Men and Primary Colours

A Second Opinion

A snippet of a conversation between sandman and orly, kindly donated by orly.

Message from sandman@REMOVED on ttyq4 at 11:49 ...
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 O Hold your breath long enough, and you can turn mauve. O
 O Ancient Guy Secret, and probably the reason why,      O
 O historically, only Girls could see mauve (At that     O
 O stage, all that a guy could see was generally black,  O
 O and so the Girl would need to remind him to breath    O
 O at round about the time he went mauve) See? It all    O
 O makes sense now...:)                                  O
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Message from sandman@REMOVED on ttyq4 at 12:00 ...
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 O Ahh, that's what causes it all: it's the AsphyxioGirl Syndrome. O
 O For some reason, a Guy thinks that it impresses a Girl if they  O
 O hold their breath until they go mauve. :)                       O
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Message from sandman@REMOVED on ttyq4 at 12:01 ...
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 O Sometimes, this impulse is perverted into asphyxiating the gitl, O
 O but we don't talk about such wretched creatures...:)             O
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Message from sandman@REMOVED on ttyq4 at 12:02 ...
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 O And, when you think about it, I guess that it does reveal a lot O
 O about the Guy to the Girl, and probably does make him a more    O
 O attractive mate. After all, if someone is dumb enough to hold   O
 O thier breath until they pass out, there's probably nothing      O
 O that they won't do, eh? ;)                                      O
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