TrevJ Heyfile
Hey is RedBrick's form of instant messaging. I'd be willing to best it's the single most used command on RedBrick. Usually hey is used for general conversation or boring stuff like arranging lunch. Occasionally you'll receive a real gem, noteworthy because it's funny, weird or clever. Most people keep a copy of the best heys and call the resulting collection a heyfile.
I'm no different, so here is a small selection from mine:
Message from cns on prodigy (pts/17) [ Tue 2/Jul/2002 14:51:01 ] ...
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| WHAT? THE LINE IS VERY BAD. |
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/39) [ Fri 8/Nov/2002 16:13:56 ] ...
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| na na na na na na na.. SHAKESPEARE! |
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/285) [ Fri 6/Dec/2002 19:22:48 ] ...
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. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. .
. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo de doo doo. .
. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha. La la la laaa la. La la la la, oh oh oh .
. oh. .
. The people at Budweiser wish you and yours, the very best, this .
. holiday .
. season. .
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Message from egg on prodigy (pts/21) [ Wed 4/Dec/2002 22:02:40 ] ...
********* YAY FOR TREVJ *********
O hope the title cheers you up! o
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Message from colmmacc on prodigy (pts/214) [ Tue 4/Dec/2001 22:07:55 ] ...
================== illegal operation ===================
| good conductors are hard to find, super-conductors
are even rarer, I mean without one you can remain
insulated, if only a middle compromise could be
found, semi-conductors if you will, only called upon
when needed, and never get saturated, always willing
to maintain "current" |
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/99) [ Tue 27/Aug/2002 15:41:34 ] ...
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| Actually, I am in the middle of a presentation |
| on a large screen. A demo of RedBrick in action. |
| So, thanks for that hey, perfect timing! |
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Message from drusilla on prodigy (pts/237) [ Fri 29/Nov/2002 20:28:49 ] ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Drusilla >:)= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| well, if it as entertaining as you, |
| then we will have a great laugh at it! |
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Message from emperor on prodigy (pts/83) [ Wed 12/Feb/2003 15:52:47 ] ...
-=< t h e d a r k s i d e >=-
taking a look now, my good fellow-surnamed man.
Message from cns on prodigy (pts/176) [ Sat 4/May/2002 18:23:41 ] ...
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| Why hello there young Trevor of the Johnston clan hailing |
| from the Drogheda parts, good latter-half of the day |
| to you! |
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/203) [ Mon 9/Dec/2002 11:09:22 ] ...
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| Heyfiled! |
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Message from x on prodigy (pts/292) [ Fri 15/Nov/2002 12:42:31 ] ...
Xxxx >< X-Rated >< xxxxX
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x I hate x
x x
x Alphas x
x x
x I feel better now :) x
XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX
Message from cns on prodigy (pts/203) [ Fri 6/Dec/2002 16:29:02 ] ...
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| No. One is a messy proprietary operating system, the other |
| is a messy open source operating system. |
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/49) [ Wed 24/Jul/2002 17:01:40 ] ...
............................ [Dizer] .............................
. Yeah. I miss it. Gosh, I wish *I* could log onto redbrick now. .
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Message from alex on prodigy (pts/444) [ Thu 20/Feb/2003 16:55:48 ] ...
[----- alex ------]
| NO MORE CHEESE! |
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Message from skyhawk on prodigy (pts/173) [ Wed 4/Dec/2002 14:10:13 ] ...
_--._
Hawk / -) Hey
________________ /___|__________________
( )
| aha its the pool assassin :) |
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Message from alex on prodigy (pts/158) [ Thu 14/Nov/2002 16:34:28 ] ...
x---------------------- alex ----------------------x
| remind you of anything? |
| |
| __________ |
| ./) o (\. |
| ./ o \. |
| ./ o \. |
| ./) o (\. |
| ./ \. |
| ./ O o \. |
| ./)_________________________________(\. |
| (_____________________________________) |
| |XX|===============================|XX| |
| \/ \/ |
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Message from slander on prodigy (pts/446) [ Thu 13/Feb/2003 12:01:27 ] ...
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O you know you want it :) the hair , the lights , the power O
O rawcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc O
O cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck 'n roll. O
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from cns on prodigy (pts/81) [ Sat 20/Apr/2002 18:46:49 ] ...
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| Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! |
| I hate SS-AY-DEE-YUM! |
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Message from heavenly on prodigy (pts/103) [ Tue 11/Mar/2003 15:11:34 ] ...
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* trevj, u stole my birthday *
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/23) [ Wed 19/Feb/2003 19:50:31 ] ...
