Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyqr at 12:31, 02/07/2001
              >-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
              | And there he goes - like a fish out of water in  |
              | a world he never made.                           |
              >--------------------------------------------------<
EOF

Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyps at 15:16, 02/07/2001
               >------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
               | We said it before, and we'll say it again:     |
               | The internet sucks.                            |
               | What we need... is some kind of "super"net.    |
               | With online fizzy cola lollies, and more porn! |
               | etc.                                           |
               >------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttypo at 12:40, 11/07/2001
         >------------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------------<
         | Yeah, exactly. We laugh, and that's all that matters.      |
         | Althugh that kind of mentality could get us incarcerated.  |
         >------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq0 at 10:07, 12/07/2001
             >--------------------- Hey(tm) ----------------------<
             | Digging up sucks. Let's play hungry hungry hippos. |
             >----------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq7 at 11:43, 20/07/2001
                            >------ Hey(tm) ------<
                            | Sounds ORBalicious. |
                            >---------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyr3 at 12:12, 24/07/2001
                     >------------- Hey(tm) --------------<
                     | Guilty as charged ro :)            |
                     | *cheeky yet adorable little smile* |
                     >------------------------------------<
EOF

Message from jesus@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq5 at 09:06, 01/08/2001
         *---------------  Andy: Original and Best   ----------------*
         + Stop making suggestions like that when you know I've been +
         + drinking                                                  +
         *-----------------------------------------------------------*
EOF

Message from cokane@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyqt at 16:49, 02/10/2001
                            &  This is a mass hey  &

                              We need more men
                            &                      &
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyrf at 11:09, 03/10/2001
      >---------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
      | Cool. Did they give you "I paid all my fees at the fees office!" |
      | badge and/or t-shirt?                                            |
      | :)                                                               |
      >------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from cokane@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttypu at 11:28, 12/10/2001
             &                 This is a mass hey                 &

               Who wants to go to the registry office!!!!?!?!?!!?
             &                                                    &
EOF
        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/194) [ Mon 15/Oct/2001 18:55:05 ] ...
                        *-  Andy: Original and Best   -*
                        + Or                           +
                        + laekfjl;kjc\xlkjcx;lkjc\z    +
                        + As we say in Crypto          +
                        *------------------------------*

 Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/194) [ Mon 15/Oct/2001 18:58:42 ] ...
           *-------------  Andy: Original and Best   --------------*
           + An anthrax laced envelope sent to Boeing headquarters +
           + was mailed in Ireland                                 +
           + THE TOWELHEADS HAVE LANDED!!!!                        +
           + RED ALERT!!!!                                         +
           *-------------------------------------------------------*

        Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/104) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:16:25 ] ...
                  >---------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
                  | Da da, das ist ein un true statement ya. |
                  >------------------------------------------<

        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/92) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:18:39 ] ...
                    *----  Andy: Original and Best   -----*
                    + ja                                  +
                    + Hello, Ich Beins                    +
                    + Sven ist en-vacation                +
                    + ....Speak English ya cunt           +
                    +                                     +
                    + Andy's guide to professional German +
                    *-------------------------------------*

       Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/104) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:24:02 ] ...
                >------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
                | Hmmm...                                     |
                | Maybe he's pumping her for project ideas :) |
                >---------------------------------------------<

        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/132) [ Wed 17/Oct/2001 19:25:11 ] ...
           *-------------  Andy: Original and Best   --------------*
           + Tom: So, nice wearther today                          +
           + Karl: Why don't I just bend over and let you fuck me? +
           + I'm paraphrasing here                                 +
           *-------------------------------------------------------*

   Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/132) [ Wed 17/Oct/2001 20:01:15 ] ...
           *--------------  Andy: Original and Best   --------------*
           + Why does he look so familar?                           +
           + Did he work for AOL?                                   +
           + Is he a cunt or am I unfairly judging him based on his +
           + cunt-face appearance and cunt-voice?                   +
           *--------------------------------------------------------*

       Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/220) [ Thu 18/Oct/2001 11:44:34 ] ...
                            &  This is a mass hey  &

                              What brickie guy?
                              I want a brickie guy
                            &                      &

      Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/105) [ Thu 18/Oct/2001 16:05:41] ...
                          ---- Hiiii everybody! -----
                         | now that Karl's gone...   |
                         | wow, isn't prodigy slow!? |
                          ---------------------------

       Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/62) [ Tue 30/Oct/2001 16:33:22] ...
                        *-  Andy: Original and Best   -*
                        + Fuck him and fucking manners +
                        *------------------------------*

    Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/269) [ Thu  1/Nov/2001 11:23:41 ]... 
             *-----------  Andy: Original and Best   ------------*
             + Rainbows? Gay?                                    +
             + That explains all those Rainbow flags in San Fran +
             + I thought they were just color blind              +
             *---------------------------------------------------*

                      Johnny travels Back To Friday 2.

        Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/370) [ Mon  5/Nov/2001 15:05:03 ] ...
      M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
      * karl, get a cough bottle                                         *
      * I was dying on friday...was bearly able to stand when I got home *
      * but I'd been taking a cough bottle all day and I was a hell of   *
      * a lot better on friday morning.                                  *
      J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

    Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/338) [ Wed  7/Nov/2001 10:19:28 ]...
         *---------------  Andy: Original and Best   ----------------*
         + I'm impressed by your maturity                            +
         + allow me to present you with the mature bastard from hell +
         + award 2001                                                +
         *-----------------------------------------------------------*

                     ---------------------------------


        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/174) [ Tue 13/Nov/2001 16:34:56 ] ...
                        *-  Andy: Original and Best   -*
                        + Thank you Johnny             +
                        *------------------------------*


ledge@prodigy (~) %
        Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/398) [ Tue 13/Nov/2001 16:36:43 ] ...
                              M~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~O
                              * no bodger       *
                              J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O


                     ----------------------------------
        Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/464) [ Thu 15/Nov/2001 11:46:47 ]...
                      >------------ Hey(tm) ------------<
                      | Pretty much :)                  |
                      | Ah no, he's nice. I like him.   |
                      | Small and cuddly. Er. I mean..  |
                      | ????                            |
                      | What do I mean?                 |
                      >---------------------------------<

        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/362) [ Mon 19/Nov/2001 16:28:24 ] ...
           *--------------  Andy: Original and Best   --------------*
           + Don;t tempt fate Johnny                                +
           + You know full well I'd cut your throat for twenty quid +
           *--------------------------------------------------------*

    Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/158) [ Tue 20/Nov/2001 12:18:14 ] ...
   &                          This is a mass hey                           &

     *l* Of all the labs in all the CA buildings, he had to walk into mine
   &                                                                       &

      Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/158) [ Tue 20/Nov/2001 12:18:43 ] ...
        &                      This is a mass hey                      &

          Someone farted here and it's really wrecked my concentration
        &                                                              &

  Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/62) [ Fri 11/Jan/2002 20:52:09 ] ...
          >------------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------------<
          | Burn them all!!!!!!                                     |
          | I say anyway.                                           |
          | But then again I was always too fond of burning stuff.  |
          | It's at times like these I'd turn to my counsellor,     |
          | but I burned him.                                       |
          >---------------------------------------------------------<

      Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/63) [ Thu 17/Jan/2002 11:15:27 ] ...
                         M~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~O
                         * ooh, bar! good idea       *
                         * gave it to andy yesterday *
                         J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/166) [ Wed  6/Feb/2002 11:32:51 ] ...
                *---------  Andy: Original and Best   ---------*
                + Let's not do it                              +
                + I'd like to see how Alistair reacts to that! +
                + What's the worst he could do?                +
                + Nod at us to death?                          +
                *----------------------------------------------*

        Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/74) [ Thu 14/Feb/2002 11:50:42 ] ...
                        *-  Andy: Original and Best   -*
                        + Damn you O'Ryan              +
                        *------------------------------*

        Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/135) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:35:30 ] ...
               oooooooooooooooo Hiiii everybody! oooooooooooooooo
               O well, if HE said it is,....                    O
               O :-)                                            O
               O nah , I'm going to all my lectures from now on O
               oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

        Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/194) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:36:08 ]...
          >------------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------------<
          | What t-shirts? Where? I don't see any t-shirts..        |
          | I think your hatred of DCU has clotted your brain Pat.  |
          | When you're lying dead on the floor from a massive      |
          | brain clot remember that.                               |
          >---------------------------------------------------------<

        Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/194) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:36:17 ]...
                >------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
                | (er actually, that's a bit bad, scrap that) |
                >---------------------------------------------<

       Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/290) [ Tue 26/Feb/2002 18:17:43 ] ...
          >------------------------ Hey(tm) -------------------------<
          | He's an anal wierdo, that's why his heart's in the right |
          | place.. He just cares I think, sure he cares in a really |
          | anal wierdo way, that's why he gets the flak             |
          >----------------------------------------------------------<

       Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/77) [ Tue 12/Mar/2002 14:39:58 ] ...
              &               This is a mass hey                &

                Yeah I'm a loveable scamp :o)
                Vote RAy O' Keefe!
              &                                                 &

Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/234) [ Wed 24/Apr/2002 12:36:05 ] ...
                           M~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~O
                           * christ my arse is sore *
                           * fuckin' goalpost       *
                           J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/254) [ Tue  7/May/2002 14:24:03 ] ...
          M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
          * People, we may have stumbled upon the greatest discovery *
          * in the history of mankind.                               *
          * *checks notes*                                           *
          * No, wait, I forgot to carry the 3                        *
          J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Message from bubble on prodigy (pts/128) [ Wed  8/May/2002 16:31:51 ] ...
                      """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
                      " *uh**uh**uh**meow**uh*UH**UH*    "
                      " *god intervenes*                 "
                      " *cat explodes in giant fireball* "
                      """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/213) [ Fri 17/May/2002 10:37:21 ] ...
               >------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
               | Oh don't worry. We'll help you alright. *nods* |
               | *fondles baseball bat*                         |
               >------------------------------------------------<

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/374) [ Mon  3/Feb/2003 12:05:53 ] ...
             *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
             | Yeah, saw everything                               |
             | Though I couldn't find the "world trade centre"    |
             | I think the guide book Pat gave me might have been |
             | out of date                                        |
             *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*


Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/87) [ Mon 12/May/2003 10:17:43 ] ...
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
          | Single White Laptop: This Time It's Personal (computing) |
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/76) [ Wed 28/May/2003 16:58:53 ] ...
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
           | "No, you don't really need a firewall"                |
           | *five seconds later a crack team of Israeli commandos |
           | wearing Checkpoint t-shirts come crashing through the |
           | windows*                                              |
           | "ok, ok, point taken"                                 |
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/45) [ Tue  8/Jul/2003 09:47:41 ] ...
                 *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
                 | OMG, a man just died Karl                 |
                 | Have a little respect                     |
                 | I really hope it was that McElwaine prick |
                 *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/155) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 10:41:46 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | Well explain to me why your e-mails are all coming in as   |
         | being dated June?                                          |
         | Sounds like the work of a multi-armed elepahant headed git |
         | if you ask me                                              |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/155) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 10:43:45 ] ...
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
           | Actually India's not the only one fucking up dates    |
           | AIB are at it too                                     |
           | When I check my account online it has withdrawls made |
           | tomorrow listed                                       |
           | Which I think is very presumtuous                     |
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/162) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 14:23:45 ] ...
                   ooooooooooo Hiiii frozen body! ooooooooooo
                   O My dog just fell down the stairs.      O
                   O and I didn't even push her or anything O
                   oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:25:43 ]...
                     >------------- Hey(tm) --------------<
                     | I'm the part where Arnie is "back" |
                     >------------------------------------<

Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:45:50 ] ...
                >------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
                | They're always in the last place you look.  |
                | So look there first.                        |
                >---------------------------------------------<

Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:48:08 ] ...
            >---------------------- Hey(tm) ----------------------<
            | Stupid language, why can't computers just "evolve"  |
            | and then they can do all this shit for us           |
            >-----------------------------------------------------<

Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:49:06 ] ...
        >-------------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------------<
        | Phht. Java.                                                 |
        | "Ooh, my code's not 'man' enough to run on a real machine,  |
        | I need a wussy wimpy 'virtual machine' like a wussy wimp"   |
        >-------------------------------------------------------------<

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/87) [ Fri 25/Jul/2003 12:11:57 ] ...
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
          | Oh jesus, I've been trying to read Conor's e-mail for an |
          | hour now                                                 |
          | It's like sitting through the Hulk all over again        |
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/131) [ Fri 25/Jul/2003 14:17:08 ] ...
       ooooooooooooooooooooooo Hiiii frozen body! ooooooooooooooooooooooo
       O "...and the horse you rode in on!" is still ringing in my ears O
       oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/181) [ Mon 28/Jul/2003 12:03:34 ] ...
                   *~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
                   | Hey, when in London, talk like a prat |
                   *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/199) [ Tue 29/Jul/2003 10:00:27 ] ...
              &                This is a mass hey                &

                Cost of ticket to South America: $500
                Cost of poncho: $10
                Cost of ransom to pay your kidnappers: priceless
                :o)
              &                                                  &

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/171) [ Tue 29/Jul/2003 11:07:33 ] ...
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
           | I was on a four day holiday                            |
           | but then I realised that Conor's e-mails are gonna cut |
           | that down to about three hours if I keep reading them  |
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/192) [ Thu 31/Jul/2003 09:55:07 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | There should be some way of making the prompt intelligent |
         | "You have new mail" if it's mail                          |
         | "You have been spammed _again_" if it's from Conor        |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/221) [ Tue 19/Aug/2003 14:09:14 ] ...
              M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
              * It's nicer than diet, not as nice as original.  *
              * Tastes a bit like Cavan Cola, only not as nice. *
              * Back when cavan cola was actually made in cavan *
              J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/161) [ Mon 25/Aug/2003 11:46:47 ] ...
                         &    This is a mass hey     &

                           What am I, an ant doctor?
                         &                           &

Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/108 at 10:21 ...
                               >--- Hey(tm) ---<
                               | Mmm... nuts.  |
                               >---------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:00 ...
                   >--------------- Hey(tm) ----------------<
                   | Mmmm... I can't wait to eat that email |
                   >----------------------------------------<
EOF

Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:00 ...
                          >-------- Hey(tm) --------<
                          | Mmmm... Michael Jackson |
                          >-------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:06 ...
            >---------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------<
            | It's gonna take a lot of email searching-through,    |
            | possibly a whole day's or week's worth, but I        |
            | feel my government-funded ass is up to the challenge |
            >------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/106 at 14:04 ...
                   >--------------- Hey(tm) ---------------<
                   | Pron is like porn, only for dyslexics |
                   >---------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from cokane@carbon on pts/90 at 09:32 ...
      &                       This is a mass hey                        &

