Issue 1		The Chronic						October 2002
Front Page Other News		The agonising wait is over
Waxwork model of Pat Inglesby in National Wax Museum window actually Pat Inglesby Entertainment Peter Jackson releases new 38-disk special edition DVD Sport Boggers beat other boggers in thrilling all-Ireland final		Missing popstars Holly Valance and Jessica Simpson have turned up safe and well, it is reported. The singer-turned-actress and actress-turned-singer hadn't been seen for some time and fears for their careers were growing as fans held vigils on MTV, where they were last spotted. It turns out Ms Simpson has been making a film, which would account for her longer absence. "Thank God I saw that trailer the other day," says Stacey O'Loughlin, a big fan of the American popstar. "I mean, the film looks shit, but I'm just gald she's ok". Holly, who hadn't been missing for quite as long as Jessica, has a new video out now, and was spotted co-presenting 'Hit List UK' on MTV soon after that was announced. The aussie's biggest fan, Sheila McGettigan, had this to say: "I was worried she was going to be one of those one-hit-wonders, you know, like what's-her-face - the ugly one who used to be a Spice Girl, or Cher. After Holly left Neighbours, it was make or break for her, and I'm delighted she's turned up again, even if she does act like a total lesbian in her new video".						Safe at last: Holly Jessica