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| Change your hey title to "Trev's Drugs Say:" |
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Message from slander on prodigy (pts/219) [ Thu 20/Mar/2003 13:34:10 ] ...
oo [Beauty is just like a flower trapped within its own fragile form] oo
O I suppose I could just leave it the node as a pointer and pass them O
O to the linked list like so linkedlist trev ; O
O trev.insert(trevspredefinedtrumpetnode) ; O
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Message from slander on prodigy (pts/219) [ Thu 20/Mar/2003 13:34:41 ] ...
oo [Beauty is just like a flower trapped within its own fragile form] oo
O sorry that is trev.insert(*trevspredefinedtrumpetnode); O
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/79) [ Wed 1/May/2002 00:49:43 ] ...
......... [Dizer] .........
. Winners don't use utmp! .
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Message from alex on prodigy (pts/20) [ Tue 17/Dec/2002 13:39:58 ] ...
[--------------- alex ----------------]
| The guards, they have it worse. But |
| the nurses have it worser. |
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/61) [ Tue 20/May/2003 22:41:14 ] ...
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| Your ACLs are no match for my root shell. |
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/70) [ Wed 4/Jun/2003 16:40:20 ] ...
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| That's just like the <moment in time> when <pronoun> <verb> |
| and then the <exotic adjective> <noun> was <verb> <colourful adverb> |
| <preposition> <noun>. |
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/584) [ Mon 14/Apr/2003 16:57:39 ] ...
.. [Dizer] ..
. Ps off. .
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Message from alex on prodigy (pts/45) [ Fri 23/May/2003 16:07:28 ] ...
[---------------- alex -----------------]
| Eh, yeah, it's kinda dumbed down a |
| little, but you don't really notice, |
| what with the ultra-cool fight scenes |
| and silicon chips and such |
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/89) [ Thu 5/Jun/2003 11:33:25 ] ...
........................... [Dizer] ............................
. ____ _ _ ____ _____ _ _____ _ _ ___ _ _ _____ .
. / ___|| | | | __ )_ _| | | ____| | | | |_ _| \ | |_ _| .
. \___ \| | | | _ \ | | | | | _| | |_| || || \| | | | .
. ___) | |_| | |_) || | | |___| |___ | _ || || |\ | | | .
. |____/ \___/|____/ |_| |_____|_____| |_| |_|___|_| \_| |_| .
. .
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/105) [ Thu 24/Apr/2003 10:43:38 ] ...
...... [Dizer] ......
. ______ .
. /_____/\ .
. /_____\\ \ .
. /_____\ \\ / .
. /_____/ \/ / / .
. /_____/ / \//\ .
. \_____\//\ / / .
. \_____/ / /\ / .
. \_____/ \\ \ .
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. \_____\/ .
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Message from cns on prodigy (pts/55) [ Fri 19/Apr/2002 10:36:09 ] ...
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| Ah, Trev needed to ask questions. Ha ha. |
| *points* |
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Message from dizer on prodigy (pts/161) [ Sat 14/Jun/2003 22:03:29 ] ...
.............. [Diiiizzzzaaaa] ...............
. Who ya gonna call, ghostbus..oh no..trevj! .
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/113 at 16:45 ...
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| Ready for our annual first day back Pool outing ? |
| Only joking, this is SERIOUS 4TH YEAR time. |
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Message from emperor@carbon on pts/128 at 20:31 ...
-=< t h e d a r k s i d e >=-
May I add: unce unce unce.
Message from cns@carbon on pts/99 at 10:43 ...
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| "Lunch M U S T be at 12 - ! - !" |
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Message from alex@carbon on pts/29 at 14:45 ...
[-------------- [ alex ] --------------]
| "I think unkind thoughts about other |
| people in the computer lab that type |
| too loudly." |
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Message from dizer@carbon on pts/13 at [ Thu 20/Nov/2003 15:32:58 ] ...
................. [ Dizer ] ..................
. fine. FINE. _____ ___ _ _ _____ .
. | ___|_ _| \ | | ____| .
. | |_ | || \| | _| .
. | _| | || |\ | |___ .
. |_| |___|_| \_|_____| .
. .
. TableModelListener it is. Java, you bitch. .
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Message from alex@carbon on pts/107 at [ Sat 29/Nov/2003 16:49:13 ] ...
[--------------- [ alex ] ---------------]
| That joke wasso bad that I have to log |
| out now! |
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Message from cns@carbon on ttypf at [ Fri 05/Dec/2003 17:13:28 ] ...