        If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care
        about.
      &                                                                 &
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/206 at 10:20 ...
              >-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
              | Britnet and Justin are back together!!!          |
              | No, no, I lie, I just want it to happen so badly |
              >--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/211 at 11:32 ...
                   >--------------- Hey(tm) ---------------<
                   | Yeah, what's not cool about unix????? |
                   | Nothing!!                             |
                   | :)                                    |
                   >---------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/211 at 11:55 ...
                         >--------- Hey(tm) ---------<
                         | Scorpio? Crush?           |
                         | Sounds like a chick flick |
                         >---------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/137 at 10:03 ...
     >----------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
     | I assume they do, Eddie Rockets wouldn't lie to us... would they? |
     >-------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/137 at 10:07 ...
                 >----------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
                 | I thought the Buffalo was extinct anyway? |
                 | Just like the dodo, and Cilla Black       |
                 >-------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/119 at 10:34 ...
                     M~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~O
                     * "ooh arrr"                        *
                     * sure to get any woman in the mood *
                     * :o)                               *
                     J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/182 at 11:53 ...
   >------------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------------<
   | *l*                                                                   |
   | Ok, it was someone who actually had sex with his teacher's mother!    |
   | Behind his teacher's back! Then published the photos on teh webpage,  |
   | and the teacher was all like "no way" and he was all like "way",      |
   | and she was all like "I am your father" and he was all like "shit!"   |
   >-----------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/149 at 09:24 ...
                *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
                | Live fast, die wide                         |
                | That's our motto, unless I mistranslated it |
                *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/149 at 09:30 ...
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
           | Pff, I don't think anyone goes to movies to look at a |
           | attractive women Johnny                               |
           *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on ttysb at 14:57 ...
                 >----------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
                 | And Conor shit his pants.... holy... shit |
                 >-------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/161 at [ Thu 06/Nov/2003 15:39:53 ] ...
     >----------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
     | We need to send a 5-man mission to India to bring him home        |
     | safe and deprogram him... STAT!                                   |
     | We need choppers, tanks, whole armies, nuclear bombs (optional).  |
     | If anyone asks, we'll say we're america.                          |
     | (hah, suckers!)                                                   |
     >-------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/18 at [ Wed 19/Nov/2003 11:49:49 ] ...
              M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
              * Ah, its times like these I wish I had a heyfile. *
              J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/221 at [ Wed 19/Nov/2003 12:00:55 ] ...
          >------------------------ Hey(tm) -------------------------<
          | *Karl declines to dignify Ro's slagging with a response* |
          >----------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttysf at [ Thu 20/Nov/2003 13:00:13 ] ...
                         *~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~*
                         | Who the hell is lunchtime? |
                         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttysf at [ Thu 20/Nov/2003 13:28:09 ] ...
                       *~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~*
                       | under pressure                 |
                       | I'll do \bowie, you be Mercury |
                       *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on ttypa at [ Tue 25/Nov/2003 10:41:56 ] ...
           >----------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------<
           | *l*                                                   |
           | Sounds like Ronan's feeling a bit on the Kildare side |
           >-------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyw6 at [ Wed 26/Nov/2003 14:40:00 ] ...
             M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
             * Anyway, any scandal in the land of the rising sun? *
             * And have you found out why they call it that?      *
             J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/216 at [ Fri 05/Dec/2003 10:21:11 ] ...
                    *~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
                    | And you're thinking of Arabic Johnny |
                    | *calls FBI*                          |
                    *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/247 at [ Fri 05/Dec/2003 10:50:10 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | Absolutley, apparently the current Empress likes to do her |
         | bdyguards                                                  |
         | but louckily the Imperial Agency assassanates anyone who   |
         | repeats that rumors                                        |
         | *pause*                                                    |
         | Oh  shit                                                   |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/90 at [ Wed 17/Dec/2003 12:50:22 ] ...
                              *~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~*
                              | :o)              |
                              | gambetta kudasi! |
                              *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/170 at [ Fri 09/Jan/2004 11:19:48 ] ...
                   M~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~O
                   * Yeah, I still cant picture it.        *
                   * To me, he'll always be Big Fat Gordo, *
                   * lying on the couch, watching that     *
                   * german porn tape of his :o)           *
                   J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/4 at [ Sun 25/Jan/2004 05:13:30 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | I've been told to stop refering to clients as "The Enemy" |
         | At least while they're within earshot                     |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF

Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/197 at [ Thu 05/Feb/2004 11:48:59 ]
...
                      >------------ Hey(tm) -------------<
                      | *yawns*                          |
                      | Awwaaahahhhha (sound of yawning) |
                      | Morning all.                     |
                      | *shaves*                         |
                      >----------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/113 at [ Fri 13/Feb/2004 15:15:02 ] ...
                           M~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~O
                           * Me, myself and Ierne. *
                           J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/113 at [ Fri 13/Feb/2004 15:30:03 ] ...
                    M~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~O
                    * Ya, and I have developed a penchant *
                    * for saying 'thanks a mill, old boy' *
                    * whenever the oportunity arises.     *
                    J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttytc at [ Mon 23/Feb/2004 10:50:33 ] ...
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
          | Later that night, black clad assassins silently executed |
          | the striker and his entire family                        |
          | but it was all in good fun                               |
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/45 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 10:25:10 ]...
               >------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------<
               | I'm watching you Ryan.                        |
               | (no seriously, look out the window and wave!) |
               >-----------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/95 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 12:26:59 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | "hello, now that there's been an earthquake I'd like to   |
         | know what to do"                                          |
         | "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I can't help you, I'm dead"           |
         | "Not worry, I am too, I was incinerated in the post-quake |
         | firestorm because I didn't know to stay away from the gas |
         | pipe areas"                                               |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/95 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 12:27:32 ] ...
                        *~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~*
                        | Mmmmmmnnnnn Earthquake porn |
                        *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/4 at [ Sun 07/Mar/2004 11:37:09 ] ...
            *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
            | *l*                                                 |
            | Once I got him drinking my work in Ireland was done |
            | It was time to move on                              |
            *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/127 at [ Tue 06/Apr/2004 14:16:26 ] ...
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
         | Actually that earthquake reminded me, I must register with |
         | the embassy                                                |
         *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyu9 at [ Wed 14/Apr/2004 12:14:01 ] ...
                        M~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~O
                        * I mean, he's an "accountant" *
                        J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyu9 at [ Wed 14/Apr/2004 12:22:07 ] ...
                              M~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~O
                              * Hitman college  *
                              J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/267 at [ Tue 27/Apr/2004 09:35:44] ...
              >-------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
              | Mr. Ryan. I believe we have been expecting you. |
              >-------------------------------------------------<
EOF

Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/267 at [ Tue 27/Apr/2004 10:44:48 ] ...
              >-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
              | Started a fight?                                 |
              | "Hey buddy, I can eat what I like off the floor" |
              >--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/246 at [ Thu 29/Apr/2004 09:48:56 ]...
         >------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
         | Why would she assume you were paying 900 euro to a girl?  |
         | Has anybody heard of chick loan sharks????                |
         | I don't think so                                          |
         >-----------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/246 at [ Thu 29/Apr/2004 09:49:17 ] ...
              >-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
              | Although wait... whores... hmm. They take money. |
              >--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/158 at [ Wed 19/May/2004 14:39:06 ] ...
                      *~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~*
                      | grab a file handle and hold on! |
                      *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/39 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 11:53:35 ] ...
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
          | Why do all your girls friends sound like knock-off soft |
          | drinks?                                                 |
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/196 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:09:58 ] ...
         >------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
         | Perhaps the apparant superficial stupidity facades a more |
         | deep , problematic subconscious worry or anxiety          |
         >-----------------------------------------------------------<
EOF 
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/39 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:10:42 ] ...
                        *~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~*
                        | ok, you're stupid and mental |
                        *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/196 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:14:40 ] ...
         >------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
         | Plus, in addition to my previous heys, save THIS hey and  |
         | get a FREE 20% off selected popular science titles at     |
         | Barnes & Noble                                            |
         >-----------------------------------------------------------<
EOF

Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/397 at [ Fri 04/Jun/2004 15:01:58 ] ...
         >------------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------------<
         | I don't think so, you're all the way over there in Tokyo.  |
         | Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your noodles            |
         | etc.                                                       |
         >------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/362 at [ Thu 24/Jun/2004 14:34:04 ] ...
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  |--(~)--|  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
          | One of the lads was teaching english                    |
          | and on his first day some kid kept asking him something |
          | and he kept saying no                                   |
          | Then the kid shit himself, so John learned "Can I go to |
          | the toilet" in Japanese                                 |
          | the hard way                                            |
          *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF