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Issue 4   
Tails, The World Tour Part 1(aka Tails and Knuckles Make a Porno) :
This comic is the first of an epic series of Sonic fan-fiction I drew in the months after getting my Sega Megadrive. The story is half absurdist comedy, half Sonic 3 and Knuckles playthrough, all sexy! Well, not that last one.
The story begins with Tails winning a holiday in some sort of competition. Unfortunately he gets lost on the way to the airport and somehow ends up in outer space aboard Robotnik's Death Egg, where he mistakes EggRobo(the boss when you play Sonic and Knuckles as Knuckles) for the hotel manager.
Fortunately, before he can blast Tails into oblivion, EggRobo is killed by Knuckles. In the next two panels, Tails mourns the death of the hotel manager and Knuckles contemplates his murderous ways, but then they get bored and decide to fly about in an elevator.
Passing a security camera, Tails decides to use it to make a film. Knuckles is embarassed at first to be caught on film in a ridiculous hat, but then proceeds to graphically display his arse crack to the camera. Out of some sort of sexual guilt, or possibly as part of a violent sex game, he then smashes the camera, beats up Tails and throws him into a computer, accidentally activating the self destruct button.
The next panel is one of the most surreal and disturbing things I've ever seen. Tails rides Knuckles around on all fours as fire burns around them. Think about that for a second. It's the kind of thing that belongs in some depraved Furry porn, not a ten-year-old's comic strip. Look at Knuckles' face. He's smiling! He's enjoying it!
Tails then jumps out the window (why does a spaceship have open windows?) and floats off into space. Wherever will he end up next? (the hastily scrawled in pyramid on the horizon should be a clue)
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© Conor Lynch 2010
