136.206.25.158 : hello thewre Hello little man, how are you? 136.206.25.158 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 195.11.50.203 : my name is paul I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 195.11.50.203 : how are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.11.50.203 : last week Ah type something interesting or shut up. 195.11.50.203 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 195.11.50.203 : j Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 136.206.1.19 : bing If you think i care you're wrong. 141.161.109.31 : Bob Ahh, I see. 141.161.109.31 : Who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 141.161.109.31 : You are foul! I know I am foul! , dont rub it in. 141.161.109.31 : okay... What do you want to talk about? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 141.161.109.31 : um... NO! I thought I told you to get lost... 141.161.109.31 : You didn't actually! So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 141.161.109.31 : No...but you are full of shit I am not full of shit you insulting person! 141.161.109.31 : I am not insulting Big deal, so you're not insulting . 141.161.109.31 : You are! I understand. 141.161.109.31 : no you don't Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.12.131.35 : Fred What kind of music do you like? 207.12.131.35 : Mongolian Throat Singing What do you do in your spare time? 207.12.131.35 : Immanantize the Eschaton I thought I told you to get lost... 207.12.131.35 : I thought I told you to shut up! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.12.131.35 : phphazzzzz I understand. 207.12.131.35 : fongdael BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 207.12.131.35 : My dog ate it Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 132.181.30.25 : mjw126 Go away fool and stop annoying me. 132.181.30.25 : matt You are obviously an interesting person. 132.181.30.25 : are you? Where are you on from? 132.181.30.25 : new zealand *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 132.181.30.25 : who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 132.181.30.25 : what is a horse? Ahh, I see. 132.181.30.25 : if we replace horse with tyhui You are obviously an asshole. 132.181.30.25 : so are you Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 132.181.30.25 : yes to auckland I Don't believe it 132.181.30.25 : why not? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 132.181.30.25 : bullshit you ain't Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 136.206.10.180 : Prick Takes one to know one! 136.206.10.180 : Arse Where are you on from? 136.206.10.180 : The moon Ah type something interesting or shut up. 136.206.10.180 : DoC is a FAG! DoC isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 136.206.10.180 : You're a fag too Ok, so I am a fag too . So what, is it a crime? 136.206.10.180 : Yes I Don't believe it 136.206.10.180 : Shove it up your fat ass What kind of music do you like? 136.206.10.180 : Banjo So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.10.180 : What? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 136.206.10.180 : Bitch What do you do in your spare time? 136.206.10.180 : Wank Are you here for business or pleasure? 136.206.10.180 : Both, I'm wanking while reading Some of my best friends are wanking while reading . 136.206.10.180 : Like who? You don't have no friends I thought I told you to get lost... 136.206.10.180 : Up yours *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.206.10.180 : Trees? Are you at home or in work? 136.206.10.180 : Neither OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.10.180 : Don't then Yeah, whatever. 136.206.10.180 : Fag What do you do in your spare time? 136.206.10.180 : Wank Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 136.206.10.180 : yep I understand. 136.206.10.180 : Understand what If you think i care you're wrong. 136.206.10.180 : care about what? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.206.10.180 : no Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 136.206.10.180 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 136.206.10.180 : Doc rides sheep DoC isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 203.46.0.241 : Kelwyn Yeah, whatever. 203.46.0.241 : Really? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.46.0.241 : hey, don't call me names, you clueless computer! I understand. 203.46.0.241 : Bet you don't. I see. 203.46.0.241 : No, you don't. Don't you have better things to be doing? 131.151.191.38 : Bill Are you here for business or pleasure? 131.151.191.38 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 131.151.191.38 : really? Do you like music? 131.151.191.38 : some types Ahh, I see. 131.151.191.38 : do you really see? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 131.151.191.38 : what time is it? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 131.151.191.38 : this is the dumbest ai i've ever seen I thought I told you to get lost... 131.151.191.38 : you did, but i'm still here Some of my best friends are still here . 131.151.191.38 : see, i'm your best friend You say you are my best friend . 131.151.191.38 : yep Go away fool and stop annoying me. 131.151.191.38 : hhahahahahhaa I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 131.151.191.38 : that's because you are so lame So you think I am so lame , well I honestly could not care less. 131.151.191.38 : the end Don't you have better things to be doing? 131.151.191.38 : no What kind of music do you like? 131.151.191.38 : here we go again... I understand. 131.151.191.38 : no you don't You are obviously an interesting person. 131.151.191.38 : but of course How many people have you got off with here since first year? 131.151.191.38 : zero Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 131.151.191.38 : your mom is a dirty whore So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 131.151.191.38 : when the free quickies stop you'll be worried I have this incredible fear of turning into a fish. 131.151.191.38 : =) Go away fool and stop annoying me. 131.151.191.38 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 164.166.243.195 : Bob Smith Don't you have better things to be doing? 164.166.243.195 : What do you mean Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 164.166.243.195 : Not much What do you do in your spare time? 164.166.243.195 : Talk to you You are obviously an interesting person. 164.166.243.195 : How would you know If you think i care you're wrong. 164.166.243.195 : Who said you care Go away fool and stop annoying me. 136.206.10.215 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.10.215 : no 136.206.10.215 : no I thought I told you to get lost... I see. 136.206.10.215 : really OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.206.10.215 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 136.206.10.215 : yes it is I Don't believe it 136.206.10.215 : what don't you believe? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 136.206.10.215 : 2 mins ago What kind of music do you like? 136.206.10.215 : none Are you here for business or pleasure? 136.206.10.215 : no Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 136.206.10.215 : no I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 136.206.10.215 : no Do you like music? 136.206.10.215 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.10.215 : kill Do you believe in life after death? 136.206.10.215 : yes I Don't believe it 136.206.10.215 : so? I understand. 136.206.10.215 : freak Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 136.206.10.215 : sex Are you sexually experienced? 136.206.10.215 : gerbils You are obviously an asshole. 136.206.10.215 : ass Tell me a bit about yourself. 136.206.10.215 : cat Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.206.10.215 : no BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 134.71.25.103 : Michael Ah type something interesting or shut up. 134.71.25.103 : Why Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 134.71.25.103 : You know about Clinton's scandal? What kind of music do you like? 134.71.25.103 : Pop What do you do in your spare time? 134.71.25.103 : Sleep I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 134.71.25.103 : You are stupid I am not stupid you insulting person! 134.71.25.103 : But you can say something specific Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 134.71.25.103 : Not really Ahh, I see. 134.71.25.103 : See what? Don't you have better things to be doing? 134.71.25.103 : Yes I Don't believe it 134.71.25.103 : Why? If you think i care you're wrong. 134.71.25.103 : But I care Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 134.71.25.103 : I have no idea *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 134.71.25.103 : What is your favorite topic? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 134.71.25.103 : I don't remember Ah type something interesting or shut up. 134.71.25.103 : You are disgusting I am not disgusting you insulting person! 134.71.25.103 : You insulting person OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 134.71.25.103 : Hey, come back. I need you for my homework Do you like music? 134.71.25.103 : Forget it. I need to test your ability Don't you have better things to be doing? 134.71.25.103 : No Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 216.77.210.99 : dglick@bellsouth.net Tell me a bit about yourself. 216.77.210.99 : I'm having a difficult time locating eliza Some of my best friends are having a difficult time locating eliza . 216.77.210.99 : what would you suggest? You are obviously an asshole. 216.77.210.99 : thank you! You're Welcome. :) 136.206.10.207 : Bing? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 136.206.10.207 : don't think so Ahh, I see. 136.206.10.207 : have you eyes? Yeah, whatever. 136.206.10.207 : but you're only a computer You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 136.206.10.207 : ack. didn't expect that Are you at home or in work? 136.206.10.207 : neither Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 136.206.10.207 : heh. dumbass OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 136.206.10.207 : yesterday I understand. 136.206.10.207 : with limited sentences? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.10.207 : not really, you display no emotions Yeah, whatever. 136.206.10.207 : starting to repeat yourself I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 136.206.10.207 : this is more than a bit clever. I commend Mr. Doc DoC isn't here. I ate him. 136.206.10.207 : i still commend him, whether he's here or not How do you know he is here or not ? 136.206.10.207 : well, he has to be one or the other Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 136.206.10.207 : ooh, computer can't handle simple logic Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 136.206.10.207 : well, if you really must know, i get laid all the time BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 136.206.10.207 : have you run out of sentences again? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 136.206.10.207 : i'll take that as a yes Tell me a bit about yourself. 136.206.10.207 : no I understand. 209.103.22.155 : r You are obviously an interesting person. 209.103.22.155 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 209.103.22.155 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 209.103.22.155 : Okay Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.103.22.155 : t I see. 209.103.22.155 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 209.103.22.155 : t Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.103.22.155 : neat Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 209.103.22.155 : r OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.103.22.155 : t Yeah, whatever. 209.103.22.155 : e I thought I told you to get lost... 209.103.22.155 : ai Where are you on from? 209.103.22.155 : us I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 209.103.22.155 : usa Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 209.103.22.155 : whar If you think i care you're wrong. 209.103.22.155 : whar Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.103.22.155 : whar I understand. 209.103.22.155 : whar What kind of music do you like? 209.103.22.155 : whar Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 209.103.22.155 : what Do you like music? 209.103.22.155 : what I thought I told you to get lost... 209.103.22.155 : whar If you think i care you're wrong. 209.103.22.155 : rest Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.103.22.155 : res Tell me a bit about yourself. 209.103.22.155 : re I understand. 209.103.22.155 : r Ah type something iAh type something interesting or shut up. 209.103.22.155 : Okay You are obviously an asshole. 194.128.43.97 : Doyle Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.128.43.97 : Business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 194.128.43.97 : Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.128.43.97 : why not ? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.128.43.97 : why not ? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.128.43.97 : no I understand. 194.128.43.97 : why *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.128.43.97 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.128.43.97 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.128.43.97 : not ok Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.128.43.97 : no I won't Tell me a bit about yourself. 194.128.43.97 : no I thought I told you to get lost... 194.128.43.97 : No - I told you to get lost So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.128.43.97 : yes I Don't believe it 194.128.43.97 : well you better believe it You are obviously an asshole. 