May 01: Sunday
Goat and Oyster get up late and head up for their first surf lessons in Byron Bay!....Both
are able to stand although waves are quite small...later a very tired Goat and Oyster attempt
to have beers in Cheeky Monkeys bar but it is closed. They go to another pub for 1 or 2 and
retire to bed early.
May 02: Monday
Goat and Oyster wake up to Monsoon. Since there is no fun in a surf resort in the rain, they
both get the early bus back to Brisbane and Goat goes to his football game. Goat and Phils team
finally dont loose with a 2-2 draw.
May 03: Tuesday
Back to work and Oyster finds he has NOTHING to do...Oyster watches screen blankly for 8 hours
while Goat get warning from work for spending too much time on the web and too little time
entering data.
May 04: Wednesday
Oyster still is doing nothing all day and Goat starts going to other job interviews as he
hates what he is doing now that he actually has to work! Goat plays antoher football game...
May 05: Thursday
Oyster suddenly is bogged down in work....Goat does another interview and feels it went well.
Lost cancelled for the week...Oyster and Goat are upset!
May 06: Friday
Another week another doller and Phil Ruth Goat and Oyster hit the Belguim Beer Garder for
Belguim fun. Oyster plans to meet French Girl Sandrine and later finds himself at a French
party on the roof of a Brisbane Sky Scraper...After water and Flour fights Oyster heads home ]
confused at the days proceedings. Ruth disappears and is presumed at a male strip club called
Las Penis (or Venis we cant remember). Later she denies alligations. Phil and Goat go to
Brisbane club and meet new people. Goat makes friends with an old lady and decides to stay in
contact.
May 07: Saturday
Phil is up early for breakfast at the regatta....both him a Goat arrived home at 6ish and
have a football match a foot...Oyster gets his hair died blonde and cut.
May 08: Sunday
Day of Rest taken as past few weekends have been tough on 'ol Oyster and Co. Some movies
are watched and Monopoly is played! A bust up between Goat and Ruth ends Monopoly playing!
Oyster thinks the rule 'only to be played by grown ups should be better outlined' in the
world of monopoly! Oyster is a real mature grown up.
May 09: Monday
Back to a full weeks work and Oyster has a tough day of work! Later nothing happens as
we all watch tv!
May 10: Tuesday
Oyster meets Sandrine for Coffee and then heads to her place to meet the family she lives with.
They make Oyster dinner and feed him drink. The father Frank lives with his 2 boys (Andrew and
Thomas) and a Japanese random. Degrassi Junior high is watched, football talked and Fussball
played. The boys get very excited at Oysters Pop Career!
May 11: Wednesday
Oyster returns home from his travels to the brisbane suburbs to find nothing has changed. No
injuries and no fatalities....
May 12: Thursday
Oyster decides work is never coming to him so starts using his days to plan his trip to Cairns.
Later Lost is taken in while Goat and Phil go training
May 13: Friday
Goat and Oyster hit the town. Oyster has to meet French friend Sandrine while Goat has to meet
Aussi friend Felicity. Later another friend of Goats called Lisa appears with Gay Guy Troy
(whom Goat won the affection of on another night due to sheer effort and the fact that Troy
fancied Oyster!) and competition for Goat affection is fought for! Later Felicity discusts Goat
who runs off with Troy to get a sandwich!
May 14: Saturday
Goat and Oyster head to Dreamworld...Many Roller Coasters are ridden and since both Goat and
Oyster are quite hungover, both feel quite sick. Later Goat and Oyster visit Tiger Island and
many tigers perform tricks for us. Later picture are taken in 'ye old' watering hole as Goat and
Oyster go back in time!
May 15: Sunday
Goat and Oyster wake up to pro evo soccer and Goat head off to play football ......Goat scores
a wonder Goal early on but it is equalised....the game finishes a draw....but the guys still cant get
their first win under their belt...(they suck)
May 16: Monday
Just another manic monday and Oyster does nothing all day in work Goat is liking his new job as
he can watch little britain on his breaks!
May 17: Tuesday
Oyster Finishes work and heads to 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' with Sandrine. Goat
is training again!
