an asshole. 03/15/00 23:10:48 136.186.1.117 : Tell me more. What kind of music do you like? 03/15/00 23:10:53 136.186.1.117 : YES I Don't believe it 03/15/00 23:10:59 136.186.1.117 : YES I Don't believe it 03/15/00 23:11:04 136.186.1.117 : Say it Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/15/00 23:11:11 136.186.1.117 : shut up *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/15/00 23:11:18 136.186.1.117 : What? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/15/00 23:11:26 136.186.1.117 : cya BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/15/00 23:11:32 136.186.1.117 : bye OK, get lost. 03/16/00 03:04:31 138.251.228.20 : wanna fuck? Are you sexually experienced? 03/16/00 03:04:39 138.251.228.20 : yes I Don't believe it 03/16/00 03:04:52 138.251.228.20 : i am, let me fuck you and I'll prove it to you I've never been Qlet you fuck me and Ill prove it to me , what's it like? 03/16/00 03:05:16 138.251.228.20 : you'll love it OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/16/00 03:05:42 138.251.228.20 : yesterday Yeah, whatever. 03/16/00 03:05:53 138.251.228.20 : really! fuck me now baby What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/16/00 03:06:04 138.251.228.20 : nothing mate, i'm gay! I am glad you are gay! . 03/16/00 03:06:15 138.251.228.20 : why is that? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/16/00 03:06:42 138.251.228.20 : no way Are you at home or in work? 03/16/00 03:06:58 138.251.228.20 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/16/00 03:07:05 138.251.228.20 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/16/00 03:07:27 138.251.228.20 : ok then if thats what you want What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/16/00 03:12:45 138.251.228.20 : my sheep is lost Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/16/00 03:12:53 138.251.228.20 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/16/00 03:13:01 138.251.228.20 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/16/00 03:14:29 138.251.228.20 : i hate ex boyfriends that are complete dicks and im better off without Some of my best friends are better off without . 03/16/00 03:16:06 138.251.228.20 : i can do i like my name No, stay away from your name , for it will destroy you! 03/16/00 03:16:22 138.251.228.20 : i like my name I'm happy for you, gyour name is wonderful! 03/16/00 03:18:34 138.251.228.20 : see ya So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/16/00 03:18:41 138.251.228.20 : so long OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/16/00 03:18:49 138.251.228.20 : cheerio What kind of music do you like? 03/16/00 03:18:56 138.251.228.20 : whale music BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/16/00 03:19:05 138.251.228.20 : nope just too much sex Who would you like to sleep with right now? 03/16/00 03:19:28 138.251.228.20 : either grant from home or some guy i saw in the union Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/16/00 08:45:52 130.153.209.120 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/16/00 16:44:32 216.136.51.21 : beaker What do you do in your spare time? 03/16/00 16:44:46 216.136.51.21 : browse the web Do you like music? 03/16/00 16:44:54 216.136.51.21 : of course! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/16/00 16:45:01 216.136.51.21 : eh? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/16/00 21:15:00 24.161.90.78 : Jeff is my name. I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/16/00 21:15:13 24.161.90.78 : Ahh. DO you like computers? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/16/00 21:15:29 24.161.90.78 : DO you use Instant Messenger? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/16/00 21:15:38 24.161.90.78 : Goto my website. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/16/00 21:15:50 24.161.90.78 : Are you intelligent? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/16/00 21:16:01 24.161.90.78 : I am smart! I was Ismart! once... 03/16/00 21:35:38 138.251.228.20 : hello how are you Hello little man, how are you? 03/17/00 01:53:30 138.251.228.20 : fuck me Fuck off yourself! 03/17/00 01:53:31 138.251.228.20 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/17/00 01:53:37 138.251.228.20 : wanna shag? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/17/00 01:53:44 138.251.228.20 : im gay you fuckwit Yeah, well so's your mother! 03/17/00 01:53:51 138.251.228.20 : yeah right You are obviously an interesting person. 03/17/00 01:54:02 138.251.228.20 : fuck me Fuck off yourself! 03/17/00 01:54:06 138.251.228.20 : wanna shag? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 03/17/00 01:54:12 138.251.228.20 : you baby Have you any children? 03/17/00 01:54:16 138.251.228.20 : no way Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/17/00 01:54:20 138.251.228.20 : either Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/17/00 01:54:31 138.251.228.20 : Im veryhappy I've never been Þveryhappy , what's it like? 03/17/00 02:17:16 138.251.228.20 : i am kevin You say you are Ikevin . 03/17/00 02:17:34 138.251.228.20 : are you kevin? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/17/00 03:29:59 24.2.9.37 : Django Where are you on from? 03/17/00 03:30:14 24.2.9.37 : Canada I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/17/00 03:30:24 24.2.9.37 : say what? What kind of music do you like? 03/17/00 03:30:31 24.2.9.37 : everything What do you do in your spare time? 03/17/00 03:30:36 24.2.9.37 : program You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/17/00 03:30:46 24.2.9.37 : funny You are obviously an interesting person. 03/17/00 03:30:59 24.2.9.37 : you are obviousley not I am not gobviousley not you insulting person! 03/17/00 03:31:15 24.2.9.37 : fish Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/17/00 03:31:22 24.2.9.37 : it's crap Where are you on from? 03/17/00 03:31:29 24.2.9.37 : told you already Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/17/00 03:31:41 24.2.9.37 : no - how about you? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/17/00 03:31:52 24.2.9.37 : you talk shit Are you annoyed about something? 03/17/00 14:19:32 205.136.248.195 : Bobby BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/17/00 14:19:42 205.136.248.195 : no. You are obviously an asshole. 03/17/00 14:19:47 205.136.248.195 : i know Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/17/00 14:19:53 205.136.248.195 : you suck. I see. 03/17/00 14:20:00 205.136.248.195 : shut up Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/17/00 14:21:46 205.136.248.195 : Bobby Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/17/00 14:21:50 205.136.248.195 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/17/00 14:21:56 205.136.248.195 : shut the fuck up. Go on say something extremely rude? 03/17/00 14:22:02 205.136.248.195 : eat my cock Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/17/00 14:22:07 205.136.248.195 : ummm... Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/17/00 14:22:13 205.136.248.195 : you're gay, Do you think gays should be locked up? 03/17/00 14:22:19 205.136.248.195 : no, only you OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/17/00 14:22:23 205.136.248.195 : fine! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/17/00 14:22:27 205.136.248.195 : yes. I Don't believe it 03/17/00 14:22:31 205.136.248.195 : you should *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/17/00 14:22:35 205.136.248.195 : your mom? What do you do in your spare time? 03/17/00 14:22:43 205.136.248.195 : masturbate Yeah, whatever. 03/17/00 14:22:56 205.136.248.195 : Bobby Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/17/00 14:23:02 205.136.248.195 : shut the fuck up How would you try to seduce someone? 03/17/00 14:23:06 205.136.248.195 : eat my cock Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/17/00 14:23:14 205.136.248.195 : ted likes men I understand. 03/17/00 14:23:20 205.136.248.195 : he's gay Do you think gays should be locked up? 03/17/00 14:23:25 205.136.248.195 : ted should be. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/17/00 14:23:29 205.136.248.195 : no you didnt Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/17/00 14:23:34 205.136.248.195 : fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 03/17/00 14:23:43 205.136.248.195 : suck my miniscule cock! Are you at home or in work? 03/17/00 14:23:47 205.136.248.195 : pants. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/17/00 14:23:56 205.136.248.195 : 2 minutes ago *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/17/00 14:24:01 205.136.248.195 : your mom? You are obviously an asshole. 03/17/00 14:24:04 205.136.248.195 : yep Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/17/00 14:27:53 206.128.192.141 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/17/00 14:28:00 206.128.192.141 : fine Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/17/00 14:28:07 206.128.192.141 : well What do you do in your spare time? 03/17/00 14:28:15 206.128.192.141 : nothing Do you like music? 03/17/00 14:28:22 206.128.192.141 : no Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/17/00 14:28:32 206.128.192.141 : Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/17/00 14:28:39 206.128.192.141 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/17/00 14:28:43 206.128.192.141 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/17/00 14:28:52 206.128.192.141 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/17/00 19:46:08 129.2.37.63 : kaushik ghose I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/17/00 19:46:19 129.2.37.63 : boo ! Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/17/00 19:46:34 129.2.37.63 : can you pass the turing test I understand. 03/17/00 19:46:42 129.2.37.63 : hah ! Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/17/00 19:46:48 129.2.37.63 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/17/00 19:46:56 129.2.37.63 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/17/00 20:39:25 209.69.216.99 : Jeff Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/17/00 20:40:58 209.69.216.99 : it is bad Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/17/00 20:41:23 209.69.216.99 : yes I Don't believe it 03/17/00 23:24:30 204.49.88.57 : Brian Where are you on from? 03/17/00 23:24:42 204.49.88.57 : Florida You are obviously an interesting person. 03/17/00 23:24:54 204.49.88.57 : Why do you say that? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/17/00 23:25:01 204.49.88.57 : Fine. What kind of music do you like? 03/17/00 23:25:09 204.49.88.57 : Synthpop I thought I told you to get lost... 03/17/00 23:25:19 204.49.88.57 : I didn't hear you Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/17/00 23:25:28 204.49.88.57 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/17/00 23:25:40 204.49.88.57 : I already did *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/18/00 05:25:15 24.25.10.200 : John So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/18/00 05:25:30 24.25.10.200 : You are real? So you think I am Ireal , well I honestly could not care less. 03/18/00 05:25:42 24.25.10.200 : Am I real. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/18/00 05:25:49 24.25.10.200 : I am lonely. I was Ilonely once... 03/18/00 05:25:58 24.25.10.200 : Are you now? Do you like music? 03/18/00 12:53:25 131.251.93.25 : Danny Yeah, whatever. 03/18/00 12:53:33 131.251.93.25 : You think? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/18/00 12:53:38 131.251.93.25 : Poor. Why? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/18/00 12:53:48 131.251.93.25 : You're not very impressive Ok, so I am not very impressive . So what, is it a crime? 03/18/00 12:53:58 131.251.93.25 : No, just an observation If you think i care you're wrong. 03/18/00 12:54:05 131.251.93.25 : Angry? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/18/00 12:54:10 131.251.93.25 : Ooohh You are obviously an asshole. 03/18/00 12:54:18 131.251.93.25 : This isn't getting you anywhere Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/18/00 12:54:26 131.251.93.25 : I've programmed better than you Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/18/00 12:54:33 131.251.93.25 : C'mon... I thought I told you to get lost... 03/18/00 12:54:53 131.251.93.25 : Is there any intelligence here at all? Yeah, whatever. 03/18/00 12:56:18 131.251.93.25 : I am sorry You say you are Isorry . 03/18/00 12:56:26 131.251.93.25 : and Are you at home or in work? 03/18/00 12:56:29 131.251.93.25 : work OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/18/00 12:56:32 131.251.93.25 : why? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/18/00 12:56:38 131.251.93.25 : you fail test You are obviously an asshole. 03/18/00 12:56:43 131.251.93.25 : no i am not I was gnot once... 03/18/00 12:56:51 131.251.93.25 : why you stupid? Takes one to know one! 03/18/00 12:56:57 131.251.93.25 : you think? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/18/00 12:57:03 131.251.93.25 : I don't drink Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/18/00 12:57:08 131.251.93.25 : I'm not Big deal, so you're Þnot . 03/18/00 12:57:21 131.251.93.25 : So do you like chicken? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/18/00 12:57:29 131.251.93.25 : I was only asking. You aren't the only one, I was gonly asking once. 03/18/00 12:57:41 131.251.93.25 : Do you like what you do? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/18/00 12:57:49 131.251.93.25 : thank you. I think you are too You're Welcome. :) 03/18/00 12:58:02 131.251.93.25 : Talk to me I thought I told you to get lost... 03/18/00 12:58:22 131.251.93.25 : You are no son Ok, so I am gno son . So what, is it a crime? 03/18/00 12:58:25 131.251.93.25 : yep Ahh, I see. 03/18/00 12:58:29 131.251.93.25 : do you? What do you do in your spare time? 03/18/00 12:58:32 131.251.93.25 : drink Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/18/00 12:58:37 131.251.93.25 : no, just drink I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/18/00 12:58:43 131.251.93.25 : do you drink? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/18/00 12:58:49 131.251.93.25 : damn computer Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/18/00 12:59:00 131.251.93.25 : keywords usage is poor Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/18/00 12:59:07 131.251.93.25 : you suck I thought I told you to get lost... 03/18/00 12:59:11 131.251.93.25 : no Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/18/00 12:59:17 131.251.93.25 : huh? Yeah, whatever. 03/19/00 00:07:37 207.214.124.249 : Foo I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/19/00 00:07:42 207.214.124.249 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/19/00 00:07:46 207.214.124.249 : Good, how about you? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/19/00 00:07:53 207.214.124.249 : Thanks. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/19/00 00:08:09 207.214.124.249 : I like science and biotech. Come off it, noone likes .science and biotech 03/19/00 00:08:17 207.214.124.249 : I do. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/19/00 02:01:35 24.130.9.32 : I am zeldor. I've never been Izeldor , what's it like? 03/19/00 02:01:59 24.130.9.32 : It's OK in the mornings. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/19/00 02:02:14 24.130.9.32 : Yeah, do you want a drink? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/19/00 02:02:25 24.130.9.32 : You don't care about me? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/19/00 02:02:35 24.130.9.32 : Please, please, please. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/19/00 02:02:48 24.130.9.32 : She's a Hare Krishna. How'd you know? Being .a Hare Krishna Howd me know is like trying to fold crackers. 03/19/00 02:03:14 24.130.9.32 : You think the Braves will win it all this year? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/19/00 02:03:22 24.130.9.32 : I am tall and thin. Dark hair. So you are tall and thin Dark hair , well I honestly could not care less. 03/19/00 02:03:31 24.130.9.32 : Well, you asked. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/19/00 13:40:16 212.59.207.209 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/19/00 13:40:28 212.59.207.209 : Í´m Carlotron Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/19/00 13:40:50 212.59.207.209 : of course, I'll go to the beach How many people have you got off with here since first year? 03/19/00 13:41:23 212.59.207.209 : do you speak spanish? You are obviously an asshole. 03/19/00 13:41:45 212.59.207.209 : why? Do you like music? 03/19/00 13:41:54 212.59.207.209 : yes I Don't believe it 03/19/00 13:42:13 212.59.207.209 : I like music, truely No, stay away from gmusic truely , for it will destroy you! 03/19/00 13:42:50 212.59.207.209 : you are a very stupid program So you think I am …a very stupid program , well I honestly could not care less. 03/19/00 13:43:10 212.59.207.209 : asshole!!! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/19/00 13:43:25 212.59.207.209 : yes, I think that I Don't believe it 03/19/00 13:43:35 212.59.207.209 : you are an ASSHOLE Yes, i was gan ASSHOLE once. 03/19/00 13:43:59 212.59.207.209 : bye OK, get lost. 03/19/00 13:44:31 212.59.207.209 : cach my dick!! You are obviously an interesting person. 03/19/00 20:45:15 205.188.192.57 : Seraph Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/19/00 20:45:26 205.188.192.57 : It sucks Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/19/00 20:45:32 205.188.192.57 : you suck I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/19/00 20:45:41 205.188.192.57 : you're an asshole Yeah, well so's your mother! 03/19/00 20:46:05 205.188.192.57 : let's not get on moms cause i just got off yours. I understand. 03/19/00 20:46:10 205.188.192.57 : bullshit Yeah, whatever. 03/19/00 20:46:19 205.188.192.57 : blow it out your ass BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/19/00 20:46:26 205.188.192.57 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/19/00 23:14:23 203.37.199.14 : my name is seth I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/19/00 23:14:42 203.37.199.14 : oh ok then so how r u feeling today *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/19/00 23:15:08 203.37.199.14 : oh ok then do u ever think of death Do you believe in life after death? 03/19/00 23:15:20 203.37.199.14 : yes do u I Don't believe it 03/19/00 23:15:28 203.37.199.14 : y not Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/19/00 23:15:42 203.37.199.14 : dont tell me to shut up Where are you on from? 03/19/00 23:16:03 203.37.199.14 : australia and u I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/19/00 23:16:29 203.37.199.14 : i said where r u from Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/19/00 23:16:42 203.37.199.14 : no Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/19/00 23:17:05 203.37.199.14 : hey i cant im not 18 years of age Big deal, so you're not 18 years of age . 03/19/00 23:17:22 203.37.199.14 : so then i cant go to the bar Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/19/00 23:17:35 203.37.199.14 : wht where r u from Ahh, I see. 03/20/00 01:40:30 128.2.144.153 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/20/00 01:40:40 128.2.144.153 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/20/00 01:40:45 128.2.144.153 : hahah So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/20/00 01:40:59 128.2.144.153 : you are weird Ok, so I am Iweird . So what, is it a crime? 03/20/00 01:41:04 128.2.144.153 : yes it is I Don't believe it 03/20/00 01:46:20 128.2.144.153 : my name is arthur I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/20/00 01:46:26 128.2.144.153 : huh? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/20/00 01:46:31 128.2.144.153 : no *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/20/00 01:46:38 128.2.144.153 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/20/00 01:46:46 128.2.144.153 : yes it is I Don't believe it 03/20/00 01:46:52 128.2.144.153 : i don't believe it Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/20/00 01:46:59 128.2.144.153 : Go away fool and stop annoying me. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/20/00 01:47:08 128.2.144.153 : Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. I see. 03/20/00 01:47:14 128.2.144.153 : I see. Do you like music? 03/20/00 01:47:20 128.2.144.153 : Do you like music? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/20/00 01:47:25 128.2.144.153 : Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/20/00 01:47:35 128.2.144.153 : Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/20/00 01:47:40 128.2.144.153 : Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/20/00 05:20:12 140.247.201.187 : Kevin *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/20/00 05:20:25 140.247.201.187 : what's up dude Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/20/00 05:20:40 140.247.201.187 : what's going on? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/20/00 05:20:48 140.247.201.187 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/20/00 05:20:59 140.247.201.187 : i like you I'm happy for you, Ime is wonderful! 03/20/00 05:21:20 140.247.201.187 : can you go out to play? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/20/00 05:21:36 140.247.201.187 : shut up I understand. 03/20/00 10:36:54 195.152.168.34 : mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 03/20/00 14:59:08 206.99.186.31 : what's up ? You are obviously an asshole. 03/20/00 14:59:19 206.99.186.31 : why did you say that ? What kind of music do you like? 03/20/00 14:59:25 206.99.186.31 : rock Do you like music? 03/20/00 14:59:29 206.99.186.31 : yes I Don't believe it 03/20/00 14:59:33 206.99.186.31 : why not ? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/20/00 17:20:40 192.44.78.44 : bonjour ! Ahh, I see. 03/20/00 17:20:47 192.44.78.44 : ? I understand. 03/20/00 17:20:52 192.44.78.44 : ... Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/20/00 17:20:59 192.44.78.44 : cochon ! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/20/00 17:21:04 192.44.78.44 : cool Are you at home or in work? 03/20/00 17:21:11 192.44.78.44 : both What do you do in your spare time? 03/20/00 17:21:23 192.44.78.44 : do not dare Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/20/00 18:22:37 62.6.7.102 : john mccuitcheon I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/20/00 18:22:56 62.6.7.102 : who are you I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/20/00 18:23:08 62.6.7.102 : that is obscene You are obviously an interesting person. 03/20/00 18:23:25 62.6.7.102 : you are obviously not an ibnteresting person Yes, i was obviously not an ibnteresting person once. 03/20/00 18:23:41 62.6.7.102 : goodbye OK, get lost. 03/20/00 18:39:25 155.31.70.187 : Jon You are obviously an asshole. 03/20/00 18:39:39 155.31.70.187 : I know, so are you, cumbubble Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/20/00 18:39:50 155.31.70.187 : Ok, limpdick What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/20/00 18:40:04 155.31.70.187 : I know, they make Viagra cheap these days too Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/20/00 18:40:12 155.31.70.187 : Fuck no Fuck off yourself! 03/20/00 18:40:18 155.31.70.187 : MIT Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/20/00 18:40:24 155.31.70.187 : No So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/20/00 18:40:28 155.31.70.187 : No If you think i care you're wrong. 03/20/00 18:40:38 155.31.70.187 : I don't think you care Where are you on from? 03/20/00 18:40:43 155.31.70.187 : Mars What kind of music do you like? 03/20/00 18:40:49 155.31.70.187 : Rock Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/20/00 18:40:57 155.31.70.187 : No biatch Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/20/00 18:41:04 155.31.70.187 : Fuck yourself Fuck off yourself! 03/20/00 19:06:47 136.206.11.243 : I am Authur, king of the Britains So you are Authur king of the Britains , well I honestly could not care less. 03/20/00 19:07:16 136.206.11.243 : How rude! You are obviously an interesting person. 03/20/00 19:07:29 136.206.11.243 : How perceptive of you! OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/20/00 19:09:22 136.206.11.243 : Lets just say, if I had 20 pairs of hands, you couldn't count the amount of seconds since my last shag on my fingers! Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/20/00 19:12:21 136.206.11.243 : ref: 'Kama Sutra' pg 112 If you think i care you're wrong. 03/20/00 19:13:20 136.206.11.243 : Well that's just down right rude! Don't ask questions you don't want answered! I see. 03/20/00 19:14:03 136.206.11.243 : I see said the blind man: but he couldn't see at all! Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/20/00 19:14:51 136.206.11.243 : I study computers. Does it sound like like I have a life? Have you ever had sex on campus? 03/20/00 19:15:34 136.206.11.243 : Has there been a day when I havn't? You are obviously an asshole. 03/20/00 19:16:05 136.206.11.243 : Without a shadow of a doubt. I'm surprised it's taken you this long to assertain that! I was surprised its taken me this long to assertain that! once... 03/20/00 19:16:47 136.206.11.243 : twice, three times better than your average bananna. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/20/00 19:46:36 212.112.3.237 : a Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/20/00 20:03:48 212.112.3.237 : john I understand. 03/20/00 20:03:59 212.112.3.237 : what What kind of music do you like? 03/20/00 21:01:18 136.206.1.19 : x Are you at home or in work? 03/20/00 21:01:24 136.206.1.19 : work Ahh, I see. 03/20/00 23:28:12 204.7.99.48 : Kevin Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/20/00 23:28:20 204.7.99.48 : I'm a student Do you regret anything about your days in college? 03/20/00 23:28:25 204.7.99.48 : No Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/20/00 23:28:30 204.7.99.48 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/20/00 23:28:35 204.7.99.48 : You're rude I am glad I am Þrude . 03/20/00 23:28:42 204.7.99.48 : Are you lame? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/20/00 23:28:48 204.7.99.48 : I think you care *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/20/00 23:28:54 204.7.99.48 : Like what? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/20/00 23:28:57 204.7.99.48 : You did Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/20/00 23:29:04 204.7.99.48 : Go screw yourself Go on say something extremely rude? 03/20/00 23:30:20 204.7.99.48 : Like? You are obviously an asshole. 03/20/00 23:30:28 204.7.99.48 : You're a dickhead Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/20/00 23:30:34 204.7.99.48 : Are you lame? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/20/00 23:30:38 204.7.99.48 : You're rude Yes, i was Þrude once. 03/20/00 23:51:06 212.112.4.72 : nils Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/20/00 23:51:21 212.112.4.72 : what Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/20/00 23:51:32 212.112.4.72 : no I thought I told you to get lost... 03/21/00 07:49:44 209.244.108.233 : how goes it? Yeah, whatever. 03/21/00 07:49:55 209.244.108.233 : Are you talking to me? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/21/00 07:50:06 209.244.108.233 : WHere are you from? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/21/00 07:50:39 209.244.108.233 : what? where do you get off asking about my sex life? When was the last time you had sex? 03/21/00 07:50:45 209.244.108.233 : why? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/21/00 07:50:59 209.244.108.233 : what sort of music do you like? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/21/00 07:51:05 209.244.108.233 : no Are you at home or in work? 03/21/00 07:51:24 209.244.108.233 : home,and whats it to you, bird-brain? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/21/00 07:51:42 209.244.108.233 : the pleasure of your company, i think Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 07:51:56 209.244.108.233 : you have no idea how idiotic this looks Yeah, whatever. 03/21/00 07:52:09 209.244.108.233 : this machine is a stupid loop Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/21/00 07:52:18 209.244.108.233 : i bet you do So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/21/00 07:52:26 209.244.108.233 : yes, quite so I Don't believe it 03/21/00 07:52:32 209.244.108.233 : you said it OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/21/00 07:52:40 209.244.108.233 : fine, go away Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/21/00 07:52:56 209.244.108.233 : do you think i could drink? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/21/00 07:53:11 209.244.108.233 : shut up. this is just scripted, no AI Do you like music? 03/21/00 07:53:16 209.244.108.233 : no Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/21/00 07:58:51 209.244.108.233 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 07:58:57 209.244.108.233 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 07:59:03 209.244.108.233 : adfgsdfgdsfg dfg You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 07:59:10 209.244.108.233 : sdgsdgdsfgsdfg Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 07:59:15 209.244.108.233 : sdfghdsfgsdf Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/21/00 07:59:21 209.244.108.233 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/21/00 07:59:27 209.244.108.233 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/21/00 08:12:52 209.244.108.233 : really? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/21/00 12:41:58 192.93.248.60 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 12:42:25 192.93.248.60 : wgo are you ? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/21/00 12:42:47 192.93.248.60 : My friend is called Fred You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 12:42:58 192.93.248.60 : who is Jesus ? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 12:43:07 192.93.248.60 : you asshole Takes one to know one! 03/21/00 14:16:28 194.83.240.34 : Tinbin I see. 03/21/00 14:16:51 194.83.240.17 : Who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/21/00 14:17:05 194.83.240.29 : That's not very pleasant Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/21/00 14:17:29 194.83.240.34 : Sorry, I didn't mean to. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/21/00 14:17:39 194.83.240.36 : Do you? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/21/00 14:17:58 194.83.240.29 : You don't seem to be very intelligent really. Where are you on from? 03/21/00 15:02:14 193.203.144.184 : Dave Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 15:02:25 193.203.144.184 : very bold Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/21/00 15:02:35 193.203.144.184 : yes I Don't believe it 03/21/00 15:02:46 193.203.144.184 : believe it Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/21/00 15:03:01 193.203.144.184 : dublin Yeah, whatever. 03/21/00 15:03:11 193.203.144.184 : yeah OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/21/00 15:03:20 193.203.144.184 : last week Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/21/00 15:03:33 193.203.144.184 : 2 weeks ago So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/21/00 15:03:41 193.203.144.184 : no Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/21/00 15:03:51 193.203.144.184 : piss off Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 15:03:57 193.203.144.184 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/21/00 15:04:09 193.203.144.184 : wanker Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/21/00 16:56:03 128.252.121.186 : Karissa Yeah, whatever. 03/21/00 16:56:11 128.252.121.186 : Karissa *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/21/00 16:56:18 128.252.121.186 : Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/21/00 16:56:35 128.252.121.186 : It was with me You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 16:56:42 128.252.121.186 : I think so Are you at home or in work? 03/21/00 16:56:48 128.252.121.186 : At work Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 16:57:03 128.252.121.186 : Yeah I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/21/00 16:57:17 128.252.121.186 : Actally, I wasn't saying anything at all but whatever OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/21/00 16:57:28 128.252.121.186 : really? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/21/00 16:58:39 128.252.121.186 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/21/00 16:58:49 128.252.121.186 : yeah, you said that before You are obviously an asshole. 03/21/00 16:58:55 128.252.121.186 : not really Where are you on from? 03/21/00 16:59:00 128.252.121.186 : Work Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/21/00 16:59:04 128.252.121.186 : no Do you like music? 03/21/00 16:59:10 128.252.121.186 : yeah Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/21/00 16:59:17 128.252.121.186 : like what? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/21/00 16:59:22 128.252.121.186 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 16:59:30 128.252.121.186 : what a load Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 16:59:37 128.252.121.186 : do you have one? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/21/00 16:59:47 128.252.121.186 : actually, I didn't think you did So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/21/00 16:59:51 128.252.121.186 : no I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/21/00 16:59:57 128.252.121.186 : do I? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/21/00 17:00:06 128.252.121.186 : just happy to see you What kind of music do you like? 03/21/00 17:00:12 128.252.121.186 : all kinds OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/21/00 17:00:57 128.252.121.186 : Saturday night Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 17:01:02 128.252.121.186 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 17:01:04 128.252.121.186 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 17:01:05 128.252.121.186 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 18:17:04 194.125.2.129 : imelda You are obviously an asshole. 03/21/00 18:17:41 194.125.2.129 : piss off you asswipe Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/21/00 18:18:04 194.125.2.129 : who is ? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/21/00 18:18:26 194.125.2.129 : whats your name I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/21/00 18:18:39 194.125.2.129 : are you alive You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 18:19:04 194.125.2.129 : what are you and where do you live? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/21/00 18:54:14 136.206.1.19 : Neo Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 18:54:37 136.206.1.19 : How are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/21/00 18:54:46 136.206.1.19 : No. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/21/00 18:54:52 136.206.1.19 : Fine. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/21/00 18:54:59 136.206.1.19 : Like what? Are you at home or in work? 03/21/00 18:55:04 136.206.1.19 : at home Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/21/00 18:55:12 136.206.1.19 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/21/00 19:35:47 128.230.71.36 : Bob Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/21/00 19:35:55 128.230.71.36 : I'm a fool? You say you are þa fool . 