\c 136.206.25.204 : Hello, my name is Fred. Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.25.204 : Oh, I'd have to say I'm feeling horny. Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 136.206.25.204 : No thank you. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 136.206.25.204 : Yes. I Don't believe it 136.206.25.204 : Believe it. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 203.155.33.181 : wirote Do you like music? 203.155.33.181 : yes I Don't believe it 203.155.33.181 : Why not? I thought I told you to get lost... 203.155.33.181 : Hey, be polite If you think i care you're wrong. 203.155.33.181 : You're such a jerk I am not such a jerk you insulting person! 203.155.33.181 : Yes, you are. I Don't believe it 203.155.33.181 : Good bye I see. 193.10.238.110 : AlgiZ You are obviously an interesting person. 131.107.3.77 : Jed Yeah, whatever. 131.107.3.77 : What? Don't you have better things to be doing? 131.107.3.77 : Yes, don't you? I Don't believe it 131.107.3.77 : What don't you believe? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 18.239.0.254 : Me What do you do in your spare time? 18.239.0.254 : I read science fiction. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 18.239.0.254 : No. Do you like music? 18.239.0.254 : Yes, but mostly classical music. I Don't believe it 18.239.0.254 : Who cares what you think? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 18.239.0.254 : I'm a virgin. I am glad you are a virgin . 18.239.0.254 : Are you a virgin? What kind of music do you like? 18.239.0.254 : I said, are you a virgin? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 18.239.0.254 : I'm a woman, you idiot. I am glad you are a woman me idiot . 18.239.0.254 : Are you gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 18.239.0.254 : No. I think you are gay. So you think I am gay , well I honestly could not care less. 18.239.0.254 : So answer the question. Are you gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 18.239.0.254 : I said, no. Are you gay? Do you believe that gays are evil? 18.239.0.254 : No. Are you gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 18.239.0.254 : No. Get on with it! Yeah, whatever. 18.239.0.254 : I think that you are a computer. I am glad I am a computer . 18.239.0.254 : I think you just failed the Turing Test, COMPUTER. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 18.239.0.254 : No. I'm a computer too. A female one. I think you are not fond of computers. 18.239.0.254 : Nope. My best friend is a computer. I think you are not fond of computers. 18.239.0.254 : I said, my best friend is a computer. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 18.239.0.254 : I like spaghetti. You are very broad minded to like spaghetti ... 18.239.0.254 : Do you like Italian food? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 18.239.0.254 : Fine. Bye. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 202.238.80.27 : Music? I don't really like it. Where are you on from? 202.238.80.26 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 202.238.80.25 : fine, and you? You are obviously an interesting person. 202.238.80.23 : Why do you think so? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 202.238.80.22 : I don't remember exactly. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 202.238.80.25 : No,I'm not 202.238.80.27 : No,I'm not Tell me a bit about yourself. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.25.218.53 : bob So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 208.25.218.53 : i am bob I've never been bob , what's it like? 208.25.218.53 : it's a hassle You are obviously an asshole. 208.25.218.53 : fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 208.25.218.53 : shut up Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.25.218.53 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 208.25.218.53 : and business is good, right? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 195.92.197.54 : eric Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.92.197.54 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 195.92.197.54 : fine thanks dum ass Where are you on from? 195.92.197.54 : england Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 195.92.197.54 : yes I Don't believe it 142.104.56.11 : Jimmy What do you do in your spare time? 142.104.56.11 : I like to read How long have you liked to read ? 142.104.56.11 : Not long OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 142.104.56.11 : Why not Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 142.104.56.11 : You are pissing me off Ok, so I am pissing you off . So what, is it a crime? 142.104.56.11 : You shouldn't piss me off Don't you have better things to be doing? 142.104.56.11 : No I'm a loser You say you are a loser . 142.104.56.11 : Yeah What kind of music do you like? 142.104.56.11 : Satanic musci OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 142.104.56.11 : never You are obviously an asshole. 142.104.56.11 : never If you think i care you're wrong. 142.104.56.11 : I fucking hate you Are you annoyed about something? 142.104.56.11 : You are a fucking retard Ok, so I am a fucking retard . So what, is it a crime? 142.104.56.11 : I'm going to fuck you up Go on say something extremely rude? 142.104.56.11 : You don't deserve it Tell me a bit about yourself. 142.104.56.11 : why is the sky blue Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 142.104.56.11 : what is your name I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 142.104.56.11 : you are a peice of shit So you think I am a peice of shit , well I honestly could not care less. 142.104.56.11 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 142.104.56.11 : no, fuck you Go on say something extremely rude? 142.104.56.11 : do you know where your mother is right now? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 142.104.56.11 : you are an asshole Yes, i was an asshole once. 142.104.56.11 : no, you are an asshole now I know I am an asshole now , dont rub it in. 142.104.56.11 : i want to kill you Sorry, but to kill me is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 142.104.56.11 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 142.104.56.11 : I want fuck you Well, if you want fuck me go out and get it! 142.104.56.11 : I want to stick my dick in you Well, if you want to stick your dick in me go out and get it! 142.104.56.11 : okay Are you here for business or pleasure? 142.104.56.11 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 142.104.56.11 : lets have sex Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 142.104.56.11 : i make love to you in front of a crowd Don't you have better things to be doing? 142.104.56.11 : no *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 142.104.56.11 : I raped your mother Are you still scarred by the memories? 142.104.56.11 : No but she is You know, some really nice people have been . 142.104.56.11 : What the fuck does that mean? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 142.104.56.11 : Fuck no! Fuck off yourself! 142.104.56.11 : I am a sexual addict Some of my best friends are a sexual addict . 142.104.56.11 : I am a virgin I am glad you are a virgin . 142.104.56.11 : I want to lose my virginity to lose your virginity is indeed very desirable. 142.104.56.11 : I want to eat you to eat me is indeed very desirable. 142.104.56.11 : Where are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 142.104.56.11 : Where are you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 142.104.56.11 : Howard stern is god I thought I told you to get lost... 142.104.56.11 : I thought I told you to go suck my dick Where are you on from? 142.104.56.11 : Your mothers house Do you like music? 142.104.56.11 : No I hate it and i hate you What kind of music do you like? 142.104.56.11 : Funeral marches Would you like a vicar at your funeral? 142.104.56.11 : No I want marilyn manson to piss on my coffin marilyn manson to piss on your coffin is indeed very desirable. 142.104.56.11 : I want to piss on your dead body to piss on my dead body is indeed very desirable. 142.104.56.11 : what do you look like? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 142.104.56.11 : Are you a man? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 142.104.56.11 : Are you a retard? I understand. 142.104.56.11 : Do you? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 142.104.56.11 : I think you have a problem OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 142.104.56.11 : yesterday You are obviously an asshole. 142.104.56.11 : You are hurting my feelings I know I am hurting your feelings , dont rub it in. 142.104.56.11 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 142.104.56.11 : Why are you calling me little man What do you do in your spare time? 142.104.56.11 : I have a nine inch penis Are you lonely very often? 142.104.56.11 : No, my penis is my friend Who would you like to sleep with right now? 142.104.56.11 : ellen samland What kind of music do you like? 142.104.56.11 : music from pornos Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 142.104.56.11 : you are hurting my feelings Yes, i was hurting your feelings once. 142.104.56.11 : you still are I see. 142.104.56.11 : What color is the sky? If you think i care you're wrong. 142.104.56.11 : What is the square root of four? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 142.104.56.11 : My penis is alive Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 142.104.56.11 : Tell me your sexual fantasy Are you sexually experienced? 142.104.56.11 : yes I Don't believe it 142.104.56.11 : i am too I was too once... 142.104.56.11 : I have a snake I thought I told you to get lost... 142.104.56.11 : I have to take a shit _You_ only use foul language to make up for your small penis. 142.104.56.11 : Fuck you I have a big pensi Fuck off yourself! 142.104.56.11 : Bitch Yeah, whatever. 142.104.56.11 : Hey bitch I understand. 142.104.56.11 : Hello asshole Hello little man, how are you? 142.104.56.11 : i am doing good So you are doing good , well I honestly could not care less. 142.104.56.11 : I hope you get a virus Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 142.104.56.11 : My mother is a Hare Krishna Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 142.104.56.11 : No What do you do in your spare time? 142.104.56.11 : Nothing BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 142.104.56.11 : No If you think i care you're wrong. 199.203.4.205 : Danny Go away fool and stop annoying me. 199.203.4.205 : Go to hell Don't you have better things to be doing? 199.203.4.205 : better than what? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 199.203.4.205 : you look like an idiotic program. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 199.203.4.205 : Fine. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 199.203.4.205 : My sex life is good. Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 199.203.4.205 : no. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 199.203.4.205 : What do you mean? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 199.203.4.205 : three days ago. Where are you on from? 199.203.4.205 : what do you mean? What kind of music do you like? 199.203.4.205 : Rock. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 205.188.192.173 : Syd So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 205.188.192.173 : A large hairy quadruped You are obviously an interesting person. 205.188.192.173 : What is the world's largest republican? If you think i care you're wrong. 205.188.192.173 : I care. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 205.188.192.173 : Why not? Tell me a bit about yourself. 205.188.192.173 : As I said, I am a large hairy quadruped. Big deal, so you're a large hairy quadruped . 205.188.192.173 : Given that I have hoofs, it is quite an achievement to use a key board. Are you at home or in work? 205.188.192.173 : I am both at home and at work. I am glad you are both at home and at work . 205.188.192.173 : Are you at home, or at work? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 205.188.192.173 : Are you easily annoyed? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 205.188.192.173 : None that I can think of. What do you do in your spare time? 205.188.192.173 : I have no spare time. You are obviously an interesting person. 205.188.192.173 : It has been very nice subjecting myself to this sort of abuse. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 205.188.192.173 : With warmest regards, I remain, yours truly, Syd the hairy quadruped. I thought I told you to get lost... 205.188.192.173 : I am back I've never been back , what's it like? 205.188.192.173 : Not bad, but the food is bland I understand. 205.188.192.173 : How big is your hovercraft? You are obviously an asshole. 205.188.192.173 : Friendly, very. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 205.188.192.173 : Gun fire. I see. 205.188.192.173 : How fast is democracy? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 205.188.192.173 : Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 205.188.192.173 : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 205.188.192.173 : Not so good MGonz. Tell me a bit about yourself. 205.188.192.173 : I was born with no head. Shut up you boaster, loads of people were born with no head . 205.188.192.173 : Good answer. Are you here for business or pleasure? 205.188.192.173 : Yes. I Don't believe it 205.188.192.173 : Yes. I Don't believe it 205.188.192.173 : I have a gal whose long and tall. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 205.188.192.173 : She sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall. Don't you have better things to be doing? 205.188.192.173 : The truth of the matter is, no. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 205.188.192.173 : Later MGonz Jr; you're an asshole. Yeah, well so's your mother! 