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| Fucking piece of shit. Trev, why the FUCK isn't this working? |
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Message from cns@carbon on ttypf at [ Wed 10/Dec/2003 14:27:44 ] ...
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| Tell me if my constant nitpicking gets to you. |
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Message from alex@carbon on ttyq5 at [ Thu 11/Dec/2003 14:30:28 ] ...
[--------------- [ alex ] ---------------]
| You wouldn't happen to have a |
| 3000-word essay on multimedia question |
| answering, would you? |
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Message from skyhawk@carbon on pts/14 at [ Sat 10/Jan/2004 18:19:46 ] ...
SKYHAWK
*tear* i love u man, dropping into the windows is the biggest
sacrifice a linux user can do
Message from cns@carbon on pts/43 at [ Tue 03/Feb/2004 19:45:06 ] ...
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| Did you think about the possible alternate meaning to that sentence |
| before hitting SEND?!?!?! |
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Message from alex@carbon on ttyr8 at [ Tue 10/Feb/2004 14:42:21 ] ...
[-------------- [ alex ] ---------------]
| Yeah there's graphics. But there's no |
| demand for it, coz it's shite |
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Message from exolon@carbon on ttyxa at [ Thu 26/Feb/2004 11:19:53 ] ...
/........... : WHAT is this SHIT? : ...........\
| i bet you didn't even get shot.... have fun? |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/221 at [ Thu 11/Mar/2004 21:33:12 ] ...
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| I'm sorry, wrong number. *hangs up* |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/221 at [ Thu 11/Mar/2004 22:38:34 ] ...
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| Hah! No brass instrument is safe from you! |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/221 at [ Sun 28/Mar/2004 18:35:04 ] ...
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| Your name is TREVOR. |
| You live in IRELAND. |
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Message from alex@carbon on pts/278 at [ Tue 11/May/2004 21:40:25 ] ...
[-------- [ alex ] --------]
| Pisser: n. defn: 200 B/s |
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Message from kj@carbon on pts/160 at [ Sun 13/Jun/2004 15:15:33 ] ...
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O that's better thought you were on about photoluminescence there O
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from dizer@carbon on pts/115 at [ Sat 26/Jun/2004 19:24:51 ] ...
.......... [ Zapatos bonitos, ¿quieres follar? ] ...........
. Don't we need to work out cube roots before I trust you? .
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Message from exolon@carbon on pts/236 at [ Sun 27/Jun/2004 21:05:12 ] ...
/. : WHAT is this SHIT? : .\
| yo trev, how's shit? |
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Message from goratrix@carbon on pts/230 at [ Sun 01/Aug/2004 15:21:41 ] ...
'.......................... :o( :o| :o) ..........................'
' You're my favourite person today. I should log on and talk to you '
' more often if you say things like this ;) '
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Message from dizer@carbon on pts/10 at [ Thu 16/Sep/2004 14:41:09 ] ...
.. [ Californ-i-hey ] ..
. Hiya Trev! .
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Message from dizer@carbon on pts/22 at [ Tue 12/Oct/2004 15:14:58 ] ...
.. [ Diz0re ] ..
. Trevj rocks. .
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Message from page@carbon on pts/224 at [ Wed 20/Oct/2004 23:54:21 ] ...
+--------- hello caller... ----------+
| *shhhh* they might pick up on your |
| hey-transmitted thoughts! |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/150 at [ Mon 15/Nov/2004 15:08:28 ] ...
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| "It's good shit" |
| |
| *no response* |
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| "It's stupendously ground-breaking soul-fortifying shit" |
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| *tumbleweed* |
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| "It has a trumpet in it" |
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| *JACKPOT!* |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/150 at [ Mon 15/Nov/2004 15:09:06 ] ...
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| "It got a really great Guardian review!" |
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| *SUPER-TRIPLE-JACKPOT!* |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/150 at [ Tue 14/Dec/2004 17:42:11 ] ...
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| *looks about like a ticking cat clock* |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/156 at [ Tue 11/Jan/2005 11:43:07 GMT ] ...
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| What kind of an engineer are ye?!?!?!?! |
| Dilbert wouldn't approve. |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/156 at [ Thu 03/Feb/2005 10:21:49 GMT ] ...
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| Wow, a rare glimpse into the seedy politics of the brass band |
| underworld! |
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Message from cns@carbon on pts/156 at [ Sat 19/Mar/2005 23:44:21 GMT ] ...
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| And this is BBC FOUR. ON THE TELLY. IN YOUR HOUSE. THAT'S WHERE YOU |
| LIVE! |
| </increasingly patronising> |
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