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Some funny quotes by Jack Handey
Heres a some pictures from 'The Office'.
One of the funniest shows
I've ever seen.
BBC 2 at 9.30 on a Monday night.
Heres our man David the 'Boss'. Total tosser, reckons
he's hilarious....but he's not.
Genius acting by Ricky Gervais.
David
Then theres his right hand man. Gareth Keenan, assistant
regional manager as he claims...or assistant to the regional
manager if you believe David. He now claims to be simply..
'Team Leader'.
Gareth
And now just a quick look at the group in this office photo. The Group
Here is what i consider to be the funniest site on the net. tvgohome.com
The Onion very funny and smart humour
from this piss take newspaper.
The Evil Gerald An Irish piss take newspaper.
And it's funny too, surprisingly enough ( it being Irish and all). I jest.
The Darwin Awards Very funny website dedicated
to those who left this world in a hilarious blaze of glory.
With concerns for the Irish IT sector with the downturn
in the american economy, we predict the future of
programmers here.
Thought this was a funny piss take on those Ibiza compilation CDs.
Heres the 2 new DOL adds...it's really funny.
Well worth having a look at...though i'm sure by the time anyone
is reading this they wont exactly be that new anymore...
You saw it here first!
Which side are you????
Follow this link for lots and lots of jokes...
Or JOKE CITY if you would prefer.
JOKE CITY
Sixteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry
1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from
her at that moment.
3. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
6. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
7. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
8. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
be "meetings."
9. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
people who are not in them.
10. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all
of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL
NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
11. You should not confuse your career with your life.
12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.
13. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
14. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual
who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that
individual is crazy.
15. Your friends love you, anyway.
16. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
37 True Things 1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint to toilet cycle gets scynchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 9) Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls do the 'deed' is almost impossible to resist. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating an apple. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've gotten your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has their arm broken by a swan. 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood to specifically stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. 36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones. 37) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.