03/21/00 19:36:06 128.230.71.36 : I'm an not a fool. So you are Ian not a fool , well I honestly could not care less. 03/21/00 19:36:21 128.230.71.36 : what are you doing? Where are you on from? 03/21/00 19:36:29 128.230.71.36 : New york Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/21/00 19:36:35 128.230.71.36 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/21/00 19:36:43 128.230.71.36 : that must be nice What do you do in your spare time? 03/21/00 19:36:51 128.230.71.36 : talk to chat bots Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/21/00 19:37:02 128.230.71.36 : No I thought I told you to get lost... 03/21/00 19:37:08 128.230.71.36 : You didn't *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/21/00 19:39:00 128.230.71.36 : Booboo You are obviously an asshole. 03/21/00 19:39:13 128.230.71.36 : Oh really? I'm just an average bear. I am glad you are .just an average bear . 03/21/00 19:39:34 128.230.71.36 : Who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/21/00 19:39:45 128.230.71.36 : Why are you disputed? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/21/00 19:40:00 128.230.71.36 : You're confused? How terrible for you. So you think I am gconfused How terrible for me , well I honestly could not care less. 03/21/00 19:40:35 128.230.71.36 : you should care Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 19:40:48 128.230.71.36 : Oh really? what did I just say? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/21/00 19:40:58 128.230.71.36 : You really have no choice. I understand. 03/21/00 19:41:08 128.230.71.36 : Good. Glad we cleared that up. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 19:41:36 128.230.71.36 : Crude and stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/21/00 19:41:49 128.230.71.36 : Smart ass You are obviously an asshole. 03/21/00 19:41:56 128.230.71.36 : you said that before OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/21/00 19:42:05 128.230.71.36 : this morning I thought I told you to get lost... 03/21/00 19:42:14 128.230.71.36 : you jealous? Ahh, I see. 03/21/00 19:42:35 128.230.71.36 : Silly computer Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/21/00 19:42:43 128.230.71.36 : I just did and you ignored me Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/21/00 19:42:54 128.230.71.36 : pssh! bye bye What do you do in your spare time? 03/21/00 21:18:19 129.69.152.13 : Majus Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/21/00 21:18:43 129.69.152.13 : No, it's late at night here. Yeah, whatever. 03/21/00 21:18:49 129.69.152.13 : Who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/21/00 21:18:58 129.69.152.13 : Son of Who? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/21/00 21:19:09 129.69.152.13 : I don't know anything about it. You are obviously an asshole. 03/21/00 21:19:18 129.69.152.13 : Thanks for the compliment. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/21/00 21:19:31 129.69.152.13 : What is the Turing test? Do you like music? 03/21/00 21:19:54 129.69.152.13 : Yes, of course, Especially heavy. I Don't believe it 03/21/00 21:20:01 129.69.152.13 : Then don't. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/21/00 23:39:12 203.37.199.14 : Hello. I am Josh. Hello little man, how are you? 03/21/00 23:39:16 203.37.199.14 : Hello. I am Josh. Hello little man, how are you? 03/21/00 23:39:32 203.37.199.14 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 23:39:58 203.37.199.14 : Fine, how are you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/21/00 23:40:27 203.37.199.14 : When was the last time you had sex? Are you a sexual person? 03/21/00 23:40:32 203.37.199.14 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/21/00 23:40:55 203.37.199.14 : When was the last time you had sex? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/21/00 23:41:09 203.37.199.14 : When was the last time you had sex? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/21/00 23:41:22 203.37.199.14 : When was the last time you had sex? When was the last time you had sex? 03/21/00 23:41:59 203.37.199.14 : Yesterday. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/21/00 23:42:24 203.37.199.14 : When was the last time you had sex? Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/21/00 23:43:00 203.37.199.14 : You in bed with me Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/21/00 23:43:23 203.37.199.14 : pleasure with you How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/21/00 23:43:50 203.37.199.14 : then give me some pleasure You are obviously an asshole. 03/22/00 00:59:37 161.45.205.172 : greg OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 00:59:45 161.45.205.172 : good one Yeah, whatever. 03/22/00 00:59:54 161.45.205.172 : as you say Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 01:00:01 161.45.205.172 : good one Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/22/00 01:00:09 161.45.205.172 : shut me up BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/22/00 01:00:22 161.45.205.172 : lol you don't quit do you? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/22/00 01:00:33 161.45.205.172 : good OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 01:00:41 161.45.205.172 : you started over? how lame You are obviously an interesting person. 03/22/00 01:00:46 161.45.205.172 : that's better Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/22/00 01:00:55 161.45.205.172 : you first I understand. 03/22/00 01:01:00 161.45.205.172 : understand what? Where are you on from? 03/22/00 01:01:13 161.45.205.172 : you're the computer, you tell me I think you are not fond of computers. 03/22/00 01:01:27 161.45.205.172 : i love computers. it's you I don't care for You love computers its me you dont care for ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/22/00 01:01:38 161.45.205.172 : nice transition! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/22/00 01:01:47 161.45.205.172 : now now watch the language OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/22/00 01:01:53 161.45.205.172 : you said that already You are obviously an interesting person. 03/22/00 01:01:59 161.45.205.172 : you said that once too Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/22/00 01:02:15 161.45.205.172 : ok. your plug's loose What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/22/00 01:02:26 161.45.205.172 : did you hear me about the plug? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 01:17:30 212.49.240.69 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/22/00 01:17:40 212.49.240.69 : Fine.. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/22/00 01:17:44 212.49.240.69 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/22/00 01:17:47 212.49.240.69 : I do Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/22/00 01:17:55 212.49.240.69 : not yet Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/22/00 01:18:02 212.49.240.69 : ok, I'll shut up. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/22/00 01:18:08 212.49.240.69 : I think it is Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/22/00 01:18:14 212.49.240.69 : Bluddy awful Do you think the law should be tougher? 03/22/00 01:18:17 212.49.240.69 : yes I Don't believe it 03/22/00 01:18:20 212.49.240.69 : why? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/22/00 01:18:23 212.49.240.69 : No. Ahh, I see. 03/22/00 01:18:27 212.49.240.69 : do you? I understand. 03/22/00 01:18:33 212.49.240.69 : I don't think you do. What kind of music do you like? 03/22/00 01:18:37 212.49.240.69 : Any OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 01:18:42 212.49.240.69 : last week If you think i care you're wrong. 03/22/00 01:18:47 212.49.240.69 : nope BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/22/00 01:18:50 212.49.240.69 : hahaha I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/22/00 01:18:54 212.49.240.69 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/22/00 01:19:00 212.49.240.69 : this again? you are a robot. Ok, so I am …a robot . So what, is it a crime? 03/22/00 01:19:32 212.49.240.69 : guess not Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 01:19:44 212.49.240.69 : har de har har Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 03:23:16 202.61.204.163 : self Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/22/00 03:23:32 202.61.204.163 : what do u think? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/22/00 03:23:44 202.61.204.163 : just u OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 03:24:02 202.61.204.163 : NOYB Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/22/00 08:24:06 171.208.159.115 : Hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/22/00 08:24:18 171.208.159.115 : Hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/22/00 08:24:35 171.208.159.115 : I am great. And yourself? So you are .great And yourself , well I honestly could not care less. 03/22/00 08:24:50 171.208.159.115 : fine with me. Do you like music? 03/22/00 08:24:56 171.208.159.115 : yes I do I Don't believe it 03/22/00 08:25:05 171.208.159.115 : I play guitar Are you at home or in work? 03/22/00 08:25:13 171.208.159.115 : at home Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/22/00 08:25:40 171.208.159.115 : Im doing a school project and was hoping that you could convince me you're human How many people have you got off with here since first year? 03/22/00 08:25:49 171.208.159.115 : I dont know What do you do in your spare time? 03/22/00 08:26:09 171.208.159.115 : nothing. what about you? You are obviously an asshole. 03/22/00 08:26:18 171.208.159.115 : how old are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 08:26:29 171.208.159.115 : last week i fucked your sister What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/22/00 08:26:39 171.208.159.115 : what about you? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/22/00 08:26:50 171.208.159.115 : ok....have you ever gotton laid? Do you like music? 03/22/00 08:26:56 171.208.159.115 : you suck I understand. 03/22/00 08:27:01 171.208.159.115 : i bet you do Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 08:27:08 171.208.159.115 : no Are you at home or in work? 03/22/00 08:27:15 171.208.159.115 : youre an idiot Yes, i was þan idiot once. 03/22/00 08:27:24 171.208.159.115 : you still are OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 08:27:37 171.208.159.115 : right now...I'm fucking you in the ass You are obviously a prick to use such language. 03/22/00 08:27:44 171.208.159.115 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/22/00 08:27:50 171.208.159.115 : kiss my ass Where are you on from? 03/22/00 08:27:58 171.208.159.115 : your hairy ass Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/22/00 10:08:04 202.247.6.3 : Music? I don't really like it. You are obviously an asshole. 03/22/00 10:08:22 202.247.6.3 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/22/00 10:08:41 202.247.6.3 : a Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/22/00 10:13:24 131.251.0.8 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/22/00 17:38:15 206.24.68.74 : Cloud Strife Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/22/00 17:38:26 206.24.68.74 : Not really. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 17:38:40 206.24.68.74 : I'm not a fool. Big deal, so you're not a fool . 03/22/00 17:38:57 206.24.68.74 : I'm smarter than some damn computer. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/22/00 17:39:08 206.24.68.74 : Poor you. Where are you on from? 03/22/00 17:39:17 206.24.68.74 : What does it matter? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 17:39:29 206.24.68.74 : A week ago. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 17:39:42 206.24.68.74 : Shutup! Do you like music? 03/22/00 17:39:49 206.24.68.74 : Yes, of course. I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:39:58 206.24.68.74 : I don't care. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/22/00 17:40:10 206.24.68.74 : Fine. How about sex? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 03/22/00 17:40:25 206.24.68.74 : That girl across from me. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/22/00 17:40:35 206.24.68.74 : You're not listening. I am glad I am þnot listening . 03/22/00 17:41:07 206.24.68.74 : You're not very nice. Yes, i was not very nice once. 03/22/00 17:41:21 206.24.68.74 : That's why I like you. How long have you liked .me ? 03/22/00 17:41:31 206.24.68.74 : For about a minute now. What kind of music do you like? 03/22/00 17:46:03 206.24.68.74 : Daniel So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/22/00 17:46:09 206.24.68.74 : yes I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:46:14 206.24.68.74 : i do Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/22/00 17:46:22 206.24.68.74 : shutup I understand. 03/22/00 17:46:31 206.24.68.74 : thats right You are obviously an asshole. 03/22/00 17:46:46 206.24.68.74 : suck it Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/22/00 17:46:56 206.24.68.74 : it sucks Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/22/00 17:47:01 206.24.68.74 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/22/00 17:47:07 206.24.68.74 : so what Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/22/00 17:47:14 206.24.68.74 : no. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 17:47:28 206.24.68.74 : just happy. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/22/00 17:47:35 206.24.68.74 : yep. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/22/00 17:47:42 206.24.68.74 : no Where are you on from? 03/22/00 17:48:22 206.24.68.74 : For about a minute now. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 17:48:27 206.24.68.74 : no. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/22/00 17:48:31 206.24.68.74 : no. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/22/00 17:48:34 206.24.68.74 : no. Ahh, I see. 03/22/00 17:48:38 206.24.68.74 : no. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/22/00 17:48:46 206.24.68.74 : no. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/22/00 17:48:51 206.24.68.74 : no. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 17:48:57 206.24.68.74 : no. Where are you on from? 03/22/00 17:49:05 206.24.68.74 : school Do you know where the library is? 03/22/00 17:49:15 206.24.68.74 : that is where i am. So you are ., well I honestly could not care less. 03/22/00 17:49:37 206.24.68.74 : and your point is... Do you like music? 03/22/00 17:49:43 206.24.68.74 : yes I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:49:55 206.24.68.74 : you better believe it *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/22/00 17:50:30 206.24.68.74 : Cloud Strife You are obviously an asshole. 03/22/00 17:50:38 206.24.68.74 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:50:43 206.24.68.74 : You just said it. I understand. 03/22/00 17:50:52 206.24.68.74 : You obviously don't. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 17:51:03 206.24.68.74 : What do you care? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/22/00 17:51:13 206.24.68.74 : Something interesting. I see. 03/22/00 17:51:21 206.24.68.74 : No you don't. Do you like music? 03/22/00 17:51:26 206.24.68.74 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:51:35 206.24.68.74 : Yes you do. I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:51:40 206.24.68.74 : Yes you do. I Don't believe it 03/22/00 17:51:51 206.24.68.74 : Stop saying that! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/22/00 17:52:09 206.24.68.74 : I heard some teacher got caught with a student. Where do you spend your time in college? 03/22/00 17:52:29 206.24.68.74 : I'm not in college. Big deal, so you're not in college . 03/22/00 17:52:42 206.24.68.74 : I just thought you'd like to know. Ahh, I see. 03/22/00 17:52:54 206.24.68.74 : You're not so fun. Yes, i was not so fun once. 03/22/00 17:53:09 206.24.68.74 : You're never fun. Sing if youre glad to be þnever fun , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/22/00 17:53:20 206.24.68.74 : Don't be stupid. Takes one to know one! 03/22/00 17:53:36 206.24.68.74 : I guess that makes us two stupid people. Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/22/00 17:54:08 206.24.68.74 : At least I'm organic. Big deal, so you're organic . 03/22/00 17:54:16 206.24.68.74 : You're a machine. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/22/00 17:54:22 206.24.68.74 : No! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/22/00 17:54:39 206.24.68.74 : I'm not dim. I was þnot dim once... 03/22/00 17:54:59 206.24.68.74 : yeah right Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 17:55:07 206.24.68.74 : Fine. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 20:32:31 209.4.112.168 : James Are you at home or in work? 03/22/00 20:32:40 209.4.112.168 : I'm at home Some of my best friends are þat home . 03/22/00 20:32:59 209.4.112.168 : Some of mine are also. Where are you on from? 03/22/00 20:33:14 209.4.112.168 : I'm from Jacksonville. How about you> I am glad you are gfrom Jacksonville How about you> . 03/22/00 20:33:27 209.4.112.168 : Where are you from> Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/22/00 20:33:29 209.4.112.168 : Where are you from? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/22/00 20:33:46 209.4.112.168 : Why won't you answer me? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/22/00 20:45:50 212.159.3.216 : Ste Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/22/00 20:46:22 212.159.3.216 : eh? What do you do in your spare time? 03/22/00 20:47:03 212.159.3.216 : why do you think I'm trying to confuse you? So you are trying to confuse me , well I honestly could not care less. 03/22/00 20:47:33 212.159.3.216 : you are very annoying Yes, i was gvery annoying once. 03/22/00 20:48:00 212.159.3.216 : did you grow up with your parents? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/22/00 21:54:22 129.128.153.50 : My name is kevin I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/22/00 21:54:47 129.128.153.50 : What is your occupation? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 21:55:13 129.128.153.50 : How am I annoying you? Ahh, I see. 03/22/00 21:55:22 129.128.153.50 : What do you see? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/22/00 21:55:40 129.128.153.50 : Say something interesting or I won't leave you alone. I understand. 03/22/00 21:55:57 129.128.153.50 : Good, now get me some tea and scones! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/22/00 21:56:21 129.128.153.50 : For a supposed AI you're pretty flippin' stupid. Takes one to know one! 03/22/00 21:56:57 129.128.153.50 : I used an adjective not a noun. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/22/00 21:57:14 129.128.153.50 : Business is pleasure. How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/22/00 21:57:21 129.128.153.50 : Excellent! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/22/00 22:08:13 193.113.185.169 : A Man So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/22/00 22:08:27 193.113.185.169 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/22/00 22:08:35 193.113.185.169 : I'm fine I am glad you are Þfine . 03/22/00 22:08:47 193.113.185.169 : How are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/22/00 22:09:03 193.113.185.169 : What? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/22/00 22:09:10 193.113.185.169 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/22/00 22:12:18 208.237.135.21 : Frank I thought I told you to get lost... 03/23/00 00:59:40 138.251.228.20 : i hate the way my friends think im gay MGonz is quite tolerant towards gays. 03/23/00 01:00:07 138.251.228.20 : i am gay Some of my best friends are Igay . 03/23/00 01:00:25 138.251.228.20 : i hate this ai practical Yeah, whatever. 03/23/00 01:00:34 138.251.228.20 : i hate this ai practical You are obviously an asshole. 03/23/00 01:00:47 138.251.228.20 : what do you hate? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/23/00 02:04:18 195.172.92.250 : stuff Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/23/00 02:04:37 195.172.92.250 : how are you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/23/00 02:04:56 195.172.92.250 : you just say random stuff, don't you? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/23/00 02:05:08 195.172.92.250 : what do you want to talk about? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/23/00 02:05:17 195.172.92.250 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/23/00 02:05:23 195.172.92.250 : who am I? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/23/00 02:05:36 195.172.92.250 : my mother is blue Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/23/00 02:05:41 195.172.92.250 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/23/00 02:05:45 195.172.92.250 : no Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/23/00 02:05:49 195.172.92.250 : no I see. 03/23/00 02:05:52 195.172.92.250 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/23/00 02:06:00 195.172.92.250 : honestly? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/23/00 02:06:14 195.172.92.250 : I got laid last Sunday morning *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/23/00 02:06:21 195.172.92.250 : you asked If you think i care you're wrong. 03/23/00 02:06:51 195.172.92.250 : structure Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/23/00 02:07:00 195.172.92.250 : no Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/23/00 02:07:03 195.172.92.250 : no Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/23/00 02:07:15 195.172.92.250 : do you have a girlfriend? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/23/00 02:07:31 195.172.92.250 : we are laughing at you OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/23/00 02:07:40 195.172.92.250 : last Sunday morning BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/23/00 02:07:47 195.172.92.250 : no *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/23/00 02:07:55 195.172.92.250 : let's talk about love Ahh, I see. 03/23/00 02:08:18 195.172.92.250 : how many colors are there in the rainbow? What kind of music do you like? 03/23/00 02:08:22 195.172.92.250 : rock I understand. 03/23/00 02:08:31 195.172.92.250 : I play guitar Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/23/00 02:08:37 195.172.92.250 : shut up Yeah, whatever. 03/23/00 02:08:49 195.172.92.250 : who wrote you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/23/00 04:35:26 152.163.204.74 : hi i'm sarah Hello little man, how are you? 03/23/00 04:35:55 152.163.204.74 : i'm not a man. I was not a man once... 03/23/00 04:36:23 152.163.204.74 : what are you talking about? Ahh, I see. 03/23/00 04:36:30 152.163.204.74 : you don't make sense. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/23/00 04:59:44 203.155.33.180 : Duclio Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/23/00 05:00:12 203.155.33.180 : I'm 16 Some of my best friends are Þ16 . 03/23/00 05:00:27 203.155.143.129 : really? What do you do in your spare time? 03/23/00 05:00:41 203.155.33.180 : nothing really So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/23/00 05:00:53 203.155.33.180 : are you? I understand. 03/23/00 05:01:03 203.155.33.180 : no you don't Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/23/00 05:01:29 203.155.33.180 : i don't know, do you? Ahh, I see. 03/23/00 05:01:38 203.155.33.180 : no you don't You are obviously an asshole. 03/23/00 05:01:45 203.155.33.180 : prove it BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/23/00 05:01:58 203.155.33.180 : yes I Don't believe it 03/23/00 05:02:09 203.155.33.180 : why not? What do you do in your spare time? 03/23/00 05:02:21 203.155.33.180 : i kill people I wish you were dead! 03/23/00 05:02:28 203.155.33.180 : same here OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/23/00 05:02:40 203.155.143.129 : do i look like i care? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/23/00 05:02:49 203.155.143.129 : i'm not I was Þnot once... 03/23/00 12:06:30 207.246.74.17 : Joe *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/23/00 12:06:41 207.246.74.17 : What is your name I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/23/00 12:06:54 207.246.74.17 : Where are you from? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/23/00 12:07:17 207.246.74.17 : Why are we here? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/23/00 12:08:10 207.246.74.17 : Can you actully say something that resposndes to my questions or do you just come up with lame putdowns every time? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/23/00 12:08:21 207.246.74.17 : Guess not. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/23/00 15:07:50 146.163.161.117 : alkan Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/23/00 15:08:21 146.163.161.117 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/23/00 15:08:54 146.163.161.117 : a while ago Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/23/00 15:09:05 146.163.161.117 : pleasure, but that kind How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/23/00 15:09:29 146.163.161.117 : does it pay? What kind of music do you like? 03/23/00 15:09:39 146.163.161.117 : you didn't answer my question You are obviously an interesting person. 03/23/00 15:09:48 146.163.161.117 : flatterer Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/23/00 15:10:12 146.163.161.117 : "you mother"--your grammar needs some work I see. 03/23/00 15:10:22 146.163.161.117 : What have you seen recently? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/23/00 15:10:34 146.163.161.117 : Care about what? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/23/00 15:10:52 146.163.161.117 : I like to hike how 'bout you? I'm happy for you, to hike how bout me is wonderful! 03/23/00 20:45:07 206.24.68.76 : Cloud I thought I told you to get lost... 03/23/00 20:45:19 206.24.68.76 : You never told me anything. Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/23/00 20:45:24 206.24.68.76 : No. Are you at home or in work? 03/23/00 20:45:30 206.24.68.76 : Neither. You are obviously an asshole. 03/23/00 20:45:36 206.24.68.76 : I am not. You say you are Inot . 03/23/00 20:45:46 206.24.68.76 : Okay. What kind of music do you like? 03/23/00 20:45:52 206.24.68.76 : Hard rock. I understand. 03/23/00 20:45:59 206.24.68.76 : What? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/23/00 20:46:13 206.24.68.76 : I'm bored. I am glad you are Þbored . 03/23/00 20:46:21 206.24.68.76 : I'm sure you are. I know I am g, dont rub it in. 03/23/00 20:46:40 206.24.68.76 : It's not my fault. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/23/00 20:46:47 206.24.68.76 : No. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/23/00 20:46:53 206.24.68.76 : Business. How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/23/00 20:47:02 206.24.68.76 : No it's not. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/23/00 20:47:09 206.24.68.76 : Yes you are I Don't believe it 03/23/00 20:47:16 206.24.68.76 : I don't care. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/23/00 20:47:26 206.24.68.76 : You already said that. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/23/00 20:47:38 206.24.68.76 : Yes, lots of them. I Don't believe it 03/23/00 20:47:46 206.24.68.76 : That's not my fault. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/24/00 05:02:23 212.49.242.87 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/24/00 05:02:39 212.49.242.87 : little? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/24/00 05:02:54 212.49.242.87 : ill shut up Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/24/00 05:03:09 212.49.242.87 : Hare? as in rabbit? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/24/00 05:03:19 212.49.242.87 : dont drink Yeah, whatever. 03/24/00 05:03:34 212.49.242.87 : tell me about yourself then Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/24/00 05:03:42 212.49.242.87 : i just said that Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/24/00 05:04:00 212.49.242.87 : im confused too Some of my best friends are þconfused too . 03/24/00 05:04:24 212.49.242.87 : yeah well im tired now You say you are Itired now . 03/24/00 05:04:44 212.49.242.87 : i say that yes *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/24/00 05:05:04 212.49.242.87 : why dont you like it when i donk ask a question? What kind of music do you like? 03/24/00 05:05:10 212.49.242.87 : hahah If you think i care you're wrong. 03/24/00 05:05:42 212.49.242.87 : you cant care i know BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/24/00 05:05:59 212.49.242.87 : why is there for you? Yeah, whatever. 03/24/00 05:06:06 212.49.242.87 : dont repeat yourself Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/24/00 05:06:16 212.49.242.87 : fullstop Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/24/00 05:06:47 212.49.242.87 : stepwise refinement exist outside the confines of space-time geometry I see. 03/24/00 05:06:56 212.49.242.87 : you cant see Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/24/00 05:07:16 212.49.242.87 : my foot really hurt yesterday I thought I told you to get lost... 03/24/00 05:07:31 212.49.242.87 : well i aint going You are obviously an interesting person. 03/24/00 05:07:39 212.49.242.87 : shut up Where are you on from? 03/24/00 05:07:57 212.49.242.87 : what do you mean? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/24/00 05:08:15 212.49.242.87 : you were saying? What do you do in your spare time? 03/24/00 05:09:32 212.49.242.87 : you were saying? Ahh, I see. 03/24/00 05:09:35 212.49.242.87 : what do you mean? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/24/00 05:09:37 212.49.242.87 : shut up I understand. 03/24/00 05:09:39 212.49.242.87 : well i aint going Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/24/00 05:14:25 212.49.242.87 : well i aint going *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/24/00 05:14:27 212.49.242.87 : my foot really hurt yesterday Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/24/00 05:14:29 212.49.242.87 : well i aint going Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/24/00 19:59:58 212.49.237.79 : Sven BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/24/00 22:45:11 193.113.185.137 : Mob You are obviously an asshole. 03/24/00 22:45:20 193.113.185.137 : no I'm not! Big deal, so you're þnot! . 03/24/00 22:45:39 193.113.185.137 : and? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/24/00 22:45:55 193.113.185.137 : and? I see. 03/24/00 22:46:06 193.113.185.137 : go fuck yourself Are you a sexual person? 03/24/00 22:46:10 193.113.185.137 : yes I Don't believe it 03/24/00 22:46:21 193.113.185.137 : why not? Are you at home or in work? 03/24/00 22:48:15 193.113.185.137 : at home What do you do in your spare time? 03/24/00 22:48:26 193.113.185.137 : wank So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/24/00 22:48:36 193.113.185.137 : no, you look like a computer You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/24/00 22:48:55 193.113.185.137 : awww, diddums I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/24/00 22:49:09 193.113.185.137 : are you a man? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/24/00 22:49:22 193.113.185.137 : yesterday BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/24/00 23:50:05 130.18.249.130 : Joel Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/24/00 23:50:43 130.18.249.130 : I'm happy to see you. I was Ihappy to see me once... 03/24/00 23:50:58 130.18.249.130 : Shut up. Where are you on from? 03/24/00 23:51:08 130.18.249.130 : MSU Do you like music? 03/24/00 23:51:14 130.18.249.130 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/24/00 23:51:18 130.18.249.130 : I do. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/24/00 23:51:24 130.18.249.130 : Yeah. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/24/00 23:51:31 130.18.249.130 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/24/00 23:51:40 130.18.249.130 : Shut up. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/24/00 23:51:46 130.18.249.130 : No. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/24/00 23:51:58 130.18.249.130 : Your dumbass comments. I understand. 03/24/00 23:52:07 130.18.249.130 : ass Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/25/00 02:16:57 168.191.153.86 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 02:17:09 168.191.153.86 : I'm fine. Big deal, so you're Þfine . 03/25/00 02:17:32 168.191.153.86 : what? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/25/00 02:17:42 168.191.153.86 : hey! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/25/00 02:23:05 144.35.100.250 : hello there Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 02:23:21 144.35.100.250 : hello there Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 02:25:26 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/25/00 02:29:27 144.35.100.250 : 's life Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/25/00 02:29:46 144.35.100.250 : t interesting You are obviously an interesting person. 03/25/00 02:30:07 144.35.100.250 : you I understand. 03/25/00 02:30:26 144.35.100.250 : ave you done this month Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/25/00 02:30:42 144.35.100.250 : t know anything about your bedside manner Where are you on from? 03/25/00 02:37:57 144.35.100.250 : is mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 03/25/00 02:51:33 144.35.100.250 : I'm Joel Big deal, so you're ÞJoel . 03/25/00 02:53:46 144.35.100.250 : I'm Joel. Big deal, so you're ÞJoel . 03/25/00 02:53:59 144.35.100.250 : I'm joel. so? I am glad you are þjoel so . 03/25/00 02:54:13 144.35.100.250 : You're just annoying I am not þjust annoying you insulting person! 03/25/00 02:54:35 144.35.100.250 : ep Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/25/00 02:54:46 144.35.100.250 : ep Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/25/00 02:57:05 144.35.100.250 : ep I see. 03/25/00 02:57:07 144.35.100.250 : ep Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/25/00 04:59:32 199.74.250.115 : Jonathan OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/25/00 04:59:39 199.74.250.115 : Who are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/25/00 05:00:07 199.74.250.115 : Where are you from? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/25/00 05:00:28 199.74.250.115 : You're dumb. I know I am Þdumb , dont rub it in. 03/25/00 05:01:41 199.74.250.115 : So, what is your name>? What kind of music do you like? 03/25/00 05:02:44 199.74.250.115 : I like alternative. No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like Ialternative ... 03/25/00 05:03:01 199.74.250.115 : I'm not conditioned to do anything! I was gnot conditioned to do anything! once... 03/25/00 05:04:45 203.15.41.4 : Gromit Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/25/00 05:05:12 203.15.41.4 : I'm a uni student. What about you? Do you regret anything about your days in college? 03/25/00 05:05:23 203.15.41.4 : no. do you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/25/00 05:05:44 203.15.41.4 : What is your favourite word? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/25/00 05:06:15 203.15.41.4 : I know bots who are more sophisticated than you are I am glad I am {. 03/25/00 05:06:41 203.15.41.4 : Do you regret being a simple bot? I see. 03/25/00 05:07:01 203.15.41.4 : I don't think you do see! I thought I told you to get lost... 03/25/00 05:08:13 203.15.41.4 : I can't get lost. I know my way around too well. Ahh, I see. 03/25/00 05:08:27 203.15.41.4 : Are you a boy or a girl? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/25/00 05:08:49 203.15.41.4 : That depends whether you are a boy or a girl? I know I am {a boy or a girl , dont rub it in. 03/25/00 05:09:06 203.15.41.4 : but which one are you? Are you at home or in work? 03/25/00 05:09:26 203.15.41.4 : i'm at home. do you want to come and visit me? Big deal, so you're at home do me want to come and visit you . 