XenoMUCK New Years Resolutions 2001 (as of 2nd January 2001)
If Anyone actually keeps any of these, I will be very worried indeed.
Authors' names have been removed to maintain general sanity. Try to guess! It'll be fun!
1. Spend slightly more time thinking than I do speaking whilst socializing ("Soooo... are you a natural blonde?" *SLAP* "Owww..").
2. Get a job!
3. Get in shape! Metabolism used to let me eat junk food to my heart's content (Well, discontent, actually) but it's starting to lose it's magic...
4. Get a job!
5. Beat FF9, Shenmue and Grandia II.
6. Get a job! (I'll keep that in mind, Ryu.).
And of course, 7. Ascend to Godhood.
8. Start a minor riot.
9. start a LARGE riot.
10. Continue to appear innocent and sweet while secretly kicking puppies. ^_^
11. Get over my insomnia problem on the final day of a weekend/break from school.
12. Quit school and go to Sweden.
13. Buy out Switzerland.
14. KILL HEERO YUY!!!
15. With Shiro in the Ball!
16. Make a life-size sculpture of RX-78 out of macaroni and glue.
17. Take over Squaresoft.
18. Possess the Dali Lama.
18. Make a BoF massivly multiplayer RPG.
19. Finish the Mansion TP (dunno if it'll happen).
20. Take over Monolith too, and force the two together to make XG2.
21 Promote They Might be Giants as Musical Ambassadors to everywhere.
22. Bring me the head of Carson Daly!
21. Paint the White House blue.
23. Make better resolutions in 2002.
24 And Tom Greene!
25. Not regret being alive to be asked later, "Where were /you/ in 2001?"
26. Get a dragon/
27. Prove that Tom Green and Limp Bizkit were separated at birth.
28. Get into a strip joint.
29. KILL HEERO YUY! AGAIN!!!
30. Get a reply back from Miang!
31. Run a Strip Joint
32. Run a strip joint in Sweden.
33. Run TWO strip joints.
34. Never work in a strip joint again?
35. In Sweden!
36. Figure out why we're talking about strip joints.
37. Get head out of tiolet.
38. Run 2 strip joints in sweden!
39. Figure out why it hurts to stab yourself in the hand.
40. Score!
41. Score more.
42. Stop scoring.
43. Try to disprove that white men CAN indeed jump... and fail miserably.
44. Blame someone else for letting the dogs out.
45. Become loved.
46. Eradicate Sclub7
47. Get mental help for the pet cat.
48. Get a pet I don't kill within weeks.
49. ...Successfully disguise myself as Domi and take over the Muck. ^_^
50. KILL HEE-... oh wait, already said that.
51. Get rid of Domi and ascend to God status.
52. Prove that Pokemon has murderous motives.
53. and KILL 'EM ALL!!
54. Make even stranger resolutions in 2002.
55. Eliminate all censorship.
56. Stop listening to Rammstein at 2 in the morning.
57. Give Kale really, REALLY bad gas.
58: Eliminate the nudity taboo.
59. Kill all Humans.
60. Find creative ways to set people on FIRE!!!
61. Purify the earth through better genocide. ^_^
62. Prepare for arrival of alien overlords.
63. Log off and go to sleep.
64. Make Microsoft go today where they won't be here tomorrow.
65. Wave to Brin! ^_^
66. Get my spanish II teacher fired.
67. Create Zohar and start the XG story.
68. Leave this logging and go to sleep.
69: get the crimson ghost.
70. Find the Frozen Flame.
71. Remember to feed Deus before he eats my upstairs neighbors. No, wait... that might be a better idea.
72. Find Carmen Sandiego.
73. Kill Barney.
74. Get those darn dragon genes.
75. Find Wally.
76. Find Waldo.
77. and kill him.
78. Kill Sirus for stelaing my idea about finding Waldo.
79. Find Joseph-RPer and kill him.
80. Twice!
81. Prove that Grahf is goth.
82. Sneak into someone's luggage and fly to Ireland.
83. Steal the jingly bells from Grahf's helmet/mask.
84. Improve Defenses in all major Irish airports.
85. Paint Opiomorph pink.
86. Make a webpage of all these tomorrow.
87. With polka dots.
88. steal Alpha Weltall.
89. Watch Elly get reall confused by all of this.
90. Dress up as Miang and see how long it will take before anyone notices.
90. KILL HEERO YUY!!
91. KILL KOU!
92. Add himself to inherit the RX-78 Gp01 Full Vernean in Kou's will.
93. Sleep more than 3 and a half hours tonight. ^^;
94. Make fun of G Gundam!
95. Watch more of Zeta Gundam.
96. Watch any gundam at all.
97. Eat pants.
98. Never mention pants again.
99. Wear pants.
100. Remark on how much Alpha/True Weltall look like the Master Gundam...
101. Find Master Gundam.
102. Find the next crystal!
103. Find my sanity and give him a wedgie.
104: Turn totally spherical.
105. Beat up George Bush Jr.
106. Give Bush the chair.
107. Transfer my conciousness entirely to a computer and give up on physical forms entirely.
108. Convice Miriam she's been watching too much Lain.
109. Install Windows on Miriam.
110. Wipe own mind in an attempt to get IE off.
111. Reach one hundred on this wacky list.
112. Keep Cuba from deloping Arachno Gundam.
113. Get the Tequila Gundam!
114. Kill all Dalmations.
115. Make Wing Gundam Zero Custom.
116. Kill Quatre
117. Argue that the 'custom' surname is a farce, as all the Gundams in Wing were custom-built.
118. WATCH MACROSS.
119. Actually PAINT model kits when assembling them.
120. Wonder why they hell they made a Gundam Ball mobile suit.
121. Figure out why everyone in ZZ Gundam sorta looks like a little kid.....
122. Begin to hypnotize everyone with Sharon Apple.
123. Eep.
124. Mangle the people who arent actually mkaing resolutions.
125. Break each and every one of these resolutions. Except for KILLING HEERO YUY!!
126. Find out who that guy is.
127. Decide /not/ to try to cosplay as Heero Yuy...
128. Cosplay as Grahf and frighten children.
129. Release hidden Newtype abilities and use water pistols as funnels.
130. Frighten children anyway.
131. Get a date for the prom.
131. Frighten adults.
132. Dress up as Grahf on the Muck and see if anyone notices.
133. Add resolution here.
134. Find out what the strange ripping noise from my stomach was.
135. Shoot that damn raven who keeps saying 'nevermore'.
136. Say nevermore more.
137. Shoot Brin more.
138. Say "Ow!" more.
139. Remember to spell correctly.
140. Not have a 129th resolution.
141. Haunt Elly.
142. Make that not have a 130th resolution.
143. Not Care.
144. Learn to draw hands.
145. Squish Sirus.
146. Ow.
147. Learn to erase hands.
148. Learn to draw with my hands.
149. Make Sirus an 'extra' in XGL and then kill him.
150 Erase Brins hands.
151. Scream.
152. Learn to type with my teeth.
153. Spread bad things about XGL across the net.
154. wheedle Ryu into making me an extra in XGL.
155. File down Ryu's teeth.
156. Erase the 137th resolution.
157. Kill Sirus.
158. Kill Brin.
159. Stay alive.
160. KILL HEERO YUY!
161. Become a God, then kill Kale.
162. Kill...i dunno......Sirus. Again.
163. Dodge.
164. Find the meaning of life and hope it's not income taxes.
165. Vote Libritarian.
166. Vote Lesbian.
167. Vote.
168. Find the cube root of 74293874893274
169. Find the cube rout of YOUR MOM!
170. Divide by zero and come up with a decent, applicable answer.
171. Stop insulting people's mothers. Mothers are very nice people.
172. Buy one of the many copies of PW on ebay.
173. Laugh at everyone 'cuz he arleady has a PW.
174. Buy that 'Art of Final Fantasy IX' at EB.
175. kill ryu.
176. kill ryu.
177. kill ryu.
178. kill ryu.
179. kill ryu.
180. kill ryu.
181. kill ryu.
182. kill ryu.
183. Take the red pill and travel deeper into the rabbit hole.
184. Take her pills.
185. Sign off to let whiny little brother on.
186. Kerthwap Elly for not making proper resolutions.
187. Wave to Sirus!
189. Set Sirus on FIRE!!! as he leaves.
190. Sniffles because she has non to make.
191. make 191 Resolutions for Elly.
192. Take over the world afterwards with her mighty set of Clow Cards. :P
193. Pour paint thinner on the Clow Cards.
194. Turn into an icon for other people to merchandise, and leave mortal existance behind. ^^
195. Develop a picture he took of a Kero-chan doll holding a beer at the anime convention.
196. Learn the Osaka dialect.
197. Really go to sleep now. And leave this logging.
198. Wave to Brin again!
199. Tell Miriam it isn't a dialect, but a way of talking...which is like that of a tough guy.
200. Shoot Brin one more time before he leaves. *BANG!*
201. Idle.
202. Finish the Mansion TP.
203. Try to figure out the difference between dialects and ways of talking anyway... ^_^;;;
204. Learn Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu.
205. Keep making pointless resolutions.