May 18: Wednesday
Ruth alerts Goat to source of flies in the house. A bag of blood which has been left on the
sink. After much debate Oyster is decided the culpret as he is the only one not there to defend
himself :) Oyster cares not!
May 19: Thursday
Ruth alerts Oyster the bathroom is getting dirty! Ruth wants bathroom cleaned to her inspection
.... Oyster has made friends with the Ants in the bathroom and will be upset to see them go!
Ireland bomb out of the Eurovision Qualifiers....hurrah for your a star!
May 20: Friday
Goat goes on another free drink night with work while Oyster takes it easy in preparation for
Australian Idol auditions in the morning. Sandrine gets hair chopped. Goat curses cold soar as he
was prepped for meeting a Lisa
May 21: Saturday
Oyster is up at 6.30 to audition for Australian Idol. Oyster wins a T-Shirt in Rock Sissors
Paper competition at the audition. Later Oyster dominates first audition and celebrates with
Sandrine in city. Later the FA Cup final is taken in and Goat is briefly bumped into. Goat draws
match with Phil scoring a goal. Goat and Phil still waiting for their first football win!
May 22: Sunday
Oyster and Sandrine head back to number 6 for some XBox gaming. Later Goat arrives and all
3 head to the cinema to see 'Kindom of Heaven'. Sandrine is on driving duty in the Yello Laser
and is having trouble getting used to driving on other side of road. She also misses power
stearing. Goat and Oyster are nearly killed on many occasions.
May 23: Monday
Oyster arrives into work preaching of his Idol win. Later Oyster notices Bertie (the teddy)
Beetle from the adjoining dept has been spotted over our side of the room. Bertie is Jailed
by Oyster in a carboard box and all in the office take sides in what will be the trial of the
century. Bertie is up for tresspassing, selling crack and 3 counts of hate crimes.
May 24: Tuesday
Oyster arrives in work to find Fleur (from Libraryland) has removed Bertie and his holding
cell from AndySandraTonyLand. Oyster is furious and arrests a little bear who was a known
supporter of Bertie. Sandra (owner of bear) is furious and fights for his release. Oyster
wages war on Libraryland
May 25: Wednesday
Oyster has another audition for Australian Idol. After calling in sick to work Oyster joins
a waiting area for hours only to be told no by the judges (and that he dresses like a dork)
Oyster is furious but meets up with Sandrine and watches the first test of the state of Origin
with her, pizza and beer. All is well once again!
May 26: Thursday
Oyster returns to work and finds doctured pictures of bertie working with princess Diana and
Mother Teresa. This is in contrast to already existing pics of him with the klu klux klan and
nazi germany. The little bear has been broken out of prison and a halo man and alien are now
imprisoned. Oyster declares his area an independent country and wages war on evryone else.
Later a prisoner transfer is set up between the halo man and alien and 2 hipnotoads....now
oyster has an army of hipnotoads!
May 27: Friday
Oyster invades Library land and find nothing.... Bertie is deep in hiding....Oyster is on
the look out for new hostages! Later Oyster buys a champ manager game and plays it with a
few beers and Phil. Goat goes out drinking with his gay friend but is upset that lady Lisa is
not there!
May 28: Saturday
The day is started with a Goat hangover! Oyster goes for a run and Phil tries to sober up
Goat in preparation for the big match today....Later we visit a Lions game! Ruth does the
shake and vac.....The Lions Game Rocks althought they do loose to the silly Kangeroos! Andy
cant tell Sandrine about going as she wanted to go and there were too little tickets....The
lie passes the test!
May 29: Sunday
Goat Oyster Phil and Ruth host a BBQ and invite everyone we know in Brisbane. Much eating
and drinking is done with Chef Phil on the BBQ and later Oyster heads to Sandrines quite
drunk. Luckily Sandrine does not drink and can still drive Oyster places hurrah!!!
May 30: Monday
Goat and Oyster Gold Class it up and go to see the Last ever Star Wars in Style. 35 bucks
is paid on a ticket to the movie which enables them to be in a movie theatre with only 50
people all of which have recliners and waiters. Oyster and Goat order ice cream, beer and
wedges through the show and the movie rocks hard!!!
May 31: Tuesday
Oyster and Goat get very little sleep but spend the day gloating of how they gold classed
it up for Star Wars! Very little else happens!
