Helpdesk test 2006 EGM

1.  
How do I send a private message to someone on chat?  

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2.  
Hey,  
I've been using chat on Redbrick, but I can't figure it out. How do I join and leave channels, and is there anyway to see a list of all the rooms?  

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3.  
Hey guys,  
I've got the original password here, but it has all these funny letters and numbers in it. How do I change it?  

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4.  
How do I put my website on Redbrick? I've written it on my pc, and it looks really pretty, but I can't get it onto the intertron :(  

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Hey, I've just uploaded my website the way you told me, but I still can't see it. I get this stupid picture of a brick with some stupid error message.  

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6.  
someone told me to /disco and it broke my chat. How do I get it working again?  

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7.  
What's a "hey"? how do I use it? what's it for?  

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8.  
what's this finger thing people keep talking about? is it some sort of perverted reference like FAP FAP FAP?  

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9.  
Hi, I'm in first year of CA and I'm doing my programming 1 assignment on redbrick. The program works in the labs, but it prints i  
out some weird error about classpaths on redbrick. What's wrong with it?  

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10.  
Hey,  
I want to be 1337 like the admins. How do I use this vim thing they keep going on about?  
 I launched it, and I can't type, or get out of it  
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11.  
Hi,  
The Redbrick boards look really cool, but I can't figure out how to use slrn.  
 How do I post messages and start new topics?  
Is there an alternative?  

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12.  
People can't download the .wmas I put up for them to warez? what's going on?!?  

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13.  
Hey,  
Everytime I try top run this super script I wrote, it tells me that permission is denied? What's going on man?  

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14.  
Hi,  
I'm sick of this webmail bollocks, redbrick's client's suck. What's this mutt thing the associates keep going on about? how do I send mails from it?  
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Hi!  

I hear Redbrick has a photo gallery. Where can I find my page on it and how much space do I have for storing photos?  

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16.  
What's wrong this .procmailrc file:  

# procmailrc!  

MAILDIR=$HOME/Maildir  
LOGFILE=$HOME/.ProcMailLog  
SHELL=/usr/local/shells/bash  

# folder for committee mail  

* ^(To|Cc|Delivered-To): .*committee(.*)?redbrick.dcu.ie  
.committee/  

# folder for helpdesk mail  

* ^(To|Cc|Delivered-To): .*helpdesk(.*)?redbrick.dcu.ie  
.helpdesk/  

# general mail folder  
.general/  

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17.  
How do I make my hey border permanent? I hate typing it in every time I hey someone...  

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18.  
Hey,  
this zsh thing is kinda lame. I saw an admin's screen yesterday and he had a super 1337 prompt, with the time of day in it. How do I get a prompt like that?  
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19.  
Hey!  
I've started using mutt. It's really cool, but I'd like to have my own signature at the end of all my mails. How do I set that up with mutt?  

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20.  
Hi, I've started using this PHP thing everyone keeps talking about, but it won't work! Is there anything special that I have to do with the files to make them run on Redbrick?  

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21.  
Hi, I'd like to make a section on my website password protected, any idea how I could do this?  

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22.  
Hey,  
I've decided I wantto use pidgin on redbrick, but I can't install it, sudo won't work! how do I get root, and install it?  

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23.  
Yo,  
I think I've finally got the hang of this permissions thing, but how would I check what permissions a file has?  

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24.  
Hi!  
I just started my own channel on IRC, but I was wondering how can I make it password protected? Can you tell me a few of the other modes that I can use for my channel? I'd also like to know how to give my friends ops and stuff.   

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25.  
Hi,   
One of my windows just froze up! It doesn't seem to be responding to any commands or anything... how can I fix it?  

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26.  
Hi,  
I'd like a postgresql account on RB, how would I go about getting one?  

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27.  
Ok, I think I just missed an important hey, how do I check who's been sending me heys I got?  

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28.  
Hi,   
I've been using IRC on the Redbrick server, but I'd also like to connect to a few channels on other IRC servers too. How do I go about using two servers at once, and how do I switch between the two of them?  

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29.  
Hey,  
I see when I use rbusers or other programs that it has a different colour for "friends". How do I add people to my friends list so I can see this?  

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30.  
Hi,  
My Redbrick email all goes straight to my DCU address. How do I fix this so I can read my email using the highly awesome mutt client.  

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31.  
Hey,  
I started using screen yesterday, and mine just stopped working. It said "detached" and I typed go again like I was told to, but it just started another one. How do I fix my screen?  
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32.  
I've been trying to use Screen recently, what's the difference between reattaching with screen -DR and screen -x?  

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33.  

I don't like this stupid terminal. How do I connect to irc.redbrick.dcu.ie with mIRC?  

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