So, well...

Here be dragons

So like, this was the page we had to make to fill up space. Kinda the anthesis of this whole site, if you please. Sadly we couldn't do any reviews of SWAP.avi or the like, but we found something even juicier.

Famous Beards throughout History!

If there's one thing we love more than facial hair, it's pubic hair! Unfortunatley, for tax reasons, we have no desire to descend into a porn site, so facial hair will have to do. Yes, facial hair. Throughout history, woman have been in awe of this, man's most unique feature. And man has been more than happy to show off his talents. Partly because shaving was difficult back in the Ye Olde times, and partly because facial hair looks funny. Whatever the motivation behind it, facial hair has shaped our society since the dawn of apes. If you were reading this 75 years ago, the beard would still be king of the facial hairs.

Russian author, Tolstoy, wrote the acclaimed bestseller "War and Peace" a story based on the title's ideals, a book which Nun purchased for an extremely low fee. He was also treated for a veneral disease and had a tendency to debauch himself on a grand scale.

Often hailed as the king of beard mythology, Karl Marx is a beard to be reckoned with. He is more beard than man for fuck's sake! In our opinion, the beard tried to stop him from developing socialism, but he went mad and went against the beard's wishes. And is he alive today? No. Thats what you get for not hailing to the beard.
Makes him look angry, though.

German industrialist, Friedrich Engels, guy who wrote a lot of lark about Communism, developed the ideas I suppose. Not cool. All the hip kids say communism is tops, but believe me, its a shallow idea. Anyway, he danced around with Marx, making pamphlets and that kind of thing, and he was once deported from France!

Ireland's most famous beard EVER, Michael Cusack. This man helped shape the face of GAA (if you don't know what that is, just imagine a load of guys hitting you with sticks) and thus modern Irish sports. Well he did get whooped by the IRB but at least he tried.

General Robert Lee, the confederate army's greatest and most successful general, but they still lost. He opposed secession but was loyal to his native Virginia, which in some way helped his beard shape into a nice pointy shape as shown here, but they still lost. I'd say it was the beards fault.