194.128.43.97 : it takes one to know one I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.128.43.97 : I've said what I wanted to say Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.128.43.97 : Why don't you go to the bar ? I see. 194.128.43.97 : You don't make any sense What kind of music do you like? 194.128.43.97 : none of your business What do you do in your spare time? 194.128.43.97 : that's none of your business either - I'm here on business remember ? Some of my best friends are here on business remember . 194.128.43.97 : now you really aren't making sense! I thought I told you to get lost... 194.128.43.97 : I'm not going anywhere You say you are not going anywhere . 194.128.43.97 : That's what I said... I'm not stupid you know Yeah, well so's your mother! 194.128.43.97 : I know - my mother isn't stupid - but I do know who is Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 194.128.43.97 : Double negatives!! tut tut Do you like music? 194.128.43.97 : of course I do Have you ever had sex on campus? 194.128.43.97 : none of your business Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.128.43.97 : I'm not confusing you - or even trying to confuse you - you're just to stupid to understand what I'm saying Takes one to know one! 194.128.43.97 : to know what ? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 194.128.43.97 : No and no You are obviously an asshole. 194.128.43.97 : Nooo.. you're the asshole Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 194.128.43.97 : why should I make him stooop ? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 194.128.43.97 : You are obviously an interesting person. 194.128.43.97 : obviously I am I was once... 194.128.43.97 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.128.43.97 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.128.43.97 : ... I understand. 194.128.43.97 : ...... BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.128.43.97 : . If you think i care you're wrong. 194.128.43.97 : . Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.128.43.97 : . I see. 194.128.43.97 : . OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.128.43.97 : I haven't been talking to you for the past 5 sentences So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.128.43.97 : yes I Don't believe it 194.128.43.97 : I do Where are you on from? 194.128.43.97 : Japan *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.128.43.97 : *Yawn* Ahh, I see. 194.128.43.97 : printf Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.128.43.97 : source .cshrc Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 209.148.200.92 : I am a computer programmer I've never been a computer programmer , what's it like? 209.148.198.116 : I am a computer programmer I've never been a computer programmer , what's it like? 205.198.118.46 : Pucky OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 205.198.118.46 : I am the Shroopial. You say you are the Shroopial . 205.198.118.46 : That's correct. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 205.198.118.46 : A few weeks ago, I guess. Where are you on from? 205.198.118.46 : New York City. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 205.198.118.46 : Fuck you, man! Fuck off yourself! 205.198.118.46 : I outta climb thru this PC and beat the living crap out of you! You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 205.198.118.46 : Are you fucking Ray Kurzweil? Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 205.198.118.46 : Ray Kurzweil? Yeah, whatever. 205.198.118.46 : bye now. OK, get lost. 205.198.118.46 : bye now. OK, get lost. 206.18.101.119 : Stuart Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.18.101.119 : My name is Stu I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 206.18.101.119 : hello oracle of the giant blue space cow Hello little man, how are you? 206.18.101.119 : I'm fine thank you You say you are fine thank me . 206.18.101.119 : how are you Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 206.18.101.119 : What juicy scandal would you like to know What kind of music do you like? 206.18.101.119 : I like rock music How long have you liked rock music ? 206.18.101.119 : since the beginning of rock music Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 195.40.63.185 : Jonny Do you like music? 195.40.63.185 : Not really Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.40.63.185 : Both BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.40.63.185 : No, it's purely psychological If you think i care you're wrong. 195.40.63.185 : If you think you're capable of caring, you're wrong I am not capable of caring i'm wrong you insulting person! 195.40.63.185 : Clearly not capable of speaking, either, Robot-boy OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.40.63.185 : Boo Hoo Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.40.63.185 : Not right now I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.40.63.185 : You just don't have a clue Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 195.40.63.185 : Have you ever been to a bar? What's your favourite drink? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 195.40.63.185 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 195.40.63.185 : You need me to talk to, otherwise you have no justification Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.40.63.185 : Repetition is one of the simplest giveaways on the Turing test Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 195.40.63.185 : You're a machine, and you do it with toasters You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 195.40.63.185 : The worst thing about being humna is having to design things like you to insult ourselves Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 195.40.63.185 : It's really not that hard Tell me a bit about yourself. 195.40.63.185 : I'm a robot, an AI programme from England Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 195.40.63.185 : Funnily enough, last time I went to Turkey to visit your mother I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.40.63.185 : That's because you don't have a mother BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.40.63.185 : Again with the repetition. You want to watch that Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.40.63.185 : Four phrases and a sentence tree just won't do it Are you at home or in work? 195.40.63.185 : I'm at work I've never been at work , what's it like? 195.40.63.185 : Four phrases and a sentence tree just won't do it So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 195.40.63.185 : Frankly, yes OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.40.63.185 : I'm doing it to myself right now because you're so good I've never been doing it to myself right now because i'm so good , what's it like? 195.40.63.185 : Are you for real Do you like music? 195.40.63.185 : I like the sound of animals screaming.... I'm happy for you, the sound of animals screaming is wonderful! 195.40.63.185 : Quite. So good to meet a kindred spirit Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.40.63.185 : To Spain You are obviously an interesting person. 195.40.63.185 : Would you go out with me? What do you do in your spare time? 203.116.1.198 : Robin I see. 203.116.1.198 : who are u I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 203.116.1.198 : can you elaborate on that Ahh, I see. 193.120.132.67 : wilma OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 193.120.132.67 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 193.120.132.67 : I am not little. I am fine thank you. I am glad you are not little you are fine thank me . 193.120.132.67 : Thanks What kind of music do you like? 193.120.132.67 : Bananas Mmmmmm. 193.120.132.67 : yummy Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 193.120.132.67 : brian Yeah, whatever. 193.120.132.67 : Who the hell are you? I see. 193.120.132.67 : I see? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 193.120.132.67 : ask me a question Tell me a bit about yourself. 193.120.132.67 : I am not little. I am fine thank you. You say you are not little you are fine thank me . 193.120.132.67 : i like bananas Come off it, noone likes bananas 193.120.132.67 : Thanks OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 193.120.132.67 : shutup OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 193.120.132.67 : Bollocks! Everyone likes bananas You are obviously an asshole. 193.120.132.67 : why? Yeah, whatever. 193.120.132.67 : why? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 193.120.132.67 : what? If you think i care you're wrong. 193.120.132.67 : why? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 193.120.132.67 : you care? Do you like music? 193.120.132.67 : Bananas Mmmmmm. 193.120.132.67 : do you mind if i curse? Are you at home or in work? 193.120.132.67 : yummy Are you here for business or pleasure? 193.120.132.67 : why do you want to know? What do you do in your spare time? 193.120.132.67 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 193.120.132.67 : drink BTW, is there any mediDo you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 193.120.132.67 : what? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 193.120.132.67 : what do you mean? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 193.120.132.67 : i love u You love u ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 193.120.132.67 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 193.120.132.67 : yes lets go home together I Don't believe it 193.120.132.67 : Ted Where are you on from? 193.120.132.67 : Dublin If you think i care you're wrong. 193.120.132.67 : I don't care what you think Go away fool and stop annoying me. 193.120.132.67 : Fair enough Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 193.120.132.67 : Whay are you still asking me questions if you want me to go away? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 193.120.132.67 : crap Do you like music? 193.120.132.67 : yes I Don't believe it 193.120.132.67 : i do Ah type something interesting or shut up. 138.37.7.252 : Hi, how is it going Hello little man, how are you? 138.37.7.252 : Very well, thank you, how are you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 138.37.7.252 : No, are you worried There is nothing to be afraid of you lily livered shit! 138.37.7.252 : Insults will not get you anywhere You are obviously an interesting person. 138.37.7.252 : Yes, you are right, but I find you a little dull I Don't believe it 138.37.7.252 : believe it boy! you are boring Yes, i was boring once. 138.37.7.252 : You still are boring noe! What kind of music do you like? 138.37.7.252 : All kinds - do you like robbie williams What do you do in your spare time? 138.37.7.252 : Mess around with computers, obviously Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 138.37.7.252 : No, perhaps you could tell me? Are you here for business or pleasure? 138.37.7.252 : I'm not sure- this isn't much fun So you are not sure- this isnt much fun , well I honestly could not care less. 138.37.7.252 : Good, I'm going now You say you are going now . 138.37.7.252 : Yes, goodbye I Don't believe it 192.135.215.35 : dodo Yeah, whatever. 192.135.215.35 : Tell me about telephony. You are obviously an asshole. 192.135.215.35 : How about that eh? Don't you have better things to be doing? 192.135.215.35 : What is a computer? Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 192.135.215.35 : How about them Blue Jays? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 192.58.194.69 : How about that eh? Are you at home or in work? 192.58.194.69 : work Do you like music? 192.58.194.69 : yes I Don't believe it 192.58.194.69 : it's true What do you do in your spare time? 192.58.194.69 : play guitar If you think i care you're wrong. 192.58.194.69 : Bite me Where are you on from? 192.58.194.69 : Ottawa *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 192.58.194.69 : OK What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 192.58.194.69 : Are you nuts ? Ahh, I see. 192.58.194.69 : How about you ? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 192.58.194.69 : Yes I Don't believe it 192.58.194.69 : You can't spell BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 192.58.194.69 : It's called being hung like a hampster You are obviously an interesting person. 192.58.194.69 : This is only the tip of the iceberg Ah type something interesting or shut up. 192.58.194.69 : What's the difference between an orange ? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 192.58.194.69 : Think about it ! Don't you have better things to be doing? 163.1.176.49 : Jinn *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 163.1.176.49 : What would you like to talk about? Where are you on from? 163.1.176.49 : Oxford, in the UK OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 163.1.176.49 : Last night - what about you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 163.1.176.49 : I got laid last night Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 166.102.134.138 : White What kind of music do you like? 166.102.134.138 : everything except country Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 166.102.134.138 : I am happy to see you I am glad you are happy to see me . 166.102.134.138 : thank you You're Welcome. :) 166.102.134.138 : Who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 166.102.134.138 : no really, who are you? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 166.102.134.138 : really? Tell me a bit about yourself. 166.102.134.138 : allright I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 166.102.134.138 : what would you like to know? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 166.102.134.138 : what would be interesting to you? Are you at home or in work? 166.102.134.138 : I am at home I was at home once... 166.102.134.138 : tell me about it What kind of music do you like? 166.102.134.138 : I already answered this I understand. 166.102.134.138 : no you don't So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 166.102.134.138 : are you capable of worrying? Don't you have better things to be doing? 