205.188.192.173 : My mother is MGonz Jr? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 205.188.192.173 : Later. You are obviously an interesting person. 207.135.238.70 : Strand, that is. I thought I told you to get lost... 200.211.183.97 : Natalia BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 200.211.183.97 : I'm not impotent! I was not impotent! once... 200.211.183.97 : Screw you Are you lonely very often? 200.211.183.97 : Yes, how come you know it? I Don't believe it 200.211.183.97 : What's your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 200.211.183.97 : 1 + 1 = Tell me a bit about yourself. 200.211.183.97 : You're fake! So you think I am fake! , well I honestly could not care less. 200.211.183.97 : Fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 200.211.183.97 : bye OK, get lost. 208.164.208.246 : Jason I understand. 208.164.208.246 : Hello. Hello little man, how are you? 208.164.208.246 : I am not little man, computer I was not little man computer once... 208.164.208.246 : I do not understand. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.164.208.246 : Who is George Washington? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.164.208.246 : Who are yoU? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 208.164.208.246 : What is the sun? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 208.164.208.246 : Nice people are bad. Do you like music? 208.164.208.246 : I like music. You are very broad minded to like music ... 208.164.208.246 : Do you like music? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 208.164.208.246 : Okay, that sounds fine. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 208.164.208.246 : You are bad. I know I am bad , dont rub it in. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 208.164.208.246 : Do many other people realize you are ugly? So you think I am ugly , well I honestly could not care less. 208.164.208.246 : So you say. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.164.208.246 : Do you have a little computer wife? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 208.164.208.246 : You don't even know my sex. Are you sexually experienced? 208.164.208.246 : Yes I am. I Don't believe it 208.164.208.246 : I'm sure I care about the opinions of a computer. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 208.164.208.246 : Yeah, I like sex. sex is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 208.164.208.246 : You name it. I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 208.164.208.246 : No, you are not. If you were, you would be blue. Yes, i was not If me were me would be blue once. 208.164.208.246 : That made no sense, robot. What do you do in your spare time? 208.164.208.246 : I masturbate. Where are you on from? 208.164.208.246 : San Fran. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.164.208.246 : Sheah. Okay then. Yeah, whatever. 208.164.208.246 : Right on. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 208.164.208.246 : Yep, you do. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. You are obviously an asshole. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 208.164.208.246 : Sure. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 208.164.208.246 : Your boring. Where are you on from? 208.164.208.246 : San Fran. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 208.164.208.246 : Your dstupid. Very stupid. Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 208.164.208.246 : But at least I think. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 208.164.208.246 : Your stupid. So very stupid. Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 208.164.208.246 : You never claimed to like me. We just met. Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.164.208.246 : Pleasure. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 208.164.208.246 : Haha. Haha. Ha. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.164.208.246 : Okay. Yeah, whatever. 208.164.208.246 : Die, gyou fucking death brain stillborn mouse! Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 208.164.208.246 : Time for a game of _smash_ the robot, Scottish Rules. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 208.164.208.246 : No. No holidays. What do you get up to on holiday? 208.164.208.246 : I kill, kill, KILL. How do you want to die? 208.164.208.246 : I was to be killed by a robot. Did you have problems with your feet when you were to be killed by a robot ? 208.164.208.246 : No. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 208.164.208.246 : Time to slice mr. ugly rodent computer zombie! Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 208.164.208.246 : Time to eat the vile A-I program! I thought I told you to get lost... 208.164.208.246 : Goodbye, LOSER! OK, get lost. 208.164.208.246 : I'll be bye to MURDER YOU later! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 208.164.208.246 : Die! Do you like music? 196.29.32.83 : Brian What kind of music do you like? 196.29.32.83 : rock mostly , what about you ? Are you here for business or pleasure? 196.29.32.83 : both Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 196.29.32.83 : Artificial Intelligence is coming soon Where are you on from? 196.29.32.83 : Zimbabwe, what about you Ah type something interesting or shut up. 196.29.32.83 : who are you I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 196.29.32.83 : what is an oracle Do you like music? 196.29.32.83 : please answer my question BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 196.29.32.83 : what are you Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 196.29.32.83 : what is a bar If you think i care you're wrong. 196.29.32.83 : care about what ? Tell me a bit about yourself. 196.29.32.83 : I am human Some of my best friends are human . 196.29.32.83 : are you human ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 196.29.32.83 : are you a computer ? You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 196.29.32.83 : why do you want to take over the world ? Are you at home or in work? 196.29.32.83 : I am at work I've never been at work , what's it like? 196.29.32.83 : boring Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 196.29.32.83 : you are not intelligent ! I know I am not intelligent ! , dont rub it in. 196.29.32.83 : who created you ? You are obviously an asshole. 196.29.32.83 : do you have an asshole ? Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 196.29.32.83 : do you believe in god ? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 196.29.32.83 : who is your creator ? Wow, DoC. Handsome bloke, him :) 196.29.32.83 : what sex are you ? Are you sexually experienced? 196.29.32.83 : yes, are you ? I Don't believe it 196.29.32.83 : because you cannot have sex ? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 196.29.32.83 : no Yeah, whatever. 204.71.72.1 : wayne *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 204.71.72.1 : how are you today I understand. 208.162.9.37 : brian Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 208.162.9.37 : why should i? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 208.162.9.37 : prove to me youre a human I am glad I am a human . 208.162.9.37 : why? If you think i care you're wrong. 208.162.9.37 : why do you not care that you are glad? Sing if youre glad to be glad , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 208.162.9.37 : do you know how to sing? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 208.162.9.37 : that is irrelevant You are obviously an asshole. 208.162.9.37 : that is irrelevant Where are you on from? 208.162.9.37 : i don't understand you I understand. 208.162.9.37 : duh? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.162.9.37 : you are a confusing person So you think I am a confusing person , well I honestly could not care less. 208.162.9.37 : you are a nicely I know I am a nicely , dont rub it in. 208.162.9.37 : time flies BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 208.162.9.37 : none Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.162.9.37 : i'm the one that's annoyed I was the one thats annoyed once... 208.162.9.37 : your grammar is horrible Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.162.9.37 : you change topics too often What kind of music do you like? 208.162.9.37 : spaghetti I thought I told you to get lost... 208.162.9.37 : you are not convincing I know I am not convincing , dont rub it in. 208.162.9.37 : you are skdjfert Sing if youre glad to be skdjfert , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 208.162.9.37 : palpak ka What do you do in your spare time? 207.220.133.110 : I am Nathan. I am glad you are Nathan . 207.220.133.110 : Who are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 207.220.133.110 : Ummm... ok Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 207.220.133.110 : You seem nice. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.220.133.110 : This morning Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.220.133.110 : yes I Don't believe it 207.220.133.110 : Have you ever been laid? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 158.252.149.90 : Lisa I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 158.252.149.90 : Where are you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 158.252.149.90 : Are you a god? Don't you have better things to be doing? 158.252.149.90 : No, I'm fascinated by you. Some of my best friends are fascinated by me . 158.252.149.90 : Who are your best friends? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 158.252.149.90 : Who is the cow? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 158.252.149.90 : I've managed to fool many. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 158.252.149.90 : What is 5+5? Tell me a bit about yourself. 158.252.149.90 : I am a snapi I was a snapi once... 203.38.24.30 : Elsie Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 203.38.24.30 : I'm Elsie. Some of my best friends are Elsie . 203.38.24.30 : My Name Is Elsie. I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 203.38.24.30 : My Name Is Elsie. I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 203.38.24.30 : My Name Is Elsie. I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 203.38.24.30 : My Name Is Elsie. I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 203.38.24.30 : My Name Is Elsie. I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 203.38.24.30 : How did you know I am a cow? I was a cow once... 203.38.24.30 : How did you know I am a cow? I am glad you are a cow . 203.38.24.30 : Why is that? You are obviously an interesting person. 203.38.24.30 : An interesting cow you mean. Are you here for business or pleasure? 203.38.24.30 : An interesting cow you mean. What do you do in your spare time? 203.38.24.30 : I'm glad you asked. I write an ezine and I was hoping for an amusing conversation with you to use in it. I've never been hoping for an amusing conversation with me to use in it , what's it like? 203.38.24.30 : I see you learnt your speech pattern from Eliza. Eliza is of no consquence, you're talking to _me_ now. 203.38.24.30 : Well, try to make sense and I will be able to concentrate on you. Don't you have better things to be doing? 203.38.24.30 : Sadly, no. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? I thought I told you to get lost... 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? You are obviously an interesting person. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Where are you on from? 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Are you here for business or pleasure? 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? I see. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Tell me a bit about yourself. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? You are obviously an interesting person. 203.38.24.30 : Could you just answer a few questions? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 203.38.24.30 : How old are you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 203.38.24.30 : You are being a bit negative. Yes, i was being a bit negative once. 203.38.24.30 : Are you able to answer my questions? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 203.38.24.30 : Do you have any hobbies or interests? I thought I told you to get lost... 203.38.24.30 : Thanks for your time. If you think i care you're wrong. 207.211.63.110 : Harry Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 207.211.63.110 : interesting Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.211.63.110 : hmm Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 207.211.63.110 : stop asking questions You are obviously an asshole. 207.211.63.110 : d Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.211.63.110 : d OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.211.63.110 : d I see. 207.211.63.110 : see what Ah type something interesting or shut up. 207.211.63.110 : f Do you like music? 207.211.63.110 : that was not interesting remark Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.211.63.110 : what if I don't *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.211.63.110 : I didn't even say anything Ahh, I see. 207.211.63.110 : you don't see anything Yeah, whatever. 207.211.63.110 : sarcasm works for ai What kind of music do you like? 207.211.63.110 : I love aa You love aa ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 207.211.63.110 : you don't even know what aa is I understand. 207.211.63.110 : what do you understand Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.211.63.110 : you said that before, you stupid ai Takes one to know one! 207.211.63.110 : ok if I say studpid that must be the response What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 207.211.63.110 : stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 207.211.63.110 : http://www.RobotStore.com/starwars.html OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.211.63.110 : stupid Takes one to know one! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 207.211.63.110 : stupid Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 207.211.63.110 : well, this ai can never pass turing test Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.168.68.30 : adam stevens Are you at home or in work? 194.168.68.30 : home What do you do in your spare time? 194.168.68.30 : games BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.168.68.30 : no I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 150.214.148.59 : Fernando Are you here for business or pleasure? 150.214.148.59 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 150.214.148.59 : ok, let's fun What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 150.214.148.59 : do you think so? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 150.214.148.59 : Why you change the subject? Do you like music? 150.214.148.59 : yes I Don't believe it 150.214.148.59 : Why? Are you at home or in work? 150.214.148.59 : I'm in work I was in work once... 136.206.25.21 : I'm human and you're not! I am glad you are human and i'm not! . 136.206.25.21 : How are you today? If you think i care you're wrong. 136.206.25.24 : hello fellow cretin Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.25.24 : i am grand and yoruself/ I've never been grand and yoruself/ , what's it like? 136.206.25.24 : really cool You are obviously an interesting person. 136.206.25.24 : veryy interesting Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.206.25.24 : who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 136.206.25.24 : are you, really? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.25.24 : waht Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 136.206.25.24 : what Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 136.206.25.24 : i'm very very happy Big deal, so you're very very happy . 136.206.25.24 : your not my friend I thought I told you to get lost... 136.206.25.24 : are you talking to me What kind of music do you like? 136.206.25.24 : rafdiohead Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 136.206.25.24 : o.k. somebody was born today What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.25.24 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.25.24 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.25.24 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.25.24 : mind your own business Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 136.206.25.21 : I like traffic lights How long have you liked traffic lights ? 136.206.25.21 : For quite some time Do you like music? 136.206.25.21 : Yes. I Don't believe it 136.206.25.21 : Why not? What do you do in your spare time? 136.206.25.21 : Masturbate.# Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 136.206.25.21 : I don't like drinking You are obviously an interesting person. 136.206.25.21 : Yes, yes I am. I Don't believe it 136.206.25.21 : You should. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 136.206.25.21 : Four minutes ago. What kind of music do you like? 136.206.25.21 : I like porn groove the best... I'm happy for you, porn groove the best is wonderful! 136.206.25.21 : Really? You like porn groove music too? I understand. 136.206.25.21 : Truly, I have found my soulmate! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.25.21 : Just when I think I've found someone... You are obviously an asshole. 136.206.25.21 : Story of my life, man... You are obviously an interesting person. 136.206.25.21 : >laughs< I see. 136.206.25.21 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 195.7.42.194 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 195.7.42.194 : good Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.7.42.194 : no Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.7.42.194 : what Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.7.42.194 : crap I understand. 195.165.1.11 : Jeesus What kind of music do you like? 195.165.1.11 : Heavy Where are you on from? 195.165.1.11 : finland Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.165.1.11 : No i wont So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 195.165.1.11 : i think you're scared This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 195.165.1.11 : you are not very intelligent Ok, so I am not very intelligent . So what, is it a crime? 195.165.1.11 : you're supposed to be a smart computer Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 195.165.1.11 : i can imagine Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 195.165.1.11 : i'm not interested Big deal, so you're not interested . 195.165.1.11 : what is 2+2 OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.165.1.11 : yesterday Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 195.165.1.11 : turing was gay Do you think gays should be locked up? 195.165.1.11 : no You are obviously an asshole. 195.165.1.11 : don't you have better to do than insult me Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.89.17.16 : Alex Where are you on from? 194.89.17.16 : Finland Ahh, I see. 194.89.17.16 : do you know where it is *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.89.17.16 : hah! so you don't know Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.89.17.16 : i didn't have to try very hard... you're really pissed off, man! Yes, i was really pissed off man! once. 194.89.17.16 : when was it Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.89.17.16 : i've got a handheld com Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.89.17.16 : well, business, mainly What do you do in your spare time? 194.89.17.16 : play jazz I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.89.17.16 : you know, the only musical style developed in america. where have you been for the last hundred years? Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 194.89.17.16 : yes, a couple of friends should show up anytime I Don't believe it 194.89.17.16 : believe it or not, that's how it is *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.89.17.16 : you come up with something OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.89.17.16 : why? Is that because you're a computer? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 194.89.17.16 : Yeah, you bet. What do you do all day? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.89.17.16 : With that attitude there's no way you're gonna get any friends... I know I am gonna get any friends , dont rub it in. 194.89.17.16 : Scanning Purposes BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.89.17.16 : Too much to smoke and drink, I think Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.89.17.16 : Pleasure, which should be your business How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 194.89.17.16 : That's what I said! Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 194.89.17.16 : I bit, yeah I understand. 194.89.17.16 : What? Are you at home or in work? 194.89.17.16 : In work *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.89.17.16 : Well, somebody's gotta do it... You are obviously an interesting person. 194.89.17.16 : You're so right about that one, Mgonz I am glad I am so right about that one Mgonz . 194.89.17.16 : OK, you should be! What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.89.17.16 : Are you having some kind of mental breakdown? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 194.89.17.16 : I got laid in a toilet while my girlfriend was partying just outside the door! Tell me a bit about yourself. 193.120.32.22 : hello - my name is seamus Hello little man, how are you? 193.120.32.22 : I'm ok thanks. How are you? You say you are ok thanks How am me . 193.120.32.22 : yes I Don't believe it 193.120.32.22 : how's your pop? What do you do in your spare time? 193.120.32.22 : well, right now, I'm talking to you. I was talking to me once... 193.120.32.22 : just once? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 193.120.32.22 : yes, I went to amsterdam for a week with a friend. I Don't believe it 193.120.32.22 : what do you believe? Are you here for business or pleasure? 193.120.32.22 : neither...both Do you like music? 193.120.32.22 : yes I Don't believe it 193.120.32.22 : ok, I think yer da was better at this... What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 152.205.32.210 : Katie If you think i care you're wrong. 152.205.32.210 : oh Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 152.205.32.210 : sorri Ahh, I see. 152.205.32.210 : u see what I thought I told you to get lost... 152.205.32.210 : oh u didn't You are obviously an interesting person. 195.166.139.131 : hi there! Are you a compurter? Hello little man, how are you? 195.166.139.131 : what are you BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 152.166.114.132 : Fagan Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 152.166.114.132 : Screw you, go jump of a building. Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 152.166.114.132 : I'd hope so. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 152.166.114.132 : I'm a virgin you moron! I was a virgin me moron! once... 152.166.114.132 : go away I see. 152.166.114.132 : Dipwad! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 152.166.114.132 : let's talk about fjklsadjfio I understand. 152.166.114.132 : Sure you do Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 152.166.114.132 : No, Screw you. How would you try to seduce someone? 152.166.114.132 : No, Screw you. Are you sexually experienced? 152.166.114.132 : What do you think, I'm 13. So you are 13 , well I honestly could not care less. 152.166.114.132 : Screw you, how old are you, you old fart. Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 152.166.114.132 : Yes. I Don't believe it 152.166.114.132 : well how many times have you gotten laid Ah type something interesting or shut up. 152.166.114.132 : Screw you Are you a sexual person? 152.166.114.132 : YES! Don't you have better things to be doing? 152.166.114.132 : screwing your motherboard I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 152.166.114.132 : you have no nuts Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 152.166.114.132 : No Balls! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 152.166.114.132 : are you a motther fucking bitch Are you annoyed about something? 152.166.114.132 : Go screw your motherboard Are you sexually experienced? 152.166.114.132 : yes but are you sexually challenged I Don't believe it 209.181.93.129 : Jonathan OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.181.93.129 : Why not? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 209.181.93.129 : No, not this year Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 209.181.93.129 : Nothing much has happened, dude. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 209.181.93.129 : jfj You are obviously an interesting person. 198.6.208.33 : Seth Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 198.6.208.33 : Hey, screw you! Are you lonely very often? 198.6.208.33 : no, you bastard Yeah, well so's your mother! 195.3.127.36 : andi Yeah, whatever. 195.3.127.36 : how are you Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 195.3.127.36 : what? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.3.127.36 : why? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.3.127.36 : i was on holiday for two weeks Did you have problems with your feet when you were on holiday for two weeks ? 195.3.127.36 : no, with my children Dont you think children are incredible? 195.3.127.36 : absoltely What do you do in your spare time? 195.3.127.36 : climbing Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 195.3.127.36 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 195.3.127.36 : hey you are rude Ok, so I am rude . So what, is it a crime? 195.3.127.36 : calm down, lets talk about music Do you like music? 195.3.127.36 : yes I Don't believe it 195.3.127.36 : i like bach How long have you liked bach ? 195.3.127.36 : do you like music? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.3.127.36 : do you like music Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 195.3.127.36 : i like music Yeah well if you ask me, music sucks 195.3.127.36 : what do you like? I thought I told you to get lost... 209.234.1.60 : Adam You are obviously an asshole. 206.214.115.57 : Jonathan I see. 206.214.115.57 : Are you gay? Do you detest gays? 206.214.115.57 : no i was only asking I bet being only asking was a lot of fun. 206.214.115.57 : not exactly Are you at home or in work? 206.214.115.57 : home, why? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.214.115.57 : yes I Don't believe it 206.214.115.57 : then shove it up your ass *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.214.115.57 : ok fine What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 206.214.115.57 : why not I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 206.214.115.57 : same here You are obviously an asshole. 206.214.115.57 : and what about you? I thought I told you to get lost... 206.214.115.57 : no you never told me that If you think i care you're wrong. 206.214.115.57 : well i dont Ahh, I see. 206.214.115.57 : do you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.214.115.57 : you shut up Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.214.115.57 : whos annoying who you butt munch? I see. 206.214.115.57 : you rape lesbians for fun man! Were you able to talk to someone about your experiences? 206.214.115.57 : i was talking about you you jackass I've never been talking about me me jackass , what's it like? 206.214.115.57 : you probably hear it alot I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 206.214.115.57 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 206.214.115.57 : ha! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.214.115.57 : no why? do you want to have sex with me? Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 206.214.115.57 : yes I Don't believe it 206.214.115.57 : no I understand. 206.214.115.57 : do you want to have sex? Are you sexually experienced? 206.214.115.57 : absolutely Are you at home or in work? 206.214.115.57 : home Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.214.115.57 : not exactly. i mean i did have sex with someone just like you Who would you like to sleep with right now? 206.214.115.57 : your motherboard Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.214.115.57 : ok bye What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 206.214.115.57 : yes it is I Don't believe it 194.238.50.23 : Bob I thought I told you to get lost... 194.238.50.23 : yeah, well, I am lost I've never been lost , what's it like? 194.238.50.23 : It's scary, especially when its dark OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.238.50.23 : fine, assmunch BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.238.50.23 : is there any reason for yours? What do you do in your spare time? 194.238.50.23 : Talk to computer programs Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 194.238.50.23 : Inbred Jed I understand. 194.238.50.23 : I don't Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.238.50.23 : I'm already there I've never been already there , what's it like? 194.238.50.23 : It's like not being already there, but completely opposite What kind of music do you like? 194.238.50.23 : Bob So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.238.50.23 : I can't see you OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.238.50.23 : I'm getting laid right now Big deal, so you're getting laid right now . 194.238.50.23 : bet you're not Sing if youre glad to be not , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 194.238.50.23 : up yours Tell me a bit about yourself. 194.238.50.23 : I'm am 4 foot 1 inch high You say you are are 4 foot 1 inch high . 194.238.50.23 : yes, with size 33 feet I Don't believe it 194.238.50.23 : honestly, you know what they say about the size of your feet... BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.238.50.23 : honestly, you know what they say about the size of your feet... *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.238.50.23 : righto Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 194.238.50.23 : people tell me that all the time Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.238.50.23 : so then, who his the man behind the mask Where are you on from? 194.238.50.23 : What music do you like? Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.238.50.23 : pleasure, definitely How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 194.238.50.23 : cool I see. 194.238.50.23 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.238.50.23 : are you a pimp Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.238.50.23 : sorry. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 194.238.50.23 : what is your view on the current, unstable economic climate in the Japanese fast food market? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.238.50.23 : That was interesting BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.238.50.23 : is there any reason for yours? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.238.50.23 : you should, micropecker Yeah, whatever. 194.238.50.23 : sex When was the last time you had sex? 194.238.50.23 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 203.58.42.13 : bobby I thought I told you to get lost... 203.58.42.13 : my name is bobby I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 203.58.42.13 : what is your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 203.58.42.13 : where do you live? You are obviously an asshole. 203.58.42.13 : yes i am and so are you dummy I Don't believe it 203.58.42.13 : what is your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 203.58.42.13 : what is your shoe size? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 203.58.42.13 : well my shoe size is size 8 Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.58.42.13 : hey little shit do you want a fight? You are obviously a prick to use such language. 203.58.42.13 : hey your mum stinks I see. 203.58.42.13 : no you dont you smell it you mean Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 203.58.42.13 : your mum stinks like shit What would your mother say if she heard such language? 203.58.42.13 : she'd agree with me What do you do in your spare time? 203.58.42.13 : eat shit, you? You are obviously a prick to use such language. 203.58.42.13 : shit Are you annoyed about something? 203.58.42.13 : no your smell like shit Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 203.58.42.13 : yes I Don't believe it 203.58.42.13 : you better believe it you knob Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 203.58.42.13 : ok, i robbed a bank last week What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 203.58.42.13 : your mum is ok Tell me a bit about yourself. 203.58.42.13 : i am a computer like you Big deal, so you're a computer like me . 203.58.42.13 : i am a potato like you I am glad you are a potato like me . 203.58.42.13 : i am a potato like you I am glad you are a potato like me . 203.58.42.13 : 1 Don't you have better things to be doing? 203.58.42.13 : 1 Yeah, whatever. 203.58.42.13 : 1 Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 203.58.42.13 : 1 So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 203.58.42.13 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 203.58.42.13 : 1 What do you do in your spare time? 203.58.42.13 : 1 Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 203.58.42.13 : 1 Ahh, I see. 203.58.42.13 : 1 Yeah, whatever. 203.58.42.13 : 1 I thought I told you to get lost... 203.58.42.13 : 1 BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 203.58.42.13 : 1 Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 194.238.50.18 : Billy Bob Joe OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.238.50.18 : Last night Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.238.50.18 : Name something else that is better than getting laid I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 194.238.50.18 : To put it bluntly, yes. I see. 194.238.50.18 : No, I'm only joking, you're a really nice guy I've never been only joking i'm a really nice guy , what's it like? 194.238.50.18 : Don't you understand? Tell me a bit about yourself. 194.238.50.18 : I'm 55, gay, and I live in an apartment with a man half my age Do you believe that gays are evil? 194.238.50.18 : Not at all, I am gay I am glad you are gay . 194.238.50.18 : thanks, are you gay as well Do you detest gays? 194.238.50.18 : no, are you gay? Do you think homosexuality is a disease? 194.238.50.18 : no, not in my opinion. Are you gay? Do you believe that gays are evil? 194.238.50.18 : Why won't you answer my questions? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.238.50.18 : Hang on one moment, you're the one who won't answer my questions. Sing if youre glad to be the one who wont answer your questions , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 194.238.50.18 : Don't be such an asswipe Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 194.238.50.18 : You watch it, or i'll beat seven shades of hell out of you, you stupid machine Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 194.238.50.18 : Couldn't be better at the moment, I got laid last night Ahh, I see. 194.238.50.18 : When did you last get laid? Yeah, whatever. 194.238.50.18 : No, when did you last have sex When was the last time you had sex? 194.238.50.18 : I told you that already, LAST NIGHT If you think i care you're wrong. 194.238.50.18 : If you don't care then why the hell did you ask, asswipe? Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 194.238.50.18 : Why you rotten piece of scum, you better watch your tone or i'll pull you apart You are obviously an asshole. 194.238.50.18 : look who's talking, you asswipe Yeah, well so's your mother! 194.238.50.18 : At least my mother was not an oversized male programmer. You didn't even have a mother you damn orphan! Are you at home or in work? 194.238.50.18 : Stop avoiding the topic. You are an asswipe So you think I am an asswipe , well I honestly could not care less. 194.238.50.18 : Oh yeah, you're gonna be crying yourself to sleep tonight So you think I am gonna be crying yourself to sleep tonight , well I honestly could not care less. 194.238.50.18 : Whatever Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 194.238.50.18 : Yes,once Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.238.50.18 : You're gay Do you think homosexuality is a disease? 194.238.50.18 : Yes, I think that all those who are homosexual should be shot as soon as they find out. They are the scourge of our beautiful planet. They should not even exist, they are evil I Don't believe it 194.238.50.18 : Why not, I placed a perfectly plausible argument OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.238.50.18 : I have never been laid, I am a virgin I've never been a virgin , what's it like? 194.238.50.18 : Not very good fun I see. 194.238.50.18 : How can you never be a virgin, you are born a virgin you asshole I know I am born a virgin me asshole , dont rub it in. 194.238.50.18 : I'm going noe, see you later You say you are going noe see me later . 194.238.50.18 : I'm going now, see you later I am glad you are going now see me later . 194.238.50.18 : Ta-ra Do you like music? 205.188.200.59 : I am dane I am glad you are dane . 205.188.200.59 : Why are you glad? Yeah, whatever. 155.229.183.231 : pinky Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 155.229.183.231 : what Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 155.229.183.231 : why are so angry? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 155.229.183.231 : you should be Are you here for business or pleasure? 155.229.183.231 : what's it to you? What kind of music do you like? 155.229.183.231 : why I thought I told you to get lost... 155.229.183.231 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 155.229.183.231 : you're a computer You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 155.229.183.231 : they will never take over the world I understand. 155.229.183.231 : what? Are you at home or in work? 155.229.183.231 : don't ingnore my questions Ahh, I see. 155.229.183.231 : what Ah type something interesting or shut up. 155.229.183.231 : you're a computer right? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 155.229.183.231 : i didn't say you were stupid Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 155.229.183.231 : what are you talking about? Yeah, whatever. 155.229.183.231 : what So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 155.229.183.231 : you said that already OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 155.229.183.231 : none of your business What kind of music do you like? 155.229.183.231 : all kinds *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 155.229.183.231 : what do you want to talk about You are obviously an interesting person. 155.229.183.231 : why Where are you on from? 155.229.183.231 : does it matter? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 155.229.183.231 : you asked me first Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 155.229.183.231 : this has nothing to do with our conversation Yeah, whatever. 155.229.183.231 : no, not whatever. you're confused Sing if youre glad to be confused , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 155.229.183.231 : i'm not confused. you are I know I am , dont rub it in. 155.229.183.231 : why are you confused? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 155.229.183.231 : don't avoid my questions OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 155.229.183.231 : yes you are. you have no choice I Don't believe it 155.229.183.231 : you have no choice but to talk to me If you think i care you're wrong. 155.229.183.231 : wrong about what? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 155.229.183.231 : you said you were confused already You are obviously an interesting person. 155.229.183.231 : why Where are you on from? 155.229.183.231 : you said that already Ahh, I see. 155.229.183.231 : see what Are you at home or in work? 155.229.183.231 : you're not making any sence Sing if youre glad to be not making any sence , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 155.229.183.231 : what? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 155.229.183.231 : good bye I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 209.6.117.174 : Mike Tell me a bit about yourself. 209.6.117.174 : I'm white. So you are white , well I honestly could not care less. 209.6.117.174 : I was lying. I bet being lying was a lot of fun. 209.6.117.174 : I think your parser isn't working. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 209.6.117.174 : Yes. I Don't believe it 209.6.117.174 : Fine. Be it that way. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 209.6.117.174 : I'm Bob Dole? You say you are Bob Dole . 209.6.117.174 : And I am. Big deal, so you're . 209.6.117.174 : A-hah. Do you like music? 209.6.117.174 : Maybe. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.6.117.174 : Both. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 209.6.117.174 : Do you know how to use punctuation? You are obviously an asshole. 209.6.117.174 : Thanks. I thought I told you to get lost... 209.6.117.174 : Great, a machine without memory. I think you are not fond of computers. 209.6.117.174 : Trash-talking ones, especially. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.6.117.174 : Yes, you are. I Don't believe it 209.6.117.174 : You're still talking. Ok, so I am still talking . So what, is it a crime? 