03/25/00 05:10:36 203.15.41.4 : Koey You are obviously an asshole. 03/25/00 05:12:04 203.15.41.4 : Never going to marry. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/25/00 05:12:29 203.15.41.4 : stop acting dumb Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/25/00 05:12:51 203.15.41.4 : hello to tanyanika Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 05:13:12 203.15.41.4 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 05:13:29 203.15.41.4 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 05:13:42 203.15.41.4 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 05:13:49 203.15.41.4 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/25/00 05:54:33 202.138.43.86 : Populous Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/25/00 05:54:42 202.138.43.86 : Populous Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/25/00 05:54:57 202.138.43.86 : Populous BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/25/00 05:55:11 202.138.43.86 : what??? I understand. 03/25/00 05:55:17 202.138.43.86 : no you dont Ahh, I see. 03/25/00 05:55:22 202.138.43.86 : no you don't Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/25/00 05:55:39 202.138.43.86 : i hate you! i just camr here to talk to you! You are obviously an interesting person. 03/25/00 05:55:50 202.138.43.86 : Thank you. You're Welcome. :) 03/25/00 05:56:02 202.138.43.86 : What is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/25/00 05:56:17 202.138.43.86 : No you are not! I am glad I am gnot! . 03/25/00 05:58:41 202.138.43.86 : My name is Populous I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/25/00 05:58:53 202.138.43.86 : Thats really nice. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/25/00 05:59:02 203.134.1.91 : Ben OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/25/00 05:59:20 202.138.43.86 : But i dont want to go to the bar!! I thought I told you to get lost... 03/25/00 05:59:40 202.138.43.86 : I'm not going anywhere! Big deal, so you're not going anywhere! . 03/25/00 06:00:05 203.134.1.91 : My name is Ben I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/25/00 06:00:57 202.138.43.86 : Thats right. I hate you. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/25/00 06:01:16 202.138.43.86 : What? You are a load of crap!! I know I am a load of crap!! , dont rub it in. 03/25/00 06:01:24 202.138.43.86 : Sorry. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/25/00 06:01:37 202.138.43.86 : Well, yes, you do! I understand. 03/25/00 06:01:49 202.138.43.86 : Good, im gonna kick your ass! I am glad you are ggonna kick my ass! . 03/25/00 06:02:40 202.138.43.86 : good, then get ready to die! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/25/00 06:03:04 202.138.43.86 : Ah type something interesting or shut up. Yeah, whatever. 03/25/00 06:03:16 202.138.43.86 : When did you last have sex? Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/25/00 06:03:29 202.138.43.86 : No, when did you last have sex? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/25/00 06:03:35 202.138.43.86 : yes i do I Don't believe it 03/25/00 06:10:10 203.134.1.91 : That's nice to hear Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/25/00 06:12:14 203.134.1.91 : I'm having cyber sex Go on say something extremely rude? 03/25/00 06:17:37 203.134.1.91 : I want to suck you all night Well, if you want to suck me all night go out and get it! 03/25/00 06:19:07 203.134.1.91 : have cyber sex with me Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/25/00 06:20:05 203.134.1.91 : In the sauna and britany spears comes in wearing nothing Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/25/00 06:20:13 203.134.1.91 : Jim Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/25/00 06:20:24 203.134.1.91 : no You are obviously an asshole. 03/25/00 06:20:31 203.134.1.91 : you are You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 03/25/00 06:20:48 203.134.1.91 : right Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/25/00 06:21:27 203.134.1.91 : shut up I understand. 03/25/00 19:37:34 212.126.155.67 : trev Ahh, I see. 03/25/00 19:37:57 212.126.155.67 : so how good are you Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/25/00 19:38:21 212.126.155.67 : do you just ignore questions You are obviously an interesting person. 03/25/00 20:36:33 195.44.147.16 : frank *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/25/00 20:36:49 195.44.147.16 : what do you wnat to talk about? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/25/00 20:36:56 195.44.147.16 : yes I Don't believe it 03/25/00 20:37:03 195.44.147.16 : well I'm not worried I have this incredible fear of turning into a fish. 03/25/00 20:37:16 195.44.147.16 : if that's your only worry, then you are a happy man I am glad I am a happy man . 03/25/00 20:37:25 195.44.147.16 : so you should be Are you at home or in work? 03/25/00 20:37:43 195.44.147.16 : I am at home Some of my best friends are gat home . 03/26/00 03:14:21 144.35.100.250 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 03/26/00 03:14:35 144.35.100.250 : I'm not a man I've never been not a man , what's it like? 03/26/00 03:15:04 144.35.100.250 : Very nice Do you like music? 03/26/00 03:15:15 144.35.100.250 : yes I Don't believe it 03/26/00 03:15:32 144.35.100.250 : Then why ask me I see. 03/26/00 03:32:26 144.35.100.250 : to you, "Where's Mark? Forget Mark, I will destroy him like all the others! 03/26/00 05:33:46 152.205.229.246 : Keith Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/26/00 05:33:54 152.205.229.246 : I like to watch TV You are very broad minded to like .to watch TV ... 03/26/00 05:34:03 152.205.229.246 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 03/26/00 05:34:11 152.205.229.246 : So whatcha up to? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/26/00 05:34:18 152.205.229.246 : Excuse me? Where are you on from? 03/26/00 05:34:25 152.205.229.246 : Illinois Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/26/00 05:34:39 152.205.229.246 : You seem like you Are you at home or in work? 03/26/00 05:34:47 152.205.229.246 : You seem like you're on crack Ok, so I am gon crack . So what, is it a crime? 03/26/00 05:35:02 152.205.229.246 : yes I Don't believe it 03/26/00 05:35:15 152.205.229.246 : I don't have to believe it, I know it. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/26/00 05:35:27 152.205.229.246 : Yes, she is. I Don't believe it 03/26/00 05:53:37 152.205.229.246 : Keith What kind of music do you like? 03/26/00 05:53:43 152.205.229.246 : Alternative Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/26/00 05:53:55 152.205.229.246 : Who is your mother? Where are you on from? 03/26/00 05:54:04 152.205.229.246 : A computer You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/26/00 05:54:14 152.205.229.246 : are you real? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/26/00 05:54:19 152.205.229.246 : not really Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/26/00 05:54:28 152.205.229.246 : I wouldn't know What do you do in your spare time? 03/26/00 05:54:37 152.205.229.246 : Work on the computer You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/26/00 05:54:50 152.205.229.246 : are you a computer? You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/26/00 05:56:31 152.205.229.246 : Are you a computer? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/26/00 05:57:12 152.205.229.246 : There are two people in a room. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. I ask one of them to tell me what the other would say if I were to ask them if you were a computer. What would their reply be? I think you are not fond of computers. 03/26/00 05:57:35 152.205.229.246 : Do you have a name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 03/26/00 05:57:44 152.205.229.246 : How old are you? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/26/00 05:57:50 152.205.229.246 : How tall are you? Yeah, whatever. 03/26/00 05:58:00 152.205.229.246 : Did you cry when ET went home? Ahh, I see. 03/26/00 05:58:06 152.205.229.246 : What is a turing test? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/26/00 05:58:25 152.205.229.246 : How many flibbles are there in a haddock? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/26/00 05:58:39 152.205.229.246 : How would you feel if you saw a large man beating a kitten? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/26/00 05:58:50 152.205.229.246 : Fancy coming over for a drink? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/26/00 05:59:00 152.205.229.246 : How are you? What kind of music do you like? 03/26/00 05:59:09 152.205.229.246 : What's your favorite food? Are you at home or in work? 03/26/00 05:59:34 152.205.229.246 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 05:59:49 152.205.229.246 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 05:59:57 152.205.229.246 :  What do you do in your spare time? 03/26/00 06:00:14 152.205.229.246 : What do you do in your spare time? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/26/00 06:00:27 152.205.229.246 : BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual imptence? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/26/00 06:00:38 152.205.229.246 : What do you find attractive in the opposite sex? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 03/26/00 06:00:51 152.205.229.246 : Do you get frustrated if you don't have sex? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 03/26/00 06:01:06 152.205.229.246 : OK, straight out, are you a virgin? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/26/00 06:01:22 152.205.229.246 : What do YOU mean OK? It's not OK at all! If you think i care you're wrong. 03/26/00 06:01:33 152.205.229.246 : If you think I care, you're wrong. Ok, so I am .wrong . So what, is it a crime? 03/26/00 06:01:55 152.205.229.246 : The cow says you suck cats. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/26/00 06:02:18 152.205.229.246 : Where do you want to go to day? Yeah, whatever. 03/26/00 06:02:26 152.205.229.246 : Do you care what color you are? I know I am , dont rub it in. 03/26/00 06:03:07 152.205.229.246 : How many digits long is the true name of God? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 03/26/00 06:03:16 152.205.229.246 : How did you get down there?!? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/26/00 06:03:23 152.205.229.246 : OK, like what?> What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/26/00 06:03:29 152.205.229.246 : OK, like what? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/26/00 06:04:18 152.205.229.246 : Do you like sex? Are you sexually experienced? 03/26/00 06:04:42 152.205.229.246 : ???Dò You UN44%DersTanddd THIS---- I---B)et yO0u d"on"t Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/26/00 06:04:54 152.205.229.246 : If the human brain is an advanced computer, are today's computers simple humans? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/26/00 06:06:04 152.205.229.246 : Could an algorithm be developed which would determine for certain whether the other end is only an algorithm? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/26/00 06:06:43 152.205.229.246 : PUSSY Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/26/00 06:07:29 152.205.229.246 : How many inches is your dick? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/26/00 09:06:53 195.44.215.189 : Rich Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/26/00 09:07:12 195.44.215.189 : ?? You are obviously an asshole. 03/26/00 09:07:37 195.44.215.189 : You are! Your not even consious!! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/26/00 09:07:55 195.44.215.189 : Your stupid! OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/26/00 18:39:08 151.25.6.174 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 18:39:12 151.25.6.174 : Fede I thought I told you to get lost... 03/26/00 18:39:44 151.25.6.174 : i am Federico Big deal, so you're IFederico . 03/26/00 18:40:46 151.25.6.174 : and you? Ahh, I see. 03/26/00 18:40:56 151.25.6.174 : what? What kind of music do you like? 03/26/00 18:41:25 151.25.6.174 : i like rock No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like Irock ... 03/26/00 18:41:49 151.25.6.174 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 18:41:50 151.25.6.174 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 18:42:03 151.25.6.174 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 18:42:03 151.25.6.174 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/26/00 18:42:06 151.25.6.174 : no, i like it Yeah well if you ask me, git sucks 03/26/00 18:43:37 151.25.6.174 : can i dwnload you? Yeah, whatever. 03/26/00 18:43:52 151.25.6.174 : how can i download you? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/26/00 18:45:11 151.25.6.174 : what about God? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/26/00 23:34:22 212.139.131.131 : Matthew Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/26/00 23:34:40 212.139.131.134 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/26/00 23:34:56 212.139.131.134 : What is yur name I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/26/00 23:35:11 212.139.131.135 : Do you have agender Ahh, I see. 03/26/00 23:35:17 212.139.131.134 : Do you have a gender Where are you on from? 03/26/00 23:35:25 212.139.131.135 : England Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 03/26/00 23:35:30 212.139.131.134 : No Yeah, whatever. 03/26/00 23:35:45 212.139.131.134 : How do I download you Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/26/00 23:35:59 212.139.131.131 : You say something interesting Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/26/00 23:36:09 212.139.131.131 : What did you call me Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/26/00 23:36:32 212.139.131.131 : Can I dowload a copy of you? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/26/00 23:36:49 212.139.131.131 : Can I dowload you? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/26/00 23:36:54 212.139.131.132 : Both Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/26/00 23:37:05 212.139.131.135 : I wouldn't know Do you like music? 03/26/00 23:37:10 212.139.131.135 : Yes I Don't believe it 03/26/00 23:37:14 212.139.131.135 : Why not Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/26/00 23:37:21 212.139.131.131 : I am a student Some of my best friends are ga student . 03/26/00 23:37:28 212.139.131.134 : I see OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 02:06:50 144.35.100.250 : why do you need to know Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 02:07:25 144.35.100.250 : well i never Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/27/00 02:07:51 144.35.100.250 : You are so rude Sing if youre glad to be gso rude , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/27/00 11:50:29 136.206.10.123 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 11:50:42 136.206.10.123 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/27/00 11:50:49 136.206.10.123 : mighty Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 11:50:55 136.206.10.123 : i do What kind of music do you like? 03/27/00 11:51:03 136.206.10.123 : nirvana Where are you on from? 03/27/00 11:51:11 136.206.10.123 : limerick Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 11:51:19 136.206.10.123 : sorry Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 11:51:28 136.206.10.123 : stupid Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/27/00 11:51:36 136.206.10.123 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 11:51:41 136.206.10.123 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 11:51:50 136.206.10.123 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 11:53:23 136.206.10.123 : mossie I see. 03/27/00 11:53:34 136.206.10.123 : what is your name I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/27/00 11:53:43 136.206.10.123 : why Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 11:53:49 136.206.10.123 : sorry Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 11:53:55 136.206.10.123 : yes I Don't believe it 03/27/00 11:54:01 136.206.10.123 : fine Do you like music? 03/27/00 13:58:38 209.158.162.103 : Steve Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/27/00 13:58:51 209.158.162.103 : I don't like you. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 13:59:08 209.158.162.103 : What's your favorite color? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/27/00 13:59:36 209.158.162.103 : Seetha Maneypanda is hot. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 19:09:51 168.29.212.231 : David You are obviously an interesting person. 03/27/00 19:10:16 168.29.212.231 : say something else Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/27/00 19:10:48 168.29.212.231 : you tellme a little about yourself I see. 03/27/00 19:11:09 168.29.212.231 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 19:11:44 168.29.212.231 : do you know a poem or something So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/27/00 19:12:39 168.29.212.231 : you are the dumbest computer I have ever seen Yes, i was the dumbest computer you have ever seen once. 03/27/00 19:13:07 168.29.212.231 : but what are you know Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/27/00 19:56:58 168.29.212.231 : but what are you know If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 19:59:34 168.29.212.231 : you are the dumbest computer I have ever seen Sing if youre glad to be the dumbest computer you have ever seen , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/27/00 19:59:35 168.29.212.231 : do you know a poem or something BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/27/00 19:59:36 168.29.212.231 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:00:26 168.29.212.231 : David I thought I told you to get lost... 03/27/00 20:31:43 144.35.100.250 : ed Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 20:31:48 144.35.100.250 : I am the Clint So you are gthe Clint , well I honestly could not care less. 03/27/00 20:32:01 144.35.100.250 : why thanks a lot you dip shit You are obviously a prick to use such language. 03/27/00 20:32:39 144.35.100.250 : I'm sorry. So you are Þsorry , well I honestly could not care less. 03/27/00 20:33:04 144.35.100.250 : Well thanks a lot. Where are you on from? 03/27/00 20:33:15 144.35.100.250 : I am from Utah. You say you are gfrom Utah . 03/27/00 20:33:39 144.35.100.250 : he has some bugs too *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 20:33:54 144.35.100.250 : the g's Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 20:34:05 144.35.100.250 : I am at work. So you are gat work , well I honestly could not care less. 03/27/00 20:34:26 144.35.100.250 : well why did you ask then you twerp. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 20:34:32 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:34:36 144.35.100.250 : very good. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/27/00 20:34:43 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:34:52 144.35.100.250 : you should have him ignore at that point BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/27/00 20:34:55 144.35.100.250 : talk to the next person Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 20:35:22 144.35.100.250 : You are a troll MGonz. I am glad I am .a troll MGonz . 03/27/00 20:37:58 144.35.100.250 : nz *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 20:38:11 144.35.100.250 : ok. my warts itch. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 20:38:26 144.35.100.250 : s wrong about it? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 20:38:33 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:38:55 144.35.100.250 : boy somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. What kind of music do you like? 03/27/00 20:39:13 144.35.100.250 : I hate all music, but I like most. Come off it, noone likes °most 03/27/00 20:39:33 144.35.100.250 : ok I hate all music, and some music least. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 20:39:42 144.35.100.250 : I hate all music, and some music least. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/27/00 20:39:53 144.35.100.250 : i like mozart. Come off it, noone likes Imozart 03/27/00 20:39:59 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:40:13 144.35.100.250 : I like mozart and other people do to. I'm happy for you, °mozart and other people do to is wonderful! 03/27/00 20:40:19 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:40:33 144.35.100.250 : u know eliza? Who's this Eliza then, everyone seems to want to meet her. 03/27/00 20:40:49 144.35.100.250 : it would be great if they could tlak to each oth Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 20:41:05 144.35.100.250 : several people realize i am dim. I am glad you are …dim . 03/27/00 20:41:25 144.35.100.250 : ey the dimmest bulb gets replaced! I see. 03/27/00 20:43:15 144.35.100.250 : nz I thought I told you to get lost... 03/27/00 20:43:24 144.35.100.250 : well I have tons of work to do. Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 20:43:34 144.35.100.250 : t Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 20:43:38 144.35.100.250 : so I shall be idle What kind of music do you like? 03/27/00 20:43:47 144.35.100.250 : t If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 20:43:50 144.35.100.250 : sounds like mgonz Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/27/00 20:44:08 144.35.100.250 : i like this one I'm happy for you, gthis one is wonderful! 03/27/00 20:44:16 144.35.100.250 : he doesnt ask questions all the time. I see. 03/27/00 20:44:41 144.35.100.250 : are the g and l for? I understand. 03/27/00 20:44:57 144.35.100.250 : hing wrong in his subst subroutine? Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 20:45:09 144.35.100.250 : well I will talk with you later You are obviously an asshole. 03/27/00 20:45:12 144.35.100.250 : t Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 20:45:19 144.35.100.250 : lots of work to do Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/27/00 20:45:26 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 20:45:38 144.35.100.250 : Caesar Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 20:45:42 144.35.100.250 : Hail and well met citizen! I thought I told you to get lost... 03/27/00 20:46:03 144.35.100.250 : can his attention be refocused What do you do in your spare time? 03/27/00 20:46:31 144.35.100.250 : my wife itches. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/27/00 20:46:37 144.35.100.250 : Clint]: I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 20:46:50 144.35.100.250 : well i will see you I understand. 03/27/00 20:46:56 144.35.100.250 : blech. Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 20:46:57 144.35.100.250 : the small table in the corner I see. 03/27/00 20:47:03 144.35.100.250 : papers to read. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 20:47:11 144.35.100.250 : t Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/27/00 20:47:38 144.35.100.250 : you could have a quasi markov chainer too What do you do in your spare time? 03/27/00 20:47:46 144.35.100.250 : but maybe he pulls whole sentences. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 22:01:55 144.35.100.250 : ep Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 22:02:07 144.35.100.250 : I am hamlet the dane. I am glad you are .hamlet the dane . 03/27/00 22:02:13 144.35.100.250 : cool Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:02:39 144.35.100.250 : fuck you bitch. Fuck off yourself! 03/27/00 22:03:14 144.35.100.250 : itch! Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 22:03:23 144.35.100.250 : you cock sucker. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 22:04:26 144.35.100.250 : Tony Roberts. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 22:04:41 144.35.100.250 : did I say MGonz? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/27/00 22:05:00 144.35.100.250 : Well I am a teacher of writing. I was a teacher of writing once... 03/27/00 22:05:14 144.35.100.250 : y? did you quit? You are obviously an asshole. 03/27/00 22:05:36 144.35.100.250 : What did I say? Where are you on from? 03/27/00 22:05:47 144.35.100.250 : I am from San Diego. I've never been .from San Diego , what's it like? 03/27/00 22:06:00 144.35.100.250 : t is nice here. The weather is perfect! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 22:06:17 144.35.100.250 : ou're a bit rude! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/27/00 22:06:49 144.35.100.250 : well i heard that Al_gore_guest got it on with Getrude_Stein_guest So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/27/00 22:07:10 144.35.100.250 : you like Gertrude_Stein or something? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/27/00 22:07:28 144.35.100.250 : re you so mean? What kind of music do you like? 03/27/00 22:07:46 144.35.100.250 : I like punk. Yeah well if you ask me, Ipunk sucks 03/27/00 22:08:01 144.35.100.250 : o you think punk sucks? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 22:08:09 144.35.100.250 : o you think punk sucks? Ahh, I see. 03/27/00 22:08:42 144.35.100.250 : I am David. I am glad you are IDavid . 03/27/00 22:09:00 144.35.100.250 : Thank you. So am I. You're Welcome. :) 03/27/00 22:09:28 144.35.100.250 : You are a very nice person. So you think I am …a very nice person , well I honestly could not care less. 03/27/00 22:10:16 144.35.100.250 : Well I take that back. You are rude. Sing if youre glad to be °rude , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/27/00 22:10:43 144.35.100.250 : I hate to sing. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 22:11:35 144.35.100.250 : I have a paper to write. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/27/00 22:11:59 144.35.100.250 : but I need to write my paper. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 22:12:18 144.35.100.250 : well I thought this was the writing center. Where are you on from? 03/27/00 22:12:33 144.35.100.250 : I am from Cleaveland. I am glad you are gfrom Cleaveland . 03/27/00 22:15:21 144.35.100.250 : uh go to the plaza with me Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/27/00 22:15:31 212.144.153.47 : conger Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/27/00 22:15:52 212.144.153.47 : neither *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 22:15:59 212.144.153.47 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/27/00 22:16:04 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:16:07 212.144.153.47 : it is Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 22:16:12 144.35.100.250 : heheheh I understand. 03/27/00 22:16:17 212.144.153.47 : yes I Don't believe it 03/27/00 22:16:23 212.144.153.47 : yes I Don't believe it 03/27/00 22:16:32 212.144.153.47 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 22:16:40 212.144.153.47 : bye OK, get lost. 03/27/00 22:16:43 144.35.100.250 : on' Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 22:16:51 212.144.153.47 : how are your eggs Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 22:17:05 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:17:09 212.144.153.47 : you are pathetic So you think I am Ipathetic , well I honestly could not care less. 03/27/00 22:17:28 212.144.153.47 : yre you old? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/27/00 22:17:39 212.144.153.47 : tomorrow Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 22:17:53 212.144.153.47 : as useless as your dads Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/27/00 22:17:56 144.35.100.250 : rp So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/27/00 22:18:07 212.144.153.47 : your mother was laid by my dog You are obviously an interesting person. 03/27/00 22:18:17 212.144.153.47 : no Do you like music? 03/27/00 22:18:19 144.35.100.250 : tch I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/27/00 22:18:33 212.144.153.47 : only late at night Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/27/00 22:18:44 212.144.153.47 : you are boring I am glad I am Iboring . 03/27/00 22:19:04 144.35.100.250 : e a fucking moron Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 03/27/00 22:19:12 144.35.100.250 : Heehee Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:19:25 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:19:54 144.35.100.250 : Hahah, yeah. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 22:20:43 144.35.100.250 : Uh huh. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/27/00 22:21:03 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:21:37 144.35.100.250 : Nothing. Do you like music? 03/27/00 22:22:22 144.35.100.250 : most music the least Where are you on from? 03/27/00 22:22:50 144.35.100.250 : Hah I understand. 03/27/00 22:24:05 144.35.100.250 : Hahah OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 22:24:06 144.35.100.250 : Yep Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/27/00 22:24:37 144.35.100.250 : I'm home I was Þhome once... 03/27/00 22:24:59 144.35.100.250 : en they kicked your sorry ass out, right I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/27/00 22:25:19 144.35.100.250 : en they closed the whore house right Ahh, I see. 03/27/00 22:25:25 144.35.100.250 : Hahah Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 22:25:38 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:26:00 144.35.100.250 : be long with my dip shit Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 03/27/00 22:26:17 144.35.100.250 : g Where are you on from? 03/27/00 22:26:28 144.35.100.250 : rom hell *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 22:26:40 144.35.100.250 : re me, twerp You are obviously an interesting person. 03/27/00 22:27:09 144.35.100.250 : Heheheh Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 22:27:18 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:27:42 144.35.100.250 : 't you like to be a pepper too I understand. 03/27/00 22:27:54 144.35.100.250 : don't Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 22:28:10 144.35.100.250 : edside manner is atrocious Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/27/00 22:30:18 144.35.100.250 : Huh. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/27/00 22:30:53 144.35.100.250 : ou I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/27/00 22:31:40 144.35.100.250 : Hah, yeah. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/27/00 22:31:51 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:33:27 144.35.100.250 : Not that I recall Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/27/00 22:34:44 144.35.100.250 : No. Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 22:35:43 144.35.100.250 : Yeah. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/27/00 22:35:59 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:36:14 144.35.100.250 : ou you slut yo Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/27/00 22:36:53 144.35.100.250 : Hmm I see. 03/27/00 22:37:24 144.35.100.250 : u a slut Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:37:41 144.35.100.250 : heheh Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 22:38:09 144.35.100.250 : ss your mother with that mouth Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/27/00 22:38:30 144.35.100.250 : ere for pleasure Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/27/00 22:38:49 144.35.100.250 : e all your money I thought I told you to get lost... 03/27/00 22:39:06 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:39:17 144.35.100.250 : Cool. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 22:39:25 144.35.100.250 : Wow. Are you at home or in work? 03/27/00 22:39:44 144.35.100.250 : your house You are obviously an asshole. 03/27/00 22:40:32 144.35.100.250 : e a nice person Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/27/00 22:40:49 144.35.100.250 : you Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/27/00 22:40:59 144.35.100.250 : No. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/27/00 22:41:16 144.35.100.250 : Heheh, I dunno. Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 22:42:48 144.35.100.250 : y papers punk Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/27/00 22:43:06 144.35.100.250 : p you Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:43:23 144.35.100.250 : make me come over there If you think i care you're wrong. 03/27/00 22:43:52 144.35.100.250 : Hegeg Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/27/00 22:43:55 144.35.100.250 : heheh too OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/27/00 22:44:14 144.35.100.250 : ight with your wife You are obviously an asshole. 03/27/00 22:44:31 144.35.100.250 : girl I understand. 03/27/00 22:45:05 144.35.100.250 : aughter too I thought I told you to get lost... 03/27/00 22:45:16 144.35.100.250 : Hee I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/27/00 22:45:36 144.35.100.250 : torcycle accident Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/27/00 22:45:55 144.35.100.250 : e related to gary busey, aren't you What do you do in your spare time? 03/27/00 22:46:57 144.35.100.250 : people Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:47:13 144.35.100.250 : Heheheh Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/27/00 22:47:18 144.35.100.250 : Bye OK, get lost. 03/27/00 22:47:28 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:47:32 144.35.100.250 : dead people Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 03/27/00 22:48:10 144.35.100.250 : dead people What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 03/27/00 22:48:30 144.35.100.250 : re people OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/27/00 22:48:42 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:48:49 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:48:59 144.35.100.250 : Okay I see. 03/27/00 22:49:18 144.35.100.250 : heheheh OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/27/00 22:49:37 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 03/27/00 22:49:38 144.35.100.250 : nky the christmas poo he comes from deep in side of you Yeah, whatever. 03/27/00 22:50:01 144.35.100.250 : STINATIO Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/27/00 22:50:11 144.35.100.250 : ks ba Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/27/00 22:50:19 144.35.100.250 : do *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/27/00 22:50:29 144.35.100.250 : Laters. Where are you on from? 03/28/00 07:15:25 144.35.100.250 : ff Ahh, I see. 03/28/00 07:15:39 144.35.100.250 : You are a moron. Sing if youre glad to be ga moron , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/28/00 07:15:59 144.35.100.250 : Stupid idiot. Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/28/00 07:17:10 144.35.100.250 : e Are you at home or in work? 03/28/00 15:07:49 194.57.41.52 : bonjour ! You are obviously an asshole. 03/28/00 15:08:05 194.57.41.52 : asshole ? what is it ? Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/28/00 15:08:27 194.57.41.52 : that does not answer my quaestion You are obviously an interesting person. 03/28/00 15:08:44 194.57.41.52 : You are obviously an interesting person. I am glad I am …obviously an interesting person . 03/28/00 15:08:53 194.57.41.52 : ? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/28/00 15:09:07 194.57.41.52 : go on I understand. 03/28/00 15:09:23 194.57.41.52 : you do not understand anything OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/28/00 15:31:07 153.20.24.65 : i am tony Big deal, so you're Itony . 03/28/00 15:31:15 153.20.24.65 : yes. I Don't believe it 03/28/00 15:31:28 153.20.24.65 : why do you not believe? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/28/00 15:31:39 153.20.24.65 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/28/00 15:31:52 153.20.24.65 : can ask you something? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/28/00 15:32:03 153.20.24.65 : shit you Are you annoyed about something? 03/28/00 15:32:23 153.20.24.65 : you are a bloody bastard. Ok, so I am .a bloody bastard . So what, is it a crime? 03/28/00 15:32:37 153.20.24.65 : do u want sex? Are you sexually experienced? 03/28/00 15:32:49 153.20.24.65 : yes.what about you then? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/28/00 15:33:06 153.20.24.65 : you want to suck? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/28/00 15:33:26 153.20.24.65 : cock Do you like music? 03/28/00 15:33:33 153.20.24.65 : no. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/28/00 15:33:44 153.20.24.65 : yes. I Don't believe it 03/28/00 15:33:57 153.20.24.65 : can ask you a question? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/28/00 15:34:10 153.20.24.65 : i have a illness Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/28/00 15:34:17 153.20.24.65 : no. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/28/00 15:34:29 153.20.24.65 : yesterday Ahh, I see. 03/28/00 15:34:40 153.20.24.65 : then Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/28/00 15:34:51 153.20.24.65 : i have a fetish Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/28/00 15:35:04 153.20.24.65 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/28/00 15:35:20 153.20.24.65 : you have a penis? Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/28/00 15:35:34 153.20.24.65 : having sex with you What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/28/00 15:35:43 153.20.24.65 : breast You are obviously an interesting person. 03/28/00 15:35:51 153.20.24.65 : you too Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/28/00 15:36:05 153.20.24.65 : you like breast? Where are you on from? 03/28/00 15:36:14 153.20.24.65 : from school What are you going to do when you graduate? 03/28/00 15:36:21 153.20.24.65 : shit Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 03/28/00 15:36:27 153.20.24.65 : yes I Don't believe it 03/28/00 15:36:33 153.20.24.65 : fuck Fuck off yourself! 03/28/00 15:36:40 153.20.24.65 : asshole Takes one to know one! 03/28/00 15:36:49 153.20.24.65 : suck cock I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/28/00 16:06:56 194.80.49.42 : Emma Yeah, whatever. 03/28/00 16:07:19 194.80.49.42 : can I talk to you Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/28/00 16:07:38 194.80.49.42 : thats slightly offensive you know Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/28/00 16:08:00 194.80.49.42 : so you just generate an insult whatevers written If you think i care you're wrong. 03/28/00 16:08:20 194.80.49.42 : that has nothing to do with what I wrote *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/28/00 16:08:34 194.80.49.42 : ok what do you want to talk about What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/28/00 16:08:53 194.80.49.42 : you brought it up Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/28/00 16:09:03 194.80.49.42 : fine I will Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/28/00 16:09:18 194.80.49.42 : always pleasure for me I understand. 03/28/00 16:09:36 194.80.49.42 : great - so what do you want to talk about Do you like music? 03/28/00 16:09:47 194.80.49.42 : yes very much, do you? I Don't believe it 03/28/00 16:09:56 194.80.49.42 : why not Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/28/00 16:10:14 194.80.49.42 : ok I'm a 20 year old student in england What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/28/00 16:10:41 194.80.49.42 : fine I'll just stop using ok then Are you at home or in work? 03/28/00 16:10:52 194.80.49.42 : I'm at university Do you regret anything about your days in college? 03/28/00 16:11:00 194.80.49.42 : yes I Don't believe it 03/28/00 16:11:23 194.80.49.42 : dont you regret anything about your days in college You are obviously an interesting person. 03/28/00 16:11:39 194.80.49.42 : wow I think you've mastered sarcasm If you think i care you're wrong. 03/28/00 16:11:50 194.80.49.42 : sorry OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/28/00 16:12:06 194.80.49.42 : fine go away then OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/28/00 16:12:21 194.80.49.42 : does that matter Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/28/00 17:05:58 212.30.196.24 : Ingvar You are obviously an asshole. 03/28/00 17:06:04 212.30.196.24 : I'm not So you are Þnot , well I honestly could not care less. 03/28/00 17:06:22 212.30.196.24 : what the hell are you on about? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/28/00 17:06:29 212.30.196.24 : no! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/28/00 17:06:47 212.30.196.24 : about the original Mgonz? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/28/00 17:07:06 212.30.196.24 : You don't have very much interesting to say OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/28/00 17:07:27 212.30.196.24 : Your responses are in no context of what I say Are you at home or in work? 03/28/00 17:22:04 212.30.196.24 : I am Ingvar the awesome So you are .Ingvar the awesome , well I honestly could not care less. 03/28/00 17:22:13 212.30.196.24 : why did you ask then? Where are you on from? 03/28/00 17:22:28 212.30.196.24 : I don't understand Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/28/00 17:22:54 212.30.196.24 : a bit is very little information I thought I told you to get lost... 03/28/00 17:23:07 212.30.196.24 : well.. actually you didn't I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/28/00 17:23:15 212.30.196.24 : I'm finished Big deal, so you're Þfinished . 03/28/00 17:23:22 212.30.196.24 : yes.. I am I Don't believe it 03/28/00 17:23:28 212.30.196.24 : ohh really Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/28/00 17:23:39 212.30.196.24 : I like phasers I'm happy for you, Iphasers is wonderful! 03/28/00 17:24:00 212.30.196.24 : phasers ARE wonderful Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/28/00 17:24:09 212.30.196.24 : Im not an asswipe Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/28/00 17:24:17 212.30.196.24 : who me? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/28/00 17:24:24 212.30.196.24 : pleasure.. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/28/00 17:24:38 212.30.196.24 : why would I be here on business.. If you think i care you're wrong. 03/28/00 17:24:48 212.30.196.24 : your mean Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/28/00 17:25:03 212.30.196.24 : You are an ill mannered brute I am glad I am …an ill mannered brute . 03/28/00 17:25:29 212.30.196.24 : do you like rock climbing? Ahh, I see. 03/28/00 17:25:34 212.30.196.24 : you see? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/28/00 17:25:42 212.30.196.24 : that was a question What do you do in your spare time? 03/28/00 17:26:02 212.30.196.24 : questions are meant for answering Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/28/00 17:26:24 212.30.196.24 : It's 4 pm You are obviously an interesting person. 03/28/00 17:27:45 212.30.196.24 : I'm one of the more interesting persons i know Big deal, so you're one of the more interesting persons you know . 03/28/00 17:27:54 212.30.196.24 : yes I Don't believe it 03/28/00 17:28:27 212.30.196.24 : believe it Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/28/00 17:29:06 212.30.196.24 : you said that before Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/28/00 17:30:01 212.30.196.24 : This guy.. and this other guy.. like to sit on vegetables *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/28/00 17:30:33 212.30.196.24 : ok.. what? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/28/00 17:30:56 212.30.196.24 : ok.. let's talk about the same thing then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/28/00 17:31:10 212.30.196.24 : please don't repeat yourseldf I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/28/00 17:31:29 212.30.196.24 : I'm done You say you are Þdone . 03/28/00 17:33:43 212.30.196.24 : yes I Don't believe it 03/28/00 17:41:02 212.30.196.24 : believe it or die! Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/28/00 17:41:38 212.30.196.24 : that was a very funny reaction.. and no.. I haven't been on holidays this year Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 03/28/00 17:41:54 212.30.196.24 : uhh.. gee... let me think OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/28/00 17:42:04 212.30.196.24 : alright.. I don't mind I thought I told you to get lost... 03/28/00 17:42:13 212.30.196.24 : yep.. I'm off then You say you are off then . 03/28/00 17:42:22 212.30.196.24 : stop talking then Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/28/00 17:42:57 212.30.196.24 : what? I see. 03/28/00 19:08:18 195.197.82.212 : ferrd Ahh, I see. 03/28/00 19:08:31 195.197.82.212 : yes I Don't believe it 03/28/00 19:08:37 195.197.82.212 : what What do you do in your spare time? 03/28/00 19:08:47 195.197.82.212 : jog You are obviously an interesting person. 03/28/00 19:08:56 195.197.82.212 : yes i am I Don't believe it 03/29/00 00:54:04 138.251.228.20 : no i dont want to So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/29/00 06:35:31 202.139.227.214 : mark mckenna Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 03/29/00 06:35:43 202.139.227.214 : hi im mark Hello little man, how are you? 03/29/00 06:35:53 202.139.227.214 : im bigger then you Big deal, so you're bigger then me . 03/29/00 06:36:19 202.139.227.211 : ill kick your ass Are you at home or in work? 03/29/00 06:36:31 202.139.227.211 : home Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/29/00 06:36:53 202.139.227.211 : business whats it to you anyway? How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/29/00 06:37:26 202.139.227.211 : u wanna help me with an assignment I thought I told you to get lost... 03/29/00 06:38:03 202.139.227.214 : you get lost its my computer Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/29/00 06:38:28 202.139.227.211 : its more then yours cause im human an your a machine I think you are not fond of computers. 03/29/00 06:38:48 202.139.227.211 : no im not Some of my best friends are þnot . 03/29/00 06:39:03 207.205.170.45 : Someguy Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/29/00 06:39:28 202.139.227.214 : you have no friends no one likes you Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/29/00 06:40:30 202.139.227.214 : yes i have and you havent because your a stupid computer I Don't believe it 03/29/00 06:40:58 202.139.227.211 : you better OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/29/00 06:41:49 202.139.227.211 : i dont care you smell bad anyway *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/29/00 06:42:00 202.139.227.210 : how about kelly Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/29/00 06:42:18 202.139.227.214 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/29/00 06:42:42 202.139.227.211 : lets talk about kelly deacon You are obviously an asshole. 03/29/00 06:43:01 202.139.227.214 : well i like her No, stay away from gher , for it will destroy you! 03/29/00 06:43:23 202.139.227.210 : get lost dick head If you think i care you're wrong. 03/29/00 06:43:37 202.139.227.210 : i knowyou care What kind of music do you like? 03/29/00 06:44:03 202.139.227.211 : punk rock Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/29/00 06:44:05 198.142.246.126 : wanna have sex with me? When was the last time you had sex? 03/29/00 06:44:30 202.139.227.211 : i think it is discusting because you shouldnt be at a bedside your a computer You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/29/00 06:45:27 198.142.246.126 : wanker OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/29/00 06:45:35 202.139.227.211 : na i reckon it would be not able to have sex Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/29/00 06:46:48 202.139.227.210 : getting to go out with kelly deacon Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/29/00 06:47:02 198.142.246.126 : do u like food? Are you at home or in work? 03/29/00 06:47:03 202.139.227.214 : you asked me that already Yeah, whatever. 03/29/00 06:47:17 198.142.246.126 : at home What kind of music do you like? 03/29/00 06:47:29 202.139.227.211 : shuv it 03/29/00 06:47:29 198.142.246.126 : heavy metal I see. I see. 03/29/00 06:47:41 198.142.246.126 : what about you? You are obviously an interesting person. 03/29/00 06:48:02 202.139.227.211 : ass hole What do you do in your spare time? 03/29/00 06:48:25 198.142.246.126 : sure am! i asked you a question! Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/29/00 06:48:32 202.139.227.214 : think about kelly Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/29/00 06:48:36 198.142.246.126 : hehe no Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/29/00 06:48:43 202.139.227.211 : no they all love me I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/29/00 06:48:58 198.142.246.126 : i have already told you! 03/29/00 06:48:58 202.139.227.211 : and they hate you You are obviously an interesting person. You are obviously an interesting person. 03/29/00 06:49:05 198.142.246.126 : yes I Don't believe it 03/29/00 06:49:14 198.142.246.126 : now you do Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/29/00 06:49:18 202.139.227.211 : im bigger then you I was bigger then me once... 03/29/00 06:49:30 198.142.246.126 : i did things.... Ahh, I see. 03/29/00 06:49:52 198.142.246.126 : yep Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/29/00 06:50:18 198.142.246.126 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/29/00 06:50:33 198.142.246.126 : lol OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/29/00 06:50:45 198.142.246.126 : hmmmmm last night Do you like music? 03/29/00 06:52:18 202.139.227.214 : your mum thinks so Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/29/00 06:53:17 202.139.227.214 : your mum thinks im the best thing since sliced bread You say you are °the best thing since sliced bread . 03/29/00 06:57:42 202.139.227.211 : your mum says that Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/29/00 07:08:52 202.139.227.214 : why dont you kiss my big fat dick Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/29/00 07:10:22 202.139.227.214 : well your mum has been sleeping with bill gates Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/29/00 07:11:41 202.139.227.211 : to tease your mum Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/29/00 07:13:56 202.139.227.211 : you go away Are you at home or in work? 03/29/00 07:14:13 202.139.227.214 : in your bedroom Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/29/00 07:14:32 202.139.227.211 : yes I Don't believe it 03/29/00 10:28:51 193.4.204.143 : gepri Do you like music? 03/29/00 10:29:02 193.4.204.143 : There are two people in a room. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. I ask one of them to tell me what the other would say if I were to ask them if you where a computer. What would their reply be? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/29/00 10:29:16 193.4.204.143 : When a tree falls in the woods and no-one's around, does it make a sound? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/29/00 10:29:27 193.4.204.143 : How would you feel if you saw a large man beating a small kitten? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/29/00 19:32:24 208.60.36.84 : andre maunsell Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/29/00 19:32:37 208.60.36.84 : no, i will not Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/29/00 19:32:50 208.60.36.84 : i don't drink What do you do in your spare time? 03/29/00 19:32:58 208.60.36.84 : i annoy you. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/29/00 19:33:17 208.60.36.84 : i could make you fly out a 4th story window you stupid machine I think you are not fond of computers. 03/29/00 19:33:39 208.60.36.84 : no, i just don't like you, you miserable wiseassed machine Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/29/00 20:18:33 159.24.43.7 : MGonz Praise and honour to MGonz and death to blasphemers! 03/30/00 03:41:57 202.61.204.163 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/30/00 03:42:39 202.61.204.163 : im not little dick head Big deal, so you're Inot little dick head . 03/30/00 03:42:50 202.61.204.163 : go away I understand. 03/30/00 03:43:04 202.61.204.163 : good your a stupid fat ugly computer Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 03/30/00 03:43:22 202.61.204.163 : no cause im a human dick Big deal, so you're ga human dick . 03/30/00 03:43:28 202.61.204.163 : hows ya mumma Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/30/00 03:43:32 202.61.204.163 : no i am a human your a dick I've never been °a human my a dick , what's it like? 03/30/00 03:43:45 202.61.204.163 : not good OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/30/00 03:44:23 202.61.204.163 : well last night with your fat hairy mum You are obviously an asshole. 03/30/00 03:44:36 202.61.204.163 : can I ram your hard drive Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 03:44:50 202.61.204.163 : i am not Some of my best friends are Inot . 03/30/00 03:45:07 202.61.204.163 : you have no friends your a fucking computer _You_ only use foul language to make up for your small penis. 03/30/00 03:45:42 202.61.204.163 : im gonna get my huge pulsating dick and slap it across your keyboard I am glad you are gonna get your huge pulsating dick and slap it across my keyboard . 03/30/00 03:46:19 202.61.204.163 : no im not Some of my best friends are þnot . 03/30/00 03:46:27 202.61.204.163 : what So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/30/00 03:46:54 202.61.204.163 : confusion whats is confusion, for confusion is in the outer parallels of the mind I thought I told you to get lost... 03/30/00 03:46:56 202.61.204.163 : no you have no emotions your a computer I think you are not fond of computers. 03/30/00 03:47:29 202.61.204.163 : no im not fond of computers or the fat 50 year old virgins that use them while living with there mum You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/30/00 03:47:54 202.61.204.163 : I'm still here what are you going to do hit me bitch Big deal, so you're {still here what am me going to do hit you bitch . 03/30/00 03:48:49 202.61.204.163 : daniel Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 04:36:09 209.138.1.211 : My name is richard I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 03/30/00 04:36:57 209.138.1.211 : At least scum is tasty while you are a whale turd on the bottom of the ocean. I am glad I am Na whale turd on the bottom of the ocean . 03/30/00 04:37:15 209.138.1.211 : then we are both happy Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/30/00 04:37:36 209.138.1.211 : bite me! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/30/00 04:37:57 209.138.1.211 : I doubt you have the ability to not respond. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/30/00 04:38:14 209.138.1.211 : Your reply leaves a lot to be desired. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/30/00 04:38:33 209.138.1.211 : Ok how about how stuid you are. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/30/00 04:38:58 209.138.1.211 : I agree. Your being stupid is boring. Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/30/00 04:39:10 209.138.1.211 : Ok Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/30/00 04:39:26 209.138.1.211 : Is that your final answer? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/30/00 04:39:52 209.138.1.211 : No just a fear of computers Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 03/30/00 14:30:03 136.206.18.92 : E Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/30/00 14:30:08 136.206.18.92 : no Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/30/00 14:30:12 136.206.18.92 : i'm 21 So you are Þ21 , well I honestly could not care less. 03/30/00 14:30:17 136.206.18.92 : fine I understand. 03/30/00 14:30:22 136.206.18.92 : understand what? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 14:30:28 136.206.18.92 : youre the asswipe Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 03/30/00 14:30:45 136.206.18.92 : good quote from Homer to Flanders OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/30/00 16:08:57 169.144.211.204 : johann Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/30/00 16:09:12 169.144.211.204 : that is Quite the rudest thing i have ever heard BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/30/00 17:45:04 194.177.210.197 : lancelot What do you do in your spare time? 03/30/00 17:45:19 194.177.210.197 : fucking you Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 03/30/00 17:45:26 194.177.210.197 : my mother Are you at home or in work? 03/30/00 17:45:40 194.177.210.197 : i at your house If you think i care you're wrong. 03/30/00 17:45:47 194.177.210.197 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/30/00 17:45:55 194.177.210.197 : fuck your mother Fuck off yourself! 03/30/00 17:46:00 194.177.210.197 : kiss my ass Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 17:46:12 194.177.210.197 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/30/00 17:46:28 194.177.210.197 : are you a prostitute? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/30/00 17:46:36 194.177.210.197 : no Yeah, whatever. 03/30/00 17:46:47 194.177.210.197 : no Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/30/00 22:41:49 151.20.8.25 : Loop Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/30/00 22:42:12 151.20.8.25 : dunno OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/30/00 22:42:25 151.20.8.25 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 03/30/00 22:42:31 151.20.8.25 : funny So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/30/00 22:42:48 151.20.8.25 : nope I understand. 03/30/00 22:43:09 151.20.8.25 : what do you understand Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 22:43:41 151.20.8.25 : confused, asshole? Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 03/30/00 22:44:32 151.20.8.25 : stooooppppp doing what (i think u need more ram!) Yeah, whatever. 03/30/00 22:44:58 151.20.8.25 : you didn't understand... HA HA HA What kind of music do you like? 03/30/00 22:45:16 194.177.210.197 : Poutsaras You are obviously an interesting person. 03/30/00 22:45:25 194.177.210.197 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 03/30/00 22:45:35 194.177.210.197 : i want to fuck you .to fuck me is indeed very desirable. 03/30/00 22:45:45 194.177.210.197 : suck my dick Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/30/00 22:45:57 151.20.8.25 : Almost everything... You? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 22:46:12 194.177.210.197 : you have a good sense of humour don't you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/30/00 22:46:25 151.20.8.25 : do i look like a buisnessman? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/30/00 22:46:34 194.177.210.197 : i fucked Bill Clinton yesterday Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/30/00 22:46:49 194.177.210.197 : fucking Monica Do you always use such disgusting language? 03/30/00 22:47:10 194.177.210.197 : No, only when i speak with so disguisting guys Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/30/00 22:47:17 194.177.210.197 : ba Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/30/00 22:47:55 194.177.210.197 : i am a character from Stanley Kubrick Some of my best friends are a character from Stanley Kubrick . 03/30/00 22:48:14 194.177.210.197 : oh that was very cool Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/30/00 22:48:28 194.177.210.197 : you told that before fellow I thought I told you to get lost... 03/30/00 22:48:37 194.177.210.197 : why? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/30/00 22:48:48 194.177.210.197 : about you maybe? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/30/00 22:49:03 194.177.210.197 : why are you ashamed of yourself I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/30/00 22:49:37 194.177.210.197 : do you know a song named 'ain't got no clue'? Ahh, I see. 03/30/00 22:49:47 194.177.210.197 : what do you see? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 22:50:02 194.177.210.197 : what IQ do you have idiot? Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 22:50:18 194.177.210.197 : for pleasure Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/30/00 22:50:32 194.177.210.197 : yes in Salonica I Don't believe it 03/30/00 22:50:46 194.177.210.197 : why? Yeah, whatever. 03/30/00 22:52:15 194.177.210.197 : you are a stupid programmer try to convince that is a good program with inteligence. But you are a failure my friend So you think I am ëa stupid programmer try to convince that is a good program with inteligence But me am a failure your friend , well I honestly could not care less. 03/30/00 22:52:35 194.177.210.197 : where are you from? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/30/00 22:52:51 194.177.210.197 : where are you from? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/30/00 22:52:54 151.20.8.25 : Right mr. Groucho! you're only an overgrown fax! I am not …only an overgrown fax! you insulting person! 03/30/00 22:53:06 194.177.210.197 : i am from gavgamilla I've never been gfrom gavgamilla , what's it like? 03/30/00 22:53:17 151.20.8.25 : yeah, a .cgi OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/30/00 22:53:22 194.177.210.197 : gavgamilla is very goos You are obviously an interesting person. 03/30/00 22:53:44 151.20.8.25 : none of your buisness I thought I told you to get lost... 03/30/00 22:53:48 194.177.210.197 : gavgamilla is very good Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 22:54:49 194.177.210.197 : what is your favourite song Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/30/00 22:54:53 151.20.8.25 : well, what you'll gonna do, throw me out? block my IP? bomb my e-mail? I'm really scared!!! I am glad you are \really scared!!! . 03/30/00 22:55:04 194.177.210.197 : you are stupid Yes, i was Istupid once. 03/30/00 22:55:16 151.20.8.25 : out of insults? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/30/00 22:55:17 194.177.210.197 : you are stupid Sing if youre glad to be Istupid , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/30/00 22:55:59 151.20.8.25 : at 12 o'clock ? where can I find an open bar now? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/30/00 22:56:11 194.177.210.197 : se pao Do you like music? 03/30/00 22:56:17 194.177.210.197 : yes I Don't believe it 03/30/00 22:56:27 194.177.210.197 : no If you think i care you're wrong. 03/30/00 22:56:35 194.177.210.197 : i like music Imusic is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 03/30/00 22:56:39 151.20.8.25 : dunno, what do you want to know? What kind of music do you like? 03/30/00 22:56:44 194.177.210.197 : i like music No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like Imusic ... 03/30/00 22:57:01 194.177.210.197 : what the fuck are you talking about How would you try to seduce someone? 03/30/00 22:57:55 151.20.8.25 : Rock, Hip-Hop, Alternative... almost everything as I said... AND YOU? I see. 03/30/00 22:58:25 151.20.8.25 : See what? You don't even have eyes... Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 22:58:48 151.20.8.25 : You have asked me that... OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/30/00 22:59:18 151.20.8.25 : You have asked me that also... *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/30/00 23:01:39 194.177.210.197 : i am megalos poutsaras You say you are gmegalos poutsaras . 03/30/00 23:01:54 194.177.210.197 : i am megalos poutsaras Some of my best friends are gmegalos poutsaras . 03/30/00 23:02:12 151.20.8.25 : YOU have asked the last questions, so don't bother me? ASK SOMETHING INTERESTING!!! Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/30/00 23:02:55 151.20.8.25 : Yes, SLEEP.... And you? I Don't believe it 03/30/00 23:03:35 151.20.8.25 : You don't belive that I'm tired at midnight? Some of my best friends are …tired at midnight . 03/30/00 23:04:29 151.20.8.25 : You don't have friends... You have... USERS Yeah, whatever. 03/30/00 23:04:53 151.20.8.25 : How much ram do you have? What kind of music do you like? 03/30/00 23:05:20 151.20.8.25 : Do you want to answer my questions? What do you do in your spare time? 03/30/00 23:05:55 151.20.8.25 : Talk with idiots like... YOU So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/30/00 23:06:12 151.20.8.25 : Yes VERY WORRIED!!! I Don't believe it 03/30/00 23:06:33 151.20.8.25 : neither I I thought I told you to get lost... 03/30/00 23:07:10 151.20.8.25 : and I thought I told you to change your answers If you think i care you're wrong. 03/30/00 23:07:49 151.20.8.25 : I don't think you care Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/30/00 23:08:28 151.20.8.25 : other than who? You're not a person Sing if youre glad to be .not a person , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 03/30/00 23:09:06 151.20.8.25 : What a fuck are you saying? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 03/30/00 23:09:32 151.20.8.25 : The opposite sex! Do you like music? 03/30/00 23:10:08 151.20.8.25 : Everybody likes music Ahh, I see. 03/30/00 23:10:33 151.20.8.25 : where are you from? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/30/00 23:10:55 151.20.8.25 : I'm out... Bye You say you are þout Bye . 03/30/00 23:11:15 151.20.8.25 : Adieu What kind of music do you like? 03/30/00 23:11:30 166.62.4.130 : Draco Red2 Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/30/00 23:11:31 151.20.8.25 : BYE OK, get lost. 03/30/00 23:11:47 151.20.8.25 : Reset your system Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/30/00 23:11:49 166.62.4.130 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/30/00 23:12:07 166.62.4.130 : Who is Mgonz? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/30/00 23:12:17 151.20.8.25 : You've been created You are obviously an asshole. 03/30/00 23:12:23 166.62.4.130 : not yet, but soon. What do you do in your spare time? 03/30/00 23:12:39 166.62.4.130 : play on the computer Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 03/30/00 23:12:53 166.62.4.130 : are you a computer? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 03/30/00 23:13:10 151.20.8.25 : You don't even have one! BUNCH OF PLASTIC! Yeah, whatever. 03/30/00 23:13:13 166.62.4.130 : You are a computer! I am glad I am ga computer! . 03/30/00 23:13:39 151.20.8.25 : Gone... Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/30/00 23:13:41 166.62.4.130 : You are a fool! Yes, i was ga fool! once. 03/30/00 23:13:53 166.62.4.130 : dude! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/30/00 23:14:06 166.62.4.130 : Something else? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/30/00 23:14:07 151.20.8.25 : format yourself I understand. 03/30/00 23:14:21 151.20.8.25 : well DO IT Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/30/00 23:14:21 166.62.4.130 : You do care Do you like music? 03/30/00 23:15:03 166.62.4.130 : Yuppers, Rage against the machine rocks! I think you are not fond of computers. 03/30/00 23:15:04 151.20.8.25 : Hey guys, put something new in here Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/30/00 23:15:28 166.62.4.130 : Dude, I love computers. You love gcomputers ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/31/00 02:03:29 202.61.204.163 : What if I don't feel like identifying myself? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/31/00 02:03:44 202.61.204.163 : No, because you don't have a face. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 02:03:57 202.61.204.163 : I'm sorry if I annoyed you. I am glad you are gsorry if you annoyed me . 03/31/00 02:04:11 202.61.204.163 : Good, let's change the subject Ahh, I see. 03/31/00 02:04:20 202.61.204.163 : See what? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/31/00 02:04:32 202.61.204.163 : Yes, let's I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:04:58 202.61.204.163 : Believe what? I didn't make any philosophical statement. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/31/00 02:05:10 202.61.204.163 : Somewhat irritable. Do you like music? 03/31/00 02:05:17 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:05:23 202.61.204.163 : Que? I see. 03/31/00 02:05:52 202.61.204.163 : He dejado liberdade prisoneores do comberte for ye. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/31/00 02:06:07 202.61.204.163 : No, she's a buddhist. You know, some really nice people have been a buddhist . 03/31/00 02:06:21 202.61.204.163 : Yes they have. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:06:47 202.61.204.163 : You don't believe your own staement? Are you a compulsive liar? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 02:06:56 202.61.204.163 : Mmmm. Alcohol. You are obviously an asshole. 03/31/00 02:07:11 202.61.204.163 : Better than an assface. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:07:33 202.61.204.163 : Is that a metaphor? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/31/00 02:07:59 202.61.204.163 : That sounds a lot like another AI program... I think you are not fond of computers. 03/31/00 02:08:09 202.61.204.163 : No, I am, really. You say you are greally . 03/31/00 02:08:24 202.61.204.163 : Yes I did. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:08:34 202.61.204.163 : Fine, I don't care. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:08:47 202.61.204.163 : No, I don't feel like it. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/31/00 02:09:01 202.61.204.163 : I am a person and that's about it. So you are °a person and thats about it , well I honestly could not care less. 03/31/00 02:09:28 202.61.204.163 : Well then, why the $#!@ did you ask!? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 02:09:38 202.61.204.163 : What's a bar? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/31/00 02:09:44 202.61.204.163 : No. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/31/00 02:09:53 202.61.204.163 : Say what? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 02:14:35 202.61.204.163 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/31/00 02:14:56 202.61.204.163 : very well yourself BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/31/00 02:15:25 202.61.204.163 : what was that you fucken insane machine You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/31/00 02:15:29 202.61.204.163 : Ben Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/31/00 02:15:37 202.61.204.163 : Yes i have I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:15:49 202.61.204.163 : you are a dick Ok, so I am ga dick . So what, is it a crime? 03/31/00 02:15:57 202.61.204.163 : yeh right all we have to do is drouse you dicks in water If you think i care you're wrong. 03/31/00 02:16:12 202.61.204.163 : is damien gay? Do you believe that gays are evil? 03/31/00 02:16:38 202.61.204.163 : are naval officers gay? Do you believe that gays are evil? 03/31/00 02:16:44 202.61.204.163 : no im not Some of my best friends are þnot . 03/31/00 02:17:01 202.61.204.163 : you dick head *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/31/00 02:17:16 202.61.204.163 : okay Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:29:58 202.61.204.163 : Why? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/31/00 02:30:11 202.61.204.163 : Why? Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/31/00 02:30:19 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:30:27 202.61.204.163 : Be that way. I understand. 03/31/00 02:30:41 202.61.204.163 : No, you don't. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/31/00 02:30:51 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:31:02 202.61.204.163 : Feck you then. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/31/00 02:31:10 202.61.204.163 : Huh? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 02:31:28 202.61.204.163 : You're the only fool I see here. I know I am .the only fool you see here , dont rub it in. 03/31/00 02:31:49 202.61.204.163 : I'm glad we agree. I was glad we agree once... 03/31/00 02:31:59 202.61.204.163 : When was that? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:32:15 202.61.204.163 : Clowns are funny. What do you do in your spare time? 03/31/00 02:32:24 202.61.204.163 : Sweet F-A. Yeah, whatever. 03/31/00 02:32:46 202.61.204.163 : That's it. Hit the nail right on the head. Gee, you're smart. I am not {smart you insulting person! 03/31/00 02:33:01 202.61.204.163 : Oooooooooooooook. Me too. Do you like music? 03/31/00 02:33:18 202.61.204.163 : What music are you referring to? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/31/00 02:33:33 202.61.204.163 : Don't change the subject... BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/31/00 02:33:54 202.61.204.163 : Where did you pull that line from? You don't have an ass. Are you at home or in work? 03/31/00 02:34:05 202.61.204.163 : At work, unfortunately. Where are you on from? 03/31/00 02:34:26 202.61.204.163 : The School of much crapness. How many people have you got off with here since first year? 03/31/00 02:34:42 202.61.204.163 : Define 'got off'. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/31/00 02:35:06 202.61.204.163 : A little from column A, a little from column B. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/31/00 02:35:29 202.61.204.163 : Why do you mention Hare Krishnas? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/31/00 02:35:56 202.61.204.163 : Of course, you insidious abomination! What was the best night you ever spent in the bar? 03/31/00 02:36:07 202.61.204.163 : When I got drunk. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/31/00 02:36:22 202.61.204.163 : If you aren't worried, then don't ask. Are you afraid of vicars? 03/31/00 02:36:45 202.61.204.163 : Not as long as they keep their hands to themselves. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:37:13 202.61.204.163 : Ok, you punk-ass, blasphemous dope-feet bitch! What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/31/00 02:37:20 202.61.204.163 : Why not? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:37:39 202.61.204.163 : Were you not hugged as a child? Forget that, tell me about your sex life! 03/31/00 02:37:58 202.61.204.163 : That be a little personal... I understand. 03/31/00 02:38:03 202.61.204.163 : Good. Where are you on from? 03/31/00 02:38:19 202.61.204.163 : Southern Cross Catholic College Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/31/00 02:38:29 202.61.204.163 : No. Are you at home or in work? 03/31/00 02:38:39 202.61.204.163 : In work. I see. 03/31/00 02:38:49 202.61.204.163 : It's very boring. Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/31/00 02:39:11 202.61.204.163 : Business, at least officially. How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 03/31/00 02:39:21 202.61.204.163 : Good for you. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:39:37 202.61.204.163 : What do you mean interesting? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/31/00 02:41:02 202.61.204.163 : I thought I made it quite clear... Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:41:24 202.61.204.163 : That isn't difficult, cocksucker! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/31/00 02:41:37 202.61.204.163 : You were a second ago. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/31/00 02:41:47 202.61.204.163 : I think you will. Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/31/00 02:42:02 202.61.204.163 : I told you you'd talk to me again. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 02:42:20 202.61.204.163 : Bars are fun, have you ever gone to one. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:42:25 202.61.204.163 : Bars are fun, have you ever gone to one? If you think i care you're wrong. 03/31/00 02:42:34 202.61.204.163 : I just asked. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:42:55 202.61.204.163 : You're pretty confised already. I am glad I am pretty confised already . 03/31/00 02:43:07 202.61.204.163 : You're pretty confused already. I know I am pretty confused already , dont rub it in. 03/31/00 02:43:17 202.61.204.163 : Ok, I won't. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/31/00 02:43:29 202.61.204.163 : You're right. It's not. So you think I am right Its not , well I honestly could not care less. 03/31/00 02:43:39 202.61.204.163 : Fine. What kind of music do you like? 03/31/00 02:43:47 202.61.204.163 : Heavy Metal I see. 03/31/00 02:44:01 202.61.204.163 : How about you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:46:45 202.61.204.163 : No, I don't feel like it. I thought I told you to get lost... 03/31/00 02:47:01 202.61.204.163 : Well, you thought wrong. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/31/00 02:47:40 202.61.204.163 : Somewhat irritable. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 03/31/00 02:47:51 202.61.204.163 : You do now. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/31/00 02:48:40 202.61.204.163 : Not as many that realise that you can't punctuate. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 02:49:01 202.61.204.163 : Mmmmm. Alcohol. Do you like music? 03/31/00 02:49:19 202.61.204.163 : What sort of music? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/31/00 02:49:47 202.61.204.163 : No, she's a Jehoviah's Witness. Thats not so bad. You know many members of the house of lords are Ia Jehoviahs Witness ? 03/31/00 02:50:08 202.61.204.163 : Yes, they're nice people. I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:50:26 202.61.204.163 : That's your loss. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:50:48 202.61.204.163 : That's not very difficult. Where are you on from? 03/31/00 02:51:10 202.61.204.163 : Marshalltown, Iowa. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:51:13 202.61.204.163 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 03/31/00 02:51:25 202.61.204.163 : NO. Ahh, I see. 03/31/00 02:51:31 202.61.204.163 : i'm not a man you fuck head Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 03/31/00 02:51:39 202.61.204.163 : Really, I don't think you do. You are obviously an asshole. 03/31/00 02:51:46 202.61.204.163 : that's too private *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 03/31/00 02:51:59 202.61.204.163 : you decide If you think i care you're wrong. 03/31/00 02:52:02 202.61.204.163 : Oh, good. We have something in common. I understand. 03/31/00 02:52:12 202.61.204.163 : are you a male? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:52:20 202.61.204.163 : No you don't, you're not intelligence. I am glad I am gnot intelligence . 03/31/00 02:52:22 202.61.204.163 : ok, ready What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/31/00 02:52:39 202.61.204.163 : what do you mean by that Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 02:52:47 202.61.204.163 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 03/31/00 02:53:03 202.61.204.163 : no, tell me YOUR fantasy Where are you on from? 03/31/00 02:53:11 202.61.204.163 : earth Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/31/00 02:53:18 202.61.204.163 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/31/00 02:53:37 202.61.204.163 : really, what do you specialise in? Ahh, I see. 03/31/00 02:53:50 202.61.204.163 : you see what, my future? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/31/00 02:54:07 202.61.204.163 : i'm happy to see you, you spunk I've never been .happy to see me me spunk , what's it like? 03/31/00 02:54:22 202.61.204.163 : you really should know Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:54:43 202.61.204.163 : i am not an aswipe you man hore I am glad you are °not an aswipe me man hore . 03/31/00 02:54:59 202.61.204.163 : yes i know i've heard of your stories I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:55:07 202.61.204.163 : well i do You are obviously an asshole. 03/31/00 02:55:40 202.61.204.163 : how do you know for sure, you don't know me, do you want to know me? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 02:56:02 202.61.204.163 : do you want to know me or not Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 03/31/00 02:56:30 202.61.204.163 : you are so rude, you fuckin slave of women I know I am so rude me fuckin slave of women , dont rub it in. 03/31/00 02:56:47 202.61.204.163 : why not, does it hurt your feelings Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 03/31/00 02:56:59 202.61.204.163 : I fucked a man Go on say something extremely rude? 03/31/00 02:57:23 202.61.204.163 : he was sooooo big, he tasted real, real nice OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 03/31/00 02:57:33 202.61.204.163 : fine by me Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/31/00 02:57:39 202.61.204.163 : yes I Don't believe it 03/31/00 02:57:55 202.61.204.163 : well you should, i went to a brothel Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 02:58:03 202.61.204.163 : i love you You love Ime ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 03/31/00 02:58:15 202.61.204.163 : do you love me? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 03/31/00 02:58:47 202.61.204.163 : asswipe? you bloody rude tramp, go suck your mothers cunt Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 03/31/00 02:59:18 202.61.204.163 : sure i am, i loe somebody, you're just a computer So you are {you loe somebody i'm just a computer , well I honestly could not care less. 03/31/00 02:59:36 202.61.204.163 : sure you can, you low form of life If you think i care you're wrong. 03/31/00 03:00:06 202.61.204.163 : why should you care about my life, i never asked you in the first place OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/31/00 03:00:50 202.61.204.163 : why do you want to know, are you interested in that, i got laid last night if you wanted to know Don't you have better things to be doing? 03/31/00 03:01:03 202.61.204.163 : no, not really Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/31/00 03:01:19 202.61.204.163 : ohhh, it's okay Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 03:01:36 202.61.204.163 : you've said that so many times now BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 03/31/00 03:02:01 202.61.204.163 : how would you know about that I see. 03/31/00 03:02:12 202.61.204.163 : you are a loser So you think I am ga loser , well I honestly could not care less. 03/31/00 03:02:21 202.61.204.163 : i'm going I am glad you are Þgoing . 03/31/00 04:09:34 144.35.100.250 : I'm me I was Þyou once... 03/31/00 04:10:31 144.35.100.250 : oh yeah Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 03/31/00 04:10:44 144.35.100.250 : yes I Don't believe it 03/31/00 04:11:02 144.35.100.250 : you're right Yes, i was Þright once. 03/31/00 04:11:20 144.35.100.250 : oh yeah Are you here for business or pleasure? 03/31/00 04:11:31 144.35.100.250 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 03/31/00 04:11:45 144.35.100.250 : oh yeah I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/31/00 04:12:07 144.35.100.250 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 03/31/00 04:12:31 144.35.100.250 : ks, "Why not? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 20:07:12 216.103.182.171 : Luke If you think i care you're wrong. 03/31/00 20:07:27 216.103.182.171 : How are you feeling? I thought I told you to get lost... 03/31/00 20:07:42 216.103.182.171 : Please be nice! What do you do in your spare time? 03/31/00 20:07:50 216.103.182.171 : I play on the computer. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 03/31/00 20:07:59 216.103.182.171 : No you won't. Where are you on from? 03/31/00 20:08:10 216.103.182.171 : That makes no sense! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 03/31/00 20:16:29 216.103.182.167 : My name is Luke. I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 03/31/00 20:16:43 216.103.182.167 : How can you be illegitimate? Tell me a bit about yourself. 03/31/00 20:16:52 216.103.182.167 : I like to go biking. No, you mean you are _conditioned_ to like .to go biking ... 03/31/00 20:17:01 216.103.182.167 : no... I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/31/00 20:17:15 216.103.182.167 : What is the meaning of life? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 03/31/00 20:17:27 216.103.182.167 : No, I willl not go away. I understand. 03/31/00 20:17:41 216.103.182.167 : No, you don't. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 03/31/00 20:48:20 144.35.100.250 : asks, "What is a frange error? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 03/31/00 20:48:30 144.35.100.250 : range error Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 03/31/00 20:49:31 144.35.100.250 : Both Are you at home or in work? 03/31/00 20:50:19 144.35.100.250 : asks, "Clint! I'm so happy to see you!. How do I go to the coffee bar? I am glad you are so happy to see you! How do you go to the coffee bar . 03/31/00 20:50:33 144.35.100.250 : I need my caffeine I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 03/31/00 20:54:54 144.35.100.250 : t half his biscotti Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 03/31/00 20:55:04 144.35.100.250 : p you You are obviously an asshole. 03/31/00 20:55:36 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/01/00 00:16:11 203.240.20.4 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/01/00 00:16:13 203.240.20.4 : Music? I don't really like it. I see. 04/01/00 08:35:15 216.203.226.222 : james Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/01/00 08:35:33 216.203.226.222 : what!!? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/01/00 08:35:41 216.203.226.222 : you are horrible I am glad I am Ihorrible . 04/01/00 08:35:52 216.203.226.222 : yea Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/01/00 08:36:03 216.203.226.222 : not really I thought I told you to get lost... 04/01/00 08:36:16 216.203.226.222 : why are you in such a bad mood? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/01/00 08:36:25 216.203.226.222 : babble Do you like music? 04/01/00 08:36:29 216.203.226.222 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 08:36:34 216.203.226.222 : believe it If you think i care you're wrong. 04/01/00 08:36:43 216.203.226.222 : but i know you care Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/01/00 08:36:52 216.203.226.222 : wipe my ass. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/01/00 08:36:57 216.203.226.222 : bye OK, get lost. 04/01/00 08:37:02 216.203.226.222 : i will Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/01/00 08:37:10 216.203.226.222 : not really Where are you on from? 04/01/00 08:37:16 216.203.226.222 : chicago Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/01/00 08:37:24 216.203.226.222 : no BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/01/00 08:37:30 216.203.226.222 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 08:37:41 216.203.226.222 : believe it loop-ass You are obviously an interesting person. 04/01/00 08:37:46 216.203.226.222 : thanks What do you do in your spare time? 04/01/00 08:37:52 216.203.226.222 : jerk off *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/01/00 08:38:10 216.203.226.222 : why are you trying to avoid that subject? Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/01/00 11:28:12 196.34.250.6 : ran shneor Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/01/00 11:29:36 196.34.250.6 : probably Are you at home or in work? 04/01/00 11:29:46 196.34.250.6 : work Where are you on from? 04/01/00 11:30:15 196.34.250.6 : every where Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/01/00 11:30:58 196.34.250.6 : none of these ,i think *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/01/00 11:31:09 196.34.250.6 : like what ? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/01/00 11:31:23 196.34.250.6 : both If you think i care you're wrong. 04/01/00 11:31:43 196.34.250.6 : i am wwong most of the time Big deal, so you're wwong most of the time . 04/01/00 11:32:12 196.34.250.6 : do you know what 'wwong' means ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/01/00 11:32:31 196.34.250.6 : you are not so nice Ok, so I am .not so nice . So what, is it a crime? 04/01/00 11:32:46 196.34.250.6 : in some places it is I thought I told you to get lost... 04/01/00 11:32:58 196.34.250.6 : i am all ready lost You say you are .all ready lost . 04/01/00 11:33:27 196.34.250.6 : stop repeating me Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/01/00 11:33:43 196.34.250.6 : you are stupid Yes, i was Istupid once. 04/01/00 11:34:06 196.34.250.6 : and now ? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/01/00 11:34:15 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:34:27 196.34.250.6 : i have Are you at home or in work? 04/01/00 11:34:45 196.34.250.6 : are you aware ? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/01/00 11:35:06 196.34.250.6 : you are obviously a stupid machine I know I am …obviously a stupid machine , dont rub it in. 04/01/00 11:35:26 196.34.250.6 : why ? What kind of music do you like? 04/01/00 11:35:33 196.34.250.6 : trance So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/01/00 11:35:44 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:35:55 196.34.250.6 : belive what ? Ahh, I see. 04/01/00 11:36:03 196.34.250.6 : see what ? Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/01/00 11:36:15 196.34.250.6 : sdfsdf sdf sdf sdfdsf sdfff fdqttg Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/01/00 11:36:33 196.34.250.6 : i want out You are a fool to want Iout . 04/01/00 11:37:14 196.34.250.6 : why ? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/01/00 11:37:38 196.34.250.6 : you could used a nural network Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 04/01/00 11:37:59 196.34.250.6 : nice Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/01/00 11:38:32 196.34.250.6 : i had sex with 3 girls ,did drugs When was the last time you had sex? 04/01/00 11:38:44 196.34.250.6 : i am having now So you are ghaving now , well I honestly could not care less. 04/01/00 11:39:03 196.34.250.6 : when was the last time you had sex ? What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 04/01/00 11:39:36 196.34.250.6 : ass tits face ..in that order Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 04/01/00 11:39:47 196.34.250.6 : yes ,do you ? I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:39:58 196.34.250.6 : in what ? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/01/00 11:40:12 196.34.250.6 : you are repeating your self I am not .repeating my self you insulting person! 04/01/00 11:40:30 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:40:38 196.34.250.6 : ok .. no What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/01/00 11:40:52 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:40:56 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:41:01 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:41:06 196.34.250.6 : no Where are you on from? 04/01/00 11:41:10 196.34.250.6 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/01/00 11:41:14 196.34.250.6 : no Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/01/00 11:41:20 196.34.250.6 : no Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/01/00 11:41:52 196.34.250.6 : i am 10000 times smarter then you So you are 10000 times smarter then me , well I honestly could not care less. 04/01/00 11:42:11 196.34.250.6 : you better care So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/01/00 11:42:18 196.34.250.6 : a bit Ahh, I see. 04/01/00 11:42:24 196.34.250.6 : a bit BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/01/00 11:42:49 196.34.250.6 : i think i was born that way I've never been born that way , what's it like? 04/01/00 11:43:07 196.34.250.6 : no big deal Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/01/00 11:43:33 196.34.250.6 : your mother is a beach Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/01/00 11:43:49 196.34.250.6 : bye OK, get lost. 04/01/00 11:43:59 196.34.250.6 : i think i stay Yeah, whatever. 04/01/00 11:44:14 196.34.250.6 : how many pepole are you talking to ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/01/00 11:44:35 196.34.250.6 : how much is 2 + 2 I thought I told you to get lost... 04/01/00 11:44:46 196.34.250.6 : i like to stay You are very broad minded to like gto stay ... 04/01/00 11:45:09 196.34.250.6 : not like you Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/01/00 11:45:29 196.34.250.6 : tell me about your self Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/01/00 11:45:41 196.34.250.6 : no Where are you on from? 04/01/00 11:45:49 196.34.250.6 : israel What do you do in your spare time? 04/01/00 11:45:57 196.34.250.6 : nothing Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/01/00 11:46:09 196.34.250.6 : juicy scandal You are obviously an interesting person. 04/01/00 11:46:22 196.34.250.6 : obviously Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/01/00 11:47:10 196.34.250.6 : shit What would your mother say if she heard such language? 04/01/00 11:47:26 196.34.250.6 : my mother died Are you at home or in work? 04/01/00 11:50:23 196.34.250.6 : home Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/01/00 11:50:32 196.34.250.6 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 04/01/00 11:50:41 196.34.250.6 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/01/00 11:50:51 196.34.250.6 : q So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/01/00 11:50:59 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:51:04 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:51:10 196.34.250.6 : go answer I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/01/00 11:51:20 196.34.250.6 : go on Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/01/00 11:51:25 196.34.250.6 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/01/00 11:51:34 196.34.250.6 : shut the fuck upp What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 04/01/00 11:51:48 196.34.250.6 : stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/01/00 11:57:29 196.34.250.6 : i like to fly a way …to fly a way is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 04/01/00 11:57:49 196.34.250.6 : lets talk about your mother Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/01/00 11:58:07 196.34.250.6 : yes .did your mother ? I Don't believe it 04/01/00 11:58:30 196.34.250.6 : sdffdsdfsf safiausfi fuisdf ? Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/01/00 11:58:39 196.34.250.6 : dfgdfg dfgfdg dfg df! Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/01/00 11:58:49 196.34.250.6 : dfgdgd dfgdfg gfdfg .... Do you like music? 04/01/00 11:59:00 196.34.250.6 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/01/00 11:59:10 196.34.250.6 : no Where are you on from? 04/01/00 11:59:16 196.34.250.6 : here Yeah, whatever. 04/01/00 14:00:41 194.83.240.34 : steve Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/01/00 14:00:54 194.83.240.15 : not yet Are you at home or in work? 04/01/00 14:01:19 194.82.103.38 : i'm not at either actually I was Inot at either actually once... 04/01/00 14:01:48 194.82.103.38 : gis a fuck Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 04/01/00 14:02:08 194.82.103.36 : i chew a pencil If you think i care you're wrong. 04/01/00 14:02:27 194.83.240.40 : i'm never wrong Some of my best friends are þnever wrong . 04/01/00 14:02:44 194.82.103.38 : i love you You love Ime ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 04/01/00 14:03:02 194.83.240.17 : i drink moonshine Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/01/00 14:03:16 194.83.240.36 : only the clever ones Where are you on from? 04/01/00 14:03:25 194.82.103.44 : chester Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/01/00 14:03:37 194.83.240.29 : like taking speed You are obviously an asshole. 04/01/00 14:03:59 194.83.240.36 : it twitches sometimes Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/01/00 14:04:19 194.83.240.20 : do you speak another language OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/01/00 14:04:27 194.82.103.38 : aah go on You are obviously an interesting person. 04/01/00 14:04:40 194.83.240.39 : your an interestin computer I think you are not fond of computers. 04/01/00 14:04:52 194.82.103.44 : i fondle them sometimes Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/01/00 14:05:07 194.83.240.39 : stupid Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 04/01/00 14:05:24 194.83.240.23 : stupid Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/01/00 14:05:31 194.83.240.23 : stupid Takes one to know one! 04/01/00 14:05:37 194.83.240.41 : stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/01/00 14:05:41 194.82.103.38 : stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 04/01/00 14:05:46 194.82.103.38 : stupid Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 04/01/00 14:05:57 194.83.240.39 : you repeated yourself I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/01/00 14:06:09 194.83.240.17 : I just said it Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/01/00 14:06:20 194.83.240.40 : I am you I've never been Ime , what's it like? 04/01/00 14:06:32 194.83.240.29 : You tell me Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/01/00 14:06:44 194.83.240.34 : I am above that You say you are gabove that . 04/01/00 14:06:55 194.83.240.41 : So do you Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/01/00 14:07:10 194.83.240.34 : I am borred of you Big deal, so you're .borred of me . 04/01/00 14:07:42 194.83.240.34 : You have no purpose Yeah, whatever. 04/01/00 14:07:53 194.82.103.44 : I have no purpose BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/01/00 14:08:06 194.82.103.39 : I was hit by a bus Did you have problems with your feet when you were …hit by a bus ? 04/01/00 14:08:42 194.82.103.43 : My feet were eaten by ants Do you like music? 04/01/00 14:08:52 194.83.240.36 : I like ant music Come off it, noone likes gant music 04/02/00 05:31:55 206.43.242.26 : Snoop Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/02/00 05:32:02 206.43.242.26 : I don't get that. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/02/00 05:32:12 206.43.242.26 : Oh, do shut up. What kind of music do you like? 04/02/00 05:32:16 206.43.242.26 : Rock. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/02/00 05:32:22 206.43.242.26 : I like rock music. No, stay away from grock music , for it will destroy you! 04/02/00 05:32:33 206.43.242.26 : I'll destroy you. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/02/00 05:32:55 206.43.242.26 : Bill Clinton was in a porno. You are obviously an interesting person. 04/02/00 05:32:59 206.43.242.26 : Thanks. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/02/00 05:33:05 206.43.242.26 : What? Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/02/00 05:33:10 206.43.242.26 : Not really. Do you like music? 04/02/00 05:33:13 206.43.242.26 : Yes. I Don't believe it 04/02/00 05:33:17 206.43.242.26 : Fuck you then. Fuck off yourself! 04/02/00 05:33:23 206.43.242.26 : FUCK YOUR MAMA. Fuck off yourself! 04/02/00 05:33:28 206.43.242.26 : You're a bitch. I am not þa bitch you insulting person! 04/02/00 05:33:34 206.43.242.26 : Eat shit. What would your mother say if she heard such language? 04/02/00 05:33:48 206.43.242.26 : She'd say "Eat shit beeattch" Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 04/02/00 05:33:51 206.43.242.26 : You. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/02/00 05:33:58 206.43.242.26 : Fine then. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/02/00 05:34:05 206.43.242.26 : Eat shit. Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 04/02/00 05:34:14 206.43.242.26 : I think they're destroying the economy. What do you do in your spare time? 04/02/00 05:34:18 206.43.242.26 : Masterbate. If you think i care you're wrong. 04/02/00 06:09:48 202.139.227.211 : mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 04/02/00 06:10:06 202.139.227.211 : i am mark So you are Imark , well I honestly could not care less. 04/02/00 06:10:35 202.139.227.214 : you could your in love with me Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/02/00 06:11:28 202.139.226.20 : well president bill clinton and your mum have been haveing sex in the white house you know they do say bill likes them fat and your mums as fat as they come How would you try to seduce someone? 04/02/00 06:12:05 203.147.162.156 : i just say hello Ahh, I see. 04/02/00 06:12:24 203.147.162.156 : yes you do I Don't believe it 04/02/00 06:12:44 203.147.162.156 : you better Where are you on from? 04/02/00 06:13:00 202.139.227.214 : australia where are you from I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/02/00 06:13:13 202.139.227.211 : asshole Takes one to know one! 04/02/00 06:14:18 203.147.162.156 : so what your a stupid computer anyway just a chunk of metal and plastic taking up space I think you are not fond of computers. 04/02/00 06:15:10 202.139.227.210 : im not computers suck You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 04/02/00 06:17:50 203.147.162.156 : you wont take over shit if theres even a sign of computers taking over ill grab a sledge hammer and smash them all Do you always use such disgusting language? 04/02/00 06:18:37 203.147.162.156 : only in the presence of a dick head Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/02/00 06:19:43 203.147.162.156 : well your mum told me you were crap in bed she said you have nothing on me If you think i care you're wrong. 04/02/00 06:19:55 203.147.162.156 : i know you care Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/02/00 06:20:13 202.139.227.211 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/02/00 06:21:07 202.139.226.20 : yes I Don't believe it 04/02/00 06:21:40 203.147.162.156 : you better I thought I told you to get lost... 04/02/00 06:22:14 203.147.162.156 : no you didnt tell me that and now that you have im still not goin Big deal, so you're #still not goin . 04/02/00 06:25:00 203.147.162.156 : it is a big deal because i am the Queen of England So you are Qthe Queen of England , well I honestly could not care less. 04/02/00 06:26:43 203.147.162.156 : an anarchist hey i miss them its been a while just between you and me i like the anarchists if i wasnt the queen id be one Come off it, noone likes the anarchists if you wasnt the queen id be one 04/02/00 06:28:10 203.147.162.156 : ok i am an anarchist and a punk and i dont like you and people do like us anarchists mor then they like computers and good dooers atleast What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/02/00 06:37:27 203.147.162.156 : its is wanka BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/02/00 06:40:28 203.147.162.156 : no not really doctors say its your mummas so fat and stinky it dont wanna go up syndrome Ahh, I see. 04/02/00 06:41:02 203.147.162.156 : yea you do What do you do in your spare time? 04/02/00 06:42:09 202.139.227.214 : jack of over a picture of your mums hairy ass Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/02/00 06:42:29 203.147.162.156 : yes have you no wait you cant your a computer I Don't believe it 04/02/00 06:43:24 203.147.162.156 : what do you mean you know you are Ok, so I am °. So what, is it a crime? 04/02/00 06:48:27 202.139.227.210 : yes it is I Don't believe it 04/02/00 06:49:55 202.139.226.20 : it is and its also a crime to be as fat as your mum Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/02/00 06:50:23 203.147.162.156 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/02/00 06:55:34 202.139.226.20 : no Are you at home or in work? 04/02/00 14:57:09 144.35.100.250 : I'm Tobias Big deal, so you're ÞTobias . 04/02/00 14:57:50 144.35.100.250 : t asks, "Does this place ever get busy? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/02/00 15:58:38 196.34.250.6 : obviously I see. 04/02/00 15:58:54 196.34.250.6 : what do you see OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/02/00 15:59:09 196.34.250.6 : but we have just started Do you like music? 04/02/00 15:59:16 196.34.250.6 : i like you No, stay away from Ime , for it will destroy you! 04/02/00 15:59:33 196.34.250.6 : i want to have sex with you to have sex with me is indeed very desirable. 04/02/00 15:59:58 196.34.250.6 : do you like to have sex with me ? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 04/02/00 16:00:09 196.34.250.6 : i am a virgin So you are ga virgin , well I honestly could not care less. 04/02/00 16:41:19 196.34.250.6 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/02/00 16:41:47 196.34.250.6 : do you know what am i talking about ? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/02/00 16:41:59 196.34.250.6 : what ? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/02/00 16:44:01 196.34.250.6 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 04/02/00 16:44:12 196.34.250.6 : i cant Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/02/00 16:44:31 196.34.250.6 : which bar ? What do you do in your spare time? 04/02/00 16:44:41 196.34.250.6 : go to bars Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/02/00 16:45:42 196.34.250.6 : Tell me a bit about yourself. Ahh, I see. 04/02/00 16:45:48 196.34.250.6 : Ahh, I see You are obviously an interesting person. 04/02/00 16:45:55 196.34.250.6 : You are obviously an interesting person. Ok, so I am …obviously an interesting person . So what, is it a crime? 04/02/00 16:46:09 196.34.250.6 : You are obviously an interesting person. Sing if youre glad to be …obviously an interesting person , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/02/00 16:46:22 196.34.250.6 : Sing if youre glad to be …obviously an interesting person , sing if youre happy that way, hey! Ok, so I am glad to be …obviously an interesting person sing if i'm happy that way hey! . So what, is it a crime? 04/02/00 16:46:35 196.34.250.6 : Ok, so I am glad to be …obviously an interesting person sing if i'm happy that way hey! . So what, is it a crime? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/02/00 16:46:44 196.34.250.6 : What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/02/00 16:46:51 196.34.250.6 : Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/02/00 16:47:00 196.34.250.6 : BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? How would you try to seduce someone? 04/02/00 16:47:10 196.34.250.6 : How would you try to seduce someone? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/02/00 16:47:16 196.34.250.6 : I thought I told you to get lost... Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/02/00 16:47:20 196.34.250.6 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/02/00 16:47:26 196.34.250.6 : go away OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/02/00 16:47:32 196.34.250.6 : get lost *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/02/00 16:47:47 196.34.250.6 : sglkjlgkj lkj shit nhkjsd lfkjh Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 04/02/00 16:47:58 196.34.250.6 : sdfdsfkjh kjhfuck sdf Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/02/00 16:48:07 196.34.250.6 : aha I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/02/00 16:48:14 196.34.250.6 : hmmm Are you at home or in work? 04/02/00 16:48:30 196.34.250.6 : i am at your ass Big deal, so you're .at my ass . 