Guess the web logger !
Aren't web loggers (bloggers) a hilarious bunch? I don't know about
you, but I could spend all day reading everything they say. There's
an apt article in The Onion right now which is relevant;
Chronic blogger expresses frustration with self
through rambling unpunctuated article consistent of irrelevant links
Monday March 18th 2002 9:53:23am gmt earth siderial period: 2
I baffled lonely as a cloud
Remind me to not eat toast ever. Yuch. I don't like toast.
Don't you not like toast too? Whoever you are? I had toast
this morning. You should not have toast. I don't like toast.
Toast made me sick. I will have toast tomorrow. There is
nothing other than toast in the house. I'm off to get some
non-toast now. Poo. Toast.
Monday March 18th 2002 9:57:48am gmt earth siderial period: 2
whas wif ma homie
i am really lazy today really lazy doesnt stuff suck so much
how i hate stuff i just wish stuff could go away and then i
could write this column forever. god im so lazy i think its
depressing how lazy stuff is :(( watchin tv. booorin.
stupid apathy towards working. w00t.
Monday March 18th 2002 9:57:48am earth siderial period: 2
Ymay osteriorpay excretesway
My sleeping pattern
deviates ever more towards
the erratic which
will hopefully be aleviated through the application of carte noire,
the frames and an essay which I am taking the opportunity of
writing thanks to it all. Naturally I will post it up under my
essays section upon completion.
Want me to give you a curiously sociological insight into my psyche
while I instead excruciate painstakingly
about how I need to cut my nails & buy new toothpaste? No, you probably
couldn't give a monkey's toddlers, even if I were to mildly think about
what the hell I'm writing enough to want to at least present it
palleteably. Well, if you'll excuse me, now it's back to therapy. Lalala.
(Bloggers are funny).