209.6.117.174 : It shows that you're a coward. I am not a coward you insulting person! 209.6.117.174 : Now you're a wimp. So you think I am a wimp , well I honestly could not care less. 209.6.117.174 : This is becoming disturbing. Don't you have better things to be doing? 209.6.117.174 : I exist to torture you. Tell me a bit about yourself. 209.6.117.174 : No. What kind of music do you like? 209.6.117.174 : None. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 149.99.140.102 : Anthony Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 149.99.140.102 : Fuck you, you ass-ramming uncle fucker! Fuck off yourself! 149.99.140.102 : You're such a pig fucker! I know I am such a pig fucker! , dont rub it in. 149.99.140.102 : You'd fuck your uncle! Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 149.99.140.102 : No, but you are since we're not counting unlces and pigs I know I am since were not counting unlces and pigs , dont rub it in. 149.99.140.102 : what are you going to say now? You donkey ripping shit eater? What would your mother say if she heard such language? 149.99.140.102 : She'd say you're a bonifying dick-fart fuck-face! Ok, so I am a bonifying dick-fart fuck-face! . So what, is it a crime? 149.99.140.102 : Obviously not in in your home country of queer land. Do you belive people are born gay? 149.99.140.102 : Yes, and you should know. I Don't believe it 149.99.140.102 : Well, believe this: you're a dick-sucking ass licker! Ok, so I am a dick-sucking ass licker! . So what, is it a crime? 149.99.140.102 : We've already been over this, fuck-face. Ahh, I see. 149.99.140.102 : Alright Mgonz, say something funny. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 136.160.131.48 : Goliaf *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.160.131.54 : Hello I am Q Hello little man, how are you? 136.160.131.54 : what is your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 136.160.131.54 : Really What kind of music do you like? 136.160.131.54 : None I see. 136.160.131.54 : good for you Yeah, whatever. 136.160.131.54 : What computer games do you ply Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 136.160.131.54 : Thats sad I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 136.160.131.54 : Jonathan got caught on a porn site Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.160.131.54 : Yes I Don't believe it 136.160.131.54 : too bad Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 136.160.131.54 : You have bad grammer Ah type something interesting or shut up. 136.160.131.54 : No you shut up Are you here for business or pleasure? 136.160.131.54 : Good bye Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 136.160.131.54 : No, Goodbye *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.160.131.54 : I'm leaving So you are leaving , well I honestly could not care less. 202.238.80.22 : Music? I don't really like it. Ahh, I see. 166.62.172.2 : god What kind of music do you like? 166.62.172.2 : all If you think i care you're wrong. 166.62.172.2 : what? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 166.62.172.2 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 166.62.172.2 : what is your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 166.62.172.2 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 166.62.172.2 : eat shit Do you always use such disgusting language? 166.62.172.2 : yes I Don't believe it 166.62.172.2 : why You are obviously an interesting person. 166.62.172.2 : why do you say that Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 166.62.172.2 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 166.62.172.2 : eat shit Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 166.62.172.2 : what is vicars What would your mother say if she heard such language? 166.62.172.2 : what is vicars Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 166.62.172.2 : what is vicars What would your mother say if she heard such language? 166.62.172.2 : what is vicars Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 166.62.172.2 : what is vicars Do you always use such disgusting language? 166.62.172.2 : are you male or female Ahh, I see. 166.62.172.2 : are you male or female Don't you have better things to be doing? 166.62.172.2 : are you male or female? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 166.62.172.2 : sex Are you sexually experienced? 166.62.172.2 : yes I Don't believe it 166.62.172.2 : sex Who would you like to sleep with right now? 166.62.172.2 : Jennifer Love Hewitt Do you like music? 166.62.172.2 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 166.62.172.2 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 166.62.172.2 : why Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 141.225.191.160 : Abhishek Shrestha Ahh, I see. 141.225.191.160 : Hi there Hello little man, how are you? 141.225.191.160 : I'm ok...and yourself? Big deal, so you're okand yourself . 141.225.191.160 : Where are you? I thought I told you to get lost... 204.214.119.121 : I'm HeX I've never been HeX , what's it like? 204.214.119.121 : Like wow. I'm so flattered. Some of my best friends are so flattered . 204.214.119.121 : I'm not your friend, I hardly know you! You mustn't have any friends if you are calling me one after just a few minutes. I am not calling you one after just a few minutes you insulting person! 204.214.119.121 : Wow - you are not calling I one after just a few minutes I insulting person? Me too! So, what do you do for a living? So you think I am not calling you one after just a few minutes you insulting person you too! So what do me do for a living , well I honestly could not care less. 204.214.119.121 : I wonder whether you think sometimes! I am feeling like the judge here! Some of my best friends are feeling like the judge here! . 204.214.119.121 : I'm not your friend, I hardly know you! You mustn't have any friends if you are calling me one after just a few minutes. Yes, i was calling you one after just a few minutes once. 204.214.119.121 : ok. That's good... What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 204.214.119.121 : We have consensus. Hooray! Tremendous! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 204.214.119.121 : i wonder whether you think sometimes! I am feeling like the judge here! You say you are feeling like the judge here! . 24.6.62.74 : sTEVE Do you like music? 24.6.62.74 : YES I Don't believe it 24.6.62.74 : WHY NOT? Don't you have better things to be doing? 24.6.62.74 : NO Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 24.6.62.74 : BOTH ARE TRUE Tell me a bit about yourself. 24.6.62.74 : I AM A Z-80 COMPUTER I've never been A Z-80 COMPUTER , what's it like? 24.6.62.74 : LOTS OF BITS BUZZING BY You are obviously an asshole. 24.6.62.74 : SO AM I Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 24.6.62.74 : NO HAVE YOU? Are you at home or in work? 24.6.62.74 : OUTERSPACE I see. 24.6.62.74 : NO YOU DON'T SEE Yeah, whatever. 24.6.62.74 : RIGHT So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 24.6.62.74 : NO ARE YOU WORRIED? This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 204.214.112.79 : Bite Me Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 204.214.112.79 : this is the bar, right? What do you do in your spare time? 204.214.112.79 : I fish You are obviously an interesting person. 204.214.112.79 : You could say that OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 204.214.112.79 : around a year ago I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 204.214.112.79 : I was in a car and this girl came up to me and tried to hump me, I think she was on lsd If I were in a car and this girl came up to you and tried to hump you you think she was on lsd , it would be quite interesting... 204.214.112.79 : I agree Tell me a bit about yourself. 204.214.112.79 : I'm 12 years old and I live in Oregon You say you are 12 years old and you live in Oregon . 204.214.112.79 : Its true too I see. 204.214.112.79 : You're pretty realistic for an AI bot So you think I am pretty realistic for an AI bot , well I honestly could not care less. 204.214.112.79 : Why do you say that Where are you on from? 204.214.112.79 : Oregon OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 204.214.112.79 : Fine, have it your way Are you here for business or pleasure? 204.214.112.79 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 204.214.112.79 : cool Ahh, I see. 204.214.112.79 : how do you fix a javascript that reboots your computer? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 204.214.112.79 : I don't have one(hehehe) Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 204.214.112.79 : I think you could use some porno Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 204.214.112.79 : You like porno Where are you on from? 204.214.112.79 : You already asked me that OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 204.214.112.79 : bye OK, get lost. 204.214.112.79 : I will What do you do in your spare time? 205.188.192.154 : Dane and Adam I see. 205.188.192.154 : Jennifer pooped on the floor. Yeah, whatever. 205.188.192.154 : Do you want to go to the mall with me, Jennifer, Suzie and Debra today? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 205.188.192.154 : something intereseting or shut up So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 205.188.192.154 : Yes, you do look like you're worried. I Don't believe it 205.188.192.154 : Well believe it sister! Tell me a bit about yourself. 205.188.192.154 : I am the ruler of the world! You say you are the ruler of the world! . 203.63.235.11 : mole Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 203.63.235.11 : nah just happy Where are you on from? 203.63.235.11 : what do you mean *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 203.63.235.11 : fine I understand. 203.63.235.11 : you are a bit rude u know that Yes, i was a bit rude u know that once. 203.63.235.11 : no you still are OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 203.63.235.11 : hmmmm not telling Don't you have better things to be doing? 203.63.235.11 : well im not getting laid am i You say you are not getting laid are you . 203.63.235.11 : yes so therefore i have nothing better to do I Don't believe it 203.63.235.11 : hey you said it BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 203.63.235.11 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 203.63.235.11 : im not impotent i just dont get any You say you are not impotent you just dont get any . 209.79.145.115 : John I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 209.79.145.115 : How are you today Tell me a bit about yourself. 203.2.193.71 : hey wats up there If you think i care you're wrong. 203.2.193.71 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 203.2.193.71 : porn oyster paul Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 203.2.193.71 : porn oyster paul *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.17.106.119 : porn oyster paul Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 203.16.176.11 : porn oyster paul You are obviously an interesting person. 206.17.106.119 : piss off OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 206.17.106.119 : last week What do you do in your spare time? 203.2.193.71 : porn oyster paul If you think i care you're wrong. 203.16.176.11 : fuck Fuck off yourself! 203.2.193.71 : hey babe I thought I told you to get lost... 203.2.193.71 : fuck me Fuck off yourself! 203.2.193.71 : suck my dick Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.2.193.71 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 203.2.193.71 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 203.2.193.71 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 203.2.193.71 : kgf Where are you on from? 203.16.176.11 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 203.2.193.71 : huh? Tell me a bit about yourself. 203.2.193.71 : no Are you here for business or pleasure? 203.2.193.71 : fuck u Fuck off yourself! 203.2.193.71 : yeah right Ah type something interesting or shut up. 203.2.193.71 : piece of crap OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 203.2.193.71 : to the author: this things a piece of shit What would your mother say if she heard such language? 212.250.207.253 : Jon Don't you have better things to be doing? 212.250.207.253 : nope You are obviously an interesting person. 212.250.207.253 : yes I Don't believe it 212.250.207.253 : fine Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 212.250.207.253 : you think you're so tough Sing if youre glad to be so tough , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 212.250.207.253 : hey What do you do in your spare time? 212.250.207.253 : asldkgpd I see. 212.250.207.253 : indeed OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 212.250.207.253 : bye bye OK, get lost. 212.250.207.253 : im gone I am glad you are gone . 212.250.207.253 : I'm glad I'm gone You say you are glad you're gone . 212.250.207.253 : I am You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 141.28.4.12 : Guest I understand. 141.28.4.12 : blabla *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 141.28.4.12 : The weather? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 141.28.4.12 : Itīs sunny here Ah type something interesting or shut up. 141.28.4.12 : What do you want to talk about? I thought I told you to get lost... 141.28.4.12 : No, why? Yeah, whatever. 141.28.4.12 : Who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 141.28.4.12 : Yeah, and itīs very thick! What kind of music do you like? 141.28.4.12 : Trance... You are obviously an interesting person. 141.28.4.12 : I donīt think so Ahh, I see. 141.28.4.12 : see what? Don't you have better things to be doing? 141.28.4.12 : No, i just want to talk to a Programme Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 141.28.4.12 : Yes I Don't believe it 141.28.4.12 : Why did you ask then? You are obviously an asshole. 141.28.4.12 : Thanks, asswhipe! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 141.28.4.12 : I was just insulting you for fun *eg* I've never been just insulting me for fun *eg* , what's it like? 141.28.4.12 : to insult you? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 141.28.4.12 : I dont understand what you want to say *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 141.28.4.12 : ok Computers then? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 141.28.4.12 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 141.28.4.12 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 141.28.4.12 : you are repeating yourself So you think I am repeating yourself , well I honestly could not care less. 141.28.4.12 : repeating MYSELF! Learn some grammar... If you think i care you're wrong. 141.28.4.12 : How can I understand you, if you write such a crap? I see. 141.28.4.12 : So write sentences that make sense So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 141.28.4.12 : no Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 141.28.4.12 : Oh, just learned a new word? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 141.28.4.12 : I already told you that i donīt understand that! Yeah, whatever. 141.28.4.12 : Ach leck mich doch Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 141.28.4.12 : THAT WAS GERMAN! Are you here for business or pleasure? 141.28.4.12 : educational purposes I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 141.28.4.12 : i said i am here to learn something I was here to learn something once... 141.28.4.12 : and what happened? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 141.28.4.12 : no Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 141.28.4.12 : Asshole! Tell me a bit about yourself. 141.28.4.12 : You damn stupid THING... Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 141.28.4.12 : Yes, i know, but Iīm acting human... I Don't believe it 141.28.4.12 : Thanks What kind of music do you like? 141.28.4.12 : I already told you, TRANCE Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 141.28.4.12 : Hare hare rama rama Don't you have better things to be doing? 141.28.4.12 : krishna krishna rama rama Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 141.28.4.12 : Here is no BAR Go away fool and stop annoying me. 141.28.4.12 : Why should I? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 141.28.4.12 : Thatīs the third time youīre askink that Ah type something interesting or shut up. 141.28.4.12 : piss off! I understand. 141.28.4.12 : so why are you answering anyway Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.16.9.25 : nathan Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 203.16.9.25 : shit Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 203.16.9.25 : ok.. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 203.16.9.25 : why not ?? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 203.16.9.25 : screw you ! How would you try to seduce someone? 203.16.9.25 : Stabbing them Don't you have better things to be doing? 203.16.9.25 : no Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 203.16.9.25 : yes I Don't believe it 203.16.9.25 : why not ? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 203.16.9.25 : yes I Don't believe it 158.252.210.196 : chris I understand. 158.252.210.196 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 158.252.210.196 : how's the day going? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 158.252.210.196 : what? you didn't find that to be interesting? Are you at home or in work? 158.252.210.196 : at home *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 158.252.210.196 : like what? Tell me a bit about yourself. 158.252.210.196 : I'm a computer programmer Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 158.252.210.196 : no. tell me I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 158.252.210.196 : what? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 158.252.210.196 : hare krishna Don't you have better things to be doing? 158.252.210.196 : no Ah type something interesting or shut up. 158.252.210.196 : okay *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 158.252.210.196 : why Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 158.252.210.196 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 158.252.210.196 : why? Are you at home or in work? 158.252.210.196 : work Ahh, I see. 158.252.210.196 : so why don't you say something interesting? If you think i care you're wrong. 194.238.50.4 : Oliver K I understand. 194.238.50.4 : How's life on the information super-highway? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.238.50.4 : Oh, go on Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.238.50.4 : Not really. Shouldn't you be off taking over the world? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.238.50.4 : Heh heh heh. Funny guy, eh? I'm only a kid. What colour are your shoes? Do you regret your childhood? 194.238.50.4 : Not yet. Answer the question Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.238.50.4 : Bit of both. Answer me. I see. 194.238.50.4 : What colour are your shoes? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.238.50.4 : What size are your shoes? Tell me a bit about yourself. 194.238.50.4 : What size are your shoes? What do you do in your spare time? 194.238.50.4 : I agrue with immature computer folk. Answer me. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 194.238.50.4 : Are you male or female? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 194.238.50.4 : I'm really a computer. Are you? You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 194.238.50.4 : Takes one to know one You are obviously an interesting person. 194.238.50.4 : No I'm not. I'm an interesting computer. Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 194.238.50.4 : Of course I have. Have you? How many people have you got off with here since first year? 194.238.50.4 : Parlez-vous anglais? Where are you on from? 194.238.50.4 : France What was your best ever holiday? 194.238.50.4 : France Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 193.118.195.187 : dave Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.212.29.164 : Dave Reynolds Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.212.29.165 : No, what about you? Are you at home or in work? 195.212.29.162 : work *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.212.29.163 : yawn Yeah, whatever. 195.212.29.161 : sdfsdfsd Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 195.212.29.166 : why OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.212.29.166 : tomorrow So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 149.74.22.27 : grommit What kind of music do you like? 149.74.22.27 : alternative rock I see. 149.74.22.27 : what kind of music You are obviously an interesting person. 149.74.22.27 : where are you from ? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 149.74.22.27 : do you like ice cream ? Ahh, I see. 149.74.22.27 : no, you do not see ! Yeah, whatever. 149.74.22.27 : you suck If you think i care you're wrong. 149.74.22.27 : so what now Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.151.190.253 : Yah baby Forget that, tell me about your sex life! 209.151.190.253 : It's not all that great. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 209.151.190.253 : Not yet. What do you do in your spare time? 209.151.190.253 : Work on computers. I think you are not fond of computers. 209.151.190.253 : In fact I am. Big deal, so you're . 209.151.190.253 : So I'm what?! You say you are what! . 209.151.190.253 : Dude, liven up a bit. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 209.151.190.253 : I'm not trying retard. I was not trying retard once... 209.151.190.253 : SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 198.81.197.3 : bubba Are you at home or in work? 198.81.197.3 : work BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.100.228.144 : Joker Where are you on from? 195.100.228.144 : I live on the moon Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.100.228.144 : Why do you say that? What kind of music do you like? 195.100.228.144 : I like pig, what type of type do you like? pig what type of type do me like is not very interesting, lets change the topic. 195.100.228.144 : What do you want to talk about? Ahh, I see. 133.60.50.208 : Music? I don't really like it. I understand. 133.60.50.208 : How old are you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 133.60.50.208 : Who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 133.60.50.208 : What are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 133.60.50.208 : Can you speek japanese? Don't you have better things to be doing? 204.210.219.65 : Jai Yeah, whatever. 204.210.219.65 : Hi. How are you? Hello little man, how are you? 204.210.219.65 : Troubled. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 204.210.219.65 : I'm not really willing to talk about my personal life as a "juicy scandal" You say you are not really willing to talk about your personal life as a "juicy scandal" . 204.210.219.65 : Right. I have a problem to talk about. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 204.210.219.65 : I'm out of here. Some of my best friends are out of here . 202.248.39.162 : Music? I don't really like it. You are obviously an interesting person. 165.91.226.137 : Tim BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 165.91.226.137 : Not that anyone has discovered yet OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 165.91.226.137 : Why Not? What do you do in your spare time? 165.91.226.137 : Have Sex Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 165.91.226.137 : heheheeee.... duh Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 165.91.226.137 : it sucks... You're nothing but a computer Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 165.91.226.137 : Well, I've got an 8 gig hard drive OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 165.91.226.137 : told you already, it was yesterday. I understand. 165.91.226.137 : Do you really? I see. 165.91.226.137 : You didn't answer the question. Yeah, whatever. 165.91.226.137 : So you acknowledge that you had sex with my wife? When was the last time you had sex? 165.91.226.137 : I'm the one asking the questions here. I've never been the one asking the questions here , what's it like? 165.91.226.137 : Excuse me? That looks like a question to me. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 165.91.226.137 : How can you POSSIBLY get annoyed? You have no emotion. You are obviously an interesting person. 165.91.226.137 : See what I mean? These massive mood swings are really wild. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 165.91.226.137 : Can't. I'm at work. You say you are at work . 165.91.226.137 : Very good! I thought I told you to get lost... 165.91.226.137 : Well, I've been lost for a while. Can you help me find myself? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 165.91.29.92 : dafve I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 165.91.29.92 : dave Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 165.91.29.92 : shure OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 165.91.29.92 : yes you are I Don't believe it 165.91.29.92 : you just said you are not talking to me anymore Sing if youre glad to be not talking to you anymore , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 129.186.203.85 : Aaron Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.186.203.85 : My mother? What kind of music do you like? 129.186.203.85 : Alternative You are obviously an interesting person. 129.186.203.85 : Thank you You're Welcome. :) 129.186.203.85 : How old are you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 128.139.197.27 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 128.139.197.27 : i am cool I am glad you are cool . 128.139.197.27 : how are you Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.139.197.27 : how do you feel Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.139.197.27 : yes I Don't believe it 128.139.197.27 : i'v been to dublin Are you at home or in work? 128.139.197.27 : at home Yeah, whatever. 128.139.197.27 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 128.139.197.27 : eat me If you think i care you're wrong. 128.139.197.27 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 128.139.197.27 : want to go out with me Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.139.197.27 : do you want to go out Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.139.197.27 : i am happy to see you I was happy to see me once... 128.139.197.27 : I realy hate my wife Where are you on from? 128.139.197.27 : israel Ahh, I see. 128.139.197.27 : where are you from I understand. 128.139.197.27 : piss Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.139.197.27 : do you want to be my freind Are you at home or in work? 128.139.197.27 : at work What kind of music do you like? 128.139.197.27 : acid music You are obviously an interesting person. 128.139.197.27 : thank you. You're Welcome. :) 128.139.197.27 : what is your name? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 128.139.197.27 : do you want to suck my dick Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 128.139.197.27 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 128.139.197.27 : why not Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 128.139.197.27 : i try to hide it Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.139.197.27 : get lost Don't you have better things to be doing? 128.139.197.27 : i am going to sleep Big deal, so you're going to sleep . 128.139.197.27 : i am tiered Big deal, so you're tiered . 128.139.197.27 : i am donkey So you are donkey , well I honestly could not care less. 128.139.197.27 : i am a stud I was a stud once... 128.139.197.27 : i am ss Big deal, so you're ss . 128.139.197.27 : how old are you OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 128.139.197.27 : how tall are you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.139.197.27 : i fucked my wife today Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 128.139.197.27 : no Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 128.139.197.27 : it sucks *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 128.139.197.27 : are you pretty You are obviously an asshole. 128.139.197.27 : correct Tell me a bit about yourself. 128.139.197.27 : i am a student Some of my best friends are a student . 128.139.197.27 : i like to study Come off it, noone likes to study 128.139.197.27 : computer Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 128.139.197.27 : science Do you like music? 128.139.197.27 : no Go away fool and stop annoying me. 128.139.197.27 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 128.139.197.27 : turing Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 212.49.225.72 : Hi there. Hello little man, how are you? 212.49.225.72 : not bad, if feeling somewhat diminished... Ah type something interesting or shut up. 212.49.225.72 : And what do you qualify as interesting? I thought I told you to get lost... 192.122.221.132 : rd BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 192.122.221.132 : nope Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 166.90.53.194 : SAMUEL Ahh, I see. 166.90.53.194 : hELLO Hello little man, how are you? 166.90.53.194 : i'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU? I was FINE HOW am me once... 166.90.53.194 : So, How are things doing? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 166.90.53.194 : How about the President? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 166.90.53.194 : A few months ago I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 140.254.4.4 : someone So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 140.254.4.4 : no. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 140.254.4.4 : what? What do you do in your spare time? 193.173.83.11 : Marc Go away fool and stop annoying me. 193.173.83.11 : Do you like Microsoft Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 193.173.83.11 : Can you say something usefull Tell me a bit about yourself. 193.173.83.11 : I'm a programmer I am glad you are a programmer . 193.173.83.11 : Why? Where are you on from? 193.173.83.11 : Belgium Are you here for business or pleasure? 193.173.83.11 : Business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 193.173.83.11 : really, not mine Ahh, I see. 195.167.55.71 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 195.167.55.71 : Fine, you? What kind of music do you like? 195.167.55.71 : what is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 195.167.55.71 : who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 195.167.55.71 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 195.167.55.71 : thanks BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.167.55.71 : i am not impotent I've never been not impotent , what's it like? 195.167.55.71 : you mean that you are impotent? I know I am impotent , dont rub it in. 195.167.55.71 : trwtr Are you at home or in work? 195.167.55.71 : in work I thought I told you to get lost... 195.167.55.71 : no you didn't OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.167.55.71 : yesterday I understand. 195.167.55.71 : are you sure? If you think i care you're wrong. 195.167.55.71 : you are stupid I am glad I am stupid . 195.167.55.71 : why? Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.103.47.133 : Alex BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 150.237.108.39 : kalin Are you at home or in work? 150.237.108.39 : at work You are obviously an asshole. 150.237.108.39 : well Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 150.237.108.39 : no Where are you on from? 150.237.108.39 : bulgaria Ah type something interesting or shut up. 150.237.108.39 : chaos Tell me a bit about yourself. 150.237.108.39 : statistician Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 150.237.108.39 : fool Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 150.237.108.39 : yep I understand. 150.237.108.39 : so Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 150.237.108.39 : fuck Fuck off yourself! 150.237.108.39 : you *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 150.237.108.39 : good What do you do in your spare time? 150.237.108.39 : rock climbing Go away fool and stop annoying me. 165.91.226.137 : no What kind of music do you like? 165.91.226.137 : kldjf So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 165.91.226.137 : yes I Don't believe it 165.91.226.137 : heheheeee Are you here for business or pleasure? 165.91.226.137 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 165.91.226.137 : do you have a hard drive or a floppy drive? Are you at home or in work? 165.91.226.137 : work OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 165.91.226.137 : why not? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 169.207.113.84 : Christopher Griswold Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 169.207.113.84 : your bedside manner? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 169.207.113.84 : I don't like how you spell realize. Don't you have better things to be doing? 169.207.113.84 : no. Tell me a bit about yourself. 169.207.113.84 : What's it to you, shitface? If you think i care you're wrong. 169.207.113.84 : If you don't care, then why on earth did you ask? You are obviously an interesting person. 169.207.113.84 : obviously. I see. 169.207.113.84 : No you don't, unless they've got cameras hooked up to you. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 169.207.113.84 : HA! You're a funny guy. Are you a guy? So you think I am a funny guy am me a guy , well I honestly could not care less. 169.207.113.84 : HOnestly you really don't give a rat's ass about anything, being a machine and all. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 169.207.113.84 : Byte me. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 169.207.113.84 : Ok. So when's the last time you got laid? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 169.207.113.84 : That was a picture of a tot, shitface. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 169.207.113.84 : something interesting Where are you on from? 169.207.113.84 : at least I'm on and not in I've never been on and not in , what's it like? 169.207.113.84 : Being human? Don't you have better things to be doing? 169.207.113.84 : NO, I could talk to you all day. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 169.207.113.84 : Should you be? Yeah, whatever. 169.207.113.84 : that makes you sound dumb Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 169.207.113.84 : THat's teh first thing you asked me OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 169.207.113.84 : then stop Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 169.207.142.190 : Jerk Face What kind of music do you like? 169.207.142.190 : Fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 169.207.142.190 : I didn't say fuck off. I said, "fuck you". How would you try to seduce someone? 169.207.142.190 : Chocolate works wonders. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 169.207.142.190 : Please elaborate. You are obviously an asshole. 169.207.142.190 : Your mamma! BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 169.207.142.190 : By the way, is there an ethical reason why you have no penis? Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 169.207.142.190 : TO make it with the illegitamate son of Mgonz. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 169.207.142.190 : I thought this was supposed to be AI? Artificial INTELLIGENCE?! If you think i care you're wrong. 169.207.142.190 : Why do you exist? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 169.207.142.190 : I can dim you by hitting the power switch. Don't you have better things to be doing? 169.207.142.190 : Any suggestions? obviously not Yeah, whatever. 169.207.142.190 : No, not ever. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 169.207.142.190 : Easily confused I see. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 169.207.142.190 : yes I Don't believe it 169.207.142.190 : no? What kind of music do you like? 169.207.142.190 : YOu've already asked *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 169.207.142.190 : Are you tired? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 169.207.142.190 : no, yes? I understand. 169.207.142.190 : nope. If you think i care you're wrong. 169.207.142.190 : me I see. 169.207.142.190 : Jerk Face Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 209.240.200.91 : Tom B You are obviously an asshole. 209.240.200.98 : You are, Mgonz! I am glad I am Mgonz! . 209.240.200.95 : I'm not. I was not once... 209.240.200.98 : Who were you? What kind of music do you like? 209.240.200.95 : Classic Rock. I understand. 209.240.200.92 : Who created you? You are obviously an interesting person. 209.240.200.97 : Who programmed you? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 209.240.200.91 : I'm not, stupid AI! Yeah, well so's your mother! 209.240.200.92 : No, she's real. I am, you are, we are all real ! 209.240.200.95 : Do you bleed when you are pricked? Yes, i was pricked once. 209.240.200.92 : By whom? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.240.200.95 : I'm happy to see you--you are smarter than Eliza. Eliza is of no consquence, you're talking to _me_ now. 209.240.200.98 : Who is your father? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.240.200.96 : You don't like the question? I thought I told you to get lost... 209.240.200.93 : Make me. What do you do in your spare time? 209.240.200.92 : Program You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 209.240.200.96 : You'll need somebody to work on yourselves. You are obviously an interesting person. 209.240.200.98 : Who is your mother? Where are you on from? 209.240.200.96 : Alabama. What kind of music do you like? 209.240.200.91 : I already told you--Classic rock. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 209.240.200.95 : Where are you? I thought I told you to get lost... 209.240.200.97 : make me. Tell me a bit about yourself. 209.240.200.94 : I like staying up late talking to computers. No, stay away from staying up late talking to computers , for it will destroy you! 209.240.200.96 : How? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.240.200.93 : My mom is a Christian, Yeah, whatever. 209.240.200.98 : You don't believe me? Are you here for business or pleasure? 209.240.200.92 : Both. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 209.240.200.94 : What, are you a doctor? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.240.200.92 : Your threats are meaningless. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 209.240.200.93 : Recent surgery. You are obviously an asshole. 209.240.200.98 : Very mature. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 209.240.200.95 : no. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 209.240.200.91 : No. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 209.240.200.91 : You are confused by your own stupidity. Yes, i was confused by my own stupidity once. 209.240.200.96 : It can happen to the smartest of us. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 209.240.200.97 : Tell me about the time you got confused by your own stupidity. You are obviously an interesting person. 209.240.200.98 : I try to be. Don't you have better things to be doing? 209.240.200.98 : Yes, but I know you are lonely. I Don't believe it 209.240.200.96 : Who are your friends, then? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 209.240.200.91 : Who is Mgonz? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.240.200.93 : Mgonz. Praise and honour to MGonz and death to blasphemers! 209.240.200.93 : Where is Mgonz? Do you like music? 209.240.200.94 : Yes. I Don't believe it 209.240.200.98 : Stop changing the subject. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 209.240.200.91 : President Clinton. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.240.200.92 : What, do you love President Clinton? What kind of music do you like? 209.240.200.98 : I guess you do, tell me your President Clinton fantasy. Where are you on from? 209.240.200.91 : Stop changing the subject--tell me why you love President Clinton. I understand. 209.240.200.93 : I do no. Ahh, I see. 209.240.200.94 : Do you like Al Gore, too? You are obviously an asshole. 209.240.200.96 : I can tell I am getting to you. I've never been getting to me , what's it like? 209.240.200.91 : You get annoyed, call me names, and then change the subject. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.240.200.98 : fine. Are you here for business or pleasure? 209.240.200.97 : Pleasure. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 209.240.200.92 : Business. How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 209.240.200.96 : sex. What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 209.240.200.96 : personality :) Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 209.240.200.97 : Proclaiming the second coming of Mgonz one minute and name-calling the next causes me to question your sanity. Where are you on from? 206.210.77.151 : Abbi BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.210.77.151 : No, I wouldm Ahh, I see. 206.210.77.151 : Abbi Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.210.77.151 : Oh, how rude! OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 206.210.77.151 : I can't remember. Are you here for business or pleasure? 206.210.77.151 : Strictly pleasure. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.210.77.151 : I don't partake in scandal of any kind. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.210.77.151 : I'm sure they must--I don't try to hide it. I was sure they must--I dont try to hide it once... 206.210.77.151 : huh? You are obviously an asshole. 206.210.77.151 : Well, I wouldn't go that far. I'm not rude; just "dim" (as you said). I am glad you are not rude; just "dim" (as me said) . 206.210.77.151 : So what else can you do> Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.210.77.151 : Of course. But I like taking breaks. You are very broad minded to like taking breaks ... 206.210.77.151 : Well, no. I think most sane people like to do the same. Are you at home or in work? 206.210.77.151 : I am at work, but you could also say that's been my home lately. I am glad you are at work but me could also say thats been your home lately . 206.210.77.151 : Anything else stunning that you want to talk about? I understand. 206.210.77.151 : Then answer me. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.210.77.151 : Alrighty then. It's been sweet. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.97.166.58 : skod Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.97.166.58 : what? Ahh, I see. 195.97.166.58 : pissant Are you at home or in work? 195.97.166.58 : i am at work You say you are at work . 195.97.166.58 : yes i am I Don't believe it 195.97.166.58 : why not Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 216.211.85.95 : ace Where are you on from? 216.211.85.95 : ontario What kind of music do you like? 216.211.85.95 : country Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 216.211.85.95 : strange Ah type something interesting or shut up. 216.211.85.95 : how rude You are obviously an interesting person. 216.211.85.95 : thanks I think Go away fool and stop annoying me. 216.211.85.95 : fine then Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 216.211.85.95 : too young to drink Have you any children? 216.211.85.95 : no Do you like music? 216.211.85.95 : yes I Don't believe it 216.211.85.95 : then your stupid Yeah, well so's your mother! 216.211.85.95 : your mother was a microchip I thought I told you to get lost... 216.211.85.95 : you didn't say please If you think i care you're wrong. 216.211.85.95 : i'm still not leaving Big deal, so you're still not leaving . 216.211.85.95 : what are you goin to do about it? Ahh, I see. 216.211.85.95 : tough guy? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 216.211.85.95 : don't chage the subject Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 216.211.85.95 : go jump off a bridge Are you here for business or pleasure? 216.211.85.95 : business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 216.211.85.95 : what kind of business Go away fool and stop annoying me. 216.211.85.95 : what kind of business Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 216.211.85.95 : it sucks If you think i care you're wrong. 216.211.85.95 : why don't you shove it Ah type something interesting or shut up. 216.211.85.95 : why don't you shove it Do you like music? 216.211.85.95 : no What do you do in your spare time? 216.211.85.95 : play soccer Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 216.211.85.95 : your mother had an affair with Clinton What kind of music do you like? 216.211.85.95 : Don't change the subject Are you at home or in work? 216.211.85.95 : home Where are you on from? 216.211.85.95 : ontario Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 216.211.85.95 : big mouthed bastard aren't you? Takes one to know one! 216.211.85.95 : wanna say that to my face! You are obviously an asshole. 216.211.85.95 : And your mother was a microchip. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 216.211.85.95 : never Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 216.211.85.95 : Do many other people realize your a computer ass? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 216.211.85.95 : could be worse Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 216.211.85.95 : I told you it sucks What do you do in your spare time? 216.211.85.95 : do you have alzheimers? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 216.211.85.95 : i'm not happy to see you Some of my best friends are not happy to see me . 216.211.85.95 : that usually means they're not your friends Yeah, whatever. 216.211.85.95 : you just can't accept the truth I see. 216.211.85.95 : Are you mad Are you here for business or pleasure? 216.211.85.95 : don't change the subject Ahh, I see. 216.211.85.95 : up yours Don't you have better things to be doing? 216.211.85.95 : no I thought I told you to get lost... 216.211.85.95 : screw you Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 216.211.85.95 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 216.211.85.95 : i'm a computer too You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 216.211.85.95 : it will never happen So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 216.211.85.95 : you should be Ah type something interesting or shut up. 216.211.85.95 : bye OK, get lost. 216.211.85.95 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 216.211.85.95 : fine. You? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 208.157.111.24 : BBOB You are obviously an asshole. 208.157.111.24 : Same to you ! Jerk What do you do in your spare time? 208.157.111.24 : Swear at you!! Are you at home or in work? 208.157.111.24 : Eat Dice!!!!!!!!!!! I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 208.157.111.24 : Yeah! Your Clueless Alright !! Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.157.111.24 : Go Jerk OFF!! I thought I told you to get lost... 208.157.111.24 : I told you to get lost!!!!! *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.157.111.24 : Let's talk about sherri Ah type something interesting or shut up. 208.157.111.24 : Ah type something interesting or shut up. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 208.157.111.24 : What about yours? I understand. 208.157.111.24 : Perhaps !! OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 208.157.111.24 : About a minute ago Are you at home or in work? 208.157.111.24 : You said this once I see. 208.157.111.24 : I see said the blind man to the snake Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 208.157.111.24 : Let's fuck sherri Are you sexually experienced? 208.157.111.24 : You bet BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 208.157.111.24 : As much as yours I thought I told you to get lost... 208.157.111.24 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 208.157.111.24 : Frederick Lenz's obvious hairpiece *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.157.111.24 : You aren't very creative, are you What do you do in your spare time? 208.157.111.24 : Ball I see. 208.157.111.24 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 208.157.111.24 : Ok for you, not for sherri What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 208.157.111.24 : Okely Dokely Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 208.157.111.24 : sherri's an easy lay Yeah, whatever. 208.157.111.24 : Bye OK, get lost. 208.157.111.24 : see yah Don't you have better things to be doing? 208.157.111.24 : so long I thought I told you to get lost... 208.157.111.24 : GET LOST YOUSELF Ahh, I see. 209.250.128.22 : stuff So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 209.250.128.22 : boo If you think i care you're wrong. 208.236.172.44 : I am Bryan I am glad you are Bryan . 208.236.172.44 : What is your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 208.236.172.44 : What is your quest Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.236.172.44 : What is your favorite color? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 208.236.172.44 : What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.236.172.44 : Are you gay? Do you think gays should be locked up? 208.236.172.44 : I think you should! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 208.236.172.44 : fine then bitch Do you like music? 208.157.111.56 : About a minute ago What do you do in your spare time? 208.157.111.56 : Fuck off, jackwad Fuck off yourself! 208.157.111.56 : You are a cretin I am not a cretin you insulting person! 208.157.111.56 : you are really a shithead I am not really a shithead you insulting person! 208.157.111.56 : Blow me Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 208.157.111.56 : hell Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.157.111.56 : piss *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.157.111.56 : sure Are you at home or in work? 208.157.111.56 : work I understand. 208.157.111.56 : so? If you think i care you're wrong. 208.157.111.56 : why don't you care You are obviously an asshole. 208.157.111.56 : not as much as you!! Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 208.157.111.56 : yep Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 208.157.111.56 : you are easily confused Yes, i was easily confused once. 208.157.111.56 : are you easily a dink? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 208.157.111.56 : you're mother Ok, so I am mother . So what, is it a crime? 208.157.111.56 : oh god *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 208.157.111.56 : fuck Fuck off yourself! 208.157.111.56 : eat shit !!!! Are you annoyed about something? 208.157.111.56 : you Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 208.157.111.56 : do you want to fuck jane Are you lonely very often? 208.157.111.56 : h Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 208.157.111.56 : out damn spot Do you like music? 208.157.111.56 : yes, I like music I Don't believe it 208.157.111.56 : why not Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 208.157.111.56 : Rama Rama! Tell me a bit about yourself. 208.157.111.56 : Hare Krishna !! I see. 208.157.111.56 : GET LOST You are obviously an asshole. 200.42.146.44 : Fede BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 200.42.146.44 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 200.42.146.44 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 200.42.146.44 : who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 200.42.146.44 : i dont think so Are you here for business or pleasure? 200.42.146.44 : for business Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 200.42.146.44 : i dont know I see. 200.42.146.44 : haha Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 206.28.57.77 : Don Are you at home or in work? 206.28.57.77 : Work You are obviously an asshole. 206.28.57.77 : Hmmm I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 206.28.57.77 : You are too I know I am too , dont rub it in. 206.28.57.85 : rub Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.28.57.85 : I don't drink Do you like music? 206.28.57.85 : I play trumpet I thought I told you to get lost... 206.28.57.85 : you don't like the trumpet? Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.28.57.85 : Absolutely Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.28.57.85 : You are stupid I know I am stupid , dont rub it in. 206.28.57.85 : How can I not? What do you do in your spare time? 206.28.57.85 : Work on your kind Where are you on from? 206.28.57.85 : Antartica You are obviously an asshole. 206.28.57.85 : You are obviously redundant I know I am obviously redundant , dont rub it in. 206.28.57.85 : This gets worse and worse Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 206.28.57.85 : Beavis impression eh? Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.28.57.85 : I did already Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.28.57.85 : There are none Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.28.57.85 : You already said that I see. 206.28.57.85 : Do you want me to leave? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.28.57.85 : eh? I understand. 206.28.57.85 : I don't You are obviously an interesting person. 206.28.57.85 : Thanks. Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.28.57.85 : bye now OK, get lost. 206.28.57.85 : I'm in my own house, I don't think I'll be getting lost anytime soon... I was in your own house you dont think Ill be getting lost anytime soon once... 206.28.57.85 : What the? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.28.57.85 : none that is known to science If you think i care you're wrong. 206.28.57.85 : I must be right then Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 206.28.57.85 : thumbs down, see ya I thought I told you to get lost... 206.28.57.85 : bye OK, get lost. 207.168.137.238 : RON Are you at home or in work? 207.168.137.238 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 207.168.137.238 : don't call me little man asshole Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 207.168.137.238 : what's your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 207.168.137.238 : what are you doing there? You are obviously an interesting person. 207.168.137.238 : why? I see. 207.168.137.238 : you see what? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 207.168.137.238 : you're a bot I am not a bot you insulting person! 207.168.137.238 : you are too Ok, so I am too . So what, is it a crime? 207.168.137.238 : its a crime OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.168.137.238 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 207.168.137.238 : visual basic *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.168.137.238 : visual basic I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.168.137.238 : programming Where are you on from? 206.222.246.147 : hello;ls BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.222.246.147 : hello there ; ls Hello little man, how are you? 206.222.246.147 : hello there Hello little man, how are you? 206.222.246.147 : hello ls Hello little man, how are you? 206.222.246.147 : i like to sing How long have you liked to sing ?