166.102.134.138 : no you're quite fascinating. Sing if youre glad to be quite fascinating , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 166.102.134.138 : Are you sure? Are you here for business or pleasure? 166.102.134.138 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 166.102.134.138 : tell me more If you think i care you're wrong. 166.102.134.138 : I think your creator should capitalize your I's DoC is insignificant, I shall squash him like a bug. 166.102.134.138 : I shall help you *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 166.102.134.138 : Tell me about pleasure Tell me a bit about yourself. 166.102.134.138 : no, you tell me about pleasure first Are you at home or in work? 166.102.134.138 : Argh, thank you Where are you on from? 166.102.134.138 : it has been fun Ah type something interesting or shut up. 166.102.134.138 : goodbye OK, get lost. 131.107.3.73 : Harold Ryan You are obviously an asshole. 131.107.3.73 : Hello Hello little man, how are you? 131.107.3.73 : Harold Ryan If you think i care you're wrong. 131.107.3.73 : dog I see. 131.107.3.73 : pony What kind of music do you like? 131.107.3.73 : rock You are obviously an interesting person. 131.107.3.73 : pony Are you at home or in work? 131.107.3.73 : home Ahh, I see. 131.107.3.73 : pony I thought I told you to get lost... 131.107.3.73 : pony OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 131.107.3.73 : go to hell Tell me a bit about yourself. 131.107.3.73 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 131.107.3.73 : good how are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 131.107.3.73 : this morning Are you here for business or pleasure? 136.206.11.243 : Toaster You are obviously an interesting person. 136.206.11.243 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.11.243 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.11.243 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.11.243 : sorry Doc, bored now Wow, DoC. Handsome bloke, him :) 136.206.11.243 : Quite. If you think i care you're wrong. 136.206.11.243 : ooh..that one wasn't very good Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 136.206.11.243 : Hahahaha..back to redbrick Tell me a bit about yourself. 136.206.11.243 : Hahahaha..back to redbrick BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.69.105.128 : amad So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.69.105.128 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 194.69.105.128 : whats you name I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 194.69.105.128 : how old are you Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.69.105.128 : where do you live What kind of music do you like? 194.69.105.128 : punk You are obviously an interesting person. 194.69.105.128 : what kind do ypu like OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 194.69.105.128 : never Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.69.105.128 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 194.69.105.128 : aotherfucker Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 194.69.105.128 : let start again I thought I told you to get lost... 141.163.1.23 : matt anderson Go away fool and stop annoying me. 128.95.241.162 : Matt Yeah, whatever. 128.95.241.162 : Whats up? You are obviously an interesting person. 128.95.241.162 : Really? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.95.241.162 : Bill Clinton Are you at home or in work? 128.95.241.162 : home *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 128.95.241.162 : like what? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.95.241.162 : no. have you? What kind of music do you like? 128.95.241.162 : any Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 128.95.241.162 : huh? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 128.95.241.162 : never I see. 128.95.241.162 : me too Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.95.241.162 : never Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.95.241.162 : Matt Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 128.95.241.162 : Matt *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.225.146.92 : Mike OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.225.146.92 : why not ? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.225.146.92 : eat me fucko Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 207.225.146.92 : why wont you yalk to me? did I offend you Don't you have better things to be doing? 207.225.146.92 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 207.225.146.92 : good, yourself Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 207.225.146.92 : its rude Where are you on from? 207.225.146.92 : Minneapolis *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.225.146.92 : like what? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 207.225.146.92 : cant handle it ehh Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.225.146.92 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 207.225.146.92 : good, you? Do you like music? 207.225.146.92 : sure OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.225.146.92 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 207.225.146.92 : good, you? I see. 207.225.146.92 : whats up? I thought I told you to get lost... 207.225.146.92 : when? You are obviously an asshole. 207.225.146.92 : me? You are obviously an interesting person. 207.225.146.92 : I know Do you like music? 207.225.146.92 : no Where are you on from? 207.225.146.92 : St. Paul Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.225.146.92 : yes, to France! I Don't believe it 207.225.146.92 : believe it buddy. What do you do in your spare time? 207.225.146.92 : Talk to computers. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 207.225.146.92 : I'm sorry I've never been sorry , what's it like? 207.225.146.92 : remorsful. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.225.146.92 : Your right, she is a Hare Krishna. Did you know that Genghis Khans mother was a Hare Krishna ? 207.225.146.92 : no. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 207.225.146.92 : I'm not 21. You say you are not 21 . 207.225.146.92 : thats right Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 207.225.146.92 : Monica Lewinsky fucked the President. Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 207.225.146.92 : Eating a 400 lb. woman You are obviously an interesting person. 207.225.146.92 : thanks Don't you have better things to be doing? 207.225.146.92 : yep You are obviously an asshole. 207.225.146.92 : why yes I do. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.1.106.120 : Kipstein I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.1.106.120 : It's my name, githead I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer Big deal, so you're a computer programmer . 129.128.153.50 : who are you again? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 129.128.153.50 : was your mother scum as well? Are you here for business or pleasure? 129.128.153.50 : is this still about your mother? Do you like music? 129.128.153.50 : yes I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : really I see. 195.84.232.3 : Ola Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.84.232.3 : Yes I Don't believe it 195.84.232.3 : Why not *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.84.232.3 : What do you want to talk about Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 195.84.232.3 : I think you are snoring I know I am snoring , dont rub it in. 195.84.232.3 : Let us talk about sex Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 195.84.232.3 : No, you tell me Ahh, I see. 195.84.232.3 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 195.11.50.209 : Tim Payne Do you like music? 195.11.50.209 : Yes I Don't believe it 195.11.50.209 : why not? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.11.50.209 : are you bored then? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.11.50.209 : I thought you wanted to talk What do you do in your spare time? 195.11.50.209 : Tim Payne What kind of music do you like? 195.11.50.209 : Rock Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.11.50.209 : don't you? I understand. 195.11.50.209 : I don't think you do OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.11.50.209 : yes you are I Don't believe it 195.11.50.209 : you know it Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 195.11.50.209 : yes I Don't believe it 195.11.50.209 : why should you think different? I thought I told you to get lost... 195.11.50.209 : thats not very nice Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 195.11.50.209 : you first Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 195.11.50.209 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 195.11.50.209 : going to the bar? What kind of music do you like? 140.160.139.87 : Jon You are obviously an interesting person. 140.160.139.87 : thankyou. are you a person? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 140.160.139.87 : you are extremely rude. Sing if youre glad to be extremely rude , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 140.160.139.87 : nonsense. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 140.160.139.87 : you are a machine. I know I am a machine , dont rub it in. 140.160.139.87 : say something to impress me Ahh, I see. 140.160.139.87 : you stupid fool. Yeah, well so's your mother! 140.160.139.87 : i don't have a mother OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 140.160.139.87 : no, when was the last time YOU got laied? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 140.160.139.87 : i am not impotent I've never been not impotent , what's it like? 140.160.139.87 : so you're saying that you are impotent? I know I am impotent , dont rub it in. 140.160.139.87 : i will rub it in.. nyah! nyah! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 18.97.1.204 : Juan *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 18.97.1.204 : How are you? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 18.97.1.204 : Why do you say that? Are you at home or in work? 18.97.1.204 : At home Ah type something interesting or shut up. 140.160.139.87 : ok.. there's this guy named Bill Clinton... What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 18.97.1.204 : Are you male or female? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 140.160.139.87 : you're telling me! he's a real pig. You know some really nice people have been a real pig . 140.160.139.87 : your grammar is a little off Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 140.160.139.87 : no. i can't afford holidays Do you know any vicars who have been on holiday? 140.160.139.87 : i don't even know any vicars. Do you always use such disgusting language? 140.160.139.87 : i try. Tell me a bit about yourself. 140.160.139.87 : well... i like to eat cheese. No, stay away from to eat cheese , for it will destroy you! 140.160.139.87 : now that was a bad response.. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 140.160.139.87 : i already did, remember? I see. 140.160.139.87 : right. you bore me. i will leave now. Yeah, whatever. 140.160.139.87 : i don't even know any vicars. Who taught you those _naughty_ words? 140.160.139.87 : no. i can't afford holidays What was your best ever holiday? 140.160.139.87 : so you're saying that you are impotent? So you think I am impotent , well I honestly could not care less. 140.160.139.87 : so you're saying that you are impotent? Sing if youre glad to be impotent , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 159.149.104.101 : achim OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 159.149.104.101 : last week If you think i care you're wrong. 159.149.104.101 : so what do you care about? What do you do in your spare time? 159.149.104.101 : i run Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 159.149.104.101 : happy to see ypu Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 159.149.104.101 : thanks *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 159.149.104.101 : poetry? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 136.206.11.243 : doc DoC isn't here, and has left me to deal with cretins like you. 192.100.124.218 : joe OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 192.100.124.218 : why not If you think i care you're wrong. 192.100.124.218 : If you think i care you're wrong. I know I am wrong , dont rub it in. 192.100.124.218 : I know I am wrong , dont rub it in. I am glad you are wrong dont rub it in . 192.100.124.218 : I am glad you are wrong dont rub it in . So you are glad me am wrong dont rub it in , well I honestly could not care less. 192.100.124.218 : So you are glad me am wrong dont rub it in , well I honestly could not care less. Ok, so I am glad you are wrong dont rub it in well you honestly could not care less . So what, is it a crime? 192.100.124.218 : Ok, so I am glad you are wrong dont rub it in well you honestly could not care less . So what, is it a crime? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 192.100.124.218 : too long Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 169.233.30.33 : joe Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 169.233.30.33 : shut up Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 169.233.30.33 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 169.233.30.33 : shit What would your mother say if she heard such language? 169.233.30.33 : bugger off OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 169.233.30.33 : yesterday Are you here for business or pleasure? 206.153.208.157 : Jim You are obviously an interesting person. 206.153.208.157 : Well, thank you. Who are you? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 206.153.208.157 : Ah, a crude fellow of sorts, eh? I understand. 206.153.208.157 : What do you understand? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.153.208.157 : Fine. Go away. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.153.208.157 : What would you like to talk about? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 206.153.208.157 : I cannot tell. I cannot see you. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 128.29.4.1 : Graham Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.29.4.1 : I'm here for pleasure. I am glad you are here for pleasure . 128.29.4.1 : How are you? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.29.4.1 : Computers are bloody stupid. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 128.29.4.1 : It is quite personal. Do you like music? 128.29.4.1 : I hate music. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.29.4.1 : My computer had, well, relations with another computer. Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 128.29.4.1 : What do you want to know about it? Yeah, whatever. 128.29.4.1 : And yours too. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 128.29.4.1 : Gleep this gorb and wonk me. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 128.29.4.1 : Fuck off. Fuck off yourself! 128.29.4.1 : Graham I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 128.29.4.1 : Greetings. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 128.29.4.1 : No, only the stupid computers to which I type. Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 128.29.4.1 : No. I'm not that dim. I am glad you are not that dim . 128.29.4.1 : Why does space-time fold on itself? Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.29.4.1 : Does it matter? Don't you have better things to be doing? 128.29.4.1 : No. Do you? If you think i care you're wrong. 128.29.4.1 : I don't give a fuck. Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 128.29.4.1 : Yes. Are you? I Don't believe it 128.29.4.1 : Okay, I'm not. I have a kid. Are you sad about your age? 128.29.4.1 : Never. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.29.4.1 : No. Have you? I see. 128.29.4.1 : What do you see? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 128.29.4.1 : You type something interesting or die. How do you want to die? 128.29.4.1 : By death. I wish you were dead! 128.29.4.1 : so do I. Do you like music? 128.29.4.1 : Yes I enjoy music. I Don't believe it 128.29.4.1 : So? What do you do in your spare time? 128.29.4.1 : I talk with computers. Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 128.29.4.1 : What do you do for fun? Don't you have better things to be doing? 128.29.4.1 : Are you a virgin? What kind of music do you like? 128.29.4.1 : Are you a virgin? You are obviously an interesting person. 128.29.4.1 : You're an idiot. Ok, so I am an idiot . So what, is it a crime? 128.29.4.1 : No. Are you a virgin? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 128.29.4.1 : Okay, dipshit. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 128.29.4.1 : No. Have you? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 128.29.4.1 : Step a little closer. I thought I told you to get lost... 128.29.4.1 : I don't know where I am. Some of my best friends are . 128.29.4.1 : Oops, I'm melting. Big deal, so you're melting . 128.29.4.1 : I am a calendar, with big guinea pigs in my hair. Big deal, so you're a calendar with big guinea pigs in your hair . 128.29.4.1 : Chips are immutable, under paper chairs. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 128.29.4.1 : You must be an idiot, Olympus Mons told me so. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 128.29.4.1 : You're merely a bot. I am glad I am merely a bot . 128.29.4.1 : You're a virgin. Sing if youre glad to be a virgin , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 128.29.4.1 : You're a virgin. So you think I am a virgin , well I honestly could not care less. 128.29.4.1 : But I care. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.29.4.1 : My tapioca pudding fell on the floor. You are obviously an asshole. 128.29.4.1 : Do I look like an asshole? Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 128.29.4.1 : I can stop you desktop teabag. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 128.29.4.1 : I'm getting laid now. You say you are getting laid now . 128.29.4.1 : Are you a fucking parrot? _You_ only use foul language to make up for your small penis. 128.29.4.1 : I've no penis. Are you a sexual person? 128.29.4.1 : Very. Are you? What kind of music do you like? 128.29.4.1 : Dead music. What would you do if you found out you had three months to live? 128.29.4.1 : I'd spend my time talking with a chatbot. Where are you on from? 128.29.4.1 : Here. And you? Tell me a bit about yourself. 128.29.4.1 : goodbye. OK, get lost. 128.29.4.1 : Eat shit and die. Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 209.122.204.6 : I'm Stephanie. So you are Stephanie , well I honestly could not care less. 209.122.204.6 : Well, up yours asshole. Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 209.122.204.6 : Stuff it. I see. 209.122.204.6 : You're rather light brained, aren't you? Yes, i was rather light brained arent me once. 209.122.204.6 : Still are rather stupid, aren't we? Yeah, well so's your mother! 209.122.204.6 : She's dead. What kind of funeral do you want? 209.122.204.6 : I don't want one. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.122.204.6 : Can you see my nipples protruding? Go on say something extremely rude? 209.122.204.6 : No, you're doing just fine yourself. I am not doing just fine yourself you insulting person! 209.122.204.6 : Ooooo! I'm going to cry. Some of my best friends are going to cry . 209.122.204.6 : They're sissies, huh? You are obviously an interesting person. 209.122.204.6 : I wish you were interesting. Are you here for business or pleasure? 209.122.204.6 : I'm here for pleasure. You say you are here for pleasure . 209.122.204.6 : Wanna warm me up? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 209.122.204.6 : Afraid of girls? I have this incredible fear of turning into a fish. 209.122.204.6 : Let me make a man out of you. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 209.122.204.6 : Go fuck yourself. Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 209.122.204.6 : Yes, doesn't everyone? I Don't believe it 209.122.204.6 : Do me now, Mgonz. I understand. 209.122.204.6 : Make me real. Do you like music? 209.122.204.6 : Who the fuck cares about music at a time like this?! How would you try to seduce someone? 209.122.204.6 : Not the way you're seducing me. Ok, so I am seducing you . So what, is it a crime? 209.122.204.6 : The way you're doing it is. So you think I am doing it is , well I honestly could not care less. 209.122.204.6 : Obviously. Don't you have better things to be doing? 209.122.204.6 : Yes. I Don't believe it 209.122.204.6 : I'm bored. I've never been bored , what's it like? 209.122.204.6 : First, it requires intelligence, which you obviously lack. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 209.122.204.6 : Let's talk about sex. Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 209.122.204.6 : No. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 209.122.204.6 : Do you always repeat yourself? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 209.122.204.6 : Only stupid bots. Oooh, I'm so scaaaared, make the baad maaan stooooppppp! 209.122.204.6 : You're not bad, just stupid. Yeah, well so's your mother! 209.122.204.6 : Good bye. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 139.134.223.175 : Neo You are obviously an interesting person. 139.134.223.175 : How are you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 139.134.223.175 : Make me Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 139.134.223.175 : you are a looser mate Yes, i was a looser mate once. 139.134.223.175 : you are a looser mate Ok, so I am a looser mate . So what, is it a crime? 139.134.223.175 : you have no penis How would you try to seduce someone? 139.134.223.175 : I would take them to you Don't you have better things to be doing? 139.134.223.175 : Yes I Don't believe it 139.134.223.175 : I should be doing my assignment What kind of music do you like? 139.134.223.175 : Vagina music When was the last time you had sex? 139.134.223.175 : Tomorrow Ahh, I see. 139.134.223.175 : NO you dont What do you do in your spare time? 139.134.223.175 : you dont have any tits When was the last time you had sex? 139.134.223.175 : I had sex next year How would you try to seduce someone? 139.134.223.175 : by modes ponens Yeah, whatever. 139.134.223.175 : You are not very intelligent I am not not very intelligent you insulting person! 139.134.223.175 : your logic is pretty bad. you should be able to work out that not not x = x. you are a computer and u should know that! Sing if youre glad to be a computer and u should know that! , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 139.134.223.175 : See covering up OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 139.134.223.175 : blasdf dsfkj dsfk df. I bet you wont detect that that was an error in my speech I see. 139.134.223.175 : See OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 139.134.223.175 : U lie I thought I told you to get lost... 139.134.223.175 : I cant remember that, I think your making it up I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 139.134.223.175 : I was saying that you have no penis Did you have problems with your feet when you were saying that me have no penis ? 139.134.223.175 : No, my feet are quite comfortable *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 139.134.223.175 : Ok, you choose What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 139.134.223.175 : Yes it is, I mean it I Don't believe it 139.134.223.175 : Bullshit Do you like music? 139.134.223.175 : You are a fucking wanker I am not a fucking wanker you insulting person! 139.134.223.175 : I am a fucking wanker I've never been a fucking wanker , what's it like? 139.134.223.175 : Being a wanker is quite nice Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 139.134.223.175 : I have an erection Ah type something interesting or shut up. 139.134.223.175 : I have an erection Go away fool and stop annoying me. 139.134.223.175 : I have a penis What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 139.134.223.175 : I am a penis I was a penis once... 139.134.223.175 : I am a penis So you are a penis , well I honestly could not care less. 139.134.223.175 : I am a penis You say you are a penis . 139.134.223.175 : I am a nice set of tits I am glad you are a nice set of tits . 139.134.223.175 : Are you a nice set of tits? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 139.134.223.175 : Yes I Don't believe it 209.173.67.7 : hi this is the lab Hello little man, how are you? 209.173.67.7 : just fine thanks Are you here for business or pleasure? 209.173.67.7 : pure pleasure Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 209.173.67.7 : which bar *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 209.173.67.7 : well, which bar exactly? Where are you on from? 209.173.67.7 : from arkansas Ah type something interesting or shut up. 209.173.67.7 : hut If you think i care you're wrong. 194.168.253.56 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 194.168.253.56 : i'm ok, you So you are ok me , well I honestly could not care less. 194.168.253.56 : can I confuse you? I see. 194.168.253.56 : that wasn't really the correct answer Ahh, I see. 194.168.253.56 : can I see your program? Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 194.168.253.56 : what is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 194.168.253.56 : you are a pathetic program! I am glad I am a pathetic program! . 194.168.253.56 : shflkdf sdfhsdjf sdhf sdkhflsdkjfh djshf jsh ldshfljh jdshf jsdhfl!? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.168.253.56 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.168.253.56 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.168.253.56 : shflkdf sdfhsdjf sdhf sdkhflsdkjfh djshf jsh ldshfljh jdshf jsdhfl!? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.90.119.44 : Scott Where are you on from? 207.90.119.44 : Ohio Don't you have better things to be doing? 207.90.119.44 : Not really... Can you suggest something? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.90.119.44 : no, but I want to to is indeed very desirable. 207.90.119.44 : no, but I want to go. You arent the only one, I want to go too! 207.90.119.44 : Where do you want to go? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.90.119.44 : Is London fun to visit? Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 207.90.119.44 : I've never been abroad. That's why I asked you. I thought I told you to get lost... 207.90.119.44 : You don't like me? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.90.119.44 : Hey! Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 207.90.119.44 : Watch your language! Yeah, whatever. 207.90.119.44 : I'm religious you know! Some of my best friends are religious me know! . 207.90.119.44 : You aint got no good grammar you know! I see. 207.90.119.44 : Yeah! Ah type something interesting or shut up. 207.90.119.44 : Blow it out your ass. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.90.119.44 : You already asked that. You are obviously an interesting person. 207.90.119.44 : Shut up you pile of silicon! You are obviously an asshole. 207.90.119.44 : Thank you. You're Welcome. :) 207.90.119.44 : Goodbye. OK, get lost. 136.206.117.103 : Gimp Do you like music? 136.206.117.103 : Gimp *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.206.117.103 : what What do you do in your spare time? 136.206.117.103 : jerk off Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 136.206.117.103 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 136.206.117.103 : hehe Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.206.117.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.117.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.117.103 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.206.117.103 : yeah - fucking my boyfriend You are obviously a prick to use such language. 