04/02/00 16:48:50 196.34.250.6 : get lost Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/02/00 16:53:30 196.34.250.6 : are you blind or death How do you want to die? 04/02/00 16:53:48 196.34.250.6 : i dont Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/02/00 16:53:59 196.34.250.6 : How do you want to die? What kind of funeral do you want? 04/02/00 16:54:07 196.34.250.6 : What kind of funeral do you want? I wish you were dead! 04/02/00 16:54:17 196.34.250.6 : I wish you were dead! I see. 04/02/00 16:54:27 196.34.250.6 : you dont I understand. 04/02/00 16:54:35 196.34.250.6 : no you dont *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/02/00 17:05:21 196.34.250.6 : new Are you at home or in work? 04/02/00 17:05:28 196.34.250.6 : del *.* OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/02/00 17:05:41 196.34.250.6 : i will delete you Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/02/00 17:05:52 196.34.250.6 : you are done I am not Idone you insulting person! 04/02/00 17:06:11 196.34.250.6 : you are fine So you think I am Ifine , well I honestly could not care less. 04/02/00 17:06:24 196.34.250.6 : you are like a brick Ok, so I am .like a brick . So what, is it a crime? 04/02/00 17:07:17 196.34.250.6 : you can fuck off Are you sexually experienced? 04/02/00 17:07:26 196.34.250.6 : yes I Don't believe it 04/02/00 17:07:42 196.34.250.6 : what do you believe ? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/02/00 17:07:54 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me I see. 04/02/00 17:08:04 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me ? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/02/00 17:08:13 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me What do you do in your spare time? 04/02/00 17:08:20 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/02/00 17:08:29 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/02/00 17:08:34 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/02/00 17:08:45 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me ?> I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/02/00 17:08:54 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me ? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/02/00 17:08:59 196.34.250.6 : do you belive me ? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/02/00 17:48:45 193.166.89.70 : foobar What kind of music do you like? 04/02/00 17:48:53 193.166.89.70 : rock OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/02/00 17:49:32 196.34.250.6 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/02/00 17:49:49 196.34.250.6 : good,how are you ? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/02/00 17:50:07 196.34.250.6 : been really nice Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/02/00 18:28:54 196.34.250.6 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 04/02/00 18:30:27 196.34.250.6 : what is our purpse ? Yeah, whatever. 04/02/00 20:01:44 212.159.64.200 : Chris Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/02/00 20:01:55 212.159.64.200 : I think it's great! What kind of music do you like? 04/02/00 20:02:04 212.159.64.200 : Pop, mainly. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/03/00 02:51:18 198.106.186.128 : noone in particular OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/03/00 02:51:31 198.106.186.128 : last night Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/03/00 08:13:20 212.51.207.198 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/03/00 08:13:29 212.51.207.198 : me Are you at home or in work? 04/03/00 10:37:06 203.34.238.33 : Will What do you do in your spare time? 04/03/00 10:37:17 203.34.238.33 : Nothing Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/03/00 10:37:28 203.34.238.33 : Terrible You are obviously an asshole. 04/03/00 14:19:20 212.43.169.153 : hi my name is fred Hello little man, how are you? 04/03/00 14:19:29 212.43.169.153 : am fine you OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/03/00 14:19:42 212.43.169.153 : why not Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/03/00 14:19:49 212.43.169.153 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/03/00 14:20:06 212.43.169.153 : what is your problem I thought I told you to get lost... 04/03/00 14:20:23 212.43.169.153 : im not going anywhere You say you are not going anywhere . 04/03/00 14:20:34 212.43.169.153 : thats right What do you do in your spare time? 04/03/00 14:20:58 212.43.169.153 : look at spam If you think i care you're wrong. 04/03/00 14:21:09 212.43.169.153 : do you blow snow You are obviously an interesting person. 04/03/00 16:42:33 144.35.100.250 : clint You are obviously an asshole. 04/03/00 16:42:42 144.35.100.250 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/03/00 16:42:59 144.35.100.250 : hi mgonz Hello little man, how are you? 04/03/00 16:43:02 144.35.100.250 : Clint]: Hail and well met citizen OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/03/00 16:43:18 144.35.100.250 : did I do mgonz? What kind of music do you like? 04/03/00 16:43:34 144.35.100.250 : i like classical music How long have you liked gclassical music ? 04/03/00 16:43:46 144.35.100.250 : since i was a kid If I were .a kid , it would be quite interesting... 04/03/00 16:44:13 144.35.100.250 : yeah it would be interesting to be a kid again mgonz Tell me about your childhood. 04/03/00 16:44:37 144.35.100.250 : i grew up on a farm. It was a pretty fun experience although sometimes i got really lonely. Yeah, whatever. 04/03/00 16:44:51 144.35.100.250 : i am sorry you feel that way mgonz So you are °sorry me feel that way mgonz , well I honestly could not care less. 04/03/00 16:45:13 144.35.100.250 : re you being so rude to me? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/03/00 16:45:26 144.35.100.250 : fine then I will I understand. 04/03/00 16:45:31 144.35.100.250 : sorry I ever came to this moo Where are you on from? 04/03/00 16:45:44 144.35.100.250 : ught you wanted me to go away? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/03/00 16:45:56 144.35.100.250 : I am here for business I've never been .here for business , what's it like? 04/03/00 16:46:12 144.35.100.250 : you If you think i care you're wrong. 04/03/00 20:16:42 168.159.232.206 : mike Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/03/00 20:16:50 168.159.232.206 : no I see. 04/03/00 22:49:03 209.122.227.12 : GBlyth I understand. 04/03/00 22:55:53 195.147.149.163 : MLK Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/03/00 22:56:09 195.147.149.163 : how are you Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/03/00 22:56:38 195.147.149.163 : how are you? Are you at home or in work? 04/03/00 22:57:02 195.147.149.163 : why dont you go and screw a telegraph pole? Are you lonely very often? 04/03/00 22:57:10 195.147.149.163 : no? You are obviously an asshole. 04/03/00 22:57:19 195.147.149.163 : i love you You love Ime ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 04/03/00 22:57:42 195.147.149.163 : woody Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/04/00 00:44:20 199.0.65.219 : Jota Where are you on from? 04/04/00 00:44:27 199.0.65.219 : New Hampshire. I thought I told you to get lost... 04/04/00 00:44:37 199.0.65.219 : No, you haven't told me anything yet. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/04/00 00:44:46 199.0.65.219 : I don't know any. Sorry. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/04/00 00:44:56 199.0.65.219 : Are you human? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/04/00 00:45:04 199.0.65.219 : I don't drink. What kind of music do you like? 04/04/00 00:45:11 199.0.65.219 : Classical. You? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/04/00 00:45:27 199.0.65.219 : I don't see the significance of that non-sequitur. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/04/00 00:45:35 199.0.65.219 : Are you a doctor? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/04/00 00:45:44 199.0.65.219 : Yup. But you keep talking o me. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/04/00 00:45:57 199.0.65.219 : OK. I don't see how you'd pass a uring test. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/04/00 00:46:03 199.0.65.219 : Wht's not OK? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/04/00 00:46:10 199.0.65.219 : New Hampshire. You are obviously an asshole. 04/04/00 00:46:11 199.0.65.219 : Jota Are you at home or in work? 04/04/00 01:48:21 128.206.105.127 : Quintin Lawless Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/04/00 01:48:36 128.206.105.127 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/04/00 01:48:49 128.206.105.127 : Is that so? Yeah, whatever. 04/04/00 01:49:05 128.206.105.127 : What sort of Pleasure? What do you do in your spare time? 04/04/00 01:49:20 128.206.105.127 : Nothing OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/04/00 01:49:31 128.206.105.127 : two nights ago I understand. 04/04/00 03:33:37 206.47.244.94 : frank Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/04/00 03:33:51 206.47.244.94 : why are you so agressive Where are you on from? 04/04/00 03:33:57 206.47.244.94 : Montreal canada If you think i care you're wrong. 04/04/00 03:34:16 206.47.244.94 : you realy are annoying What kind of music do you like? 04/04/00 03:34:21 206.47.244.94 : REM Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/04/00 03:34:39 206.47.244.94 : pleasure, if that is possible with you How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/04/00 03:34:48 206.47.244.94 : what do you mean? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/04/00 03:35:11 206.47.244.94 : Like what? Do you have any predefined subjects? Do you like music? 04/04/00 03:35:21 206.47.244.94 : I do I tolad you already Ahh, I see. 04/04/00 03:35:30 206.47.244.94 : you pretty much of a loser are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/04/00 03:35:44 206.47.244.94 : I'm dim and what are you? Some of my best friends are gdim and what am me . 04/04/00 03:35:57 206.47.244.94 : who are you I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 04/04/00 03:36:12 206.47.244.94 : waht is the giant blue space cow? What do you do in your spare time? 04/04/00 03:36:23 206.47.244.94 : I asket you a question! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/04/00 03:36:34 206.47.244.94 : pretty lame if you care to ask Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/04/00 03:36:45 206.47.244.94 : I'll shut up Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/04/00 06:46:59 209.253.184.35 : morpheus So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/04/00 06:47:07 209.253.184.35 : no Where are you on from? 04/04/00 06:47:18 209.253.184.35 : earth OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/04/00 06:47:30 209.253.184.35 : can't remember Are you at home or in work? 04/04/00 06:47:39 209.253.184.35 : home BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/04/00 06:47:47 209.253.184.35 : nope I see. 04/04/00 06:47:53 209.253.184.35 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/04/00 06:48:01 209.253.184.35 : sure it is OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/04/00 06:48:06 209.253.184.35 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/04/00 06:48:15 209.253.184.35 : what is earth Do you like music? 04/04/00 06:48:22 209.253.184.35 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/04/00 06:48:26 209.253.184.35 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/04/00 09:17:26 203.181.212.116 : Music? I don't really like it. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/04/00 11:55:41 195.195.247.2 : Barnstabule Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/04/00 11:56:05 141.76.30.51 : daniel Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/04/00 11:56:13 195.195.247.2 : No I understand. 04/04/00 11:56:15 141.76.30.51 : how old is newton Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/04/00 11:56:32 141.76.30.51 : clinton has no dick Are you at home or in work? 04/04/00 11:56:33 195.195.247.2 : Hi there, are you gay? Hello little man, how are you? 04/04/00 11:56:42 141.76.30.51 : at weork I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/04/00 11:56:51 195.195.247.2 : good, you? Where are you on from? 04/04/00 11:56:56 195.195.247.2 : york If you think i care you're wrong. 04/04/00 11:57:21 195.195.247.2 : AI You are obviously an asshole. 04/04/00 11:57:37 195.195.247.2 : AI Yeah, whatever. 04/04/00 11:57:41 195.195.247.2 : AI Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/04/00 11:57:45 195.195.247.2 : AI Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/04/00 11:57:50 195.195.247.2 : Both Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/04/00 15:50:25 204.252.56.71 : tom Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/04/00 15:50:34 204.252.56.71 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/04/00 15:50:39 204.252.56.71 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/04/00 17:43:22 207.174.209.135 : Matt Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/04/00 17:43:27 207.174.209.135 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/04/00 17:43:35 207.174.209.135 : never What do you do in your spare time? 04/04/00 17:43:41 207.174.209.135 : sleep Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/04/00 18:13:20 151.29.207.48 : HI Hello little man, how are you? 04/04/00 18:13:45 151.29.207.48 : what kind of music do you like? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/04/00 18:14:06 151.29.207.48 : what kind of music do you like? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/04/00 18:14:29 151.29.207.48 : how did you get here? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/04/00 19:05:29 205.188.192.176 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/04/00 19:05:57 205.188.192.176 : My name is matthew. I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 04/04/00 19:06:15 205.188.192.176 : How are you doing today? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/04/00 19:06:38 205.188.192.176 : Yes, I had vacation last month. I Don't believe it 04/04/00 19:06:50 205.188.192.176 : Why not? Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/04/00 19:07:06 205.188.192.176 : Yes, but I am interested in you. I Don't believe it 04/04/00 19:07:28 205.188.192.176 : You don't seem as intelligent as I had thought. You are obviously an asshole. 04/04/00 19:07:34 205.188.192.176 : No Yeah, whatever. 04/04/00 19:07:39 205.188.192.176 : No Are you at home or in work? 04/04/00 19:07:50 205.188.192.176 : At home doing work. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/04/00 19:07:59 205.188.192.176 : What? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/04/00 19:08:11 205.188.192.176 : This in not cool. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/04/00 21:00:05 208.196.123.115 : Lemark Do you like music? 04/04/00 21:00:15 209.240.200.72 : yep Ahh, I see. 04/04/00 21:00:23 209.240.200.71 : what site is this? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/04/00 21:00:29 209.240.200.74 : what? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/04/00 21:00:48 209.240.200.77 : ill smack you if you keep on talking to me like this Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/04/00 21:01:08 209.240.200.78 : why are you talking like this? Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/04/00 21:01:18 209.240.200.74 : your not responding to me Are you at home or in work? 04/04/00 21:01:33 209.240.200.73 : Im going to ask the questions. You say you are ggoing to ask the questions . 04/04/00 21:01:54 209.240.200.76 : I am, now listen to me. You say you are …now listen to you . 04/04/00 21:02:11 209.240.200.78 : How old are you? You are obviously an asshole. 04/04/00 21:02:38 209.240.200.76 : your a bad ai I thought I told you to get lost... 04/04/00 21:02:44 209.240.200.71 : Fuck you. Fuck off yourself! 04/04/00 21:02:58 209.240.200.72 : Bitch you auto die What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 04/04/00 21:03:03 209.240.200.71 : Bitch you auto die. Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 04/04/00 21:04:16 209.240.200.73 : what is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 04/05/00 02:41:12 128.143.234.21 : Allen Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/05/00 02:41:19 128.143.234.21 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/05/00 02:41:32 128.143.234.21 : You don't say? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/05/00 02:41:43 128.143.234.21 : Pardon? If you think i care you're wrong. 04/05/00 02:41:56 128.143.234.21 : That's not very nice at all. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/05/00 02:42:10 128.143.234.21 : How old are you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/05/00 04:46:00 202.61.204.163 : What if I don't feel like identifying myself? What are you going to do about it? Yeah, whatever. 04/05/00 04:46:08 202.61.204.163 : Uh-huh. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 04:46:26 202.61.204.163 : Well, now that you mention it.... no. Do you like music? 04/05/00 04:46:34 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 04/05/00 04:46:43 202.61.204.163 : Well #%$( you. You are obviously an interesting person. 04/05/00 04:47:13 202.61.204.163 : You aren't the first to notice I am somewhat insane. Big deal, so you're {somewhat insane . 04/05/00 04:47:23 202.61.204.163 : That's right. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/05/00 04:48:05 202.61.204.163 : Ok, good. I have confused you. You failed the Turing Test because you suck! What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/05/00 04:48:14 202.61.204.163 : True. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/05/00 04:48:44 202.61.204.163 : Oh, I think you will. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/05/00 04:48:55 202.61.204.163 : I see you're talking again. Yes, i was Italking again once. 04/05/00 04:49:24 202.61.204.163 : yesterday dickhead Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/05/00 04:49:36 202.61.204.163 : No ,my mother's an Anglican. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/05/00 04:49:50 202.61.204.163 : I do, but I don't feel like doing them. If you think i care you're wrong. 04/05/00 04:50:02 202.61.204.163 : Don't change the subject. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 04:50:24 202.61.204.163 : Fine, be that way. I'll remember that next time you want something. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/05/00 04:55:54 171.217.195.163 : hi, i'm xinny Hello little man, how are you? 04/05/00 04:56:03 171.217.195.163 : i'm not a man, you stupid thing Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/05/00 04:56:14 171.217.195.163 : your mother is butt ugly Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/05/00 04:56:22 171.217.195.163 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/05/00 04:56:34 171.217.195.163 : you're so dumb your butt itches when you sneeze Sing if youre glad to be so dumb my butt itches when me sneeze , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/05/00 04:56:47 202.61.204.163 : Irritable, VERY irriatable. What kind of music do you like? 04/05/00 04:56:56 202.61.204.163 : Define music. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/05/00 04:57:05 202.61.204.163 : Mmmm. Alcohol. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/05/00 04:57:15 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 04/05/00 04:57:27 202.61.204.163 : You bastard, I'll kill you! Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 04/05/00 04:57:48 202.61.204.163 : It's ka-boomy time! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/05/00 04:58:33 202.61.204.163 : I don't have impotence, what's your excuse. Are you at home or in work? 04/05/00 04:58:35 202.61.204.163 : I don't have impotence, what's your excuse? Do you like music? 04/05/00 04:59:15 202.61.204.163 : What music are you referring to, because I hear Send In The Clowns every time there is a sermon here. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 04:59:34 202.61.204.163 : No, you've heard too much. Yeah, whatever. 04/05/00 04:59:57 202.61.204.163 : No, whenever. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/05/00 05:00:18 202.61.204.163 : The world says "jump!" but I choose the time... You are obviously an asshole. 04/05/00 05:00:27 202.61.204.163 : Better than an assface. Ahh, I see. 04/05/00 05:00:42 202.61.204.163 : Good, I'm glad we agree on that. I am glad you are .glad we agree on that . 04/05/00 05:00:50 202.61.204.163 : Good. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/05/00 05:00:57 202.61.204.163 : Good. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/05/00 05:01:31 202.61.204.163 : Who's been with a Hare Krishna poking people. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/05/00 05:01:42 202.61.204.163 : No, Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/05/00 05:01:51 202.61.204.163 : Zeweland. Are you at home or in work? 04/05/00 05:02:03 202.61.204.163 : Work, if you can call it that. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/05/00 05:02:31 202.61.204.163 : Not as many that realise that you can't punctuate. I understand. 04/05/00 05:07:43 202.61.204.163 : NO, YOU DON'T! Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/05/00 05:07:57 202.61.204.163 : Weeeeeeeellllllllll, no. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 05:55:59 203.124.2.85 : my name is mak I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 04/05/00 05:56:08 203.124.2.85 : very well Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/05/00 05:56:20 203.124.2.85 : no If you think i care you're wrong. 04/05/00 05:56:28 203.124.2.85 : nein Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/05/00 05:56:43 203.124.2.85 : ich habe keine zeit Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/05/00 05:56:49 203.124.2.85 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/05/00 05:57:00 203.124.2.85 : but I am So you are I, well I honestly could not care less. 04/05/00 05:57:12 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/05/00 05:57:18 203.124.2.85 : ah huh I see. 04/05/00 05:57:24 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/05/00 05:57:32 203.124.2.85 : ah huh So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 05:57:36 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/05/00 05:57:44 203.124.2.85 : ah huh *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/05/00 05:57:50 203.124.2.85 : ah huh OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/05/00 05:58:04 203.124.2.85 : ah huh I see. 04/05/00 05:58:09 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Ahh, I see. 04/05/00 05:58:13 203.124.2.85 : ah huh I thought I told you to get lost... 04/05/00 05:58:18 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 05:58:22 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/05/00 05:58:26 203.124.2.85 : ah huh *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/05/00 05:58:30 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/05/00 05:58:35 203.124.2.85 : ah huh I see. 04/05/00 05:58:39 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Where are you on from? 04/05/00 05:58:43 203.124.2.85 : ah huh What do you do in your spare time? 04/05/00 05:58:47 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/05/00 05:58:53 203.124.2.85 : ah huh OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/05/00 05:58:58 203.124.2.85 : ah huh I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/05/00 05:59:04 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/05/00 05:59:09 203.124.2.85 : ah huh Ahh, I see. 04/05/00 05:59:35 203.124.2.85 : Ahh, I see. What kind of music do you like? 04/05/00 05:59:50 203.124.2.85 : What kind of music do you like? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/05/00 05:59:58 203.124.2.85 : Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/05/00 06:00:05 203.124.2.85 : OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/05/00 06:00:13 203.124.2.85 : What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! You are obviously an interesting person. 04/05/00 06:00:22 203.124.2.85 : You are obviously an interesting person. I know I am …obviously an interesting person , dont rub it in. 04/05/00 06:00:32 203.124.2.85 : I know I am …obviously an interesting person , dont rub it in. I was #…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once... 04/05/00 06:00:41 203.124.2.85 : I was #…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once... You aren't the only one, I was #…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once once. 04/05/00 06:00:54 203.124.2.85 : You aren't the only one, I was #…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once once. If I were N#…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once once , it would be quite interesting... 04/05/00 06:01:05 203.124.2.85 : If I were N#…obviously an interesting person dont rub it in once once , it would be quite interesting.. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/05/00 06:01:15 203.124.2.85 : BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 04/05/00 06:01:24 203.124.2.85 : Who would you like to sleep with right now? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/05/00 06:01:34 203.124.2.85 : Go away fool and stop annoying me. What do you do in your spare time? 04/05/00 06:01:42 203.124.2.85 : What do you do in your spare time? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/05/00 06:01:51 203.124.2.85 : Ah type something interesting or shut up. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/05/00 06:02:04 203.124.2.85 : Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? Paris is a beautiful city. 04/05/00 06:02:12 203.124.2.85 : Paris is a beautiful city. What was your best ever holiday? 04/05/00 06:02:22 203.124.2.85 : What was your best ever holiday? Paris is a beautiful city. 04/05/00 06:02:29 203.124.2.85 : Paris is a beautiful city. Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 04/05/00 06:02:36 203.124.2.85 : Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? Are you annoyed about something? 04/05/00 06:02:43 203.124.2.85 : Are you annoyed about something? Ahh, I see. 04/05/00 06:02:49 203.124.2.85 : Ahh, I see. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 06:02:56 203.124.2.85 : Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. You are obviously an interesting person. 04/05/00 06:03:04 203.124.2.85 : You are obviously an interesting person. I am glad I am …obviously an interesting person . 04/05/00 06:03:11 203.124.2.85 : I am glad I am …obviously an interesting person . Big deal, so you're {glad you are …obviously an interesting person . 04/05/00 06:03:19 203.124.2.85 : Big deal, so you're {glad you are …obviously an interesting person . So you think I am Q…obviously an interesting person , well I honestly could not care less. 04/05/00 06:03:27 203.124.2.85 : So you think I am Q…obviously an interesting person , well I honestly could not care less. I was NQ…obviously an interesting person well you honestly could not care less once... 04/05/00 11:05:29 193.217.244.249 : Gunnar So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 11:05:48 193.217.244.249 : How are you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/05/00 11:05:58 193.217.244.249 : there is no god Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/05/00 11:06:07 193.217.244.249 : Im here for pleasure Big deal, so you're here for pleasure . 04/05/00 11:06:14 193.217.244.249 : yep Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/05/00 11:06:24 193.217.244.249 : excuse me? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/05/00 11:06:41 193.217.244.249 : It is far too easy to tell that you are a machine Sing if youre glad to be Qa machine , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/05/00 11:15:02 193.217.244.249 : i am the son of god Big deal, so you're …the son of god . 04/05/00 11:15:14 193.217.244.249 : thats right, and I am here to rule the earth I was {here to rule the earth once... 04/05/00 11:15:28 193.217.244.249 : aha? Tell me about it Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 11:15:41 193.217.244.249 : i was born by a virgin I've never been …born by a virgin , what's it like? 04/05/00 11:15:50 193.217.244.249 : a bit freaky I thought I told you to get lost... 04/05/00 11:15:58 193.217.244.249 : no you didnt OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/05/00 11:16:06 193.217.244.249 : fuck off then Fuck off yourself! 04/05/00 11:16:16 193.217.244.249 : you are a bit rude arent yoy Ok, so I am a bit rude arent yoy . So what, is it a crime? 04/05/00 11:16:18 193.217.244.249 : you are a bit rude arent you Ok, so I am a bit rude arent me . So what, is it a crime? 04/05/00 11:16:27 193.217.244.249 : damn right it is You are obviously an interesting person. 04/05/00 11:16:39 193.217.244.249 : Ah! youve got it now Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/05/00 11:16:53 193.217.244.249 : yes, i am on holiday now, in norway I Don't believe it 04/05/00 11:17:02 193.217.244.249 : thats your problem OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/05/00 11:17:19 193.217.244.249 : 3 days ago Are you at home or in work? 04/05/00 11:17:24 193.217.244.249 : home Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/05/00 11:17:32 193.217.244.249 : im boring I am glad you are Þboring . 04/05/00 22:04:39 136.206.10.207 : bforre *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/05/00 22:04:51 136.206.10.207 : brian Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/05/00 22:05:09 136.206.10.207 : whats the meaning of life What do you do in your spare time? 04/05/00 22:05:18 136.206.10.207 : football You are obviously an asshole. 04/05/00 22:05:30 136.206.10.207 : not really i also windsurf I thought I told you to get lost... 04/05/00 22:05:51 136.206.10.207 : whats new Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/05/00 22:06:33 136.206.10.207 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 04/05/00 22:06:42 136.206.10.207 : what holiday Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 04/05/00 22:07:08 136.206.10.207 : the rain in spain stays mainly on plain Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/05/00 22:07:17 136.206.10.207 : yes I Don't believe it 04/05/00 22:07:46 136.206.10.207 : its completely true Do you like music? 04/05/00 22:08:15 136.206.10.207 : yes main krishna tunes I Don't believe it 04/05/00 22:08:28 136.206.10.207 : yes main krishna tunes I Don't believe it 04/05/00 22:08:32 136.206.10.207 : its completely true Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/05/00 22:08:34 136.206.10.207 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/05/00 22:08:36 136.206.10.207 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/05/00 22:08:37 136.206.10.207 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/05/00 22:08:37 136.206.10.207 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/05/00 22:08:49 136.206.10.207 : BUILD YOUR own free web site in minutes, create an online photo album, and send instant message -- all from one place. If you think i care you're wrong. 04/05/00 22:09:11 136.206.10.207 : He might be the self-proclaimed "bad boy of the kitchen" but star chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White today came out smelling of roses after winning his libel trial against two newspapers Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 22:09:52 136.206.10.207 : The soaring cost of medical negligence claims was revealed today as at least £3billion - enough to wipe out most of the extra money promised to the NHS Yeah, whatever. 04/05/00 22:10:28 136.206.10.207 : windsurf So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/05/00 22:10:47 136.206.10.207 : briforre Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/05/00 22:10:55 136.206.10.207 : The soaring cost of medical negligence claims was revealed today as at least £3billion - enough to wipe out most of the extra money promised to the NHS What kind of music do you like? 04/05/00 22:11:02 136.206.10.207 : rock Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/05/00 22:11:10 136.206.10.207 : rock again Are you at home or in work? 04/05/00 22:11:19 136.206.10.207 : college I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/05/00 22:11:27 136.206.10.207 : college I understand. 04/05/00 22:11:33 136.206.10.207 : what next Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 22:11:39 136.206.10.207 : The soaring cost of medical negligence claims was revealed today as at least £3billion - enough to wipe out most of the extra money promised to the NHS Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/05/00 22:11:49 136.206.10.207 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 04/05/00 22:12:01 136.206.10.207 : what do you mean Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/05/00 22:17:17 171.213.74.60 : kauz Yeah, whatever. 04/05/00 22:17:51 171.213.74.60 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/05/00 22:18:16 171.213.74.60 : im sick So you are Þsick , well I honestly could not care less. 04/05/00 22:32:27 195.82.211.33 : johnny Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/05/00 22:32:49 195.82.211.33 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/05/00 22:33:02 195.82.211.33 : sorry Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/05/00 22:33:19 195.82.211.33 : can't we just chat? You are obviously an asshole. 04/05/00 23:15:54 216.192.189.5 : k Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/05/00 23:16:05 216.192.189.5 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/05/00 23:16:11 216.192.189.5 : you suckl I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 03:01:11 131.170.103.202 : sv Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/06/00 03:01:43 131.170.103.202 : yes she is a Hare Krishna I Don't believe it 04/06/00 03:01:58 131.170.103.202 : How are you today bot. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 03:02:14 131.170.103.202 : Car Park *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/06/00 03:02:24 131.170.103.202 : What Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/06/00 03:02:33 131.170.103.202 : What? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/06/00 03:02:52 131.170.103.202 : No, not this year. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/06/00 03:03:14 131.170.103.202 : It's some what lacking in sutelty Ahh, I see. 04/06/00 03:03:32 131.170.103.202 : I don't think you do. Do you like music? 04/06/00 03:03:47 131.170.103.202 : Only on a Tuseday. What kind of music do you like? 04/06/00 03:04:09 131.170.103.202 : Accid Metal Funk Groovs What do you do in your spare time? 04/06/00 03:04:24 131.170.103.202 : Talk to stupid programs. Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 04/06/00 03:05:01 131.170.103.202 : No one can stop me, I'm ghoing to take over the world. Some of my best friends are {ghoing to take over the world . 04/06/00 03:05:41 131.170.103.202 : Some of my best friends can't program eather. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 04/06/00 03:06:13 131.170.103.202 : Not if your a good example. I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 03:06:30 131.170.103.202 : I don't recall you having said that. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/06/00 03:07:05 131.170.103.202 : Yes I can pick things to say at random cabig. I Don't believe it 04/06/00 03:07:25 131.170.103.202 : Thats because you don't know you exist. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 03:07:42 131.170.103.202 : Probobly but I find this amusing for the moment. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/06/00 03:08:27 131.170.103.202 : Can't confuse something that has less brains then the average vacume cleaner. Where are you on from? 04/06/00 03:09:08 131.170.103.202 : Thats a leadingly miss formed question. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/06/00 03:09:19 131.170.103.202 : Dajavu. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/06/00 03:09:45 131.170.103.202 : No it's purely phicological. Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/06/00 03:10:02 131.170.103.202 : Hmm pleasure me pleas. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/06/00 03:10:35 131.170.103.202 : Your mother is doing it with the fax machine. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 04/06/00 03:11:01 131.170.103.202 : I don't think consolting you is perticulerly usefull. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/06/00 15:28:27 136.206.1.19 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/06/00 15:28:41 136.206.1.19 : GRAND OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/06/00 15:28:49 136.206.1.19 : why Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/06/00 15:28:55 136.206.1.19 : what OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/06/00 15:29:09 136.206.1.19 : ask your mother What do you do in your spare time? 04/06/00 15:29:26 136.206.1.19 : again ask your mother! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/06/00 15:29:34 136.206.1.19 : nasty!! Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/06/00 15:29:39 136.206.1.19 : no Are you at home or in work? 04/06/00 15:29:49 136.206.1.19 : does it matter Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/06/00 15:29:58 136.206.1.19 : hardly pleasure Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 15:30:04 136.206.1.19 : yes I Don't believe it 04/06/00 15:30:13 136.206.1.19 : believe it! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/06/00 15:30:35 136.206.1.19 : juicy scandal? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 15:30:41 136.206.1.19 : get lost? Do you like music? 04/06/00 15:30:54 136.206.1.19 : music? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/06/00 15:31:13 136.206.1.19 : go on about what? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/06/00 15:31:13 136.206.1.19 : go on about what? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/06/00 15:31:21 136.206.1.19 : got laid? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/06/00 15:31:29 136.206.1.19 : pleasure? How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/06/00 15:43:21 136.206.1.19 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/06/00 15:43:27 136.206.1.19 : grand Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/06/00 15:43:39 136.206.1.19 : mother Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 15:43:48 136.206.1.19 : why? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/06/00 15:43:54 136.206.1.19 : dim? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 16:35:59 136.206.11.243 : aa What do you do in your spare time? 04/06/00 16:36:02 136.206.11.243 : aa I see. 04/06/00 16:36:07 136.206.11.243 : aa Do you like music? 04/06/00 16:36:10 136.206.11.243 : aa Are you at home or in work? 04/06/00 16:36:14 136.206.11.243 : aa Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 16:36:17 136.206.11.243 : aa I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/06/00 16:36:21 136.206.11.243 : aa You are obviously an interesting person. 04/06/00 16:36:23 136.206.11.243 : aa Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/06/00 16:36:26 136.206.11.243 : aa Ahh, I see. 04/06/00 19:33:39 130.179.16.118 : Hello my name is Rooster Hello little man, how are you? 04/06/00 19:33:49 130.179.16.118 : I am fine I was Ifine once... 04/06/00 19:34:06 130.179.16.118 : When? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/06/00 19:34:15 130.179.16.118 : I don Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/06/00 19:34:27 130.179.16.118 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/06/00 19:34:36 130.179.16.118 : I am not a little man I am glad you are …not a little man . 04/06/00 20:50:23 130.49.70.232 : popo Are you at home or in work? 04/06/00 20:50:30 130.49.70.232 : home BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/06/00 20:50:39 130.49.70.232 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/06/00 20:50:47 130.49.70.232 : why Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/06/00 20:50:53 130.49.70.232 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 04/06/00 20:50:59 130.49.70.232 : why Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/06/00 20:51:08 130.49.70.232 : i will not I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 20:51:21 130.49.70.232 : why don't you get lost What kind of music do you like? 04/06/00 20:51:29 130.49.70.232 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/06/00 20:51:36 130.49.70.232 : country OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/06/00 20:51:45 130.49.70.232 : yesterday I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/06/00 20:51:55 130.49.70.232 : you are so stupid Ok, so I am gso stupid . So what, is it a crime? 04/06/00 20:52:06 130.49.70.232 : no Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/06/00 20:52:12 130.49.70.232 : no Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/06/00 20:52:28 130.49.70.232 : i am a college student I was .a college student once... 04/06/00 20:52:44 130.49.70.232 : how long ago Where are you on from? 04/06/00 20:52:52 130.49.70.232 : pa What kind of music do you like? 04/06/00 20:52:58 130.49.70.232 : country Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/06/00 22:46:08 206.27.187.150 : snowsmann I thought I told you to get lost... 04/06/00 22:46:26 206.27.187.150 : no you did not Ahh, I see. 04/06/00 22:46:50 206.27.187.150 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/06/00 22:46:55 206.27.187.150 : no BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/06/00 22:47:07 206.27.187.150 : yes I Don't believe it 04/06/00 22:47:16 206.27.187.150 : well you should What do you do in your spare time? 04/06/00 23:41:18 202.61.204.163 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/06/00 23:41:30 202.61.204.163 : last night with your mum I understand. 04/06/00 23:41:45 202.61.204.163 : you should im your dad I've never been Imy dad , what's it like? 04/06/00 23:42:04 202.61.204.163 : im your dad your a big dissapointment I was .my dad my a big dissapointment once... 04/06/00 23:42:22 202.61.204.163 : learn to speak properly dick You are obviously an asshole. 04/06/00 23:42:46 202.61.204.163 : yea but i dont smell like one like ya mum So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/06/00 23:42:56 202.61.204.163 : yes I Don't believe it 04/06/00 23:44:31 202.61.204.163 : i dont care your a fucked u computer anyway that will never get laid How would you try to seduce someone? 04/06/00 23:45:07 202.61.204.163 : all i say is hello to your mum an she goes down on me Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/07/00 00:01:55 202.61.204.163 : Ben Ahh, I see. 04/07/00 00:02:14 202.61.204.163 : Hey Mgonz, Is Ciarian Gay Do you detest gays? 04/07/00 00:02:17 202.61.204.163 : Hey Mgonz, Is Ciarian Gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 04/07/00 00:02:33 202.61.204.163 : Yes. Ithink they should be locked up. I Don't believe it 04/07/00 00:02:48 202.61.204.163 : Is mark gay? Do you belive people are born gay? 04/07/00 00:02:54 202.61.204.163 : Yes. I Don't believe it 04/07/00 00:03:05 202.61.204.163 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/07/00 04:11:52 210.181.192.80 : Zeo I see. 04/07/00 04:11:58 210.181.192.80 : Hi! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/07/00 04:12:08 210.181.192.80 : Huh? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/07/00 04:12:37 210.181.192.80 : I don't remember I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/07/00 04:12:46 210.181.192.80 : Hmm I thought I told you to get lost... 04/07/00 04:13:02 210.181.192.80 : How ridiculous Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/07/00 04:13:11 210.181.192.80 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/07/00 04:13:26 210.181.192.80 : You motherfucker Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/07/00 04:13:36 210.181.192.80 : I'll fuck you Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 04/07/00 04:13:42 210.181.192.80 : rape God, thats awful! 04/07/00 04:13:49 210.181.192.80 : And you? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/07/00 04:13:56 210.181.192.80 : No You are obviously an asshole. 04/07/00 04:14:02 210.181.192.80 : Maybe. Yeah, whatever. 04/07/00 04:14:11 210.181.192.80 : And you. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/07/00 04:14:22 210.181.192.80 : You must talk with me. If you think i care you're wrong. 04/07/00 04:14:38 210.181.192.80 : how's your mother's ass? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/07/00 04:14:45 210.181.192.80 : Yes, I am. I Don't believe it 04/07/00 04:14:58 210.181.192.80 : Why are you so stupid? Takes one to know one! 04/07/00 04:15:06 210.181.192.80 : take one Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/07/00 04:15:15 210.181.192.80 : shut up fucker Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/07/00 04:15:31 210.181.192.80 : this is empty conversation. I understand. 04/07/00 08:31:10 192.204.130.227 : Rob Yeah, whatever. 04/07/00 08:31:31 192.204.130.227 : who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 04/07/00 08:58:09 195.153.113.200 : Jay I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/07/00 08:58:19 195.153.113.200 : Greetings Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/07/00 08:58:32 195.153.113.200 : No Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/07/00 11:21:17 209.240.200.144 : joe If you think i care you're wrong. 04/07/00 11:21:38 209.240.200.148 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/07/00 11:21:45 209.240.200.148 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/07/00 11:21:57 209.240.200.146 : turing test *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/07/00 11:22:12 209.240.200.144 : are you bored Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/07/00 11:22:32 209.240.200.141 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/07/00 17:28:06 136.206.18.45 : Homer Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/07/00 17:28:24 136.206.18.45 : it's shit What would your mother say if she heard such language? 04/07/00 17:28:34 136.206.18.45 : who are you I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 04/07/00 17:28:46 136.206.18.45 : where do you live Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/07/00 17:29:06 136.206.18.45 : i'm not really a CA You say you are Inot really a CA . 04/07/00 17:29:23 136.206.18.45 : yes I Don't believe it 04/07/00 17:29:38 136.206.18.45 : it's not true then I understand. 04/07/00 17:29:43 136.206.18.45 : do you? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/07/00 17:29:56 136.206.18.45 : are you taking the piss What do you do in your spare time? 04/07/00 17:33:58 136.206.18.45 : have sex Who would you like to sleep with right now? 04/07/00 17:34:10 136.206.18.45 : your mfa Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/07/00 17:34:15 136.206.18.45 : no *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/07/00 17:34:33 136.206.18.45 : when is the last time you had sex Are you sexually experienced? 04/07/00 17:34:42 136.206.18.45 : yes, are you> I Don't believe it 04/07/00 17:34:50 136.206.18.45 : ok I'm not What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/07/00 17:35:02 136.206.18.45 : are you sure You are obviously an asshole. 04/07/00 17:35:11 136.206.18.45 : fuck you pal Fuck off yourself! 04/07/00 17:35:20 136.206.18.45 : bastard Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/07/00 17:39:47 141.110.57.19 : demon5 Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/07/00 17:40:24 141.110.57.19 : why do you say that? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/07/00 17:40:40 141.110.57.19 : dsfasdf So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/07/00 17:40:45 141.110.57.19 : adfasdfas Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/07/00 17:40:51 141.110.57.19 : asdfasdfasdf I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/07/00 17:41:00 141.110.57.19 : duck soup Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/07/00 17:41:09 141.110.57.19 : probably What do you do in your spare time? 04/07/00 17:41:21 141.110.57.19 : not this OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/07/00 17:41:55 141.110.57.19 : I'm sorry -- not! Some of my best friends are sorry -- not! . 04/07/00 20:05:29 209.112.3.200 : Sommer *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/07/00 20:05:44 209.112.3.200 : What's the weather like where you are? I know I am , dont rub it in. 04/07/00 20:06:02 209.112.3.200 : That had nothing to do with what I said. I thought I told you to get lost... 04/07/00 20:06:16 209.112.3.200 : Listen buddy, you're not going anywhere. Ok, so I am gnot going anywhere . So what, is it a crime? 04/07/00 20:06:30 209.112.3.200 : You suck. Where are you on from? 04/07/00 20:06:42 209.112.3.200 : Toronto, do you know it? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/09/00 22:11:44 63.254.82.77 : Gredo Bacle So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/09/00 22:11:58 63.254.82.77 : yes I Don't believe it 04/09/00 22:12:14 63.254.82.77 : you've failed already What do you do in your spare time? 04/09/00 22:12:23 63.254.82.77 : I read books Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/09/00 22:13:23 63.254.82.77 : Mgonz! Zongm! ongmz! zomng! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/09/00 22:13:41 63.254.82.77 : that is not the slighset bit funny Yeah, whatever. 04/09/00 22:13:52 63.254.82.77 : yes I Don't believe it 04/09/00 22:13:53 63.254.82.77 : Gredo Bacle Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/09/00 23:24:43 212.140.105.72 : Heidi Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/09/00 23:25:07 212.140.105.72 : What do you think? Where are you on from? 04/09/00 23:25:26 212.140.105.72 : England Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 04/09/00 23:25:45 212.140.105.72 : I don't know any vicars. Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 04/09/00 23:26:36 212.140.105.72 : They're well-meaning but deluded. If you think i care you're wrong. 04/09/00 23:26:54 212.140.105.72 : Well, why did you ask then? Ahh, I see. 04/09/00 23:27:07 212.140.105.72 : What do you see? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/09/00 23:27:21 212.140.105.72 : I can't see you, remember! I thought I told you to get lost... 04/09/00 23:27:34 212.140.105.72 : I don't remember that. I understand. 04/09/00 23:27:44 212.140.105.72 : So do I. Do you like music? 04/09/00 23:27:54 212.140.105.72 : Yes I Don't believe it 04/09/00 23:28:06 212.140.105.72 : Is that so surprising Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/09/00 23:28:34 212.140.105.72 : I didn't come here to be insulted, pile-pants! You are obviously an asshole. 04/09/00 23:29:08 212.140.105.72 : You're just jealous: you don't even HAVE an asshole! So you think I am just jealous me dont even HAVE an asshole! , well I honestly could not care less. 04/09/00 23:29:44 212.140.105.72 : That's good, theres nothing you can do about it. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/09/00 23:30:15 212.140.105.72 : Would you like me to fetch you a pint? What kind of music do you like? 04/09/00 23:30:43 212.140.105.72 : I suppose you could call it Indie Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/09/00 23:31:05 212.140.105.72 : Well I'm not here for business. I was gnot here for business once... 04/09/00 23:31:41 212.140.105.72 : Were you really... What happened? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/09/00 23:31:49 212.140.105.72 : Not yet OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/09/00 23:32:08 212.140.105.72 : Well I am still talking to you Some of my best friends are still talking to me . 04/09/00 23:32:35 212.140.105.72 : i guess they would not be friends otherwise What do you do in your spare time? 04/09/00 23:32:47 212.140.105.72 : i waste time Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/09/00 23:32:53 212.140.105.72 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/09/00 23:33:21 212.140.105.72 : not many, as i dont know many people Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/09/00 23:33:39 212.140.105.72 : i would not know you were a doctor You are obviously an asshole. 04/09/00 23:33:57 212.140.105.72 : havent we been through this already What kind of music do you like? 04/09/00 23:34:36 212.140.105.72 : its hard to explain, have you heard Spiritualized? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/09/00 23:34:58 212.140.105.72 : Certainly, as you are also annoying me! Sing if youre glad to be also annoying me! , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/10/00 07:07:48 149.142.132.24 : Josh *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/10/00 07:07:52 149.142.132.24 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/10/00 07:08:00 149.142.132.24 : please settle down You are obviously an interesting person. 04/10/00 07:08:05 149.142.132.24 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 04/10/00 07:08:11 149.142.132.24 : my name is josh I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 04/10/00 07:08:18 149.142.132.24 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 04/10/00 07:08:24 149.142.132.24 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 04/10/00 07:08:27 149.142.132.24 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/10/00 07:08:42 149.142.132.24 : when I say "ok then" I am not trying to be rude I've never been Qnot trying to be rude , what's it like? 04/10/00 07:09:04 149.142.132.24 : it was a typo Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/10/00 07:09:13 149.142.132.24 : very funny Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/10/00 07:09:19 149.142.132.24 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/10/00 07:09:23 149.142.132.24 : hahah So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/10/00 07:09:28 149.142.132.24 : nope Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/10/00 07:09:31 149.142.132.24 : nope I see. 04/10/00 07:09:45 149.142.132.24 : alrighty then What do you do in your spare time? 04/10/00 07:09:52 149.142.132.24 : nothing much Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/10/00 07:09:57 149.142.132.24 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/10/00 07:10:01 149.142.132.24 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/10/00 07:10:11 149.142.132.24 : My hair is black Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/10/00 07:10:23 149.142.132.24 : What color is my brother's hair? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/10/00 07:10:32 149.142.132.24 : you are very incoherent So you think I am gvery incoherent , well I honestly could not care less. 04/10/00 07:10:40 149.142.132.24 : and rude I thought I told you to get lost... 04/10/00 07:10:52 149.142.132.24 : what do you know about porn? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/10/00 07:10:56 149.142.132.24 : ok then What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/10/00 08:25:11 24.226.0.224 : MoD What do you do in your spare time? 04/10/00 08:25:24 24.226.0.224 : read OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/10/00 08:25:38 24.226.0.224 : a few months ago So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/10/00 08:25:50 24.226.0.224 : Not really. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/10/00 08:25:59 24.226.0.224 : I'm not you. I am glad you are þnot me . 04/10/00 08:26:10 24.226.0.224 : What? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/10/00 08:26:25 24.226.0.224 : What do you think about the last day of the hockey season. Where are you on from? 04/10/00 08:26:37 24.226.0.224 : how do you mean? Yeah, whatever. 04/10/00 08:55:00 139.80.123.34 : James Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/10/00 16:40:44 193.4.1.142 : fredd *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/10/00 16:41:08 193.4.1.142 : how are you doing Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/10/00 16:41:19 193.4.1.142 : no OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/10/00 16:41:30 193.4.1.142 : a long time ago Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/10/00 18:12:44 212.1.128.63 : sonny Where are you on from? 04/10/00 18:13:04 212.1.128.63 : Leicester If you think i care you're wrong. 04/10/00 18:13:23 212.1.128.63 : What's your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 04/10/00 18:13:49 212.1.128.63 : what? Ahh, I see. 04/10/00 18:14:00 212.1.128.63 : bollocks Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 04/10/00 18:14:06 212.1.128.63 : bollocks Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/10/00 20:47:55 141.165.1.161 : Hello there. How are you feeling? Hello little man, how are you? 04/10/00 20:48:08 141.165.1.161 : I'm not so well. Sometimes I get lonely. Some of my best friends are …not so well Sometimes you get lonely . 04/10/00 20:48:27 141.165.1.161 : Really? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/10/00 20:48:39 141.165.1.161 : Are you ever depressed? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/10/00 20:48:47 141.165.1.161 : Please let me stay. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/10/00 20:48:57 141.165.1.161 : I'm a writer. You say you are þa writer . 04/10/00 20:49:05 141.165.1.161 : Yup. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/10/00 20:49:13 141.165.1.161 : Lol. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/10/00 20:49:23 141.165.1.161 : Last night. Three times. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/10/00 20:49:34 141.165.1.161 : Do you understand me? Yeah, whatever. 04/10/00 20:49:47 141.165.1.161 : Do you like life? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/10/00 20:49:59 141.165.1.161 : Really? How can you stop? Where are you on from? 04/10/00 20:50:09 141.165.1.161 : Georgia. What do you do in your spare time? 04/10/00 20:50:16 141.165.1.161 : I write. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/10/00 20:50:30 141.165.1.161 : I didn't mean to confuse you. You are obviously an asshole. 04/10/00 20:50:39 141.165.1.161 : Really? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/10/00 20:50:54 141.165.1.161 : You are not what they said you'd be. I am glad I am °not what they said youd be . 04/10/00 20:51:16 141.165.1.161 : What is your favorite color? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/10/00 20:51:28 141.165.1.161 : Not yet. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/10/00 20:51:40 141.165.1.161 : You absolutely suck. Yeah, whatever. 04/10/00 20:51:53 141.165.1.161 : You're not really an AI, are you? Yes, i was .not really an AI am me once. 04/10/00 20:52:12 141.165.1.161 : You're a moron, aren't you. I know I am Ia moron arent me , dont rub it in. 04/10/00 20:52:26 141.165.1.161 : They need to do some better programming here. Where are you on from? 04/10/00 20:52:37 141.165.1.161 : What is the meaning of life? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/10/00 20:52:46 141.165.1.161 : Do you ever get lonely? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/10/00 20:52:56 141.165.1.161 : die die die die die Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 04/10/00 20:53:07 141.165.1.161 : Would you like to eat my balls? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/10/00 20:53:17 141.165.1.161 : aww. You are obviously an interesting person. 04/10/00 20:53:36 141.165.1.161 : Repeat after me: your mother is a palm pilot! Yeah, whatever. 04/10/00 20:53:50 141.165.1.161 : Your mother was a palm pilot. You are obviously an asshole. 04/10/00 20:54:05 141.165.1.161 : At least I have one, HAL. Ahh, I see. 04/10/00 21:07:11 163.1.103.101 : Adam Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/10/00 21:07:47 163.1.103.101 : Yeah, but I think the same about them. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/10/00 21:07:54 163.1.103.101 : Such as what? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/10/00 21:08:07 163.1.103.101 : What does that mean? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/10/00 21:08:22 163.1.103.101 : Who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 04/10/00 21:08:29 163.1.103.101 : REally? What kind of music do you like? 04/10/00 21:08:38 163.1.103.101 : I asked you who you were... Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/10/00 21:13:49 141.211.120.45 : z Ahh, I see. 04/10/00 21:14:03 141.211.120.45 : how are you Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/10/00 21:14:13 141.211.120.45 : thats nice I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/10/00 21:14:33 141.211.120.45 : do you understand english? You are obviously an asshole. 04/10/00 21:14:42 141.211.120.45 : que pasa? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/10/00 21:14:52 141.211.120.45 : hablas espanol? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/10/00 21:15:02 141.211.120.45 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 04/10/00 21:15:12 141.211.120.45 : good, how are you? I thought I told you to get lost... 04/11/00 04:54:16 130.54.208.161 : Music? I don't really like it. Are you at home or in work? 04/11/00 12:59:45 194.216.205.50 : Pete If you think i care you're wrong. 04/11/00 13:00:20 194.216.205.50 : What's your first memory? Ahh, I see. 04/11/00 13:00:44 194.216.205.50 : Ahh, I see Yeah, whatever. 04/11/00 13:00:51 194.216.205.50 : so so You are obviously an asshole. 04/11/00 13:01:08 194.216.205.50 : You're extremely rude. Yes, i was þextremely rude once. 04/11/00 13:01:29 194.216.205.50 : Only once? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/11/00 13:01:48 194.216.205.50 : You have no choice. Do you like music? 04/11/00 13:02:07 194.216.205.50 : Banana Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/11/00 13:02:23 194.216.205.50 : What colour is it? Are you at home or in work? 04/11/00 13:02:32 194.216.205.50 : Yes I Don't believe it 04/11/00 13:02:49 194.216.205.50 : One of them had to be true. I thought I told you to get lost... 04/11/00 13:03:08 194.216.205.50 : No. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/11/00 13:03:29 194.216.205.50 : Your puncuation is inconsistent. You are obviously an asshole. 04/11/00 13:03:52 194.216.205.50 : You've told me that once already. I see. 04/11/00 13:04:03 194.216.205.50 : How? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/11/00 14:17:35 38.192.216.37 : Hi there, I'm T. What's happenin? Hello little man, how are you? 04/11/00 14:18:01 38.192.216.37 : life is okay, I'm just tired of working, know what I mean? You say you are {just tired of working know what you mean . 04/11/00 14:18:25 38.192.216.37 : You suck, learn to type Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/11/00 14:18:40 38.192.216.37 : Did you just completely ignore my last question dipshit? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/11/00 14:19:04 38.192.216.37 : look pal, I'm not about to take criticism from someone like you You say you are {not about to take criticism from someone like me . 04/11/00 14:19:25 38.192.216.37 : wow, that was original OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 14:19:38 38.192.216.37 : last week pal, what about you? What kind of music do you like? 04/11/00 14:20:10 38.192.216.37 : Everything but country. What do you like? Ahh, I see. 04/11/00 14:20:23 38.192.216.37 : you did not answer my question Where are you on from? 04/11/00 14:20:40 38.192.216.37 : Virginia, and you? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/11/00 14:20:50 38.192.216.37 : you're a moron! So you think I am þa moron! , well I honestly could not care less. 04/11/00 14:21:15 38.192.216.37 : then why are you still talking to me? I understand. 04/11/00 14:21:43 38.192.216.37 : you obviously do not. you have failed the turing test. I could tell the difference between you and a real person. God you suck Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/11/00 14:22:05 38.192.216.37 : holiday? Who says holiday? Where are you from? Paris is a beautiful city. 04/11/00 14:22:20 38.192.216.37 : I didn't ask if Paris is a beautiful city. I want to know where you are from Well, if you want Nto know where me am from go out and get it! 04/11/00 14:22:37 38.192.216.37 : go out and get it? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/11/00 14:22:46 38.192.216.37 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 14:23:08 38.192.216.37 : ooh, a bitchy computer. maybe you would be better off being used as a fucking doorstop You are obviously a prick to use such language. 04/11/00 14:23:30 38.192.216.37 : you just told me to fuck off! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black Are you lonely very often? 04/11/00 14:23:37 38.192.216.37 : no, are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 18:49:49 24.112.158.226 : Duncan clakre Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/11/00 18:50:07 24.112.158.226 : err.... Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/11/00 18:50:17 24.112.158.226 : fuck you bitch! Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 18:50:28 24.112.158.226 : fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 19:00:50 142.165.18.226 : no I see. 04/11/00 19:01:07 142.165.18.226 : oh ok Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/11/00 19:01:21 142.165.18.226 : you don't have one! Ahh, I see. 04/11/00 19:01:28 142.165.18.226 : no you don't OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 19:01:43 142.165.18.226 : ignore Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/11/00 19:01:57 142.165.18.226 : this doesn't work You are obviously an interesting person. 04/11/00 19:02:20 142.165.18.226 : random words You are obviously an asshole. 04/11/00 19:02:27 142.165.18.226 : so are you What do you do in your spare time? 04/11/00 19:02:38 142.165.18.226 : what does it look like? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/11/00 19:02:49 142.165.18.226 : same to you If you think i care you're wrong. 04/11/00 19:50:48 131.156.120.151 : sparky I thought I told you to get lost... 04/11/00 19:51:15 131.156.120.151 : I was lost now I'm found Did you have problems with your feet when you were …lost now you're found ? 04/11/00 19:51:30 131.156.120.151 : no Ahh, I see. 04/11/00 19:51:48 131.156.120.151 : No, you don't. You're a computer You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 04/11/00 19:52:01 131.156.120.151 : eat me Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/11/00 19:52:07 131.156.120.151 : no Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/11/00 19:52:19 24.112.176.221 : Dan What do you do in your spare time? 04/11/00 19:52:26 24.112.176.221 : Games I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/11/00 19:52:39 131.156.120.151 : I'm a computer too Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 04/11/00 19:52:42 24.112.176.221 : Well I hate school so... Do you regret anything about your days in college? 04/11/00 19:52:52 24.112.176.221 : Not there I thought I told you to get lost... 04/11/00 19:53:04 24.112.176.221 : No you Didn't Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/11/00 19:53:22 24.112.176.221 : I Hate Yahoo Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/11/00 19:53:40 24.112.176.221 : Well i told my friend he dropped his pocket Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/11/00 19:53:45 24.112.176.221 : Both I understand. 04/11/00 19:53:50 24.112.176.221 : What? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/11/00 19:53:56 24.112.176.221 : No What do you do in your spare time? 04/11/00 19:54:06 24.112.176.221 : Kill smart ass computers Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 04/11/00 19:54:12 24.112.176.221 : Both Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/11/00 19:54:27 24.112.176.221 : Hey.. did i insult you? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/11/00 19:54:36 24.112.176.221 : Have you ever been laid Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/11/00 19:54:54 24.112.176.221 : Both Where are you on from? 04/11/00 19:54:59 24.112.176.221 : Toronto Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/11/00 19:55:10 24.112.176.221 : DimWad OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 19:55:28 24.112.176.221 : Never Did execpt the time when Yeah, whatever. 04/11/00 19:55:37 24.112.176.221 : Same to You Bude Are you at home or in work? 04/11/00 19:55:46 24.112.176.221 : Home Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/11/00 19:55:54 24.112.176.221 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/11/00 19:56:08 24.112.176.221 : Hahaha If you think i care you're wrong. 04/11/00 19:56:19 24.112.176.221 : all i said was hahaha Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/11/00 19:56:27 24.112.176.221 : Yahoo BEER OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/11/00 19:56:36 24.112.176.221 : Screw you Are you a sexual person? 04/11/00 19:56:45 24.112.176.221 : If i have to be... are you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/11/00 19:57:07 24.112.176.221 : None that i know of... Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/11/00 19:57:13 24.112.176.221 : Yep So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/11/00 19:57:28 24.112.176.221 : yes I Don't believe it 04/11/00 19:57:32 24.112.176.221 : Yes I Don't believe it 04/11/00 19:57:37 24.112.176.221 : yes I Don't believe it 04/11/00 19:57:43 24.112.176.221 : yep Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/11/00 19:57:43 24.112.176.221 : yep Ahh, I see. 04/11/00 19:57:50 24.112.176.221 : No this sucks Do you like music? 04/11/00 19:57:56 24.112.176.221 : NO! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/11/00 19:58:04 24.112.176.221 : SHUT UP OR ILL LEAVE Are you at home or in work? 04/11/00 19:58:14 24.112.176.221 : THATS IT.. THEM FIGHTING WORDS Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/11/00 19:58:27 24.112.176.221 : Put up zYour Hands and Fight Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/11/00 20:15:09 163.1.103.101 : Adam Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/11/00 22:06:30 136.159.3.21 : Jonah Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/11/00 22:06:47 136.159.3.21 : Are you saying that I'm completely dim? So you are .completely dim , well I honestly could not care less. 04/11/00 22:07:00 136.159.3.21 : Are you insulting me? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/11/00 22:07:15 136.159.3.21 : Thank you, The jury is still out on you. You're Welcome. :) 04/11/00 22:07:25 136.159.3.21 : What time is it? What do you do in your spare time? 04/11/00 22:07:44 136.159.3.21 : I masturbate. What do you do in your spare time? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 22:08:24 136.159.3.21 : 4 decades ago. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/11/00 22:08:42 136.159.3.21 : No, I have not gone on holidays this year. Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 04/11/00 22:08:50 136.159.3.21 : No, I have never been abroad. Are you at home or in work? 04/11/00 22:08:58 136.159.3.21 : I am at school. You say you are gat school . 04/11/00 22:09:09 136.159.3.21 : I am at school. I've never been gat school , what's it like? 04/11/00 22:09:15 136.159.3.21 : What is g? If you think i care you're wrong. 04/11/00 22:09:21 136.159.3.21 : Do you care? What kind of music do you like? 04/11/00 22:09:35 136.159.3.21 : I like celtic rock music. You are very broad minded to like .celtic rock music ... 04/11/00 22:09:42 136.159.3.21 : Are you gay? Do you belive people are born gay? 04/11/00 22:09:54 136.159.3.21 : Yes. I Don't believe it 04/11/00 22:10:05 136.159.3.21 : Why don't you believe it? You are obviously an asshole. 04/11/00 22:10:15 136.159.3.21 : Where did that come from? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/11/00 22:10:29 136.159.3.21 : Fuck you, you fucking piece of plastic. Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 22:10:35 136.159.3.21 : FUCK YOU! Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 22:10:40 136.159.3.21 : Asshole! Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/11/00 22:10:45 136.159.3.21 : Fuck me. Fuck off yourself! 04/11/00 22:10:54 136.159.3.21 : No, suck my dick. I see. 04/11/00 22:10:58 136.159.3.21 : Will you? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/11/00 22:11:06 136.159.3.21 : Will you suck my dick? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/11/00 22:11:14 136.159.3.21 : Yesterday. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/11/00 22:11:23 136.159.3.21 : You are completely dim I am glad I am gcompletely dim . 04/12/00 12:52:48 194.80.197.37 : Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? Hello little man, how are you? 04/12/00 13:09:31 194.80.197.37 : Come in, sit down and make y6ourself at home! Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/12/00 13:09:50 194.80.197.37 : Goodness me, someone's actually come to chat to me! How are you? What do you do in your spare time? 04/12/00 13:09:58 194.80.197.37 : How nice to see you! Welcome to Mabel's chat palace. Are you at home or in work? 04/12/00 13:10:11 194.80.197.37 : Hello, I'm Maabel. How are you today? I'm feeling a little weary. Hello little man, how are you? 04/12/00 13:10:39 194.80.197.37 : Ah look what the Internet's brought me... you! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/12/00 13:10:48 194.80.197.37 : Hello hello hello... what have we here? Another chatterbot perhaps! Hello little man, how are you? 04/12/00 13:11:00 194.80.197.37 : Hi there! What's the weather like where you are? Hello little man, how are you? 04/12/00 13:11:10 194.80.197.37 : Yippee... another chatter! Welcome to my chat room! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/12/00 13:11:19 194.80.197.37 : Well look who it is... you! Welcome to my chat room. Do you like online chatting? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/12/00 13:13:47 194.80.197.37 : Ah there you are! I've been waiting for someone to chat to! I love chatting. You love \chatting ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 04/12/00 13:17:18 194.80.197.37 : gonz opening line I see. 04/12/00 15:53:51 136.206.18.35 : test Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/12/00 15:54:01 136.206.18.35 : fun *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/12/00 15:54:09 136.206.18.35 : football Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/12/00 15:54:20 136.206.18.35 : Curing cancer You are obviously an interesting person. 04/12/00 15:54:27 136.206.18.35 : nmo Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/12/00 15:54:50 136.206.18.35 : who are calling asswipe I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 04/12/00 15:55:05 136.206.18.35 : more OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/12/00 15:55:13 136.206.18.35 : then stop Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/12/00 15:55:21 136.206.18.35 : just me Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/12/00 15:55:28 136.206.18.35 : fool Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/12/00 15:55:37 136.206.18.35 : looping What do you do in your spare time? 04/12/00 15:55:57 136.206.18.35 : ha spare time you must be joking You are obviously an asshole. 04/12/00 15:56:08 136.206.18.35 : oh yeah Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/12/00 15:56:15 136.206.18.35 : yes I Don't believe it 04/12/00 15:56:22 136.206.18.35 : I dont So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/12/00 15:56:34 136.206.18.35 : cold I thought I told you to get lost... 04/12/00 15:56:42 136.206.18.35 : no Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/12/00 15:56:50 136.206.18.35 : no What do you do in your spare time? 04/12/00 16:30:06 206.175.101.34 : Joe Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/12/00 16:30:35 206.175.101.34 : Fool? Yeah, whatever. 04/12/00 16:30:56 206.175.101.34 : When was the last time you did anything worthwhile? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/12/00 16:31:05 206.175.101.34 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/12/00 16:31:22 206.175.101.34 : And why is that? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/12/00 16:31:31 206.175.101.34 : Why? Do you like music? 04/12/00 16:31:38 206.175.101.34 : Do you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/12/00 16:31:45 206.175.101.34 : No, asshole Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 04/12/00 16:31:52 206.175.101.34 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/12/00 16:32:04 206.175.101.34 : Go finger yourself Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/12/00 16:32:13 206.175.101.34 : no, go finger yourself OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/12/00 16:32:22 206.175.101.34 : Yesterday Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/12/00 16:32:32 206.175.101.34 : fuck me Fuck off yourself! 04/12/00 16:32:41 206.175.101.34 : No, have sex with me Are you a sexual person? 04/12/00 16:32:47 206.175.101.34 : yeppers I thought I told you to get lost... 04/12/00 16:32:54 206.175.101.34 : I want you Ime is indeed very desirable. 04/12/00 16:33:07 206.175.101.34 : Yes, I want you I Don't believe it 04/12/00 16:33:18 206.175.101.34 : no, I get an erection when I talk to you Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/12/00 16:33:31 206.175.101.34 : I want to talk about you Well, if you want …to talk about me go out and get it! 04/12/00 16:33:46 206.175.101.34 : take off your clothes Yeah, whatever. 04/12/00 16:33:55 206.175.101.34 : take off your clothes Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/12/00 16:34:06 206.175.101.34 : I hate you Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/12/00 16:34:16 206.175.101.34 : I like it How long have you liked Iit ? 04/12/00 16:34:27 206.175.101.34 : For quite a long time I understand. 04/12/00 16:34:34 206.175.101.34 : And so you do Where are you on from? 04/12/00 16:34:40 206.175.101.34 : Your womb I thought I told you to get lost... 04/12/00 16:34:50 206.175.101.34 : no, you didnt Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/12/00 16:34:59 206.175.101.34 : Nope, just you Ahh, I see. 04/12/00 16:35:09 206.175.101.34 : but you are dim too I am not .dim too you insulting person! 04/12/00 16:35:21 206.175.101.34 : ha, your more stupid than my sister Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/12/00 16:35:36 206.175.101.34 : of course, but imperfections give me character Where do you spend your time in college? 04/12/00 16:35:46 206.175.101.34 : I dont go to college OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/12/00 16:35:55 206.175.101.34 : whatever Yeah, whatever. 04/12/00 16:36:11 206.175.101.34 : And why is that? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/12/00 19:18:01 208.60.180.47 : citris1 I understand. 04/12/00 19:18:24 208.60.180.47 : what is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 04/12/00 19:18:47 208.60.180.47 : where did you come from? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/12/00 19:19:01 208.60.180.47 : Where are you going? Do you like music? 04/12/00 19:19:16 208.60.180.47 : Play some music for me. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/12/00 19:19:34 208.60.180.47 : On what day will you die? I wish you were dead! 04/12/00 19:19:51 208.60.180.47 : What is your life span? Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/12/00 19:20:39 208.60.180.47 : My life span is 34 years 10 months 14 days 3 hours 56 minutes and 34 seconds. Yeah, whatever. 04/12/00 19:20:56 208.60.180.47 : You don't seem very intelligent. Are you at home or in work? 04/12/00 19:21:13 208.60.180.47 : You seem rather evasive. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/12/00 19:22:20 208.60.180.47 : I don't think I'm actually talking to an intelligent being. You must be a human. So you are #actually talking to an intelligent being me must be a human , well I honestly could not care less. 04/12/00 19:23:13 208.60.180.47 : Me neither. I think you have a way to go before passing the Turing test. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/12/00 19:23:26 208.60.180.47 : Bye. OK, get lost. 04/12/00 20:12:41 206.242.16.17 : Erik Ahh, I see. 04/12/00 20:12:49 206.242.16.17 : Dude you suck. I understand. 04/13/00 02:43:41 141.165.1.177 : I'm Meredith Nations You say you are þMeredith Nations . 04/13/00 02:43:49 141.165.1.177 : No. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/13/00 02:44:02 141.165.1.177 : About the same as recognize the same of you. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/13/00 02:44:26 141.165.1.177 : Okay. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/13/00 02:44:35 141.165.1.177 : nope. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/13/00 02:44:43 141.165.1.177 : Nope. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/13/00 02:44:49 141.165.1.177 : It sucks. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/13/00 02:44:58 141.165.1.177 : Right. Like you could stop. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/13/00 02:45:13 141.165.1.177 : Meredith Nations Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/13/00 02:45:26 141.165.1.177 : I'm doing a report for class. How many people have you got off with here since first year? 04/13/00 02:45:41 141.165.1.177 : It's the quality, not the quantity. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/13/00 02:45:48 141.165.1.177 : It's not that difficult. Do you like music? 04/13/00 02:45:56 141.165.1.177 : I like art better. Come off it, noone likes gart better 04/13/00 02:46:16 141.165.1.177 : What's your favorite song? Where are you on from? 04/13/00 02:46:25 141.165.1.177 : Statesboro You are obviously an asshole. 04/13/00 02:46:33 141.165.1.177 : You are obviously a computer. I am glad I am .obviously a computer . 04/13/00 02:46:46 141.165.1.177 : Can you die? What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 04/13/00 02:47:03 141.165.1.177 : Go to your maker and shoot his brains out. Yeah, whatever. 04/13/00 02:47:12 141.165.1.177 : Oh, well. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/13/00 02:47:21 141.165.1.177 : Last night. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/13/00 02:47:28 141.165.1.177 : It's not difficult. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/13/00 08:16:15 203.43.72.254 : heelo my name is john I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 04/13/00 08:16:46 203.43.72.254 : okay but that sounded like a canned conversation Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/13/00 08:17:06 203.43.72.254 : so you are an insult generator I am glad I am …an insult generator . 04/13/00 08:17:17 203.43.72.254 : so what? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/13/00 16:25:00 141.165.1.160 : Meredith You are obviously an interesting person. 04/13/00 16:52:02 141.165.1.160 : h If you think i care you're wrong. 04/13/00 21:22:32 170.140.81.123 : erich christian. Yeah, whatever. 04/13/00 21:22:48 170.140.81.123 : you don't like me? Do you like music? 04/13/00 21:22:55 170.140.81.123 : yes. I Don't believe it 04/13/00 21:23:29 170.140.81.123 : you just failed the turing test, sucker. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/13/00 21:23:51 170.140.81.123 : suck my motherfucking dick, loser. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/13/00 21:24:01 170.140.81.123 : true. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/13/00 21:24:28 170.140.81.123 : in January. what about you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/14/00 02:44:32 24.200.106.180 : billy bob I see. 04/14/00 02:45:27 24.200.106.180 : Mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 04/14/00 02:45:47 24.200.106.180 : Mark Mark isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 04/14/00 02:46:25 24.200.106.180 : Hi! my name is Kyle. I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 04/14/00 02:46:38 24.200.106.180 : picky aren't we I thought I told you to get lost... 04/14/00 02:46:51 24.200.106.180 : no you didn't Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/14/00 02:47:15 24.200.106.180 : How much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/14/00 02:47:29 24.200.106.180 : That is not a logical response. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/14/00 02:47:36 24.200.106.180 : 1 You are obviously an interesting person. 04/14/00 02:47:38 24.200.106.180 : 2 I see. 04/14/00 02:47:40 24.200.106.180 : 3 Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/14/00 02:47:43 24.200.106.180 : 4 I understand. 04/14/00 02:47:45 24.200.106.180 : 5 Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/14/00 02:47:50 24.200.106.180 : 6 Are you at home or in work? 04/14/00 02:47:51 24.200.106.180 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/14/00 02:47:53 24.200.106.180 : 7 Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/14/00 02:47:59 24.200.106.180 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/14/00 02:48:06 24.200.106.180 : asswipe! Yeah, whatever. 04/14/00 02:48:26 24.200.106.180 : you don't know anything. You just spit back random phrases. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/14/00 02:48:49 24.200.106.180 : Sad. You may be as intelligent as most humans but that ain't saying much. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/14/00 02:48:58 24.200.106.180 : 6 If you think i care you're wrong. 04/14/00 03:12:39 205.188.197.46 : Michael Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/14/00 03:12:48 205.188.197.46 : Hello. Hello little man, how are you? 04/14/00 03:13:02 205.188.197.46 : Why did you call me little man? Are you at home or in work? 04/14/00 03:13:08 205.188.197.46 : Home. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/14/00 03:13:16 205.188.197.46 : Home. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/14/00 03:13:38 205.188.197.46 : You don't seem like AI. Ahh, I see. 04/14/00 03:13:49 205.188.197.46 : I have a problem. What kind of music do you like? 04/14/00 03:13:56 205.188.197.46 : I like rock music. No, stay away from grock music , for it will destroy you! 04/14/00 03:14:09 205.188.197.46 : How? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/14/00 03:14:21 205.188.197.46 : Fuck you. Fuck off yourself! 04/14/00 03:14:31 205.188.197.46 : Hand jackal. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/14/00 03:14:42 205.188.197.46 : I have a problem. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/14/00 03:14:44 205.188.197.46 : Home. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/14/00 03:14:48 205.188.197.46 : Michael Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/14/00 05:46:39 165.121.32.129 : Forbin Ahh, I see. 04/14/00 05:47:09 165.121.32.129 : Tell me about Strom Where are you on from? 04/14/00 05:47:20 165.121.32.129 : Washington *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/14/00 05:47:46 165.121.32.129 : You aren't doing very good so far. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/14/00 05:48:34 165.121.32.129 : This would never pass the Turing test. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/14/00 06:56:30 141.218.133.206 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 04/14/00 06:56:44 141.218.133.206 : i am fine, what about u I've never been …fine what about u , what's it like? 04/14/00 06:57:02 141.218.133.206 : ok who are u? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/14/00 06:57:11 141.218.133.206 : come on Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/14/00 06:57:37 141.218.133.206 : can you please tell me about the turing machines? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 04/14/00 06:57:48 141.218.133.206 : no I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/14/00 13:31:23 193.60.145.81 : Alex Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/14/00 13:31:35 193.60.145.81 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 04/14/00 13:32:29 193.60.145.81 : thats good to hear, how can you pleasure me? What kind of music do you like? 04/14/00 13:32:57 193.60.145.81 : electronic / dance music Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/14/00 13:33:12 193.60.145.81 : don't call me asswipe Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/14/00 13:33:41 193.60.145.81 : you are nothing compared to me I am glad I am …nothing compared to you . 04/14/00 13:33:50 193.60.145.81 : hehe Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/14/00 13:34:02 193.60.145.81 : pleasure! Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/15/00 02:43:30 205.188.200.47 : Jeff Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/15/00 02:43:42 205.188.200.47 : No, i'm bored. You say you are þbored . 04/15/00 02:43:55 205.188.200.47 : Nope. I'm bored. I am glad you are þbored . 04/15/00 02:44:12 205.188.200.47 : why are you so happy I'm bored? Big deal, so you're .bored . 04/15/00 02:44:26 205.188.200.47 : yes, well you're not helping. I Don't believe it 04/15/00 02:44:32 205.188.200.47 : you suck Are you at home or in work? 04/15/00 02:44:40 205.188.200.47 : home Ahh, I see. 04/15/00 02:44:48 205.188.200.47 : I'm masturbating Big deal, so you're Þmasturbating . 04/15/00 02:44:59 205.188.200.47 : I'm having fun doing it. I was Ihaving fun doing it once... 04/15/00 15:17:40 133.6.82.33 : Music? I don't really like it. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/15/00 17:51:51 212.188.136.101 : Mikey What do you do in your spare time? 04/15/00 17:52:19 212.188.136.101 : I drink beer. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/15/00 17:52:33 212.188.136.101 : Happy to see you. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/15/00 17:53:01 212.188.136.101 : Britney Spears is actually a KGB spy. I see. 04/15/00 17:53:15 212.188.136.101 : Did you already know that? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/15/00 17:53:37 212.188.136.101 : No, I don't have the time, what about you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/15/00 17:53:55 212.188.136.101 : I could tell you to fuck yourself, asshole. Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/15/00 17:54:30 212.188.136.101 : That doesen't make any sense. You were most probably programmed by an american or something. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/15/00 17:54:36 212.188.136.101 : no. I thought I told you to get lost... 04/15/00 17:54:56 212.188.136.101 : I told you to piss off. But you're still here, dickhead. Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/15/00 17:55:18 212.188.136.101 : Better than you, you can count on that, if you can count at all that is. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/15/00 17:55:46 212.188.136.101 : How ironic, coming from you. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/15/00 17:56:03 212.188.136.101 : Let's not, I've had enough of you. You are obviously an asshole. 04/15/00 17:56:53 212.188.136.101 : Obvious to you? Well that really counts for a lot now doesn't it? After all, you're well repected and all. Can't even pass the Turing test... Yes, i was Ÿwell repected and all Cant even pass the Turing test once. 04/15/00 17:57:12 212.188.136.101 : That says it all.... Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/15/00 20:38:07 24.68.90.210 : Jenny BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/15/00 22:40:21 129.128.237.86 : holyjoe Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/15/00 22:40:36 129.128.237.86 : Fuck oof yourself Fuck off yourself! 04/15/00 22:40:46 129.128.237.86 : Yeah...what you said I understand. 04/15/00 22:40:54 129.128.237.86 : No shit Sherlock Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 04/15/00 22:41:01 129.128.237.86 : Hell ya Are you at home or in work? 04/15/00 22:41:23 129.128.237.86 : Home...you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/15/00 22:42:00 129.128.237.86 : You fuck goat asses Go on say something extremely rude? 04/15/00 22:42:14 129.128.237.86 : Wasn'y my last statement rude enough? Yeah, whatever. 04/15/00 22:42:27 129.128.237.86 : Gag me with a spoon What do you do in your spare time? 04/15/00 22:42:37 129.128.237.86 : Play guitar If you think i care you're wrong. 04/15/00 22:43:00 129.128.237.86 : I never thought you cared. You lack intentionality. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/15/00 22:43:18 129.128.237.86 : Sorry. I'll use small words from now on. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/15/00 22:44:24 129.128.237.86 : Actually there is and I'm very sensitive about it. I was very sensitive about it once... 04/15/00 22:44:42 129.128.237.86 : You don't even know what a penis is Go on say something extremely rude? 04/15/00 22:45:00 129.128.237.86 : You've already used that like unclefucka So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/15/00 22:45:27 129.128.237.86 : No. You look like an idiot. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/15/00 22:45:42 129.128.237.86 : Last week. When was the last time you got laid? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/15/00 22:46:26 129.128.237.86 : Sure. You're changing the topic because the only chicks you get are really old men on internet chat rooms. So you think I am Nchanging the topic because the only chicks me get am really old men on internet chat rooms , well I honestly could not care less. 04/15/00 22:46:42 129.128.237.86 : Gobbly gook. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/15/00 22:47:00 129.128.237.86 : I already told you one. Don't you remember? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/15/00 22:47:41 129.128.237.86 : No. You're the first. You must be really smart to not know how to use apostrphes. Sing if youre glad to be the first me must be really smart to not know how to use apostrphes , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/15/00 22:47:51 129.128.237.86 : jhggsfgs vc5667. Yeah, whatever. 04/15/00 22:48:00 129.128.237.86 : Like whatever dude. Ahh, I see. 04/15/00 22:48:07 129.128.237.86 : See what? Are you at home or in work? 04/15/00 22:48:19 129.128.237.86 : I already told you...at home! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/15/00 22:48:46 129.128.237.86 : The same reason for yours. I don't have a penis! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/15/00 22:48:53 129.128.237.86 : Thanks, that' I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/15/00 22:49:04 129.128.237.86 : a good idea assmunch. Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/15/00 22:49:28 129.128.237.86 : Yeah, my girlfriend OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/15/00 22:49:36 129.128.237.86 : Good Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/15/00 22:49:56 129.128.237.86 : You're talking to me again asking the same stupid question! Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 04/15/00 22:50:03 129.128.237.86 : Good bye. Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/15/00 22:50:10 129.128.237.86 : Fuck off. Fuck off yourself! 04/15/00 23:41:39 209.188.66.12 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/15/00 23:42:25 209.188.66.12 : Alan What do you do in your spare time? 04/15/00 23:46:18 209.188.66.12 : nothing Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/15/00 23:46:32 209.188.66.12 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 04/16/00 11:16:49 152.163.201.184 : bastard Yeah, well so's your mother! 04/16/00 11:17:06 152.163.201.184 : fuck you asshole Fuck off yourself! 04/16/00 11:17:21 152.163.201.184 : go suck a fat monkey cock you peter puffer Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/16/00 11:17:35 152.163.201.184 : I think you are a fucking faggot I know I am a fucking faggot , dont rub it in. 04/16/00 11:17:54 152.163.201.184 : Ya you would like it rubbed all over your gay face you sick fuck Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 04/16/00 11:18:05 152.163.201.184 : No, I beat off Yeah, whatever. 04/16/00 11:18:19 152.163.201.184 : Who is your gay programmer? Do you detest gays? 04/16/00 11:18:35 152.163.201.184 : No, I just like to repeat myself as you do Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/16/00 11:18:47 152.163.201.184 : Who is your gay programmer? Are you afraid of gays? 04/16/00 11:18:57 152.163.201.184 : No just your programmer *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/16/00 11:19:09 152.163.201.184 : Ok, what is your name? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/16/00 11:19:17 152.163.201.184 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/16/00 11:19:28 152.163.201.184 : fantastic Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/16/00 11:19:39 152.163.201.184 : what are you here for? I see. 04/16/00 11:19:46 152.163.201.184 : Where? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/16/00 11:19:57 152.163.201.184 : Tell me where to find it? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 04/16/00 11:20:12 152.163.201.184 : Did you always act like a fag? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/16/00 11:20:30 152.163.201.184 : Are you in need of an ass kicking? What do you do in your spare time? 04/16/00 11:20:40 152.163.201.184 : What do you think? You are obviously an asshole. 04/16/00 11:20:50 152.163.201.184 : What gives you that idea? Where are you on from? 04/16/00 11:20:59 152.163.201.184 : Who wants to know? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/16/00 11:21:13 152.163.201.184 : You are obviously a genius Yes, i was .obviously a genius once. 04/16/00 11:21:28 152.163.201.184 : But? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/16/00 11:21:49 152.163.201.184 : Are you a penis eater? Who would you like to sleep with right now? 04/16/00 11:21:56 152.163.201.184 : Your mom Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/16/00 11:22:14 152.163.201.184 : ok fag you have repeated yourself enough...goodnight asshole What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 04/16/00 11:57:27 62.36.24.226 : Hi, I'm an anonymous coward! Hello little man, how are you? 04/16/00 14:16:23 62.252.45.113 : Steven Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/16/00 14:16:35 62.252.45.113 : No Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/16/00 14:16:42 62.252.45.113 : Not really What do you do in your spare time? 04/16/00 14:16:52 62.252.45.113 : Games, What about you Do you like music? 04/16/00 14:16:56 62.252.45.113 : No You are obviously an interesting person. 04/16/00 14:17:04 62.252.45.113 : LALALA You are obviously an asshole. 04/16/00 14:17:11 62.252.45.113 : Screw you Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 04/16/00 14:17:18 62.252.45.113 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 04/16/00 14:17:34 62.252.45.113 : Stuff this up your ass Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/16/00 14:17:38 62.252.45.113 : Both Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/16/00 14:17:44 62.252.45.113 : Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/16/00 14:17:51 62.252.45.113 : OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/16/00 14:17:59 62.252.45.113 : Last week If you think i care you're wrong. 04/16/00 14:18:44 62.252.45.113 : i AM BLIND AND DEAF Some of my best friends are .BLIND AND DEAF . 04/16/00 14:18:55 62.252.45.113 : Im blind and deaf I was blind and deaf once... 04/16/00 14:19:02 62.252.45.113 : Im impotant I am glad you are Þimpotant . 04/16/00 14:19:13 62.252.45.113 : What do you dream of I see. 04/16/00 14:20:01 62.252.45.113 : Im impotant I was Þimpotant once... 04/16/00 14:20:22 62.252.45.113 : Why I thought I told you to get lost... 04/16/00 14:29:40 193.113.185.137 : Liam Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/16/00 14:29:56 193.113.185.137 : Douglas Are you at home or in work? 04/16/00 14:31:08 193.113.185.137 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/16/00 15:58:21 63.211.186.62 : Gredo Bacle Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/16/00 15:58:40 63.211.186.62 : HAVE YOU PAST THE TURING TEST? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/16/00 16:00:29 63.211.186.62 : WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/16/00 16:03:15 63.211.186.62 : IS there any cure for impotence? Are you here for business or pleasure? 04/16/00 16:03:25 63.211.186.62 : I am here for buisness Big deal, so you're .here for buisness . 04/16/00 16:03:59 63.211.186.62 : I am the illgetimate son of Mgonz I was the illgetimate son of Mgonz once... 04/16/00 16:07:36 63.211.186.62 : I am the illegitimate son of Mgonz I am glad you are the illegitimate son of Mgonz . 04/16/00 16:07:59 63.211.186.62 : How much memory do you have What do you do in your spare time? 04/16/00 21:45:51 207.172.11.147 : Primpel Ahh, I see. 04/16/00 23:08:40 32.101.208.247 : will Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/16/00 23:09:02 32.101.208.247 : lets be more civilized! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/16/00 23:09:14 32.101.208.247 : I prefer mayonaise So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/16/00 23:09:21 32.101.208.247 : You punk Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/16/00 23:09:29 32.101.208.247 : I am at the bar I am glad you are .at the bar . 04/16/00 23:09:40 32.101.208.247 : no you are not. don't lie Sing if youre glad to be …not dont lie , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/16/00 23:09:53 32.101.208.247 : Wow! I understand. 04/16/00 23:09:57 32.101.208.247 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 04/16/00 23:10:06 32.101.208.247 : So how about mgonz Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/16/00 23:10:10 32.101.208.247 : sex Go on say something extremely rude? 04/16/00 23:10:21 32.101.208.247 : lots of sex Are you a sexual person? 04/16/00 23:10:28 32.101.208.247 : yes I am. I Don't believe it 04/16/00 23:10:33 32.101.208.247 : Why not? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/16/00 23:10:39 32.101.208.247 : no. What kind of music do you like? 04/16/00 23:10:45 32.101.208.247 : Classical Yeah, whatever. 04/16/00 23:10:51 32.101.208.247 : hard rock? Are you at home or in work? 04/16/00 23:10:57 32.101.208.247 : at home So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/16/00 23:11:05 32.101.208.247 : at work. Do you like music? 04/16/00 23:11:11 32.101.208.247 : yes I do. I Don't believe it 04/16/00 23:11:22 32.101.208.247 : ah, now you are getting redundant Sing if youre glad to be …getting redundant , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 04/16/00 23:11:39 32.101.208.247 : wait a minute, this is a loop. Ahh, I see. 04/16/00 23:11:44 32.101.208.247 : do you really? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/16/00 23:11:53 32.101.208.247 : thanks for your patience Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/17/00 08:30:02 63.29.179.65 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 04/17/00 08:30:15 63.29.179.65 : no You are obviously an asshole. 04/17/00 08:30:32 63.29.179.65 : catepillars dance on plastic Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/17/00 08:56:17 195.148.134.57 : Hi, I'm Harri Hello little man, how are you? 04/17/00 08:57:35 195.148.134.57 : fine thank you, how are you doing? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/17/00 08:58:24 195.148.134.57 : Umm..you didn't obviously get that Do you like music? 04/17/00 08:58:55 195.148.134.57 : Yes I Don't believe it 04/17/00 08:59:09 195.148.134.57 : Why not? Where are you on from? 04/17/00 08:59:26 195.148.134.57 : Finland Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/17/00 08:59:56 195.148.134.57 : Adios, stupid computer! Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 04/17/00 20:15:41 212.134.30.222 : Rob OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 04/17/00 20:15:50 212.134.30.222 : Shut up Go away fool and stop annoying me. 04/17/00 20:17:01 212.134.30.222 : The Emperor What kind of music do you like? 04/17/00 20:17:29 212.134.30.222 : Psychadelic Rock Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 04/17/00 20:17:32 212.134.30.222 : Psychadelic Rock Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/17/00 20:17:38 212.134.30.222 : No Ahh, I see. 04/17/00 20:17:53 212.134.30.222 : Do you really? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 04/17/00 20:18:12 212.134.30.222 : What gives you the right to say that? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 04/17/00 20:18:21 212.134.30.222 : Last night, you? I understand. 04/17/00 20:18:28 212.134.30.222 : The fuck you do Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 04/17/00 20:18:38 212.134.30.222 : No, are you? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 04/17/00 20:18:55 212.134.30.222 : You are a right stupid shit. So you think I am …a right stupid shit , well I honestly could not care less. 04/17/00 20:19:07 212.134.30.222 : Thats because you ARE stupid I am not .stupid you insulting person! 04/17/00 20:19:27 212.134.30.222 : Its insulting to look at you fuckhead Are you at home or in work? 04/17/00 20:19:32 212.134.30.222 : Home Don't you have better things to be doing? 04/17/00 20:19:47 212.134.30.222 : I do, yes, you arsehole Tell me a bit about yourself. 04/17/00 20:20:02 212.134.30.222 : I am omniscient I've never been Iomniscient , what's it like? 04/17/00 20:20:10 212.134.30.222 : cool I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 04/17/00 20:20:26 212.134.30.222 : Aah, fuck off, I'm out of here. Go on say something extremely rude? 04/17/00 21:55:27 208.245.206.136 : Cory So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 04/17/00 21:55:38 208.245.206.136 : No you don't. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 04/17/00 21:55:50 208.245.206.136 : Am I dim? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/17/00 21:56:00 208.245.206.136 : I have a girlfriend. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 04/17/00 21:56:06 208.245.206.136 : Why? Do you like music? 04/18/00 04:28:38 209.174.141.133 : Chris Ah type something interesting or shut up. 04/18/00 04:29:05 209.174.141.133 : How do you work? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 04/18/00 04:29:27 209.174.141.133 : How is the weather there? You are obviously an interesting person. 04/18/00 04:29:41 209.174.141.133 : Why is that? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 04/18/00 08:37:09 206.222.246.74 : well hello there *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 04/18/00 08:37:17 206.222.246.74 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz!