Nov 03: Wednesday
Mission Embarked - Goat and Oyster Hit Road and spend 12 hours on flight to HONG KONG
Nov 04: Thursday
Dragon Hostel Found - Teeny Tiny Rooms but all Oyster and Goats needs are met
Nov 05: Friday
Goat and Oyster meet College chums Phil & Ruth Ramdomly on streets of Kowloon,
Walkway of Stars visited and First Trip to Hong Kong Island for Food in Soho and
Drinks in the Red Light District
Nov 06: Saturday
Goat and Oyster alone again decide a trip to Hong Kong Peak needed, Tram taken and
afterwards Goat and Oyster hit the town for beers - Canadian Ladies found in pub,
Oyster makes friends with 1 especially named Alison - Goat later found in club with
Calafornian Sorority girl - Chelsea Top premier league Macky Sucks
Nov 07: Sunday
Canadian Ladies leave for Taiwan where they teach, Goat and Oyster get food poisoning -
Goat buys new camera.
Nov 08: Monday
Goat and Oyster visit large Budda, buy cheap stuff at temple market and finally have some
KFC instead of bad bad Rice NOODLE (nemesis of goat and oyster)
Nov 09: Tuesday
Goat and Oyster Update web sites and set out to visit the largest floating restaurant
in the world for pie....pie is good, Oyster thinks of eating shark fin but then remembers
he does not want to make any enemies for later sea swimming
Nov 10: Wednesday
Goat and Oyster leave Hong Kong and arrive safely in Singapore where they realise the
last hostel they were in was much below standard, however in the new hostel they are in
the Lap of luxury, They set off to have Singapore Slingers in local Posh joint (Raffles)
Nov 11: Thursday
The day started with Goat and Oyster finding a pamplet alerting them to a shooting
gallery over the other side of town, after travelling for 1.5 hours they find the
gallery is closed down, the spend the rest of the day shopping and discover Singapore is
expensive...boo!
Nov 12: Friday
Goat and Oyster get on first tropical beach at sentosa island. They arrive to the island via
cable car, and encounter a theme park of sorts here they go up the carlesberg tower, meet a giant
merLion and find a fusion of canoe's and beers can be a good thing
Nov 13: Saturday
Goat and Oyster test the Sinagpore nightlife...end up watching football in the local club
district...since the singaporians an ugly race the goat and the oyster stop looking for women
and focus their attentions on dancing...the goat and oyster are later removed from the club
without quarrel
Nov 14: Sunday
Singapore Shopping day taken Goat and Oyster also take in movie (the incredables) and get
washing done for tomorrow....the big day....the TRIP TO OZ
Nov 15: Monday
Went to movies to kill some time before flight...something called taxi...very bad...goat and
oyster get flight onward to Oz
Nov 16: Tuesday
Goat and Oyster ARRIVE IN OZ, much rejoicing happens then pie is had next to the opera house
as Goat and Oyster discuss Mary Kate and Ashley and how they crossed that bridge...G&O decide
crossing the bridge is a must
Nov 17: Wednesday
Goat and Oyster head to Luna Amusement park on other side of Sydney Harbour, after much fun it
is decided beers are required. Goat and Oyster hit the town meeting Ryan the Canadian, Crazy
"Titanic" the Aussi, The German monk and Singrid and Loretta Dutchland....much fun is had....
Goat and Oyster found on floor in hall of hostel at 5am
Nov 18: Thursday
Goat and Oyster scale the Sydney Harbor bridge, after much posing at the top of the bridge
they return happy in the knowledge that mary kate and ashley have no longer one up on them,
Oyster contacts Neasa and organises a session for 20.30 hours on friday at the monkey pub
Nov 19: Friday
Bondaii beach visited, Oyster gets very exccited at seeing some other oysters and dives into
wave...only to land on his neck and be spat out again...oyster still in pain...hat with corks
is bought..Neasa is met and drinking is commenced...first oz club visited called cargo....Goat
later became friendly with a vietnamese prostitute called bambi (she may or may not have been
a prostitute:))
Nov 20: Saturday
Goat and Oyster very sick and hungover...spend day mostly in bed eating pie, oyster finds
market, IMAX cinema visited and 3D movie watched
Nov 21: Sunday
Goat and Oyster meet singapore backpackers and have lunch, Australian Idol final takes over
Sydney and Goat and oyster are amoung the crowd outside the oprah house. Zoo is also visited
and many animals are identified
Nov 22: Monday
Oyster leaves silly Goat in Hostel and makes way to summer bay (home and away beach...real
name Palm Beach) Oyster arrives to find filming in progress and manages to worm his way into
the background of one of the shots, fame and fortune should follow. Goat goes to museum with
girl in hostel then up sydney tower...later drinks are had...another messy night
Nov 23: Tuesday
Goat and Oyster become very cultured in their ways and visit the opera house for a play. The
play turns out to be a right wing skit on australian politics and Goat and Oyster become very confused. Goat heads to
bed in confusion and upset by play...Oyster goes to pub with 2 danish blokes
and a yankee girl he finds in his room...after river dance commences in the club (inspired by oyster dancing tm) one of the the danes trys kissing
oyster, oyster flees back to Goat and decides sleep was a better option
Nov 24: Wednesday
Goat and Oyster head to Melbourne and weather takes a turn for the better....However Goat and
Oyster are staying in dodgy english bar and the local beach looks like Dollymount... Goat and
oyster investigate area and decide to contact one of Goats friends Andrea for assistance
(she lives in melbourne)
Nov 25: Thursday
Goat and Oyster meet the Skotch (scottish girls) living in pint on punt, they have been there
alone for some time. Oyster suspect one of the skotch is hot but more investigation needed. A
movie (Bad Santa) is taken in
Nov 26: Friday
Goat and Oyster decide to get up early and take the neighbours bus to erinsborough and ramsey
street. They view all the houses and notice ramsey st is really called pine oak court
Nov 27: Saturday
Goat and Oyster go house hunting and find a nice 2 bedroom apt which rox. That day they also
leave shoddy hostel with the scotch and enter new hip hostel and meet 2 paddies, Glow Stick Mark and Sun Stroke Ken.
Goat and Oyster decide to live with these people and offer them the second room in the potential apt. Later drinking
commences with Andrea and Leanne (melbourne natives) Oyster and Goat get drunk and fight about religion. Next morning
G&O decide never to speak of religion again
Nov 28: Sunday
A drunken P.I is done on the new apartment district, football field, park, tennis court and
plaground all found in area...important squishee bar also found...G&O nod in approval and await internal investigation
on the 29th. Later Glow Stick Mark, Sun Stroke Ken, G&O, James(Ned) P Kelly and the Brigton Football Union (Luke &
Co.) and all the people of room 112 (past and present) go in search of football (Everton vs Newcastle)...somewhere in
between the ladies and G.S Mark notice Oyster is an ex-popstar
Nov 29: Monday
The Skotch appear in 112, following in Goat and Oysters fine example. Ned P Kelly confirms
Oysters theory....1 is attractive....Orr leaves Kelly to his devices...Kellys devices are not very sophiticated tho :)
Apartment viewed and its way better than Goat and Oyster imagined...Roger the Dodger(Property Dealer) is consulted and
meeting organised for lease
Nov 30: Tuesday
Met Roger to Dodger who says Goat and Oyster can probs lease apt. Oyster notices he finds
living hard and visits doctor. Doctor agrees is tough to be the Oyster and gives antibiotics as Oyster has temp of 103
and a chest infection. Oyster buys coco pops and goes to bed