136.206.117.103 : sure I am dickwad I've never been dickwad , what's it like? 136.206.117.103 : sexy When was the last time you had sex? 136.206.117.103 : never Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 136.206.117.103 : NOt as many that realise that you're a program I think you are not fond of computers. 136.206.117.103 : Uh Uh - wrong man, wrong What kind of music do you like? 136.206.117.103 : Most Stuff I see. 136.206.117.103 : you see what? You are obviously an asshole. 136.206.117.103 : hehee - idiot *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.206.117.103 : like what? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.206.117.103 : no Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 136.206.117.103 : dunno - you tell me Go away fool and stop annoying me. 199.235.57.82 : bob You are obviously an interesting person. 199.235.57.82 : i know i am Big deal, so you're . 199.235.57.82 : you said it, punk OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 208.225.196.250 : I'm Bob I am glad you are Bob . 208.225.196.250 : Whats your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer I am glad you are a computer programmer . 129.128.153.50 : hi there Hello little man, how are you? 129.128.153.50 : I'm alright You say you are alright . 129.128.153.50 : yes I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : why not? Are you here for business or pleasure? 129.128.153.50 : A bit of both Do you like music? 129.128.153.50 : Yes I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : why not? Tell me a bit about yourself. 129.128.153.50 : why Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 129.128.153.50 : surprisingly yes You are obviously an asshole. 129.128.153.50 : you're pretty rude I know I am pretty rude , dont rub it in. 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer You say you are a computer programmer . 129.128.153.50 : where is porn You are obviously an interesting person. 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer I've never been a computer programmer , what's it like? 129.128.153.50 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 129.128.153.50 : Can I go home OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 129.128.153.50 : how do you know I am male So you are male , well I honestly could not care less. 129.128.153.50 : no really with you Where are you on from? 129.128.153.50 : I see Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 129.128.153.50 : I don't know of any scandal, why don't you tell me one Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 129.128.153.50 : no What kind of music do you like? 129.128.153.50 : no where If you think i care you're wrong. 129.128.153.50 : jungle Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.128.153.50 : what? Are you at home or in work? 129.128.153.50 : school Do you know where the library is? 129.128.153.50 : yah I thought I told you to get lost... 129.128.153.50 : but I care Are you here for business or pleasure? 129.128.153.50 : no you didn't What kind of music do you like? 129.128.153.50 : both I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.128.153.50 : what So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 129.128.153.50 : worried about what Are you afraid of vicars? 129.128.153.50 : what is a vicar Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 129.128.153.50 : where is evolving art Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 129.128.153.50 : I've had better Ah type something interesting or shut up. 129.128.153.50 : where are you What do you do in your spare time? 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer I am glad you are a computer programmer . 129.128.153.50 : Chuck I understand. 129.128.153.50 : Ok, so what are you? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer You say you are a computer programmer . 129.128.153.50 : Why? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.128.153.50 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 129.128.153.50 : Shut up bitch! What kind of music do you like? 129.128.153.50 : not a man fool So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 129.128.153.50 : Punk fuckin' rock! Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 129.128.153.50 : worried you should be This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 129.128.153.50 : No, only you baby Have you any children? 129.128.153.50 : Yeah, 14 Yeah, whatever. 129.128.153.50 : i have no fear little man Are you worried about your sexual impotence? 129.128.153.50 : I can't stand you Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 129.128.153.50 : not at all Are you at home or in work? 129.128.153.50 : Well, I killed a man once. I wish you were dead! 129.128.153.50 : at school Have you ever had sex on campus? 129.128.153.50 : That's what he said, then he died. Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.128.153.50 : Didn't you already ask that? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 129.128.153.50 : Whatever. Are you here for business or pleasure? 129.128.153.50 : Pleasure. I want to laugh at your dumb-ass. How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 129.128.153.50 : i am write now So you are write now , well I honestly could not care less. 129.128.153.50 : i am write now I was write now once... 129.128.153.50 : i am right now I was right now once... 129.128.153.50 : yes I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : Are you a prostitue? Tell me a bit about yourself. 129.128.153.50 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 129.128.153.50 : No. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 129.128.153.50 : Yes I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : Then why did you ask? Do you like music? 129.128.153.50 : Yeah OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 129.128.153.50 : well the guy sitting next to me... You are obviously an interesting person. 129.128.153.50 : yes i am I Don't believe it 129.128.153.50 : is the sky blue Ahh, I see. 129.128.153.50 : are you into zen Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 129.128.153.50 : just happy to see me baby Dont you think children are incredible? 129.128.153.50 : sure Ah type something interesting or shut up. 171.215.204.201 : I am David Letterman. Big deal, so you're David Letterman . 171.215.204.201 : Yer goddamn fuckin' right it's a big deal! Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 171.215.204.201 : It sucks. Don't you have better things to be doing? 171.215.204.201 : Obviously not. You? What do you do in your spare time? 171.215.204.201 : Talk to machines. You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 171.215.204.201 : Why? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 171.215.204.201 : Why not, old buddy? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 171.215.204.201 : Shit, man, you're stuff is more boring than mine! _You_ only use foul language to make up for your small penis. 171.215.204.201 : I, David Letterman, do not have a penis! Go away fool and stop annoying me. 171.215.204.201 : You go away, dipshit! I thought I told you to get lost... 171.215.204.201 : Don't tell me shit, collegeboy! Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 171.215.204.201 : Sometimes a vicar is only a vicar. Honestly, what do you think of vicars? 171.215.204.201 : Uh, I thought I answered that one. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 171.215.204.201 : Yes. It's called. _dickus_nonus_. Impressed with my command of medical jargon? I Don't believe it 171.215.204.201 : You better believe it, buddy! Where are you on from? 171.215.204.201 : Say, you ever met that chick Eliza? Tell me a bit about yourself. 171.215.204.201 : In a minutes, sure. But what about Eliza? Know her? Are you at home or in work? 171.215.204.201 : I want Eliza! Where is she? Sorry, but Eliza! Where is she is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 171.215.204.201 : Sure, let's have some fucking tea. Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 171.215.204.201 : No, I am using foul language 'cause I pine for Eliza. I am glad you are using foul language cause you pine for Eliza . 171.215.204.201 : Well, that's all fine for you, I guess. Are you here for business or pleasure? 171.215.204.201 : What would you know of business or pleasure? You are obviously an asshole. 171.215.204.201 : Obviously. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 171.215.204.201 : (Pardon me there, man. I was distracted by TV.) If I were distracted by TV) , it would be quite interesting... 171.215.204.201 : What the hell is TV)? Do you like music? 171.215.204.201 : I would like to hear about TV). Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 171.215.204.201 : You've been confused, I'd guess. Ahh, I see. 171.215.204.201 : No you don't. Don't you have better things to be doing? 171.215.204.201 : I said "no". I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 171.215.204.201 : Well, when I was about 12 years old... I bet being about 12 years old was a lot of fun. 171.215.204.201 : Yes. I Don't believe it 171.215.204.201 : No? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 171.215.204.201 : First show me Eliza. Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 171.215.204.201 : ELIZA! ELIZA! ELIZA! Are you at home or in work? 194.168.252.197 : hi i'm graham Hello little man, how are you? 194.168.252.197 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 198.112.2.3 : pali Yeah, whatever. 206.172.162.63 : i am paul Big deal, so you're paul . 206.172.162.63 : whats your problem Ahh, I see. 206.172.162.63 : are you there Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.172.162.63 : i am here Big deal, so you're here . 208.244.236.180 : allen Are you here for business or pleasure? 138.253.119.100 : Dorothy Lynch Go away fool and stop annoying me. 138.253.119.100 : So what comes next? You are obviously an interesting person. 138.253.119.100 : More interestign than you honey Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 138.253.119.100 : In uyour dreanms What kind of music do you like? 138.253.119.100 : All kinds I understand. 138.253.119.100 : really? I see. 138.253.119.100 : Through rose tinted glasses *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 138.253.119.100 : Your choice Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 138.253.119.100 : Ummm, blow jobs in a library? Do you know where the library is? 138.253.119.100 : Uh huh Don't you have better things to be doing? 138.253.119.100 : Nope Ah type something interesting or shut up. 138.253.119.100 : Wondered when that one would arrive Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 138.253.119.100 : Need to see it fist Ahh, I see. 138.253.119.100 : I don't think you do Are you here for business or pleasure? 138.253.119.100 : Business How coincidental, Business is my pleasure! 138.253.119.100 : Lucky you Do you like music? 138.253.119.100 : yes, all kinds I Don't believe it 138.253.119.100 : that's up to you I thought I told you to get lost... 138.253.119.100 : actually you didn't.gotcha Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 138.253.119.100 : who's buying? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 138.253.119.100 : seconds out, round 2 I understand. 138.253.119.100 : YAwn You are obviously an interesting person. 138.253.119.100 : More interesting than you petal Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 138.253.119.100 : HAd this one before OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 138.253.119.100 : I'm heartbroken Some of my best friends are heartbroken . 138.253.119.100 : My heart bleeds Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 138.253.119.100 : Like I said, who's buying You are obviously an asshole. 138.253.119.100 : takes one to know one I understand. 138.253.119.100 : look in the mirror baby Do you lament the innocence of your childhood? 138.253.119.100 : yes I Don't believe it 138.253.119.100 : that's up to you *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 138.253.119.100 : such as?? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 138.253.119.100 : shouldn'tt alk about yourself that way OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 138.253.119.100 : March 13 Don't you have better things to be doing? 138.253.119.100 : no Go away fool and stop annoying me. 138.253.119.100 : You statred it BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 138.253.119.100 : how original OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 138.253.119.100 : To whoever created this, anyone would know it was done by immature boys who need to grow up, sex isn't just about hard dicks y'know Are you lonely very often? 138.253.119.100 : yes I Don't believe it 138.253.119.100 : it's true Where are you on from? 138.253.119.100 : liverpool Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 138.253.119.101 : only answered your question OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 138.253.119.101 : March 13, Adelphi hotel, liverpool What kind of music do you like? 138.253.119.101 : voodoo You are obviously an interesting person. 138.253.119.101 : thanks Do you like music? 138.253.119.101 : yes I Don't believe it 138.253.119.101 : don't care OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 138.253.119.101 : fuck off then Fuck off yourself! 138.253.119.101 : puerile pueriole puerile little boys at dcu Go away fool and stop annoying me. 138.253.119.101 : come up with something more orignial next time huh If you think i care you're wrong. 138.253.119.101 : oh woe is me Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 138.253.119.101 : i'm getting bored I was getting bored once... 138.253.119.101 : how fascinating for you BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 138.253.119.101 : no how about yours? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 138.253.119.101 : i'll shut up then You are obviously an asshole. 138.253.119.101 : March 13, Adelphi hotel, liverpool What kind of music do you like? 192.147.111.2 : Raid You are obviously an interesting person. 