Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyqr at 12:31, 02/07/2001
>-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
| And there he goes - like a fish out of water in |
| a world he never made. |
>--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyps at 15:16, 02/07/2001
>------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
| We said it before, and we'll say it again: |
| The internet sucks. |
| What we need... is some kind of "super"net. |
| With online fizzy cola lollies, and more porn! |
| etc. |
>------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttypo at 12:40, 11/07/2001
>------------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------------<
| Yeah, exactly. We laugh, and that's all that matters. |
| Althugh that kind of mentality could get us incarcerated. |
>------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq0 at 10:07, 12/07/2001
>--------------------- Hey(tm) ----------------------<
| Digging up sucks. Let's play hungry hungry hippos. |
>----------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq7 at 11:43, 20/07/2001
>------ Hey(tm) ------<
| Sounds ORBalicious. |
>---------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyr3 at 12:12, 24/07/2001
>------------- Hey(tm) --------------<
| Guilty as charged ro :) |
| *cheeky yet adorable little smile* |
>------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyq5 at 09:06, 01/08/2001
*--------------- Andy: Original and Best ----------------*
+ Stop making suggestions like that when you know I've been +
+ drinking +
*-----------------------------------------------------------*
EOF
Message from cokane@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyqt at 16:49, 02/10/2001
& This is a mass hey &
We need more men
& &
EOF
Message from kpodesta@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttyrf at 11:09, 03/10/2001
>---------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
| Cool. Did they give you "I paid all my fees at the fees office!" |
| badge and/or t-shirt? |
| :) |
>------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from cokane@enigma.redbrick.dcu.ie on ttypu at 11:28, 12/10/2001
& This is a mass hey &
Who wants to go to the registry office!!!!?!?!?!!?
& &
EOF
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/194) [ Mon 15/Oct/2001 18:55:05 ] ...
*- Andy: Original and Best -*
+ Or +
+ laekfjl;kjc\xlkjcx;lkjc\z +
+ As we say in Crypto +
*------------------------------*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/194) [ Mon 15/Oct/2001 18:58:42 ] ...
*------------- Andy: Original and Best --------------*
+ An anthrax laced envelope sent to Boeing headquarters +
+ was mailed in Ireland +
+ THE TOWELHEADS HAVE LANDED!!!! +
+ RED ALERT!!!! +
*-------------------------------------------------------*
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/104) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:16:25 ] ...
>---------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
| Da da, das ist ein un true statement ya. |
>------------------------------------------<
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/92) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:18:39 ] ...
*---- Andy: Original and Best -----*
+ ja +
+ Hello, Ich Beins +
+ Sven ist en-vacation +
+ ....Speak English ya cunt +
+ +
+ Andy's guide to professional German +
*-------------------------------------*
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/104) [ Tue 16/Oct/2001 19:24:02 ] ...
>------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
| Hmmm... |
| Maybe he's pumping her for project ideas :) |
>---------------------------------------------<
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/132) [ Wed 17/Oct/2001 19:25:11 ] ...
*------------- Andy: Original and Best --------------*
+ Tom: So, nice wearther today +
+ Karl: Why don't I just bend over and let you fuck me? +
+ I'm paraphrasing here +
*-------------------------------------------------------*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/132) [ Wed 17/Oct/2001 20:01:15 ] ...
*-------------- Andy: Original and Best --------------*
+ Why does he look so familar? +
+ Did he work for AOL? +
+ Is he a cunt or am I unfairly judging him based on his +
+ cunt-face appearance and cunt-voice? +
*--------------------------------------------------------*
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/220) [ Thu 18/Oct/2001 11:44:34 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
What brickie guy?
I want a brickie guy
& &
Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/105) [ Thu 18/Oct/2001 16:05:41] ...
---- Hiiii everybody! -----
| now that Karl's gone... |
| wow, isn't prodigy slow!? |
---------------------------
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/62) [ Tue 30/Oct/2001 16:33:22] ...
*- Andy: Original and Best -*
+ Fuck him and fucking manners +
*------------------------------*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/269) [ Thu 1/Nov/2001 11:23:41 ]...
*----------- Andy: Original and Best ------------*
+ Rainbows? Gay? +
+ That explains all those Rainbow flags in San Fran +
+ I thought they were just color blind +
*---------------------------------------------------*
Johnny travels Back To Friday 2.
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/370) [ Mon 5/Nov/2001 15:05:03 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* karl, get a cough bottle *
* I was dying on friday...was bearly able to stand when I got home *
* but I'd been taking a cough bottle all day and I was a hell of *
* a lot better on friday morning. *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/338) [ Wed 7/Nov/2001 10:19:28 ]...
*--------------- Andy: Original and Best ----------------*
+ I'm impressed by your maturity +
+ allow me to present you with the mature bastard from hell +
+ award 2001 +
*-----------------------------------------------------------*
---------------------------------
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/174) [ Tue 13/Nov/2001 16:34:56 ] ...
*- Andy: Original and Best -*
+ Thank you Johnny +
*------------------------------*
ledge@prodigy (~) %
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/398) [ Tue 13/Nov/2001 16:36:43 ] ...
M~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~O
* no bodger *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
----------------------------------
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/464) [ Thu 15/Nov/2001 11:46:47 ]...
>------------ Hey(tm) ------------<
| Pretty much :) |
| Ah no, he's nice. I like him. |
| Small and cuddly. Er. I mean.. |
| ???? |
| What do I mean? |
>---------------------------------<
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/362) [ Mon 19/Nov/2001 16:28:24 ] ...
*-------------- Andy: Original and Best --------------*
+ Don;t tempt fate Johnny +
+ You know full well I'd cut your throat for twenty quid +
*--------------------------------------------------------*
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/158) [ Tue 20/Nov/2001 12:18:14 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
*l* Of all the labs in all the CA buildings, he had to walk into mine
& &
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/158) [ Tue 20/Nov/2001 12:18:43 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
Someone farted here and it's really wrecked my concentration
& &
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/62) [ Fri 11/Jan/2002 20:52:09 ] ...
>------------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------------<
| Burn them all!!!!!! |
| I say anyway. |
| But then again I was always too fond of burning stuff. |
| It's at times like these I'd turn to my counsellor, |
| but I burned him. |
>---------------------------------------------------------<
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/63) [ Thu 17/Jan/2002 11:15:27 ] ...
M~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~O
* ooh, bar! good idea *
* gave it to andy yesterday *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/166) [ Wed 6/Feb/2002 11:32:51 ] ...
*--------- Andy: Original and Best ---------*
+ Let's not do it +
+ I'd like to see how Alistair reacts to that! +
+ What's the worst he could do? +
+ Nod at us to death? +
*----------------------------------------------*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/74) [ Thu 14/Feb/2002 11:50:42 ] ...
*- Andy: Original and Best -*
+ Damn you O'Ryan +
*------------------------------*
Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/135) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:35:30 ] ...
oooooooooooooooo Hiiii everybody! oooooooooooooooo
O well, if HE said it is,.... O
O :-) O
O nah , I'm going to all my lectures from now on O
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/194) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:36:08 ]...
>------------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------------<
| What t-shirts? Where? I don't see any t-shirts.. |
| I think your hatred of DCU has clotted your brain Pat. |
| When you're lying dead on the floor from a massive |
| brain clot remember that. |
>---------------------------------------------------------<
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/194) [ Tue 19/Feb/2002 12:36:17 ]...
>------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
| (er actually, that's a bit bad, scrap that) |
>---------------------------------------------<
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/290) [ Tue 26/Feb/2002 18:17:43 ] ...
>------------------------ Hey(tm) -------------------------<
| He's an anal wierdo, that's why his heart's in the right |
| place.. He just cares I think, sure he cares in a really |
| anal wierdo way, that's why he gets the flak |
>----------------------------------------------------------<
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/77) [ Tue 12/Mar/2002 14:39:58 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
Yeah I'm a loveable scamp :o)
Vote RAy O' Keefe!
& &
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/234) [ Wed 24/Apr/2002 12:36:05 ] ...
M~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~O
* christ my arse is sore *
* fuckin' goalpost *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/254) [ Tue 7/May/2002 14:24:03 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* People, we may have stumbled upon the greatest discovery *
* in the history of mankind. *
* *checks notes* *
* No, wait, I forgot to carry the 3 *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Message from bubble on prodigy (pts/128) [ Wed 8/May/2002 16:31:51 ] ...
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
" *uh**uh**uh**meow**uh*UH**UH* "
" *god intervenes* "
" *cat explodes in giant fireball* "
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/213) [ Fri 17/May/2002 10:37:21 ] ...
>------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
| Oh don't worry. We'll help you alright. *nods* |
| *fondles baseball bat* |
>------------------------------------------------<
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/374) [ Mon 3/Feb/2003 12:05:53 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Yeah, saw everything |
| Though I couldn't find the "world trade centre" |
| I think the guide book Pat gave me might have been |
| out of date |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/87) [ Mon 12/May/2003 10:17:43 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Single White Laptop: This Time It's Personal (computing) |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/76) [ Wed 28/May/2003 16:58:53 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| "No, you don't really need a firewall" |
| *five seconds later a crack team of Israeli commandos |
| wearing Checkpoint t-shirts come crashing through the |
| windows* |
| "ok, ok, point taken" |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/45) [ Tue 8/Jul/2003 09:47:41 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| OMG, a man just died Karl |
| Have a little respect |
| I really hope it was that McElwaine prick |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/155) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 10:41:46 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Well explain to me why your e-mails are all coming in as |
| being dated June? |
| Sounds like the work of a multi-armed elepahant headed git |
| if you ask me |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/155) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 10:43:45 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Actually India's not the only one fucking up dates |
| AIB are at it too |
| When I check my account online it has withdrawls made |
| tomorrow listed |
| Which I think is very presumtuous |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/162) [ Tue 22/Jul/2003 14:23:45 ] ...
ooooooooooo Hiiii frozen body! ooooooooooo
O My dog just fell down the stairs. O
O and I didn't even push her or anything O
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:25:43 ]...
>------------- Hey(tm) --------------<
| I'm the part where Arnie is "back" |
>------------------------------------<
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:45:50 ] ...
>------------------ Hey(tm) ------------------<
| They're always in the last place you look. |
| So look there first. |
>---------------------------------------------<
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:48:08 ] ...
>---------------------- Hey(tm) ----------------------<
| Stupid language, why can't computers just "evolve" |
| and then they can do all this shit for us |
>-----------------------------------------------------<
Message from kpodesta on prodigy (pts/140) [ Wed 23/Jul/2003 09:49:06 ] ...
>-------------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------------<
| Phht. Java. |
| "Ooh, my code's not 'man' enough to run on a real machine, |
| I need a wussy wimpy 'virtual machine' like a wussy wimp" |
>-------------------------------------------------------------<
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/87) [ Fri 25/Jul/2003 12:11:57 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Oh jesus, I've been trying to read Conor's e-mail for an |
| hour now |
| It's like sitting through the Hulk all over again |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from kenny on prodigy (pts/131) [ Fri 25/Jul/2003 14:17:08 ] ...
ooooooooooooooooooooooo Hiiii frozen body! ooooooooooooooooooooooo
O "...and the horse you rode in on!" is still ringing in my ears O
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/181) [ Mon 28/Jul/2003 12:03:34 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Hey, when in London, talk like a prat |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/199) [ Tue 29/Jul/2003 10:00:27 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
Cost of ticket to South America: $500
Cost of poncho: $10
Cost of ransom to pay your kidnappers: priceless
:o)
& &
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/171) [ Tue 29/Jul/2003 11:07:33 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| I was on a four day holiday |
| but then I realised that Conor's e-mails are gonna cut |
| that down to about three hours if I keep reading them |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from jesus on prodigy (pts/192) [ Thu 31/Jul/2003 09:55:07 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| There should be some way of making the prompt intelligent |
| "You have new mail" if it's mail |
| "You have been spammed _again_" if it's from Conor |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Message from mojo on prodigy (pts/221) [ Tue 19/Aug/2003 14:09:14 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* It's nicer than diet, not as nice as original. *
* Tastes a bit like Cavan Cola, only not as nice. *
* Back when cavan cola was actually made in cavan *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Message from cokane on prodigy (pts/161) [ Mon 25/Aug/2003 11:46:47 ] ...
& This is a mass hey &
What am I, an ant doctor?
& &
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/108 at 10:21 ...
>--- Hey(tm) ---<
| Mmm... nuts. |
>---------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:00 ...
>--------------- Hey(tm) ----------------<
| Mmmm... I can't wait to eat that email |
>----------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:00 ...
>-------- Hey(tm) --------<
| Mmmm... Michael Jackson |
>-------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/118 at 10:06 ...
>---------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------<
| It's gonna take a lot of email searching-through, |
| possibly a whole day's or week's worth, but I |
| feel my government-funded ass is up to the challenge |
>------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/106 at 14:04 ...
>--------------- Hey(tm) ---------------<
| Pron is like porn, only for dyslexics |
>---------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from cokane@carbon on pts/90 at 09:32 ...
& This is a mass hey &
If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care
about.
& &
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/206 at 10:20 ...
>-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
| Britnet and Justin are back together!!! |
| No, no, I lie, I just want it to happen so badly |
>--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/211 at 11:32 ...
>--------------- Hey(tm) ---------------<
| Yeah, what's not cool about unix????? |
| Nothing!! |
| :) |
>---------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/211 at 11:55 ...
>--------- Hey(tm) ---------<
| Scorpio? Crush? |
| Sounds like a chick flick |
>---------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/137 at 10:03 ...
>----------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
| I assume they do, Eddie Rockets wouldn't lie to us... would they? |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/137 at 10:07 ...
>----------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
| I thought the Buffalo was extinct anyway? |
| Just like the dodo, and Cilla Black |
>-------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/119 at 10:34 ...
M~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~O
* "ooh arrr" *
* sure to get any woman in the mood *
* :o) *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/182 at 11:53 ...
>------------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------------<
| *l* |
| Ok, it was someone who actually had sex with his teacher's mother! |
| Behind his teacher's back! Then published the photos on teh webpage, |
| and the teacher was all like "no way" and he was all like "way", |
| and she was all like "I am your father" and he was all like "shit!" |
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/149 at 09:24 ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Live fast, die wide |
| That's our motto, unless I mistranslated it |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/149 at 09:30 ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Pff, I don't think anyone goes to movies to look at a |
| attractive women Johnny |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on ttysb at 14:57 ...
>----------------- Hey(tm) -----------------<
| And Conor shit his pants.... holy... shit |
>-------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/161 at [ Thu 06/Nov/2003 15:39:53 ] ...
>----------------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------------<
| We need to send a 5-man mission to India to bring him home |
| safe and deprogram him... STAT! |
| We need choppers, tanks, whole armies, nuclear bombs (optional). |
| If anyone asks, we'll say we're america. |
| (hah, suckers!) |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/18 at [ Wed 19/Nov/2003 11:49:49 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* Ah, its times like these I wish I had a heyfile. *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/221 at [ Wed 19/Nov/2003 12:00:55 ] ...
>------------------------ Hey(tm) -------------------------<
| *Karl declines to dignify Ro's slagging with a response* |
>----------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttysf at [ Thu 20/Nov/2003 13:00:13 ] ...
*~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~*
| Who the hell is lunchtime? |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttysf at [ Thu 20/Nov/2003 13:28:09 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~*
| under pressure |
| I'll do \bowie, you be Mercury |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on ttypa at [ Tue 25/Nov/2003 10:41:56 ] ...
>----------------------- Hey(tm) -----------------------<
| *l* |
| Sounds like Ronan's feeling a bit on the Kildare side |
>-------------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyw6 at [ Wed 26/Nov/2003 14:40:00 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* Anyway, any scandal in the land of the rising sun? *
* And have you found out why they call it that? *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/216 at [ Fri 05/Dec/2003 10:21:11 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| And you're thinking of Arabic Johnny |
| *calls FBI* |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/247 at [ Fri 05/Dec/2003 10:50:10 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Absolutley, apparently the current Empress likes to do her |
| bdyguards |
| but louckily the Imperial Agency assassanates anyone who |
| repeats that rumors |
| *pause* |
| Oh shit |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/90 at [ Wed 17/Dec/2003 12:50:22 ] ...
*~~ |--(~)--| ~~~*
| :o) |
| gambetta kudasi! |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/170 at [ Fri 09/Jan/2004 11:19:48 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~~O
* Yeah, I still cant picture it. *
* To me, he'll always be Big Fat Gordo, *
* lying on the couch, watching that *
* german porn tape of his :o) *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/4 at [ Sun 25/Jan/2004 05:13:30 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| I've been told to stop refering to clients as "The Enemy" |
| At least while they're within earshot |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/197 at [ Thu 05/Feb/2004 11:48:59 ]
...
>------------ Hey(tm) -------------<
| *yawns* |
| Awwaaahahhhha (sound of yawning) |
| Morning all. |
| *shaves* |
>----------------------------------<
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/113 at [ Fri 13/Feb/2004 15:15:02 ] ...
M~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~O
* Me, myself and Ierne. *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on pts/113 at [ Fri 13/Feb/2004 15:30:03 ] ...
M~~~~~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~~~~O
* Ya, and I have developed a penchant *
* for saying 'thanks a mill, old boy' *
* whenever the oportunity arises. *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on ttytc at [ Mon 23/Feb/2004 10:50:33 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Later that night, black clad assassins silently executed |
| the striker and his entire family |
| but it was all in good fun |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/45 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 10:25:10 ]...
>------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------<
| I'm watching you Ryan. |
| (no seriously, look out the window and wave!) |
>-----------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/95 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 12:26:59 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| "hello, now that there's been an earthquake I'd like to |
| know what to do" |
| "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I can't help you, I'm dead" |
| "Not worry, I am too, I was incinerated in the post-quake |
| firestorm because I didn't know to stay away from the gas |
| pipe areas" |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/95 at [ Tue 02/Mar/2004 12:27:32 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~*
| Mmmmmmnnnnn Earthquake porn |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/4 at [ Sun 07/Mar/2004 11:37:09 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| *l* |
| Once I got him drinking my work in Ireland was done |
| It was time to move on |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from jesus@carbon on pts/127 at [ Tue 06/Apr/2004 14:16:26 ] ...
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |--(~)--| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
| Actually that earthquake reminded me, I must register with |
| the embassy |
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyu9 at [ Wed 14/Apr/2004 12:14:01 ] ...
M~~~~~~~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~~~~~~~~O
* I mean, he's an "accountant" *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from mojo@carbon on ttyu9 at [ Wed 14/Apr/2004 12:22:07 ] ...
M~ HERE'S JOHNNY ~O
* Hitman college *
J~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/267 at [ Tue 27/Apr/2004 09:35:44] ...
>-------------------- Hey(tm) --------------------<
| Mr. Ryan. I believe we have been expecting you. |
>-------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/267 at [ Tue 27/Apr/2004 10:44:48 ] ...
>-------------------- Hey(tm) ---------------------<
| Started a fight? |
| "Hey buddy, I can eat what I like off the floor" |
>--------------------------------------------------<
EOF
Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/246 at [ Thu 29/Apr/2004 09:48:56 ]...
>------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
| Why would she assume you were paying 900 euro to a girl? |
| Has anybody heard of chick loan sharks???? |
| I don't think so |
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Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/246 at [ Thu 29/Apr/2004 09:49:17 ] ...
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| Although wait... whores... hmm. They take money. |
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Message from jesus@carbon on pts/158 at [ Wed 19/May/2004 14:39:06 ] ...
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| grab a file handle and hold on! |
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Message from jesus@carbon on pts/39 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 11:53:35 ] ...
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| Why do all your girls friends sound like knock-off soft |
| drinks? |
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Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/196 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:09:58 ] ...
>------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
| Perhaps the apparant superficial stupidity facades a more |
| deep , problematic subconscious worry or anxiety |
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Message from jesus@carbon on pts/39 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:10:42 ] ...
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| ok, you're stupid and mental |
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Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/196 at [ Mon 24/May/2004 12:14:40 ] ...
>------------------------- Hey(tm) -------------------------<
| Plus, in addition to my previous heys, save THIS hey and |
| get a FREE 20% off selected popular science titles at |
| Barnes & Noble |
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Message from kpodesta@carbon on pts/397 at [ Fri 04/Jun/2004 15:01:58 ] ...
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| I don't think so, you're all the way over there in Tokyo. |
| Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your noodles |
| etc. |
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Message from jesus@carbon on pts/362 at [ Thu 24/Jun/2004 14:34:04 ] ...
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| One of the lads was teaching english |
| and on his first day some kid kept asking him something |
| and he kept saying no |
| Then the kid shit himself, so John learned "Can I go to |
| the toilet" in Japanese |
| the hard way |
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