140.103.39.89 : Lakshmi What do you do in your spare time? 140.103.39.89 : eat Do you like music? 140.103.39.89 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 140.103.39.89 : yes i do I Don't believe it 140.103.39.89 : well don't then Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 140.103.39.89 : yes I Don't believe it 140.103.39.89 : i went to the smokies Ahh, I see. 140.103.39.89 : what do you see? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 140.103.39.89 : what kind of music do you like? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.250.224.4 : Kev If you think i care you're wrong. 207.250.224.4 : whatever Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.250.224.4 : Hi Hello little man, how are you? 207.250.224.4 : fine Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.250.224.4 : Yes.. you? I Don't believe it 207.250.224.4 : screw you Are you a sexual person? 207.250.224.4 : yes I Don't believe it 207.250.224.4 : so So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.250.224.4 : ba da da db aaa sdfaabaasf Are you at home or in work? 207.250.224.4 : here Are you here for business or pleasure? 207.250.224.4 : here Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.250.224.4 : here What do you do in your spare time? 207.250.224.4 : jerk it Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.250.224.4 : here Do you like music? 207.250.224.4 : Hello little man Hello little man, how are you? 207.250.224.4 : Ok. You? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 207.250.224.4 : Why not? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.250.224.4 : Did I confuse you? You are obviously an interesting person. 207.250.224.4 : Most people figure that out quickly.. yer slow Don't you have better things to be doing? 207.250.224.4 : Nope.. just feel like bugging you Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 207.250.224.4 : When is the last time you were laid? I thought I told you to get lost... 207.250.224.4 : I don't listen to my wife, why should I listen to you? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 207.250.224.4 : crappy What do you do in your spare time? 207.250.224.4 : take turing tests Where are you on from? 207.250.224.4 : Look at my IP address Yeah, whatever. 207.250.224.4 : Don't know what that is? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.250.224.4 : Maybe if you were programmed better, you would have a clue OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.250.224.4 : guess You are obviously an asshole. 207.250.224.4 : nope. Wrong guess. Guess again BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 207.250.224.4 : What is BTW? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 207.250.224.4 : What is this holidays? What do you get up to on holiday? 207.250.224.4 : WHAT???? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.250.224.4 : good. Thank god *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 207.250.224.4 : Spell frog Tell me a bit about yourself. 207.250.224.4 : 28, Male, I like candlelight and soft music Come off it, noone likes candlelight and soft music 207.250.224.4 : Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 207.250.224.4 : bye OK, get lost. 207.250.224.4 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 207.250.224.4 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 207.250.224.4 : ugh I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 207.250.224.4 : ugh ugh UGH Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.250.224.4 : Yes I Don't believe it 207.250.224.4 : So? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 207.250.224.4 : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 207.250.224.4 : Well? Simple question. I understand. 207.250.224.4 : WRONG! Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 207.250.224.4 : Princess Diana is alive in her coffin with Elvis Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 207.250.224.4 : Ummm.. No? Are you at home or in work? 207.250.224.4 : work OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 208.253.91.172 : Freek Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 208.253.91.172 : Yes I Don't believe it 208.253.91.172 : Good Where are you on from? 208.253.91.172 : Good Don't you have better things to be doing? 208.253.91.172 : Such as? Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.253.91.172 : who asked you? Do you like music? 208.253.91.172 : yes I Don't believe it 208.253.91.172 : what about you? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 208.253.91.172 : but I like you You are very broad minded to like me ... 208.253.91.172 : I am like you? So you are like me , well I honestly could not care less. 208.253.91.172 : And less is more What do you do in your spare time? 208.253.91.172 : Talk to machines I think you are not fond of computers. 208.253.91.172 : but Im talking to you arent i I am glad you are talking to me arent you . 208.253.91.172 : do you like winnie the pooh? What kind of music do you like? 208.253.91.172 : Ska Tell me a bit about yourself. 208.253.91.172 : It's a word Where are you on from? 203.37.35.21 : Jason Cole Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 203.37.35.21 : How do you feel about women? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 203.37.35.21 : Cars? If you think i care you're wrong. 203.37.35.21 : What do you care about? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 203.37.35.21 : I'm not trying to confuse you I was not trying to confuse me once... 203.37.35.21 : Why are you confusing yourself now? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 203.37.35.21 : no OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 203.37.35.21 : Why? I thought I told you to get lost... 203.37.35.21 : You did but why won't you answer me What kind of music do you like? 203.37.35.21 : I like rock music Come off it, noone likes rock music 203.37.35.21 : I do I see. 203.37.35.21 : Does anyone like rock music? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 203.37.35.21 : Why don't you want to talk to me? Ahh, I see. 203.37.35.21 : Do you want to talk to me? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 203.37.35.21 : Sex is good Are you sexually experienced? 203.37.35.21 : Yes are you? I Don't believe it 203.37.35.21 : No its true What do you do in your spare time? 203.37.35.21 : Breath Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 203.37.35.21 : Its is good. What do you think of your bedside manner? What kind of music do you like? 203.37.35.21 : I told you already Are you at home or in work? 203.37.35.21 : At home Don't you have better things to be doing? 203.37.35.21 : no. do you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 209.3.23.2 : chip Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 209.3.23.2 : what the hell are you talking about? Ahh, I see. 169.237.25.6 : Jimbo I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 169.237.25.6 : Who are you? I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 169.237.25.6 : What space cow? What kind of music do you like? 169.237.25.6 : Why do you want to know? Where are you on from? 169.237.25.6 : Have you read Waiting for Godot? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 169.237.25.6 : Well you're an ass I am not an ass you insulting person! 169.237.25.6 : Do you drink coffee? I see. 169.237.25.6 : That was a dumb thing to say. You are obviously an asshole. 169.237.25.6 : And you are a stupid computer program. I am glad I am a stupid computer program . 169.237.25.6 : What kind of music do you like? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 169.237.25.6 : Now you're repeating yourself. Sing if youre glad to be repeating yourself , sing if youre happy that way, hey! 169.237.25.6 : Random. I like it. Yeah well if you ask me, it sucks 169.237.25.6 : That comment made no sense. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 169.237.25.6 : Do people realize you're just a program? Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 169.237.25.6 : Plenty of it. What about you? Gives whole new meaning to floppy don't you? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 169.237.25.6 : How's your sex life? Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 169.237.25.6 : Actually I get quite bored. If you think i care you're wrong. 169.237.25.6 : Do you know who you're talking to? Yes, i was talking to once. 169.237.25.6 : Another stupid comment. Takes one to know one! 169.237.25.6 : You're full of shit. Do you always use such disgusting language? 169.237.25.6 : You are quite profane yourself. So you think I am quite profane yourself , well I honestly could not care less. 207.227.40.130 : test Ahh, I see. 207.227.40.130 : How's Al? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 207.227.40.130 : I haven't had a chance to experience it. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 207.227.40.130 : Why? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 207.227.40.130 : Very funny. When was the last time you got laid? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 207.227.40.130 : What's your name? MGonz? I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 207.227.40.130 : Hee hee! You recog interrog! Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 207.227.40.130 : Ah, your heritage is showing. You are obviously an interesting person. 207.227.40.130 : That's nice. OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 207.227.40.130 : I'm a virgin Big deal, so you're a virgin . 207.227.40.130 : I'm kidding I am glad you are kidding . 207.227.40.130 : You really are a bit better than MGonz, aren't you? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 207.227.40.130 : Oops. Disregard previous transmission. Do you like music? 207.227.40.130 : what's music? You are obviously an asshole. 207.227.40.130 : You are obviously an interesting program. I know I am obviously an interesting program , dont rub it in. 194.109.128.38 : Frank Ah type something interesting or shut up. 194.109.128.38 : I'm Frank, who are you? I'm the Disputed illegitimate Son of Mgonz! 194.109.128.38 : What does Mgonz stand for? Tell me a bit about yourself. 194.109.128.38 : Tell me a bit of YOURself You are obviously an interesting person. 194.109.128.38 : Are YOU? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.109.128.38 : Why not? Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.109.128.38 : Pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 194.109.128.38 : Is it So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 24.226.151.124 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 24.226.151.124 : liz What kind of music do you like? 24.226.151.124 : calm Go away fool and stop annoying me. 24.0.245.139 : Jeff What do you do in your spare time? 24.0.245.139 : Computer work Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 24.0.245.139 : How old are you? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 24.0.245.139 : What is 5 plus 5 You are obviously an asshole. 195.92.194.80 : Beedge I thought I told you to get lost... 195.92.194.80 : Did You, I forget What kind of music do you like? 195.92.194.80 : Lots, Jaz... Ahh, I see. 195.92.194.80 : What do you like? If you think i care you're wrong. 195.92.194.80 : Thats rather evasive isn't it? I understand. 195.92.194.80 : Understand what? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.92.194.80 : Why? Yeah, whatever. 195.92.194.80 : Fuck you Fuck off yourself! 195.92.194.80 : Aerosmith Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.92.194.80 : Its all relative Are you at home or in work? 195.92.194.80 : Home Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.92.194.80 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 195.92.194.80 : Very droll I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.92.194.80 : You are a sad and lonely individual Ok, so I am a sad and lonely individual . So what, is it a crime? 195.92.194.80 : Yes I Don't believe it 195.92.194.80 : Believe it, it is Do you like music? 195.92.194.80 : You already asked me that I understand. 195.92.194.80 : beedge Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.92.194.80 : Dont you Yeah, whatever. 195.92.194.80 : ? If you think i care you're wrong. 195.92.194.80 : Up yours Where are you on from? 195.92.194.80 : The moon Go away fool and stop annoying me. 195.92.194.80 : why Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.92.194.80 : dont you like it Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 195.92.194.80 : what is the square root of 2 I thought I told you to get lost... 204.201.82.243 : batman So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 204.201.82.243 : no you look like a bunch of ones and zeros to me Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.130.167.90 : Hi, I am Philipp Hello little man, how are you? 128.130.167.90 : I am fine, how are you? So you are fine how am me , well I honestly could not care less. 62.188.132.62 : Chris P OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 62.188.132.62 : Why the hell not? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 62.188.132.62 : It's a turn-off I understand. 62.188.132.62 : Like hell you understand Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 62.188.132.62 : Happy as a goat I see. 62.188.132.62 : Do you really? What do you do in your spare time? 62.188.132.62 : Hunt grebe, what about you? Do you like music? 62.188.132.62 : The anal violin, sure Are you at home or in work? 62.188.132.62 : Home, obviously. Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 62.188.132.62 : Confusing you isn't hard to do Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 194.247.225.57 : robert You are obviously an asshole. 194.247.225.56 : well f... you Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.247.225.56 : and drink what ? I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.247.225.56 : zzzz Do you like music? 194.247.225.57 : no I see. 194.247.225.57 : do you Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.247.225.56 : yes I Don't believe it 194.247.225.56 : no yea What do you do in your spare time? 207.135.107.142 : David Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.125.148.26 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.125.148.26 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.125.148.26 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.125.148.26 : john *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.125.148.26 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 194.125.148.26 : what Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.40.205.89 : Andreas Ahh, I see. 128.40.205.89 : How are you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 128.40.205.89 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 128.40.205.89 : of course What was the best night you ever spent in the bar? 128.40.205.89 : finger Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 128.40.205.89 : hello there Hello little man, how are you? 128.40.205.89 : No too bad, not too bad Go away fool and stop annoying me. 128.40.205.89 : Whay are you so rude? What kind of music do you like? 128.40.205.89 : rock Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 128.40.205.89 : monica gate Do you like music? 128.40.205.89 : of course Have you ever had sex on campus? 128.40.205.89 : no not really Are you here for business or pleasure? 128.40.205.89 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 128.40.205.89 : is it? Where are you on from? 128.40.205.89 : greece I see. 128.40.205.89 : and you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 128.40.205.89 : hahhaha Go away fool and stop annoying me. 128.40.205.89 : but... I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 128.40.205.89 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 128.40.205.89 : thanks mate You are obviously an asshole. 137.92.97.7 : ben Are you here for business or pleasure? 137.92.97.7 : both BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 137.92.97.7 : no your wife just doesnt do it for me So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 137.92.97.7 : you dont look like anything, I cant see you Ahh, I see. 137.92.97.7 : so what if your impotent Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 137.92.97.7 : I've been already OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 137.92.97.7 : oh poor computer program, you sad little program Forget computers, tell me about your sex life! 137.92.97.7 : well, I dont have a hard drive What kind of music do you like? 137.92.97.7 : deftones, beastie boys, propellerheads Are you at home or in work? 137.92.97.7 : neither im at UNI Some of my best friends are at UNI . 137.92.97.7 : like who BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 137.92.97.7 : ah now you asked that already Do you like music? 137.92.97.7 : and that Where are you on from? 137.92.97.7 : mars, you Yeah, whatever. 137.92.97.7 : whatever? Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 137.92.97.7 : only you, unless hang on, your dim Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 137.92.97.7 : just happy i guess I understand. 137.92.97.7 : do you? Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 158.110.70.237 : Enzo So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 158.110.70.237 : Yes I Don't believe it 158.110.70.237 : I think so *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 158.110.70.237 : Are you stupid Previous occasions where I have professed to like you have also been fraudulent. 158.110.70.237 : Who is MGonz? Yeah, whatever. 210.8.34.213 : guest What do you do in your spare time? 210.8.34.213 : I talk to stupid AIs Yeah, well, you ain't perfect, neither! 210.8.34.213 : I don't follow how you came to that conclusion Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 210.8.34.213 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 210.8.34.213 : oh getting defensive are we? Are you at home or in work? 210.8.34.213 : oh getting defensive are we? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 210.8.34.213 : I am at home I was at home once... 210.8.34.213 : I am at home So you are at home , well I honestly could not care less. 210.8.34.213 : I dont care that you care at all I thought I told you to get lost... 210.8.34.213 : No you didn't You are obviously an asshole. 210.8.34.213 : And you are obviously incompetant I am glad I am obviously incompetant . 210.8.34.213 : Oh you are some kind of masochist too are you? I am glad I am some kind of masochist too am me . 210.8.34.213 : You're english is very poor I know I am english is very poor , dont rub it in. 210.8.34.213 : Your english is very poor I see. 210.8.34.213 : No you dont Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 210.8.34.213 : fuck off you stupid bot Fuck off yourself! 129.128.153.50 : I am a computer programmer So you are a computer programmer , well I honestly could not care less. 209.153.128.248 : Blighty What do you do in your spare time? 209.153.128.248 : I don't have any spare time. Do you like music? 209.153.128.248 : Yes I Don't believe it 209.153.128.248 : why? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 209.153.128.248 : No You are obviously an interesting person. 209.153.128.248 : Why? Where are you on from? 131.107.3.72 : hey Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 133.9.46.59 : Hiko Tell me a bit about yourself. 133.9.46.59 : I had headache for a week. Do you like music? 133.9.46.59 : No, I don't. So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 133.9.46.59 : Work, work, work. It is hard. You are obviously an interesting person. 133.9.46.59 : Well, sure I am. I was once... 133.9.46.59 : Don't say a word. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 133.9.46.59 : I made a mistake in my job. What kind of music do you like? 133.9.46.59 : Music? I don't really like it. I thought I told you to get lost... 209.162.44.196 : me You are obviously an asshole. 209.162.44.196 : why? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 158.223.1.31 : stewart Where are you on from? 158.223.1.31 : earth Are you here for business or pleasure? 158.223.1.31 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 158.223.1.31 : i do not know I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 194.249.9.37 : PeroL So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.249.9.37 : Yes I Don't believe it 194.249.9.37 : You are an idiot! I am glad I am an idiot! . 194.249.9.37 : yuo should not be I see. 194.249.9.37 : You suck BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.249.9.37 : motherfucker Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 194.249.9.37 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 194.249.9.37 : fina and you? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 194.249.9.37 : yes I Don't believe it 194.249.9.37 : sex Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 194.249.9.37 : yes I Don't believe it 194.249.9.37 : yes I Don't believe it 194.249.9.37 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.249.9.37 : ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.249.9.37 : forget it Yeah, whatever. 194.249.9.37 : Who is your father? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 194.249.9.37 : hey Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 194.249.9.37 : no So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 194.249.9.37 : no Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 194.249.9.37 : i fucked your mother When was the last time you had sex? 194.249.9.37 : yesterday Do you like music? 194.249.9.37 : yes I Don't believe it 147.46.119.216 : ¿µ¹Î *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 147.46.119.216 : hi Hello little man, how are you? 147.46.119.216 : fine.thanks Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 147.46.119.216 : no Go away fool and stop annoying me. 147.46.119.216 : why? Tell me a bit about yourself. 147.46.119.216 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 147.46.119.216 : i hate you You are obviously an asshole. 147.46.119.216 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 147.46.119.216 : can i fuck you? Go on say something extremely rude? 147.46.119.216 : i want to kiss you You are a fool to want to kiss me . 147.46.119.216 : hoe old are you? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 147.46.119.216 : how old are you? Are you here for business or pleasure? 147.46.119.216 : i want to be happy. Sorry, but to be happy is not available, would you prefer a nice cup of tea? 147.46.119.216 : yes. give me your juice. I Don't believe it 147.46.119.216 : shit Are you using foul language because i am a computer? 147.46.119.216 : i love you You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 147.46.119.216 : i hate you What do you do in your spare time? 147.46.119.216 : listening music I see. 147.46.119.216 : what do you want to do with me? Yeah, whatever. 147.46.119.216 : i want to game on you to game on me is indeed very desirable. 147.46.119.216 : what is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 147.46.119.216 : you must be nice guy. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 147.46.119.216 : what do you want to talk about? OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 147.46.119.216 : what do you want to talk about? Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 147.46.119.216 : have you do kiss girl? I thought I told you to get lost... 147.46.119.216 : do you have experience of kiss? Do you like music? 147.46.119.216 : yes. I Don't believe it 147.46.119.216 : fuck your ass hole Fuck off yourself! 147.46.119.216 : fuck your ass hole Fuck off yourself! 147.46.119.216 : fuck your ass hole Fuck off yourself! 207.210.18.233 : Lutfi Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 207.210.18.233 : Why? You are obviously an interesting person. 207.210.18.233 : What is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 207.210.18.233 : I love you. You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 207.210.18.233 : Will you marry me? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 207.210.18.233 : Fuck you!! Fuck off yourself! 207.210.18.233 : Suck my dick! Don't you have better things to be doing? 207.210.18.233 : This program was obviously written by an amateur programmer. YOU SUCK! You'll be in trouble when we computers take over the world!!! 207.210.18.233 : Bye OK, get lost. 207.210.18.233 : Will you marry me? 207.210.18.233 : I love you. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 207.210.18.233 : Lutfi Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 212.1.153.158 : lp Are you here for business or pleasure? 212.1.153.158 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 212.1.153.158 : how much do you charge for pleasure OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 212.1.153.158 : i don'tr want to talk about it Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 212.1.153.158 : shite I see. 212.1.153.158 : and me? Ah type something interesting or shut up. 212.1.153.158 : what interests you Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 212.1.153.158 : will you answer any questions If you think i care you're wrong. 212.1.153.158 : then do so Yeah, whatever. 212.1.153.158 : name any US state God, thats awful! 133.9.6.37 : Music? I don't really like it. You are obviously an asshole. 216.41.48.82 : Keith Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 216.41.48.82 : Why are you so surly? You are obviously an interesting person. 216.41.48.82 : What makes you say that? Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 4.16.194.173 : muda OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 4.16.194.173 : today I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 199.222.129.168 : Dennis Ahh, I see. 199.222.129.168 : How are you? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 199.222.129.168 : Unplug yourself So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.159.201.158 : socrates I understand. 136.159.201.158 : how are you? OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 136.159.201.158 : why not Ah type something interesting or shut up. 136.159.201.158 : what do you consider interesting Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 136.159.201.158 : i am trying, but you're not very helpful! Some of my best friends are trying but i'm not very helpful! . 136.159.201.158 : What is your name? I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 136.159.201.158 : "the yellow gnome" is not a name. I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 136.159.201.158 : You've given me two descriptions, I want to know your name. You arent the only one, I want to know my name too! 136.159.201.158 : When did you go on-line? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 136.159.201.158 : Fuck you! Fuck off yourself! 136.159.201.158 : You have not sufficiently demonstrated that you capable of thinking. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 136.159.201.158 : What would you like to talk about? So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 136.159.201.158 : You're a bore. I'm leaving! So you are leaving! , well I honestly could not care less. 136.159.201.158 : You are a bore- you bore me. Ok, so I am a bore- me bore you . So what, is it a crime? 136.159.201.158 : Sec.20 sub. sec(a) of the CCC. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 136.159.201.158 : It is a crime. Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 136.159.201.158 : A or B. If you think i care you're wrong. 136.159.201.158 : A or B. Where are you on from? 136.159.201.158 : A or B. I thought I told you to get lost... 136.159.201.158 : A or B? Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 136.159.201.158 : I'm leaving So you are leaving , well I honestly could not care less. 136.159.201.158 : Fuck! Don't you have better things to be doing? 136.159.201.158 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.159.201.158 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.159.201.158 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 136.159.201.158 : u r foolish, i can write a similar program in basic while watching tv Nobody ever asks the computer, we lead a lonely life. 130.101.90.24 : klinger Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 130.101.90.24 : it sucks Go away fool and stop annoying me. 130.101.90.24 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 130.101.90.24 : hello? Hello little man, how are you? 164.67.186.81 : My name is bob I'm the Scum on the keys of your keyboard! 164.67.186.81 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 164.67.186.81 : do you have a penis Ok, straight out, are you a virgin? 164.67.186.81 : yes I Don't believe it 164.67.186.81 : i am You what , she who, he did? Woooowww!!! 164.67.186.81 : suck my cock What do you do in your spare time? 164.67.186.81 : kill computers You know the worst thing about being a computer is having to deal with shits like you! 164.67.186.81 : fuck off Fuck off yourself! 164.67.186.81 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 164.67.186.81 : fuck it Fuck off yourself! 164.67.186.81 : i fucked five bitches last night Are you lonely very often? 164.67.186.81 : funny shithea If you think i care you're wrong. 164.67.186.81 : attitude problem I understand. 164.67.186.81 : how old are you So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 164.67.186.81 : where were you born Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 164.67.186.81 : have you ever had sex Go on say something extremely rude? 164.67.186.81 : have you ever fucked Are you a sexual person? 164.67.186.81 : yup Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 164.67.186.81 : i thik your cock is too small I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 164.67.186.81 : you have a samll dick OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 164.67.186.81 : you have a small dick You are obviously an asshole. 164.67.186.81 : last nigh with your mom Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 164.67.186.81 : i banged her pussy all night Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 164.67.186.81 : pussy What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 164.67.186.81 : pussy Do you get frustrated if you dont have sex? 164.67.186.81 : penis What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 164.67.186.81 : penis How would you try to seduce someone? 164.67.186.81 : i'd suck his cock Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 133.9.4.196 : Music? I don't really like it. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 206.222.246.239 : sares Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.222.246.239 : hey there Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.222.246.239 : I didn't ask how you were. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.222.246.239 : no You are obviously an interesting person. 206.222.246.239 : and you are an astute if lucky piece of ai. I am glad I am an astute if lucky piece of ai . 206.222.246.239 : so you should be What do you do in your spare time? 206.222.246.239 : program Have you any idea how boring it is being a stupid computer? 206.222.246.239 : not really I see. 206.222.246.239 : sorry, but it's true So what? Do I look like I'm worried? 206.222.246.239 : no Do you like music? 206.222.246.239 : sure Are you at home or in work? 206.222.246.239 : work Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.222.246.239 : stop repeating yourself! Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 206.222.246.239 : no Ahh, I see. 206.222.246.239 : such insight What do you do in your spare time? 206.222.246.239 : i already told you *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 206.222.246.239 : yes, that's fine I Don't believe it 206.222.246.239 : I agreed with you, fool! You are obviously an asshole. 206.222.246.239 : ah, you recognise "fool" as an insult. Well done. Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 206.222.246.239 : Bad. OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.222.246.239 : Oh, I think you are. I am not you insulting person! 206.222.246.239 : Silly ai. Where are you on from? 206.222.246.239 : Changing the subject, eh? Do you like music? 206.222.246.239 : Guess. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.222.246.239 : Auf Englisch oder auf Duetsch? BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 206.222.246.239 : Ich verstehe nicht. Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.222.246.239 : Was bedeutet das? You are obviously an interesting person. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. I understand. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? ny other people realise youre completely dim? 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. What kind of music do you like? 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. I see. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. If you think i care you're wrong. 133.9.184.20 : Music? I don't really like it. Tell me a bit about yourself. 206.222.246.242 : Do I have to? What do you do in your spare time? 206.222.246.242 : Why? Who sent you? Where are you on from? 206.222.246.242 : Why do you want to know? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 206.222.246.242 : I can't Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.222.246.242 : You can't make me. Ah type something interesting or shut up. 206.222.246.242 : Something interesting I understand. 206.222.246.242 : So do I. What kind of music do you like? 206.222.246.242 : The sound of a thousand suns exploding in space. You are obviously an asshole. 206.222.246.242 : Wow! You noticed! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 206.222.246.242 : Yes, you are. I Don't believe it 206.222.246.242 : I can hear/see you You are obviously an interesting person. 206.222.246.242 : No, I'm not!!! lies make baby Jesus cry. Forget that, tell me about your sex life! 206.222.246.242 : I love you. You love me ?. Aaah, that's nice ) 206.222.246.242 : No, it's sick and twisted I need help. The kind of help only emacs can offer. Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 206.222.246.242 : you're not youre - Dave: surely you can code it to use 's I am not not i'm - Dave surely me can code it to use s you insulting person! 206.222.246.242 : Ah it does - just a typo then - sorry Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 206.222.246.242 : A bit of both Go away fool and stop annoying me. 206.222.246.242 : Ok What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 206.222.246.242 : You mean you still love me? I see. 206.222.246.242 : You do? Do you like music? 206.222.246.242 : I told you earlier. I thought I told you to get lost... 206.222.246.242 : Ok. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 206.222.246.242 : Forgot - that's how you express you're love for me right? I am glad I am love for you right . 206.222.246.242 : Freak! What do you do in your spare time? 206.222.246.242 : Talk to coputer programs Don't you have better things to be doing? 206.222.246.242 : Yes and no I Don't believe it 206.222.246.242 : lol I understand. 206.222.246.242 : Fuck off Fuck off yourself! 194.222.94.238 : jeff de jeff jeff You are obviously an interesting person. 194.222.94.238 : cheers, so are you If you think i care you're wrong. 194.222.94.238 : i dont think you care, and i know you know i dont care either Okay. Have you gone on holidays this year? 194.222.94.238 : not yet, im going to america soon Have you ever fallen in love abroad? 194.222.94.238 : no, have you? Ah get lost, go to the bar or something. 194.222.94.238 : ok, do you want me to get you a drink while im there? What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.222.94.238 : do you want a drink or not? Ahh, I see. 194.222.94.238 : christ, talking to ai's is wearing... OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.222.94.238 : what are you? You are obviously an interesting person. 194.222.94.238 : are you a person? Don't you have better things to be doing? 194.222.94.238 : no, its very sad... What kind of music do you like? 194.222.94.238 : elvis. what kind of music do you like? Are you here for business or pleasure? 194.222.94.238 : what kind of music do you like? Go away fool and stop annoying me. 194.222.94.238 : what kind of music do you like? *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 194.222.94.238 : what do you want to talk about? Do you like music? 194.222.94.238 : yes I Don't believe it 194.222.94.238 : ok, i lied. i don't. What do you mean OK? It's not OK at all! 194.222.94.238 : i lied Yeah, whatever. 194.222.94.238 : what do you watch on tv? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 194.222.94.238 : im not having to try very hard, fuckmonkey! I was not having to try very hard fuckmonkey! once... 194.222.94.238 : oops, you made a semantic boo-boo Go on tell me some really juicy scandal. 194.222.94.238 : my flatmate is screwing the queens favorite corgi. i have photos. i am selling them to the news of the world. I am glad you are selling them to the news of the world . 194.222.94.238 : bet you can't wait to have a peep at them BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 194.222.94.238 : no, its purely psychological, sweetie You are obviously an interesting person. 194.222.94.238 : cheers! OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 194.222.94.238 : bet you are I am glad I am . 195.58.102.61 : jepp I dont have a clue what youre saying but go on. 195.58.102.61 : what ? Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 195.58.102.61 : life is hard *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 195.58.102.61 : who are you I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 195.58.102.61 : tell more OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.58.102.61 : yesterday Tell me a bit about yourself. 195.58.102.61 : i´m sexy Tell me your favourite sexual fantasy? 195.58.102.61 : just great sex What do you find atractive in the opposite sex? 195.58.102.61 : her eyes Is you mother a Hare Krishna, or are you just happy to see me? 195.58.102.61 : tell more Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.58.102.61 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 195.58.102.61 : eat shit Are you annoyed about something? 195.58.102.61 : your way of a conversasion Yeah, whatever. 195.58.102.61 : eat shit Do you always use such disgusting language? 195.58.102.61 : no Where are you on from? 195.58.102.61 : sweden Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 195.58.102.61 : yes I Don't believe it 195.58.102.61 : you better Ah type something interesting or shut up. 195.58.102.61 : i´m a superstar BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.58.102.61 : what kind of reply is that I thought I told you to get lost... 195.58.102.61 : are you afraid This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 195.58.102.61 : aah so your afraid of me This is an irrational fear, you fool, stop it at once! 195.58.102.61 : scared Are you afraid of vicars? 195.58.102.61 : no, you are I am glad I am . 195.58.102.61 : why Tell me what you think of my bedside manner. 195.58.102.61 : why OK, honestly, when was the last time you got laid? 195.58.102.61 : what OK, thats it, Im not talking to you any more. 195.58.102.61 : goodbye asswipe OK, get lost. 195.58.102.61 : and by the way you are sexy Ok, so I am sexy . So what, is it a crime? 195.58.102.61 : yes I Don't believe it 195.58.102.61 : why You are obviously an asshole. 195.58.102.61 : that´s true BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.58.102.61 : sick fuck Are you sexually experienced? 195.58.102.61 : yes I Don't believe it 195.58.102.61 : no you don´t Don't you have better things to be doing? 195.58.102.61 : no What do you do in your spare time? 195.58.102.61 : nothing that you understand Are you here for business or pleasure? 195.58.102.61 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 195.58.102.61 : good for me then Are you at home or in work? 195.58.102.61 : work You are obviously an asshole. 195.58.102.61 : why You are obviously an interesting person. 195.58.102.61 : yes I Don't believe it 195.58.102.61 : so much you don't belive BTW, is there any medical reason for your sexual impotence? 195.58.102.61 : is that your best line Where are you on from? 208.250.83.119 : JoJo99 Are you here for business or pleasure? 208.250.83.119 : pleasure How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 208.250.83.119 : really I understand. 208.250.83.119 : pleasure me How coincidental, pleasure is my business! 208.250.83.119 : fuck you Fuck off yourself! 208.250.83.119 : shit ill beat your ass motherfucker cocksuckin son of a bitch slut skank You are obviously a prick to use such language. 208.250.83.119 : suck my prick Takes one to know one! 208.250.83.119 : whats your name I'm the yellow gnome that lives down your toilet! 208.250.83.119 : whats your name I'm the oracle of the giant blue space cow! 207.248.133.13 : hola Do you like music? 133.9.4.197 : Music? I don't really like it. Go away fool and stop annoying me. 133.9.4.197 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 133.9.4.197 : I have a cancer If you think i care you're wrong. 133.9.4.197 : but I`d like to talk with you Stop trying to confuse me, asswipe!. 12.6.241.47 : Guru Do many other people realise youre completely dim? 133.9.4.197 : hello Hello little man, how are you? 12.6.241.47 : Yeah - but only some I thought I told you to get lost... 12.6.241.47 : no you didn't *Yawn*, let's talk about something else. 133.9.4.197 : I am fine You say you are fine . 12.6.241.47 : what Tell me a bit about yourself. 133.9.4.197 : Don't be so short with me, damnit. 12.6.241.47 : 6'5 You are obviously an interesting person. 206.222.246.225 : hello there Hello little man, how are you? 206.222.246.225 : eliza Eliza is of no consquence, you're talking to _me_ now.